Post by Oblivion on Dec 15, 2009 17:12:30 GMT -5
(A white Chevrolet Express 3500 cargo van is swirving in and out of traffic. The van nearly hits every vehicle, the van passes. There is Mini Ace, in the passenger seat. All patched up. Bruises will heal. All wounds will heal. Even the psychological wounds, they WILL eventually heal. Mini Ace, encourages Slaughter to go faster and get closer to the passing vehicles.)
Mini Ace: Yea-yea!!! Faster!!! Faster!!! Heh-heh!!! Go!! Go!!! Go!!!!
Mini Ace is not buckled in his seat. The little guy jumps up and down, on the seat. He is screaming and yelling. So is everyone else. Everyone, as in Ace Slaughter, Keith, and Melissa. Keith has his right arm wrapped around the back of the front passenger seat. The former Camera-Dude is pumping his left arm into the air, as Mini Ace continues to jump up and down, practically frothing at the mouth. Melissa has her left arm slightly wrapped around the back of the driver's seat. The demented cheerleader is screaming yelling too, well more like shreiking, as she pumps her right arm into the air. All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Scene freezes
Narrator: Well lookie here. It seems like everyone is finally like their old selves again. It looks like they're going out to celebrate about something. Y'all remember, when they weren't so happy? Yea, it's been awhile since they were causing all-ll kinds of ruckus. But, since that terrible day, everyone had been all depressed and such. Well, heck, Slaughter stopped taking his depression medications. Melissa had a complete breakdown. Mini Ace, he didn't have much of a choice. With his, you know, lack of height, the little guy got hurt. Got hurt real bad. Keith, that fella who everyone called him Camera-Dude. Well, he lost all connection with film making and such. He stopped using his camera. He became totally withdrawn and he too became depressed. With all four of them having all-ll kinds of trouble, then how do we explain this picture.....
All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Narrator: Well, I guess I DO have some explaining to do. Well, let me turn back the clock, a bit. Just four days ago....
Four days ago
Ace Slaughter and Keith are in Slaughter's kitchen, arguing...
Keith: ... I understand that!! But, why are you being such a dick?!?
Ace Slaughter: This is an opportunity of a lifetime!! I can beat that no good do-gooder Kevin Hardaway!!!
Keith: You're nothing more than a egomaniacal, power hungry, insensitive assh*le!!!
Ace Slaughter: Is that so!?!?!
Keith: Yea!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, I'm nothing more than an egomaniacal. power hungry, insensitive asshole, huh?!?
Keith: Yea!!!
Slaughter glares, through his mask, at Keith...
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): Yes. Yes! YES!! It's glorious!! His focus is almost complete!! I have him in control!! IN COMPLETE CONTROL!! BWAAA-HA!! HA!! HA!!!
Ace Slaughter: F*CK YOU!!!
Keith: NO!!! F*CK YOU!!!
Like a sonic boom, the two behemoths crash into each other. They are grabbing, smashing, hitting, and clawing at each other. Mini Ace is trying to yell at them two, but with no response from the two who are trying to tear the other apart. Mini ace is getting pissed and now HE is yelling. Melissa is cowarding in the corner. It was just nine days when all four were kidnapped and were practically almost beaten to death. For Melissa her fate was worse, much much worse. She was violated in ways, that would make the most sadistic sadist cringe. She is trying to wrap herself in a ball, with hands over her ears, as Slaughter and Keith are trying to rip each other to shreads. Then, it happened. It finally happened...
MELISSA TOOK CONTROL
Melissa: Stop it. Ace!! Keith!!! Stephan! guys. Guys. Fellas! Boys!! GUYS!!! HEY!!! FELLAS!!!
STO-O-O-OP I-I-I-I-ITT!!!!
Melissa's tirade made everyone stop and looked... at her.
Ace Slaughter: Melissa!! You're okay!! I mean not okay, but your talking!!!
With, both of them being concerned, Slaughter and Keith are trying get closer to Melissa, while elbowing each other in their sides.
Melissa: I'm serious, you two!! You two are best friends!!
Slaughter and Keith have their arms folded and have their backs to each other.
Melissa: I'm serious, you two!! You you two care for me, you will squash this... NOW!!!! Ace, you have a HU-U-U-GE match, coming up!! Do you want this hanging over your head, while you are trying to win the US Championship!! Do ya?!?
Ace Slaughter(quietly): No, I guess not.
Melissa: And Keith...
Keith picks up his head and looks at Melissa.
Melissa: Keith, how would you feel if Slaughter got confused and couldn't concentrate and you were the reason that Ace lost his match. How would that make you feel?
Keith: Bad.
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! THIS WON'T DO!! NOT AT ALL!!! SLAUGHTER!! You stupid, stupid!! People are right!!! You ARE no good!!! You could never amount to anything!!! You will never reach main event status ever again!!! Without me, you're nothing!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! NOTHING!!!! STEPHAN... YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? NOTHING!!!
Slaughter begins to grabs his ears. Ace is beginning to collapse...
Keith: I've got you, my friend.
Keith catches Ace, before he fell to the ground.
Keith: You, okay?
Slaughter slightly shakes his head and regroups.
Ace Slaughter: I'm fine.
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): NO! No you're not! You're nothing, but a crippling mental midget. I still have control of you. you can ignore me. You can recant my existence!! But, I'm still here-ere-ere-re-re!!!
All three looks at Slaughter with a sarcastic look.
Ace Slaughter: Seriously. I'm fine!! For real. I'm fine!! In fact. First... Melissa. I know it's been less than two weeks, but I'm glad you're coming together. You're a great person and I'm glad you're with us!!! I've have some crazy ideas for us at ONE!!!
Mini Ace, who is always looking like Ace, points at himself.
