Post by Oblivion on Dec 28, 2009 14:57:34 GMT -5
torture(tôr'chur) n. 1. the inflicting of severe pain, as to elicit information or force a confession 2. any severe physical or mental pain; agony
slaughter(slôt'ur) n. 1. the killing of animals for food; butchering 2. the brutal killing of a person 3. the killing of many people, as in battle
Narrator: On the next episode of Slam, the World Heavyweight Champion will put his WCF World Heavyweight Championship against the United States Heavyweight Champion Ace Slaughter. Torture had one hell of a battle at One, where he had successfully defended his world Heavyweight Championship against Slickie T. Ace Slaughter successfully took away the United States Championship from the clutches of the former champion, Kevin Hardaway. Now, it's time for the two do battle, to see who is more supreme. This is the chance for Ace Slaughter to prove not only to Wrestling Championship Federation, but to the entire wrestling community, that he is truly the TRUE MONSTER of the WCF. On January 4th at the Bangor Auditorium, in Bangor, Maine, "The Battle of all battles" will happen and could we see a new World Heavyweight Champion? Ace Slaughter hopes so. He has been concentrating on his training, ever since he had been notified about his World title opportunity. And believe me, Slaughter will not take this opportunity lightly. And with a match with wrestlers that have names like Torture and Slaughter, this could be a possible match of the year or it could end up being a war that people will be talking of years to come. For Ace Slaughter, this is his story....
After the holidays have gone and passed, Ace Slaughter received his next match assignment. He has been granted a World Title match against the World Heavyweight champion Torture. For Ace Slaughter, this is his chance to show the world of wrestling that HE is as great as he says he is. He has won many championships, but to win the WCF World heavyweight Championship, this will be his third World title. But, to defeat Torture, would be a HUGE accomplishment for Slaughter and his comeback will be complete. Ace will be on top of the mountain, once again.
Ace Slaughter is jogging, somewhere near the coast of Pinellas County, in west central Florida. Ace is wearing gray soft cotton jogging shorts and a gray muscle shirt. To make sure his jogging experience is good one, Slaughter is wearing Nike Turbo Shox Running Shoes. As Slaughter is running, concentrating on his breathing and heart rate. Driving beside him, is Ace's cohorts, Melissa, Mini Ace, and Keith. As Keith is driving the white van, Melissa peaks her head out of the front passenger window. She yells out encouragements.
Melissa: That's right, Ace!! No quit!! Don't you dare stop running!! Fight the pain!! I don't care if you start puking!! You will finish the five miles. You hear me, Ace?!
No response from Ace Slaughter. In fact, Ace Slaughter has a look of determination, on his face. He does not respond to Melissa.
Melissa: Ace Slaughter!! Do you hear me?
Ace Slaughter just happens to look over to his left and he sees Melissa leaning out of the window, screaming. He stops running and pulls out the ear pieces from his MP3 player and responds back to Melissa.
Melissa: I have been giving you encouragement. You have a HU-U-U-GE match next Monday and we all want you to be at your peak physical condition! Look at you!! You are massive!! From your deltoids, pecs, abdominal external obliques to your biceps, your triceps, and your quadriceps. You are extremely well built!! People would kill to have your body. You could possibly have the BEST DAMN body in the Wrestling Championship Federation!!! From head to toe, you look freakin' awesome!!! Now, I want you to run, until I see your intestines expel from your body!!!
After giving Melissa a "thumb's up", he was about to put his ear pieces back into his ears, that is when Ace started to notice the pebbles, on the ground, to shake.
Keith(talking to Melissa): What the hell is that?!?
Melissa: The van is shaking!!!
Slaughter is looking around and he sees people falling down. Ace notices small to medium sized structures, that it's foundation were not well secured, crashing down. that's when Ace notices other people pointing behind him, screaming in absolute horror.
Random woman: Get out of the way!! They will crush you!!!
Random man: Watch out!!! You will drown in it's drool!!! Keep running!!! Don't stop running!!!
