Post by Oblivion on Dec 17, 2009 18:20:21 GMT -5
Today it got a little chilly, well for Floridian standards. 72 degrees is not what you call chilly. But, with the winds coming from north northwest at 16 mph, the forecast for St. Pete is stormy for the next couple of days. After the rain passes, the temps will drop to the upper fifties, during the day and the upper thirties, at night. The Christmas shopping is at a high peak, with people shopping like individuals with OCD and shopping addictions. People have saved all year, for Christmas, then wonder, after wards, why they can't make their mortgage and car payments. Spending habits are one of the reasons why this country is having such a hard time financially. The average American owes $8,400 in credit card bills. But, does that mean everyone have any credit cards? Nah. It just means, people are naturally compulsive and some people over spends, with their credit cards. They have this down deep hunger, to spend... spend... spend. If you have it, you must spend it. Perfect example, today, near downtown, St. Petersburg, Florida, someone actually paid for ACE Delivery Company to transport a 55 inch Samsung UN55B8000 Black LED Flat Panel LCD HDTV to an apartment building called the Princess Martha. The apartments there, range from $1250-$2500 a month. Now, the van drives up to the valet parking. The valet, named Charles approaches the van driver. The driver is tall, six feet two inches, but he weighs 375 pounds. Yea, big fella. The driver's name is Bob. He is wearing standard company driver uniform. Brown or tan slacks, the company provides the tan shirt, with name tag stiched in. Bob cannot button up his shirt. The shirt is a XXxL and he still cannot button up the shirt. You can see his white undershirt and red suspenders, which are holding up his slacks. Bob is balding and he is chewing on the end of an almost smoked cigar. He looks unkept and he smells. The valet is a small man, five three and maybe weighs one hundred and 45 pounds. He approaches the van driver, Godzilla the overweight van driver.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Excuse me....
Bob walks around the van, to open up the two rear doors, of the van. Phil, the driver's passenger and assistant, open the doors and remove the television.
Phil(Talking with a NY/NJ accent: Yo, Bob!!
Bob: YO!!
Phil: Where we takin' dees tings?
Bob: Third floor.
Phil is also a large man. Phil stands 6 foot five inches and weighs 312 pounds. He is helping Bob move the television, when a real frustrated Charles gets up in their faces.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): I SAID EXCUSE ME!! You cannot unload here. you can park at the parking lot and unload there and make your delivery here. See, this is a drop off area. Can you see the sign?
Charles points out, to Bob and Phil, the no delivery sign. Charles is practically asking for an ass-whoppin'. His attitude stinks and he is getting into Bob's and Phil's spaces. Which they really don't care for. Phil expresses HIS opinion.
Phil: Let me explain a few things to you, Mr. Prissy Ass.
The valet, Charles, starts to look nervous, as the two larger, very larger men, approach him.
Bob: Look, we are ACE delivery company. With name like ours, ACE delivery, it means ACE delivers. You expect for ACE to make deliveries, we make our deliveries!! You want ACE to deliver, ACE delivers!
Phil: We also do other things.
Valet(talks with a nasally voice): Other things?
Phil: Yes, other things.
Phil gives the valet a wink.
Bob: Phil!! I told you, we don't talk about that. If someone needs ACE, they will find ACE. But, we never talk about it!! NEVER TALK ABOUT IT!!
Bob sternly looks at Phil.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): So, if I expect ACE to do something specifically, ACE will do it?
Bob: Yes!
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Even if other people think that ACE can't do it, will ACE still do it?
Bob: ACE will accomplish anything!!
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): That's great!! It's sounds like I can trust and believe in ACE!!!
Phil: In God we trust!!!
Bob: So, where is apartment 457?
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Here, at the Princess Martha, we aim to please.
the valet grabs into his suit's inside pocket and pulls out a map of the apartment complex.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Here, we give these maps to everyone that comes here.
Bob takes the map. They locate apartment 457 and proceed to deliver the 55 inch TV. The arrive at the apartment and knock on the door. The door opens by itslef. The door slightly creeks and the room is dark. Bob and Phil walk into the room, they hear a voice.
