Post by logan on Apr 17, 2007 5:19:04 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the back of a limo, with Joe Smith, and Logan on one side and Madd Dogg sitting across from them with his same plain look of no emotion.
Logan: Damn, I just can't win.
Joe Smith: What..? You did win the match, Logan.
Logan: Eh, no. I'm having a staring contest with Madd Dogg, he beats me every time. Damn you, Dogg.
Logan continues staring at Madd Dogg.
Logan: One more round hm?
The staring goes on.
Logan: Dogg, blink.
Madd Dogg blinks.
Joe Smith: You can't cheat.
Logan: Whooo, I won. Why not exactly?
Joe Smith: You're a good guy now.
Logan: Ha! That's what the fans think, I'll do whatever I want rather they cheer me or boo me.
Joe Smith: So, where we going, Logan?
Logan: We're off to find another mute. My whole plan is this, we're going to find another lifeless person whom doesn't talk much, is submissive, and calls me Master. I'm going find this certain person for my buddy Madd Dogg, a companion for him. Maybe after he's settled down with another boudle whom has no care in the world he might just begin to toughen back up, and actually start hurting people again. Hopefully, we'll find a woman, but you know you did admit to me that you were a bit fruity Madd Dogg so you might just have to take what you get. But no Joe, my plan doesn't end there, it's actually pretty elaborate, and I thought it all up this morning in the shower. Before I continue.. Madd Dogg, cover your ears.
Madd Dogg puts his hands over his ears.
Logan: You see, Joe. I'm hoping to find one of them sexy dumb goth chicks whom lives their lives with no purpose, you know, a chick I could boss around. I'll probably have to pay her money but eh well, all women want money anyway. Whenever we find this certain someone, oh, I'm sure it will take sometime to find the perfect mate for Dogg, but when we do.. I'm going to get them to bond. Matter of fact, I'm sure Madd Dogg will fall right in love with her. I know what you're thinking Joe, this would probably soften Madd Dogg more than he already is.. but that's where my plan is a success, because when he does gain affection for her I'm going to do one thing. Bang her. Yup, I'm going to insult her with my Jumbo Hotdog of Treachery, and this will tear Madd Dogg to pieces, he'll become a monster, and that's just what I want.
Joe Smith: He's already been through a lot, Logan. I don't think you should do this.
Logan: Oh, I will Joe.. and by Sunday Slam this week I promise I'm going to introduce to Madd Dogg his new gothic girlfriend who is probably going to cut herself but is hot in the same sense. I know this will work Joe, trust me.
The scene fades out as they continue traveling in search of a lover for Dogg.
Logan: Damn, I just can't win.
Joe Smith: What..? You did win the match, Logan.
Logan: Eh, no. I'm having a staring contest with Madd Dogg, he beats me every time. Damn you, Dogg.
Logan continues staring at Madd Dogg.
Logan: One more round hm?
The staring goes on.
Logan: Dogg, blink.
Madd Dogg blinks.
Joe Smith: You can't cheat.
Logan: Whooo, I won. Why not exactly?
Joe Smith: You're a good guy now.
Logan: Ha! That's what the fans think, I'll do whatever I want rather they cheer me or boo me.
Joe Smith: So, where we going, Logan?
Logan: We're off to find another mute. My whole plan is this, we're going to find another lifeless person whom doesn't talk much, is submissive, and calls me Master. I'm going find this certain person for my buddy Madd Dogg, a companion for him. Maybe after he's settled down with another boudle whom has no care in the world he might just begin to toughen back up, and actually start hurting people again. Hopefully, we'll find a woman, but you know you did admit to me that you were a bit fruity Madd Dogg so you might just have to take what you get. But no Joe, my plan doesn't end there, it's actually pretty elaborate, and I thought it all up this morning in the shower. Before I continue.. Madd Dogg, cover your ears.
Madd Dogg puts his hands over his ears.
Logan: You see, Joe. I'm hoping to find one of them sexy dumb goth chicks whom lives their lives with no purpose, you know, a chick I could boss around. I'll probably have to pay her money but eh well, all women want money anyway. Whenever we find this certain someone, oh, I'm sure it will take sometime to find the perfect mate for Dogg, but when we do.. I'm going to get them to bond. Matter of fact, I'm sure Madd Dogg will fall right in love with her. I know what you're thinking Joe, this would probably soften Madd Dogg more than he already is.. but that's where my plan is a success, because when he does gain affection for her I'm going to do one thing. Bang her. Yup, I'm going to insult her with my Jumbo Hotdog of Treachery, and this will tear Madd Dogg to pieces, he'll become a monster, and that's just what I want.
Joe Smith: He's already been through a lot, Logan. I don't think you should do this.
Logan: Oh, I will Joe.. and by Sunday Slam this week I promise I'm going to introduce to Madd Dogg his new gothic girlfriend who is probably going to cut herself but is hot in the same sense. I know this will work Joe, trust me.
The scene fades out as they continue traveling in search of a lover for Dogg.