That is when Ace turns his head around and notices a herd of 10 foot giant babies. The babies are wearing white cloth diapers. some of them are wearing bonnets. Some are wearing little t-shirts, that are exposing their giant bellies. None of them are wearing any footwear. In most cases, people would help the screaming babies find their parents. But, in this case, with the babies running, more like toddling into cars, crushing them instantly. The herd of babies are crashing into one another, causing them to crash into the cars. The car alarms startle the giant babies, making them cry, more like wailing. The wail of the giant babies are like tornado warnings. People that are not in harms way, are clasping their ears, from the extremely loud cries of the giant babies. Some of the babies are teething and are drooling. Giant strands of drool, hangs from their mouths. Some occasions, the drool crashes down onto the roads, causing major potholes. Vehicles are trying to drive around the massive bunch of babies and ended up having tires fall into the potholes, causing some of the cars to be undriveable. Ace Slaughter notices the giant crying babies and begins to run. That's when Melissa points a little higher, there is something that is chasing the giant babies.... LARGE POTATO ROUNDS.
Melissa: OH MY GOD!! Ace!!! Get in the van!!! Giant tator tots are chasing the tots. Move it!! Get in the van!!!
Slaughter dives into the van. But, he loses his MP3 player, in the process. A giant baby foot crushes the MP3 player. The babies keep looking behind their shoulders. They see the giant tator tots chasing them. The people are screaming about the giant babies and the giant babies are screaming about the giant tator tots!!!
Keith: The last thing you need, before your World title opportunity, Ace, is to get squished by a giant baby or a giant tator tot!!!
Ace Slaughter: I don't give a sh*t about that, right now, just get this piece of sh*t van moving!!!
Slaughter looks through the van's back windows and sees news vans being destroyed and people getting killed, as the babies step on them, trying to get away from the man-eating potato products.
News Reporter: Large giant babies have invaded the beaches of Pinellas County, Florida!!! Strange potato-like things are chasing the bab-
The news reporter just got stepped on!! Ace suggests to Keith to turn on his van's stereo.
Reporter on the radio: This is Maxwell Tyson, in St. Pete Beach, where 10 foot babies, approximately two dozen giant babies have been trampling over cars and people, killing at least two dozen people. If that wasn't enough to be alarmed, but giant tater tots... YES!!! You heard me right!! Giant potato tots are chasing the babies!!! These tots do not have arms or feet. The tator tots don't even have a face, they are just tumbling and rolling after the babies!!! They headlines are... TOTS BEING CHASED BY TOTS!!! Charlie Crist, the Govenor of Florida, has declared Pinellas County a state of emergency and has ordered the National Guard for some help. The National Emergency Agency has ordered everyone to stay indoors and away from the giant babies and enormous tator tots!! I repeat!! Stay indoors and away from St. Petersburg beaches.
Melissa(not sounding like herself): Ace... Ace... it's okay Ace.... it's time to wake up... Ace, when I count to three, you will wake up. One... two... three...
When Slaughter wakes up, he is screaming on the couch of his psychiatrist's office.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Stephan? Stephan? Are you okay? You were screaming.
Slaughter sits up and puts his masked face into his palms.
Dr. Patricia Davis: I have many questions to ask. What were you visioning, Stephan?
Slaughter picks his masked face up, from his hands. What Dr. Davis doesn't realize, is that Stephan is a distant memory. As soon as Ace won the United State Championship, at ONE, Steve no longer existed. To win the title, Slaughter had to rely on a deeper entity... Oblivion. Oblivion existed throughout Stephan's life. When Steve had a situation that he couldn't handle, he relied on Oblivion. Throughout the abuse from his stepfather and the sexual abuse from his step-uncle, Stephan Johnson resorted into a deep existence where no one can ever hurt him again. When Stephan was discharged from the mental hospital in Northern Florida, he was supposedly given a clean bill of health. The medications and therapy was supposed to be a substitution for Steve's realization of Oblivion. With Oblivion popping up from time to time, it's a smart assumption, that both haven't been working.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): How many times, do I have to tell you... my name is NOT Stephan!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: My apologies. Am I speaking with Ace Slaughter?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): You could be.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Or am I speaking with Oblivion?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I guess with all those degrees, hanging on your wall, you not as dumb as you look!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Okay, I'll accept this. Oblivion. Why do you think Stephan was dreaming about being chased by giant babies and tator tots?!?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Ace slaughter has a match on the 4th...
Dr. Patricia Davis:...of January?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter, screams): DO NOT INTERRUPT ME-E-E-E!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Now, now. I don't care if you are Oblivion... you do not talk to me, with a tone like that!! Do you understand me?