Voice in the dark: If you move that dresser and put the tv where the dresser was, I'll give you both $50(each) extra.
The TV is placed down softly and the two proceed to move the dresser out of the way. They remove the TV, from the box.
Voice in the dark: If you two hook up the TV with cable and DVD player, I'll add another $50(each) extra.
Bob and Phil hook up the TV to the cable and hook up the DVD player. That dresser they had moved, they found and nice spot for it, right next to the other dresser, in the corner. As the two finishes, the mystery man stands up. the moving men don't see the mystery man walk up, behind them. The man in the dark is a small man. Much more smaller then Bob and Phil, but taller than the valet. The mystery man stands behind a kneeling Phil and Bob, breathing heavy. The man pulls out, from his back pocket, a large knife. Bob and Phil, don't have a clue. The mystery man raises up the knife and the two movers are too busy to notice. As the mystery figure is about to thrust the knife in the backs of the two movers, they turn around. The man drops the knife and kicks it away, unnoticed.
Bob: Okay, the TV is hooked up, as well as your cable and DVD player.
The man pulls out his wallet and gives both delivery men $100 each, for their troubles, which could of ended up much worse...much much worse. Bob and Phil shakes the man's hands. They still cannot see him. The two leave. After about another 45 minutes, there is a knock at the apartment's door...
Voice in the dark: Who is it?
Voice at the door: ACE Deliveries. ACE always delivers!!!
The voice in the dark slowly glides over the apartment carpeting and slightly opens the door.
Voice at the door: ACE Deliveries. ACE always...!!!
Voice in the dark: Yea-yea, I know, ACE always delivers. I get it. Everyone gets it!!!
The man in the dark takes the small package from the man at the door, then shuts the door. The man sits down and looks at the package. The package is small. The man opens the thin and small package, it's a DVD. The man turns on his new HDTV and turns on the DVD player. He slides the DVD in and waits. As the man is waiting he sees on one the local channels, that a man, in a wrestling mask with a smaller person, wearing the exact same mask is standing on top of a building.
Anna Nakawawa: This is Anna Nakawawa, Channel 28 eyewitness news. We are live at 333 1st south, downtown St. Petersburg, Florida. We have a man who appears to be wearing a mask. It looks like a wrestling mask, they wear in the wrestling world. He has with him a smaller person, with him. We are not sure, at this time, if the smaller person is his child or not. I just got confirmation, that he IS NOT a child, but a small man. The smaller person is dressed exactly like the taller individual. I just now have confirmation that the taller individual has two more persons with him. We are told that the third individual is tall man, just like the other tall man. He doesn't have a wrestling mask on, but is wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. The forth person is a young woman, you is dressed in goth-like clothing. That's dark colored clothing. I... I... now... Yes... I have been told that the "mastermind" of this standoff with St. Petersburg police, is gonna speak. He does have a megaphone. Let's listen in to what he has to say.
The camera gets closer to Ace Slaughter.
Ace Slaughter: There is no need for alarm. My name is "Superstar" Ace Slaughter.
The crowd below cheers, loudly. On top, of the roof, Ace is talking while Mini Ace mimics Ace, Keith is patrolling the immediate area and Melissa is skipping around, singing to herself.
Ace Slaughter: My friends and I are here, on top of the Hilton, to make our personal statements to those who need to hear our comments. And those people are Jack Cash and the US Champion Kevin Hardaway.
The crowd below boos.
Ace Slaughter: In three days, the 20th of December, Wrestling Championship Federation will hold ONE in the city of Los Angeles, at the LA Memorial Coliseum. Myself, "Superstar" Ace Slaughter...
The crowd below, cheers loudly.
Ace Slaughter: I will face-off against Jack Cash and Kevin Hardaway, the United States Heavyweight champion, in a 30 minute NO-DQ IRONMAN MATCH. It's a match where you have to pin your opponents more times than they pin you and you cannot get disqualified for let's say...
Keith hands Ace a metal folded chair. Slaughter bangs the chair onto the side of the building, then tosses to the side.
