Post by suicideking on Aug 20, 2006 9:15:05 GMT -5
(We open our scene to a computer, set to the roster page of our favorite fed on this blue marble we live on, the WCF. We see two hands typing and scrolling through the page, seeing the "competition".)
Oh god, you are kidding me, right? THIS is what I have to deal with?!
Seth Lerch? As in the butler for the Addams Family?
Jack of Blades? Emo bitch...
Logan? X2 sucked...
The Cancer? Consider me chemotherapy....
Chino? Two personalities, both of them suck....
Torture? Got that right...torture to listen to, torture to watch wrestle...
(We scan out, and now see the man who is commenting, and it is the newest signee of the WCF, the Suicide King Chad Allen. He leans back in his black office style chair and kicks his feet up onto the desk of his computer. He is wearing a black t-shirt with the simple words "KILL YOURSELF" on the front and an evil grin)
Allow me to introduce myself to all of you that do not know, I am the biggest signing in this podunk little hell hole you call a fed. I am the Mega Mouth of Wrestling, The Extreme Asshole, the Suicide King Chad Allen. I have come to the WCF for one reason and one reason only....I'm bored.
(Chad laughs a bit and shifts so he is sitting up again and looking dead into the camera.)
No really, I'm serious. Have you seen who is in this fed? I will have probably won all the titles and embarrassed everyone within 3 months. You guys are all pretty much PATHETIC. With my brains, brawn, and skills, we will be changing the front logo from the WCF to the SKW, Suicide King Wrestling. So for all of you that "wrestle" here, if that is what you call it, I have one recommendation for you...
[glow=green,2,300]KILL YOURSELF, It will be easier for all of us![/glow]
Chad laughs as we fade to the infamous Suicide King Logo....
Oh god, you are kidding me, right? THIS is what I have to deal with?!
Seth Lerch? As in the butler for the Addams Family?
Jack of Blades? Emo bitch...
Logan? X2 sucked...
The Cancer? Consider me chemotherapy....
Chino? Two personalities, both of them suck....
Torture? Got that right...torture to listen to, torture to watch wrestle...
(We scan out, and now see the man who is commenting, and it is the newest signee of the WCF, the Suicide King Chad Allen. He leans back in his black office style chair and kicks his feet up onto the desk of his computer. He is wearing a black t-shirt with the simple words "KILL YOURSELF" on the front and an evil grin)
Allow me to introduce myself to all of you that do not know, I am the biggest signing in this podunk little hell hole you call a fed. I am the Mega Mouth of Wrestling, The Extreme Asshole, the Suicide King Chad Allen. I have come to the WCF for one reason and one reason only....I'm bored.
(Chad laughs a bit and shifts so he is sitting up again and looking dead into the camera.)
No really, I'm serious. Have you seen who is in this fed? I will have probably won all the titles and embarrassed everyone within 3 months. You guys are all pretty much PATHETIC. With my brains, brawn, and skills, we will be changing the front logo from the WCF to the SKW, Suicide King Wrestling. So for all of you that "wrestle" here, if that is what you call it, I have one recommendation for you...
[glow=green,2,300]KILL YOURSELF, It will be easier for all of us![/glow]
Chad laughs as we fade to the infamous Suicide King Logo....