Oblivion quietly growls.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Okay. now, continue what you were saying.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): About?
Dr. Patricia Davis: About the hypnotic dream.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Ace slaughter has a match on the 4th of January in Bangor, Maine. He is facing the world champion, Torture. and Torture has a stable of wrestlers called Team of Torture. Or T.O.T. So, even with all of your degrees, you couldn't even see the correlation between the giant babies(tots) and the giant potato rounds(tator tots) with the T.O.T.
Dr. Patricia Davis: So, you think that Stephan has had a dream about the tots being chased by tator tots, because of his match with Torture?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Yes. Team of Torture(T.O.T). That is why Stephan had that "dream" of giant babies(tots) and giant potato rounds(tator tots). I assume that Slaughter thinks that he has a GIANT obstacle in achieving his goal of winning the World Heavyweight Championship!! But, with my help...NOT YOURS, I will help him achieve that goal!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: I find it very interesting that both wrestlers have destructive names.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Destructive?
Dr. Patricia Davis: Yes. Slaughter and Torture. It sounds like a horror movie.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): And I guarantee that the match will look like one too!!! If I have anything to do about it and that's a promise!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Why must you bring out the violence out of Stephan?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I told you, Stephan is dead!!! Long live Oblivion!!!
Oblivion throws up Slaughter's arms.
Dr. Patricia Davis: You DO realize, that if Slaughter does win the World Championship, it is HIM, not you that will be declared the winner.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I wouldn't be so sure, if I were you!! There will be a time, where I will become more stronger than Stephan can control and that means if Stephan is Ace and I am Stephan....
Dr. Patricia Davis: In theory, you would be Slaughter.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): No theories about it!!! Slaughter WILL win that World Championship and I WILL be Ace Slaughter and there will no one that will be able to contain me!!! Not the WCF and not even you!!!
Oblivion causes Slaughter to stand and becomes violent. The couch is upended and Oblivion is standing on the half broken faux-leather couch.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I AM OBLIVION!!! I AM ACE SLAUGHTER!!! I WILL WIN THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FROM TORTURE!! THE WCF WILL BOW DOWN NOT TO ACE SLAUGHTER, BUT TO ME-E-E-E... OBLIVION!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: You do realize that it IS Ace Slaughter facing Torture and not you.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Like I said before... Stephan Johnson is Ace Slaughter and I am Stephan Johnson, therefore I AM ACE SLAUGHTER!!! So, when Ace Slaughter wins that World Championship, I will win the WCF World Heavyweight Championship!!
Oblivion yawns.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): You bore me!! I'm leaving. You cannot stop me!!! By the way, I can see the red blinking light.
Oblivion grabs the turned over leather couch. He pulls it closer to the corner hanging plant, when the hidden camera is and begins his tirade.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): January 4th in Bangor, Maine at the Bangor Auditorium Ace will face you...
Oblivion points towards the "hidden camera" and speaks to the camera.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter):...Torture for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. I do believe that this will be the first time you and Ace have faced off against each other. The fans, which I could care less for, will be excited about this match!! Ace Slaughter LOVES the attention the fans give him, but again, I could care less!!! We stand about the same, but I have about 65 pounds of pure solid muscle more than you. And before you start rambling about Ace is just all muscle and no finesse. Ace could and CAN out wrestle anyone here, in WCF!! If you want to wrestle, we'll wrestle!! If you want to fight, you bet your bottom dollar, we'll fight. But, make no mistake, Champ, Ace will NOT be a push over!!! You should know by now, if Ace wants something.... I GET WHAT I WANT!! On January 4th, not only will Ace be the United States Champion, but Ace will be your NEW-EW-EW WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! And if your "girls" want to interfere, then fine!! Ace will kick their asses too!! I will NOT allow anything to stand in Ace's way to become World Heavyweight Champion, for a third time!!! I am definitely positive that you will have something interesting to say about what I have said!! I and Ace welcome it!!! Words are just words. All that matters, is what happens inside the ring. And I am just shaking with anticipation. Torture, you just better get ready!!! BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.... "SUPERSTAR" ACE SLAUGHTER WILL BE YOUR NEXT WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! And Torture? YOU... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!!
