How The Better Half Party/Lie To Cover Their Ass

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Zach Davis: Logan would have had this match won if there had been a ref right when he hit that Impact Style!

Logan sighs. He lifts Jay Price to his feet and throws him to the ropes.. and wraps him in a Sleeper.

Shannan Lerch: NO JAY GET OUT OF IT!

Jay knows whats coming and quickly elbows Logan several times, breaking out of the Sleeper. Exhausted, Price spins Logan around.. kicks him in the gut..

Zach Davis: BUSTED GRILL!

Logan hits the mat hard. Price is tired of playing games, and in one fluid motion, he jumps to the top and flies off...

Shannan Lerch: THE WTF MANEUVER!

Price hits a picture perfect Moonsault onto the Face of Treachery, into a pinfall!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Shannan Lerch: YYEESS!!

Zach Davis: THIS IS IT! JAY PRICE WINS!

Shannan Lerch: Jay Price has just defeated Logan!

[Following the match Price was backstage getting ready to leave when Hank Brown appeared, wanting to finally get an interview.]

Jay: Hank you're a little late, the match already happened.

Hank: Well then let's talk about the future. What are your plans for the future?

Jay: Well I plan on getting drunk off my ass and probably end up getting laid at some point.

Hank: I was talking about wrestling.

Jay: Bah. Hank I just wrestled in the biggest match of my career. I stole the whole freakin show tonight, and now it's time to celebrate. Tell you what, I'm in such a good mood I'm going to take you out to the club with me.

Hank: Sweet.

Jay: You got money right?

[Hank reaches into his pocket and pulls out three 20's.]

Jay: Is that all you got?

Hank: Yes.

Jay: Got damn it. When we get there you better not ask me for anything.

[Price grabs his bag from off the ground.]

Jay: All right, let's go.

[Price and Hank head off towards the parking lot as the scene fades.]

An Hour Later

Hank: Jay I don't feel right about this. I have a wife and kids.

Jay: And I'm banging the bosses sister. But what they don't know won't hurt them, got it.

[Hank simply nods his head as the two walk into an upscale Los Angeles strip club.]

Hank: So how did you hear about this place?

Jay: Believe it or not Lerch told me about it. I was a little scared when he started talking about strip clubs, but he assured me that it had female strippers.

Hank: Your girlfriends brother told you where to find a strip club.

Jay: Yeah I told him it was for a friend. The poor sap actually bought it.

[Jay leads Hank over to the bar where he orders a bottle of Crystal. The bartender gives it to him and he walks off with Hank following.]

Jay: Aren't you gonna get a drink?

Hank: I thought that was for us both.

Jay: Bitch I told you not to ask me for shit. Got get your own.

[Hank heads back to the bar as Jay takes a seat near the stage. The place is actually pretty classy, with plush armchairs near the stage and everyone in attendance seems to be rather wealthy. The entertainment however is what makes this place so special. The girl on stage is just finishing her dance as Price sits down. She walks over to him.]

Stripper: Hey big boy, want a dance?

Jay: Actually I'm good, but my friend would love one.

Stripper: Well where is he?

[At that moment Hank returns from the bar with a drink in his hand and a depressed look on his face.]

Hank: Can you believe that guy charged me $7 for a coke? Is everything in this bar so expensi....

[Hank notices Jay and the stripper both looking at him with smiles on their faces. The stripper grabs his hand and pulls him off towards the private dance area.]

Hank: Jay...Jay..what the hell did you tell her?

Jay: Relax Hank, she won't bite you.

[Jay sits back in his chair and pours himself a drink as the next girl comes out on stage.]

Jay: Dayum!



[The girl finishes her dance and heads off the stage. She heads over to Jay and sits down on his lap.]

Stripper: Would you like a dance?

Jay: I got a better idea.

[Jay reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large stack of hundreds.]

Jay: How bout we take this party elsewhere and have some real fun?

Stripper: Honey you can put that money away, you're not gonna need it. I get off in 10 minutes and then we can get out of here.

Jay: All right, I'll meet you outside.

[She kisses Jay on the cheek and hops off his lap, heading for the dressing area in the back. Jay looks over at the camera and grins.]

Jay: Yeah, you know you wish you were me.

[Price gets out of the chair and heads out of the club. Hank Brown emerges from the private dance area with an angry stripper behind him.]

Hank: Jay I'm a little short on the bill, do you think you co......oh shit.

[The scene fades as a pair of large bouncers head towards Hank.]

A Few Hours Later

[Price is outside of his hotel room on the balcony, talking to Shannan on his cell phone.]

Jay: Yeah I know I left pretty quickly but I had some business I had to take care of before I left L.A.
*Silence*
Jay: Yeah it was with this LA ad agency. Apparently they like the work I did on the east coast and now they want me to do some stuff on the west coast.
*Silence*
Jay: Yeah I should be home sometime tomorrow. I got a hotel for the night because of how tired I was from my match.
*Silence*
Jay: All right I'm gonna try and get some sleep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
*Silence*
Jay: Same to you.

[Price hangs up the phone and walks back into his room, quietly closing the door as to not wake up the girl in his bed. Price takes another look at her and grins.]

Price (whispering): God I love being me.

[The scene fades.]