Ace Slaughter: That means, if anyone of us wants to use a weapon, we can. You bet your sweet ass, I'm gonna use every opportunity I can to take that US title away from you, Hardaway!!! I hate your stinkin' guts. Your goody-too-shoo attitude make me wanna puke!!!
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): Yes, Stephan. Spew that hate. Throw out that anger. Make me stronger. The more you hate, Stephan, the more I take over. The more you hate, the more I exist... and the more you disappear, Stephan! SCREAM!! YELL!!! SPILL BLOOD!! WIN AT ANY MEANS, STEPHAN!!! Because, by Monday, you no longer exist and I become the primary personality!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ace Slaughter: Mark my words, Kevin Hardaway!!! I will spill your blood all over Los Angeles, if I have to. I WILL win that US championship from you!!! Jack Cash, you just stay quiet and sit in the corner, like a good little boy. Let the big boys fight and stay out of our ways!!
The Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!!
The St. Petersburg Police: You!! Ace Slaughter!!! You and your band of hooligans, step away from the edge. Either climbs off that roof or we will ASSIST you from the building. You have five minutes.
Ace Slaughter: December 20th in Los Angeles, California. At the LA Memorial Coliseum, we will have an epic battle. A battle, they will speak of in years to come!!! I will bring 110 billion percent of all of my abilities!! I will bring all of the frustration of all the people that had to see your lame-ass schtick. That "I will not die" attitude makes me and other people sick to their stomachs. How does that make you feel, Kevin? That you make someone physically ill!!! That the sound of your voice actually makes someone's stomach turn and makes them wanna puke. And Jack Cash!! You are nothing but a complete kiss-ass!! If you were any deeper into Hardaway's ass, your feet would be sticking out. Enough said. The talking is done!! The training is complete!!! NOW, FOR THE FINAL TIRADE!!! KEVIN HARDAWAY YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BELIEVE YOU CAN WIN, WHEN YOU ARE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED!! MY MIND IS CLEAR!! I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND THAT IS THE UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! JACK CASH CAN COMPETE IN THIS MATCH. BUT, THIS ISSUE, BETWEEN YOU AND I HAVE, MUST BE RESOLVED AT ONE OR OUR LIVES WILL BE IN MORE DISTRESS!! Jack Cash makes my skin crawl, but it's you Kevin Hardaway that I want to destroy!!! Beating you is just not enough!!! Maybe you will like to have Kimmy watch her daddy have his blood spilled right before her eyes....
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): HATRED IS IN MY SPIRIT!!! JEALOUSY IS MY SOUL!!! SPEAK THE GOSPEL, YOUNG SLAUGHTER!! MAKE THAT HARDAWAY BOW BEFORE YOU. MAKE HIM SHED HIS TEARS.
Ace Slaughter: Poor poor Kimmy, too young to understand, that you, her father is a complete schmuck!!! People cheer for you out of pitty, Kevin!!! You try so hard for people to love and adore you. You try to make people happy and you end up pushing them away!!! Quit being a hero and start acting like a real man!!! Quit worrying about your family and Brad Kane and concentrate on me for once. What is your excuse gonna be, once I have Cash all incapacitated and after the the 30 minutes is gone and I have the most pinfalls, what's your excuse gonna be then...HUH?!? Nothing!! That's what!!
Police helicopters fly overhead and SWAT begin to repel down to the building's roof.
SWAT Commander: Your time is up, boy!!! You better not resist and come quietly. You're in enough trouble, don't make matters worse.
Ace Slaughter: Kevin, you think YOU have problems?!? Look at me!! I'm on top of building professing my undying HATE for you and Jack Cash and the SWAT wants to take me out!!!
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): Now, time to take this puppy home....
Ace Slaughter: I bet you had something to do with this!! That's it!! You DID have something to with this!! You're against me!! EVERYONE is against me!!!
What Slaughter doesn't know is that Keith, Melissa, and Mini Ace got away a long time ago. They hadn't been on that roof, since his rant began.