After his tirade, Slaughter leaves the office.
slaughter(slôt'ur) n. 1. the killing of animals for food; butchering 2. the brutal killing of a person 3. the killing of many people, as in battle
Narrator: On the next episode of Slam, the World Heavyweight Champion will put his WCF World Heavyweight Championship against the United States Heavyweight Champion Ace Slaughter. Torture had one hell of a battle at One, where he had successfully defended his world Heavyweight Championship against Slickie T. Ace Slaughter successfully took away the United States Championship from the clutches of the former champion, Kevin Hardaway. Now, it's time for the two do battle, to see who is more supreme. This is the chance for Ace Slaughter to prove not only to Wrestling Championship Federation, but to the entire wrestling community, that he is truly the TRUE MONSTER of the WCF. On January 4th at the Bangor Auditorium, in Bangor, Maine, "The Battle of all battles" will happen and could we see a new World Heavyweight Champion? Ace Slaughter hopes so. He has been concentrating on his training, ever since he had been notified about his World title opportunity. And believe me, Slaughter will not take this opportunity lightly. And with a match with wrestlers that have names like Torture and Slaughter, this could be a possible match of the year or it could end up being a war that people will be talking of years to come. For Ace Slaughter, this is his story....
After the holidays have gone and passed, Ace Slaughter received his next match assignment. He has been granted a World Title match against the World Heavyweight champion Torture. For Ace Slaughter, this is his chance to show the world of wrestling that HE is as great as he says he is. He has won many championships, but to win the WCF World heavyweight Championship, this will be his third World title. But, to defeat Torture, would be a HUGE accomplishment for Slaughter and his comeback will be complete. Ace will be on top of the mountain, once again.
Ace Slaughter is jogging, somewhere near the coast of Pinellas County, in west central Florida. Ace is wearing gray soft cotton jogging shorts and a gray muscle shirt. To make sure his jogging experience is good one, Slaughter is wearing Nike Turbo Shox Running Shoes. As Slaughter is running, concentrating on his breathing and heart rate. Driving beside him, is Ace's cohorts, Melissa, Mini Ace, and Keith. As Keith is driving the white van, Melissa peaks her head out of the front passenger window. She yells out encouragements.
Melissa: That's right, Ace!! No quit!! Don't you dare stop running!! Fight the pain!! I don't care if you start puking!! You will finish the five miles. You hear me, Ace?!
No response from Ace Slaughter. In fact, Ace Slaughter has a look of determination, on his face. He does not respond to Melissa.
Melissa: Ace Slaughter!! Do you hear me?
Ace Slaughter just happens to look over to his left and he sees Melissa leaning out of the window, screaming. He stops running and pulls out the ear pieces from his MP3 player and responds back to Melissa.
Melissa: I have been giving you encouragement. You have a HU-U-U-GE match next Monday and we all want you to be at your peak physical condition! Look at you!! You are massive!! From your deltoids, pecs, abdominal external obliques to your biceps, your triceps, and your quadriceps. You are extremely well built!! People would kill to have your body. You could possibly have the BEST DAMN body in the Wrestling Championship Federation!!! From head to toe, you look freakin' awesome!!! Now, I want you to run, until I see your intestines expel from your body!!!
After giving Melissa a "thumb's up", he was about to put his ear pieces back into his ears, that is when Ace started to notice the pebbles, on the ground, to shake.
Keith(talking to Melissa): What the hell is that?!?
Melissa: The van is shaking!!!
Slaughter is looking around and he sees people falling down. Ace notices small to medium sized structures, that it's foundation were not well secured, crashing down. that's when Ace notices other people pointing behind him, screaming in absolute horror.
Random woman: Get out of the way!! They will crush you!!!
Random man: Watch out!!! You will drown in it's drool!!! Keep running!!! Don't stop running!!!
