Post by Tank on Jan 5, 2010 5:12:04 GMT -5
So Chris Avery can stand in the rafters all night during Slam and just hang out and while I come out and run over Alex Jones and his shitty can of weapons and his lame ass team and I get a double draw. big deal. I hate draws and dqs but whatever I did what i do best and that is destroy my challengers. nobody will stop me and nobody will ever stop me on my quest to put gold around this beautiful waste. Chris avery then comes down from the rafters and hits me with chairs and uses this light trick to get behind my back. what are you a coward, chris? you doing it for theatrical confidence? you just trying to get the crowd on your side!? nobody cares about the crowd anyways. not me anyway because they used me and abused me and i did many embarrassing things for them! Not anymore Chris! not anymore!
now lets discuss this United States battle royal for the number one contender. first on slam they announce im in the world title battle royal but I got moved. well thats just Seth Lerch demanding some sort of response from me. know what my response is? Better destruction. Call me maximum destruction! I'm like a very big engine that will continue to run over everybody. Ryan Daniels? He is a nobody! I proved that at War when Daniels came out and i squashed him like a loose pig! Daniels was running around with those Team of torture guys and did nothing and continues to do nothing. I will pick up Ryan Daniels and throw him right over the top rope! Tank will eliminate Daniels.
D-Day is another good guy but he will be eliminated by me and heres why. Day you're running into a brick wall bucko and with the power invested in me i will make sure i squash you like a little bug too. You talk a big game and apparently your win against the new guy madd dogg was an upset even though he couldn't wrestle out of a plastic bag and now you think you're running around here with big time confidence. Not going to happen. Day you will be thrown over the top rope at the hands of Tank Reaper. I will throw you over and beat you.
Doc Henry is part of the tag team champions and sure he has gold around his waist but the singles gold will never be on Doc Oc. Not this time. I'm a Tank doc. no matter how much medicine, magic, or witchcraft you can come up with in the southern part of the states that produce small brains and ugly looking women who wouldn't know to fuck a large cock like this one or go out with you, no matter what you bring it will never be enough to stop me. you can bring date rape drugs and all the needles to the ring but on Monday I will throw you over the top rope too and when you hit the mats like Day and the rest of them then you'll be looking up at the rafters and Tank the new winner and rightfully number one contender.
the last person in this battle royal is the masked mexican machine Hector Rodriguez. he is good, no hector is damn good but when it comes to the real war machine that is me. You're not anything special. I've seen you wrestle a few times and though you've got some moevs and you can certainly get it done int he ring I feel like with the new addiction I have I feel I can move mountains, take down very large buildings and shake entire bridges with my two hands. When these two hands grab ahold of your god damn neck and lift you in the air for what many will believe be the choke slam I will turn towards the ropes and drop your south of the border Mexican ass to the mats below! Then you can unmask your ugly face and look me right in the eyes and realize that your chance to become an United States Champion and a legal American go right down the drain. Check your green card, check your ego and check up on how Tank is doing baby because I'm back and I'm not losing anymore matches. no way no how, and Chris Aveyr you can do all the stupid mind fucking tricks you want but one thing is for certain when I get my hands on you.. oh help you god when I get my hands on you Chris you will feel the real wrath of all my addictions rolled into one. I call it the Tank Burrito.
He turns around to snorts another line of white substance of a silver tray. In doing so Tank begins to rage once more and throws the tray across the room. We now notice a few women in bathing suits lounging around a hot tub.
Now if you don't mind Mr. cameraman I'm back to having very much sex with all of the ladies I can find. From Miami to Canada to Boise St. University it doesn't matter. I love them all as long as they love this. I call it the mini-tank. As you can see I don't dig the lifestyle Chris teaches, all the immaturity nonsense, believing in revenge for the ones who were naughty or bad and setting the false to truth, and the wrongs to right. Nope. Not me. I don't worry about anyone else but me. Just look at where Truth Addiction went once we started caring about fixing every one and every thing. It went nowhere. Now get the hell out of my house Bob before i beat the living shit out of you with as many objects as I can grab within thirteen seconds.
now lets discuss this United States battle royal for the number one contender. first on slam they announce im in the world title battle royal but I got moved. well thats just Seth Lerch demanding some sort of response from me. know what my response is? Better destruction. Call me maximum destruction! I'm like a very big engine that will continue to run over everybody. Ryan Daniels? He is a nobody! I proved that at War when Daniels came out and i squashed him like a loose pig! Daniels was running around with those Team of torture guys and did nothing and continues to do nothing. I will pick up Ryan Daniels and throw him right over the top rope! Tank will eliminate Daniels.
D-Day is another good guy but he will be eliminated by me and heres why. Day you're running into a brick wall bucko and with the power invested in me i will make sure i squash you like a little bug too. You talk a big game and apparently your win against the new guy madd dogg was an upset even though he couldn't wrestle out of a plastic bag and now you think you're running around here with big time confidence. Not going to happen. Day you will be thrown over the top rope at the hands of Tank Reaper. I will throw you over and beat you.
Doc Henry is part of the tag team champions and sure he has gold around his waist but the singles gold will never be on Doc Oc. Not this time. I'm a Tank doc. no matter how much medicine, magic, or witchcraft you can come up with in the southern part of the states that produce small brains and ugly looking women who wouldn't know to fuck a large cock like this one or go out with you, no matter what you bring it will never be enough to stop me. you can bring date rape drugs and all the needles to the ring but on Monday I will throw you over the top rope too and when you hit the mats like Day and the rest of them then you'll be looking up at the rafters and Tank the new winner and rightfully number one contender.
the last person in this battle royal is the masked mexican machine Hector Rodriguez. he is good, no hector is damn good but when it comes to the real war machine that is me. You're not anything special. I've seen you wrestle a few times and though you've got some moevs and you can certainly get it done int he ring I feel like with the new addiction I have I feel I can move mountains, take down very large buildings and shake entire bridges with my two hands. When these two hands grab ahold of your god damn neck and lift you in the air for what many will believe be the choke slam I will turn towards the ropes and drop your south of the border Mexican ass to the mats below! Then you can unmask your ugly face and look me right in the eyes and realize that your chance to become an United States Champion and a legal American go right down the drain. Check your green card, check your ego and check up on how Tank is doing baby because I'm back and I'm not losing anymore matches. no way no how, and Chris Aveyr you can do all the stupid mind fucking tricks you want but one thing is for certain when I get my hands on you.. oh help you god when I get my hands on you Chris you will feel the real wrath of all my addictions rolled into one. I call it the Tank Burrito.
He turns around to snorts another line of white substance of a silver tray. In doing so Tank begins to rage once more and throws the tray across the room. We now notice a few women in bathing suits lounging around a hot tub.
Now if you don't mind Mr. cameraman I'm back to having very much sex with all of the ladies I can find. From Miami to Canada to Boise St. University it doesn't matter. I love them all as long as they love this. I call it the mini-tank. As you can see I don't dig the lifestyle Chris teaches, all the immaturity nonsense, believing in revenge for the ones who were naughty or bad and setting the false to truth, and the wrongs to right. Nope. Not me. I don't worry about anyone else but me. Just look at where Truth Addiction went once we started caring about fixing every one and every thing. It went nowhere. Now get the hell out of my house Bob before i beat the living shit out of you with as many objects as I can grab within thirteen seconds.