Ace Slaughter: You didn't want to face me, so you're gonna try and have me arrested!?! You're the coward!! All I'm trying to do is my God given 1st amendment right, for free speech and you have me taken out!!! Figure, someone like you would do something like this!!! You coward!!!
Police get closer. SWAT is on the roof and can take a shot if they get a clear view.
Ace Slaughter: You're not gonna get me tonight, Kevin Hardaway and you're not gonna win, Sunday night at ONE!!! Because, like I have said many many times before.... KEVIN HARDAWAY YOU.... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!
Ace Slaughter jumps off the building and throws a small chute. The chute slowed down Slaughter fall and he falls to the ground. He sees his brood by the van, Slaughter dashes away. He was heard yelling...
Ace Slaughter(yelling as he runs away): Kevin Hardaway and Jack Cash are deadmen... I WILL BE THE NEXT UNTIED STATES CHAMPION!!!
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Excuse me....
Bob walks around the van, to open up the two rear doors, of the van. Phil, the driver's passenger and assistant, open the doors and remove the television.
Phil(Talking with a NY/NJ accent: Yo, Bob!!
Bob: YO!!
Phil: Where we takin' dees tings?
Bob: Third floor.
Phil is also a large man. Phil stands 6 foot five inches and weighs 312 pounds. He is helping Bob move the television, when a real frustrated Charles gets up in their faces.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): I SAID EXCUSE ME!! You cannot unload here. you can park at the parking lot and unload there and make your delivery here. See, this is a drop off area. Can you see the sign?
Charles points out, to Bob and Phil, the no delivery sign. Charles is practically asking for an ass-whoppin'. His attitude stinks and he is getting into Bob's and Phil's spaces. Which they really don't care for. Phil expresses HIS opinion.
Phil: Let me explain a few things to you, Mr. Prissy Ass.
The valet, Charles, starts to look nervous, as the two larger, very larger men, approach him.
Bob: Look, we are ACE delivery company. With name like ours, ACE delivery, it means ACE delivers. You expect for ACE to make deliveries, we make our deliveries!! You want ACE to deliver, ACE delivers!
Phil: We also do other things.
Valet(talks with a nasally voice): Other things?
Phil: Yes, other things.
Phil gives the valet a wink.
Bob: Phil!! I told you, we don't talk about that. If someone needs ACE, they will find ACE. But, we never talk about it!! NEVER TALK ABOUT IT!!
Bob sternly looks at Phil.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): So, if I expect ACE to do something specifically, ACE will do it?
Bob: Yes!
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Even if other people think that ACE can't do it, will ACE still do it?
Bob: ACE will accomplish anything!!
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): That's great!! It's sounds like I can trust and believe in ACE!!!
Phil: In God we trust!!!
Bob: So, where is apartment 457?
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Here, at the Princess Martha, we aim to please.
the valet grabs into his suit's inside pocket and pulls out a map of the apartment complex.
Charles(talks with a nasally voice): Here, we give these maps to everyone that comes here.
Bob takes the map. They locate apartment 457 and proceed to deliver the 55 inch TV. The arrive at the apartment and knock on the door. The door opens by itslef. The door slightly creeks and the room is dark. Bob and Phil walk into the room, they hear a voice.
Voice in the dark: If you move that dresser and put the tv where the dresser was, I'll give you both $50(each) extra.
The TV is placed down softly and the two proceed to move the dresser out of the way. They remove the TV, from the box.
Voice in the dark: If you two hook up the TV with cable and DVD player, I'll add another $50(each) extra.
Bob and Phil hook up the TV to the cable and hook up the DVD player. That dresser they had moved, they found and nice spot for it, right next to the other dresser, in the corner. As the two finishes, the mystery man stands up. the moving men don't see the mystery man walk up, behind them. The man in the dark is a small man. Much more smaller then Bob and Phil, but taller than the valet. The mystery man stands behind a kneeling Phil and Bob, breathing heavy. The man pulls out, from his back pocket, a large knife. Bob and Phil, don't have a clue. The mystery man raises up the knife and the two movers are too busy to notice. As the mystery figure is about to thrust the knife in the backs of the two movers, they turn around. The man drops the knife and kicks it away, unnoticed.