That is when Ace turns his head around and notices a herd of 10 foot giant babies. The babies are wearing white cloth diapers. some of them are wearing bonnets. Some are wearing little t-shirts, that are exposing their giant bellies. None of them are wearing any footwear. In most cases, people would help the screaming babies find their parents. But, in this case, with the babies running, more like toddling into cars, crushing them instantly. The herd of babies are crashing into one another, causing them to crash into the cars. The car alarms startle the giant babies, making them cry, more like wailing. The wail of the giant babies are like tornado warnings. People that are not in harms way, are clasping their ears, from the extremely loud cries of the giant babies. Some of the babies are teething and are drooling. Giant strands of drool, hangs from their mouths. Some occasions, the drool crashes down onto the roads, causing major potholes. Vehicles are trying to drive around the massive bunch of babies and ended up having tires fall into the potholes, causing some of the cars to be undriveable. Ace Slaughter notices the giant crying babies and begins to run. That's when Melissa points a little higher, there is something that is chasing the giant babies.... LARGE POTATO ROUNDS.
Melissa: OH MY GOD!! Ace!!! Get in the van!!! Giant tator tots are chasing the tots. Move it!! Get in the van!!!
Slaughter dives into the van. But, he loses his MP3 player, in the process. A giant baby foot crushes the MP3 player. The babies keep looking behind their shoulders. They see the giant tator tots chasing them. The people are screaming about the giant babies and the giant babies are screaming about the giant tator tots!!!
Keith: The last thing you need, before your World title opportunity, Ace, is to get squished by a giant baby or a giant tator tot!!!
Ace Slaughter: I don't give a sh*t about that, right now, just get this piece of sh*t van moving!!!
Slaughter looks through the van's back windows and sees news vans being destroyed and people getting killed, as the babies step on them, trying to get away from the man-eating potato products.
News Reporter: Large giant babies have invaded the beaches of Pinellas County, Florida!!! Strange potato-like things are chasing the bab-
The news reporter just got stepped on!! Ace suggests to Keith to turn on his van's stereo.
Reporter on the radio: This is Maxwell Tyson, in St. Pete Beach, where 10 foot babies, approximately two dozen giant babies have been trampling over cars and people, killing at least two dozen people. If that wasn't enough to be alarmed, but giant tater tots... YES!!! You heard me right!! Giant potato tots are chasing the babies!!! These tots do not have arms or feet. The tator tots don't even have a face, they are just tumbling and rolling after the babies!!! They headlines are... TOTS BEING CHASED BY TOTS!!! Charlie Crist, the Govenor of Florida, has declared Pinellas County a state of emergency and has ordered the National Guard for some help. The National Emergency Agency has ordered everyone to stay indoors and away from the giant babies and enormous tator tots!! I repeat!! Stay indoors and away from St. Petersburg beaches.
Melissa(not sounding like herself): Ace... Ace... it's okay Ace.... it's time to wake up... Ace, when I count to three, you will wake up. One... two... three...
When Slaughter wakes up, he is screaming on the couch of his psychiatrist's office.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Stephan? Stephan? Are you okay? You were screaming.
Slaughter sits up and puts his masked face into his palms.
Dr. Patricia Davis: I have many questions to ask. What were you visioning, Stephan?
Slaughter picks his masked face up, from his hands. What Dr. Davis doesn't realize, is that Stephan is a distant memory. As soon as Ace won the United State Championship, at ONE, Steve no longer existed. To win the title, Slaughter had to rely on a deeper entity... Oblivion. Oblivion existed throughout Stephan's life. When Steve had a situation that he couldn't handle, he relied on Oblivion. Throughout the abuse from his stepfather and the sexual abuse from his step-uncle, Stephan Johnson resorted into a deep existence where no one can ever hurt him again. When Stephan was discharged from the mental hospital in Northern Florida, he was supposedly given a clean bill of health. The medications and therapy was supposed to be a substitution for Steve's realization of Oblivion. With Oblivion popping up from time to time, it's a smart assumption, that both haven't been working.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): How many times, do I have to tell you... my name is NOT Stephan!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: My apologies. Am I speaking with Ace Slaughter?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): You could be.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Or am I speaking with Oblivion?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I guess with all those degrees, hanging on your wall, you not as dumb as you look!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Okay, I'll accept this. Oblivion. Why do you think Stephan was dreaming about being chased by giant babies and tator tots?!?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Ace slaughter has a match on the 4th...
Dr. Patricia Davis:...of January?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter, screams): DO NOT INTERRUPT ME-E-E-E!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Now, now. I don't care if you are Oblivion... you do not talk to me, with a tone like that!! Do you understand me?
Oblivion quietly growls.
Dr. Patricia Davis: Okay. now, continue what you were saying.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): About?
Dr. Patricia Davis: About the hypnotic dream.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Ace slaughter has a match on the 4th of January in Bangor, Maine. He is facing the world champion, Torture. and Torture has a stable of wrestlers called Team of Torture. Or T.O.T. So, even with all of your degrees, you couldn't even see the correlation between the giant babies(tots) and the giant potato rounds(tator tots) with the T.O.T.
Dr. Patricia Davis: So, you think that Stephan has had a dream about the tots being chased by tator tots, because of his match with Torture?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Yes. Team of Torture(T.O.T). That is why Stephan had that "dream" of giant babies(tots) and giant potato rounds(tator tots). I assume that Slaughter thinks that he has a GIANT obstacle in achieving his goal of winning the World Heavyweight Championship!! But, with my help...NOT YOURS, I will help him achieve that goal!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: I find it very interesting that both wrestlers have destructive names.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Destructive?
Dr. Patricia Davis: Yes. Slaughter and Torture. It sounds like a horror movie.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): And I guarantee that the match will look like one too!!! If I have anything to do about it and that's a promise!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: Why must you bring out the violence out of Stephan?
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I told you, Stephan is dead!!! Long live Oblivion!!!
Oblivion throws up Slaughter's arms.
Dr. Patricia Davis: You DO realize, that if Slaughter does win the World Championship, it is HIM, not you that will be declared the winner.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I wouldn't be so sure, if I were you!! There will be a time, where I will become more stronger than Stephan can control and that means if Stephan is Ace and I am Stephan....
Dr. Patricia Davis: In theory, you would be Slaughter.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): No theories about it!!! Slaughter WILL win that World Championship and I WILL be Ace Slaughter and there will no one that will be able to contain me!!! Not the WCF and not even you!!!
Oblivion causes Slaughter to stand and becomes violent. The couch is upended and Oblivion is standing on the half broken faux-leather couch.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): I AM OBLIVION!!! I AM ACE SLAUGHTER!!! I WILL WIN THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FROM TORTURE!! THE WCF WILL BOW DOWN NOT TO ACE SLAUGHTER, BUT TO ME-E-E-E... OBLIVION!!!
Dr. Patricia Davis: You do realize that it IS Ace Slaughter facing Torture and not you.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): Like I said before... Stephan Johnson is Ace Slaughter and I am Stephan Johnson, therefore I AM ACE SLAUGHTER!!! So, when Ace Slaughter wins that World Championship, I will win the WCF World Heavyweight Championship!!
Oblivion yawns.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): You bore me!! I'm leaving. You cannot stop me!!! By the way, I can see the red blinking light.
Oblivion grabs the turned over leather couch. He pulls it closer to the corner hanging plant, when the hidden camera is and begins his tirade.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter): January 4th in Bangor, Maine at the Bangor Auditorium Ace will face you...
Oblivion points towards the "hidden camera" and speaks to the camera.
Oblivion(speaking for Slaughter):...Torture for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. I do believe that this will be the first time you and Ace have faced off against each other. The fans, which I could care less for, will be excited about this match!! Ace Slaughter LOVES the attention the fans give him, but again, I could care less!!! We stand about the same, but I have about 65 pounds of pure solid muscle more than you. And before you start rambling about Ace is just all muscle and no finesse. Ace could and CAN out wrestle anyone here, in WCF!! If you want to wrestle, we'll wrestle!! If you want to fight, you bet your bottom dollar, we'll fight. But, make no mistake, Champ, Ace will NOT be a push over!!! You should know by now, if Ace wants something.... I GET WHAT I WANT!! On January 4th, not only will Ace be the United States Champion, but Ace will be your NEW-EW-EW WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! And if your "girls" want to interfere, then fine!! Ace will kick their asses too!! I will NOT allow anything to stand in Ace's way to become World Heavyweight Champion, for a third time!!! I am definitely positive that you will have something interesting to say about what I have said!! I and Ace welcome it!!! Words are just words. All that matters, is what happens inside the ring. And I am just shaking with anticipation. Torture, you just better get ready!!! BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.... "SUPERSTAR" ACE SLAUGHTER WILL BE YOUR NEXT WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! And Torture? YOU... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!!
After his tirade, Slaughter leaves the office.