Bob: Okay, the TV is hooked up, as well as your cable and DVD player.
The man pulls out his wallet and gives both delivery men $100 each, for their troubles, which could of ended up much worse...much much worse. Bob and Phil shakes the man's hands. They still cannot see him. The two leave. After about another 45 minutes, there is a knock at the apartment's door...
Voice in the dark: Who is it?
Voice at the door: ACE Deliveries. ACE always delivers!!!
The voice in the dark slowly glides over the apartment carpeting and slightly opens the door.
Voice at the door: ACE Deliveries. ACE always...!!!
Voice in the dark: Yea-yea, I know, ACE always delivers. I get it. Everyone gets it!!!
The man in the dark takes the small package from the man at the door, then shuts the door. The man sits down and looks at the package. The package is small. The man opens the thin and small package, it's a DVD. The man turns on his new HDTV and turns on the DVD player. He slides the DVD in and waits. As the man is waiting he sees on one the local channels, that a man, in a wrestling mask with a smaller person, wearing the exact same mask is standing on top of a building.
Anna Nakawawa: This is Anna Nakawawa, Channel 28 eyewitness news. We are live at 333 1st south, downtown St. Petersburg, Florida. We have a man who appears to be wearing a mask. It looks like a wrestling mask, they wear in the wrestling world. He has with him a smaller person, with him. We are not sure, at this time, if the smaller person is his child or not. I just got confirmation, that he IS NOT a child, but a small man. The smaller person is dressed exactly like the taller individual. I just now have confirmation that the taller individual has two more persons with him. We are told that the third individual is tall man, just like the other tall man. He doesn't have a wrestling mask on, but is wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. The forth person is a young woman, you is dressed in goth-like clothing. That's dark colored clothing. I... I... now... Yes... I have been told that the "mastermind" of this standoff with St. Petersburg police, is gonna speak. He does have a megaphone. Let's listen in to what he has to say.
The camera gets closer to Ace Slaughter.
Ace Slaughter: There is no need for alarm. My name is "Superstar" Ace Slaughter.
The crowd below cheers, loudly. On top, of the roof, Ace is talking while Mini Ace mimics Ace, Keith is patrolling the immediate area and Melissa is skipping around, singing to herself.
Ace Slaughter: My friends and I are here, on top of the Hilton, to make our personal statements to those who need to hear our comments. And those people are Jack Cash and the US Champion Kevin Hardaway.
The crowd below boos.
Ace Slaughter: In three days, the 20th of December, Wrestling Championship Federation will hold ONE in the city of Los Angeles, at the LA Memorial Coliseum. Myself, "Superstar" Ace Slaughter...
The crowd below, cheers loudly.
Ace Slaughter: I will face-off against Jack Cash and Kevin Hardaway, the United States Heavyweight champion, in a 30 minute NO-DQ IRONMAN MATCH. It's a match where you have to pin your opponents more times than they pin you and you cannot get disqualified for let's say...
Keith hands Ace a metal folded chair. Slaughter bangs the chair onto the side of the building, then tosses to the side.
Ace Slaughter: That means, if anyone of us wants to use a weapon, we can. You bet your sweet ass, I'm gonna use every opportunity I can to take that US title away from you, Hardaway!!! I hate your stinkin' guts. Your goody-too-shoo attitude make me wanna puke!!!
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): Yes, Stephan. Spew that hate. Throw out that anger. Make me stronger. The more you hate, Stephan, the more I take over. The more you hate, the more I exist... and the more you disappear, Stephan! SCREAM!! YELL!!! SPILL BLOOD!! WIN AT ANY MEANS, STEPHAN!!! Because, by Monday, you no longer exist and I become the primary personality!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ace Slaughter: Mark my words, Kevin Hardaway!!! I will spill your blood all over Los Angeles, if I have to. I WILL win that US championship from you!!! Jack Cash, you just stay quiet and sit in the corner, like a good little boy. Let the big boys fight and stay out of our ways!!
The Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!!
The St. Petersburg Police: You!! Ace Slaughter!!! You and your band of hooligans, step away from the edge. Either climbs off that roof or we will ASSIST you from the building. You have five minutes.
Ace Slaughter: December 20th in Los Angeles, California. At the LA Memorial Coliseum, we will have an epic battle. A battle, they will speak of in years to come!!! I will bring 110 billion percent of all of my abilities!! I will bring all of the frustration of all the people that had to see your lame-ass schtick. That "I will not die" attitude makes me and other people sick to their stomachs. How does that make you feel, Kevin? That you make someone physically ill!!! That the sound of your voice actually makes someone's stomach turn and makes them wanna puke. And Jack Cash!! You are nothing but a complete kiss-ass!! If you were any deeper into Hardaway's ass, your feet would be sticking out. Enough said. The talking is done!! The training is complete!!! NOW, FOR THE FINAL TIRADE!!! KEVIN HARDAWAY YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BELIEVE YOU CAN WIN, WHEN YOU ARE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED!! MY MIND IS CLEAR!! I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND THAT IS THE UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! JACK CASH CAN COMPETE IN THIS MATCH. BUT, THIS ISSUE, BETWEEN YOU AND I HAVE, MUST BE RESOLVED AT ONE OR OUR LIVES WILL BE IN MORE DISTRESS!! Jack Cash makes my skin crawl, but it's you Kevin Hardaway that I want to destroy!!! Beating you is just not enough!!! Maybe you will like to have Kimmy watch her daddy have his blood spilled right before her eyes....
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): HATRED IS IN MY SPIRIT!!! JEALOUSY IS MY SOUL!!! SPEAK THE GOSPEL, YOUNG SLAUGHTER!! MAKE THAT HARDAWAY BOW BEFORE YOU. MAKE HIM SHED HIS TEARS.
Ace Slaughter: Poor poor Kimmy, too young to understand, that you, her father is a complete schmuck!!! People cheer for you out of pitty, Kevin!!! You try so hard for people to love and adore you. You try to make people happy and you end up pushing them away!!! Quit being a hero and start acting like a real man!!! Quit worrying about your family and Brad Kane and concentrate on me for once. What is your excuse gonna be, once I have Cash all incapacitated and after the the 30 minutes is gone and I have the most pinfalls, what's your excuse gonna be then...HUH?!? Nothing!! That's what!!
Police helicopters fly overhead and SWAT begin to repel down to the building's roof.
SWAT Commander: Your time is up, boy!!! You better not resist and come quietly. You're in enough trouble, don't make matters worse.
Ace Slaughter: Kevin, you think YOU have problems?!? Look at me!! I'm on top of building professing my undying HATE for you and Jack Cash and the SWAT wants to take me out!!!
Oblivion(inside Slaughter's head): Now, time to take this puppy home....
Ace Slaughter: I bet you had something to do with this!! That's it!! You DID have something to with this!! You're against me!! EVERYONE is against me!!!
What Slaughter doesn't know is that Keith, Melissa, and Mini Ace got away a long time ago. They hadn't been on that roof, since his rant began.
Ace Slaughter: You didn't want to face me, so you're gonna try and have me arrested!?! You're the coward!! All I'm trying to do is my God given 1st amendment right, for free speech and you have me taken out!!! Figure, someone like you would do something like this!!! You coward!!!
Police get closer. SWAT is on the roof and can take a shot if they get a clear view.
Ace Slaughter: You're not gonna get me tonight, Kevin Hardaway and you're not gonna win, Sunday night at ONE!!! Because, like I have said many many times before.... KEVIN HARDAWAY YOU.... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!
Ace Slaughter jumps off the building and throws a small chute. The chute slowed down Slaughter fall and he falls to the ground. He sees his brood by the van, Slaughter dashes away. He was heard yelling...
Ace Slaughter(yelling as he runs away): Kevin Hardaway and Jack Cash are deadmen... I WILL BE THE NEXT UNTIED STATES CHAMPION!!!