Ace Slaughter: Yes, Mini!! I have plans, especially for you!!
Mini Ace starts to clap his hands fast and starts to run around the rest of them.
Ace Slaughter: I have an idea. Why don't we go out and eat!!! But, what should we have?
Melissa: This will sound crazy, but I know we eat this from time to time, but... I'm in the mood for fast food.
Keith: Yea, I could eat about five Big Macs, right now.
Mini Ace starts to jump and clap his hands.
Ace Slaughter: Mini Ace, do you want McDonald's?
Mini Ace: Yea!! Heh-heh!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, it's final. We're going to McDonald's!!
Everyone: YA-A-A-AY!!!!
Narrator: Well, I guess I have all of you up to date, Where were we?
Scene unfreezes
Mini Ace jumps up and down, on the seat. He is screaming and yelling. So is everyone else. Everyone, as in Ace Slaughter, Keith, and Melissa. Keith has his right arm wrapped around the back of the front passenger seat. The former Camera-Dude is pumping his left arm into the air, as Mini Ace continues to jump up and down, practically frothing at the mouth. Melissa has her left arm slightly wrapped around the back of the driver's seat. The demented cheerleader is screaming yelling too, well more like shreiking, as she pumps her right arm into the air. All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Everyone(singing-similar to the tune- "We're off to see the wizard"): We're off to eat at McDonald's, the most wonderful hamburger of all!! Because, because, because, because, becau-au-ause.... because it's the most tastiest hamburger of them all!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): I know you can hear me, Stephan!! You've always been able to hear me!! You can play the game well, Stephan. But, I can always change the rules!! Ignore me, Stephan. I'll show you what happens to those who ignore me!!!
There is a McDonald's, not too far away from where they are at. Just a few blocks away. within a few minutes, they arrive at McDonald's. As the van stops and put in park, there are two other cars, pulling up at the same time. The side sliding door, of the van, opens and Keith and a totally changed Melissa hops out of the van. The other people, in their vehicles, stare at Ace Slaughter and his brood. Melissa, in a spirited mood, puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers at the people that were staring at the four. Melissa is skipping, as Mini Ace is trying to keep up, as his little legs don't take large strides as everyone else. Ace Slaughter is wearing a black t-shirt. In the center, of the shirt, is a large white star. In the center, of the star, is a red anarchy symbol. Over the star is the word ACE, in white, bold cursive lettering. Under the star, is the word Slaughter in white, bold, cursive lettering. Ace is wearing black jean shorts and black converses. Keith is wearing a white Judas Priest t-shirt, with sleeves torn. and bluejeans with white sneakers. Melissa is wearing her usually strange outfit. Melissa is wearing a a black skirt, that has black frilly lace, on the bottom of the skirt. She is wearing black and white striped leggings. She is wearing a very ripped black blouse and black laced gloves. Her black hair is cut very short. Her make-up is smeared. She is wearing a very small black "top hat" at an angle, on her right side, of her head. Mini Ace is dressed exactly like Ace Slaughter. The four of them walk into the McDonald's, as almost everyone is looking at the strange brood. Some of the people are whispering amongst one another. One person scatters to walk up to Ace...
Teenage boy: Excuse me.
Ace Slaughter: Yes?
Teenage boy: Are you Ace Slaughter?
Ace Slaughter: Yes. Yes I am?
Ace kind of smiles, while looking at the rest of his crew.
Teenage boy: Awesome!! Righteous!!
Ace Slaughter: Is there something that you needed?
Teenage boy: Can I have your autograph?
As Ace begins to write his autograph, the boy begins to talk.
Teenage boy: My folks said we can order the pay per view. I hope you kick the snot out of Cash and Hardaway!! Hardaway is a complete dickwad!! He think he's all that!! I think he's a douche!! Noone really likes him!! He's a complete corporate monkey puppet!!!
As Ace was preparing to respond to the teenage boy, by that time, his friends were no longer near his side. Slaughter hears a woman scream. Slaughter runs to the front, of the Mc Donald's, where the registers are and he sees Mini Ace, behind the counter grabbing the french fries and trying grab every hamburger he sees and tries to shove them down either his pants or his throat.
Ace Slaughter(Snaps his fingers): Mini Ace!!! Come here, right now!!!
Tony Sirico(Manager): Someone will have to pay for this!!! Your son, has completely destroy my employees work stations!! What are you going to do about it!?!?!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): Here's the perfect opportunity!!! Now it's time to tell this "Nobody" how things go in Slaughter's world!!!
Ace Slaughter(with Oblivion doing the talking): Crew!!! Take what you want!!!
Tony Sirico(Manager): You will not do such a thing!!! David, call the police!!
David: What should I tell them?
Tony Sirico(Manager): Tell them... we have problem customers!
That's when Slaughter headbutts the manager. Melissa hops over the counter and grabs several big bags. She proceeds to grabs everything edible, in sight. Keith, barges his way to behind the counter and he begins to make several sundaes. Mini Ace is just laughing hysterically!! Ace Slaughter is now fighting with everyone that confronts them. The police has not arrived, yet!! Melissa walks over to the employee, David andg rabs him by the back of his uniform. David tries to scramble away, but Melissa won't let him go!
Melissa: Where you going, David?!? Mmm, you smell good.
Melissa licks the side of the teenage boy's face. David shivers with delight, then faints down to the sticky floor. Slaughter continues to fight with everyone. With food in their hands. Keith yells out...
Keith: C'mon guys!! We have what we wanted!!!
The three of them darted out of the door. Slaughter jumps over the counter, to do one last thing. He makes himself a ice cream cone. He gently jumps back over the counter. He takes a few licks, then dumps the cone onto the head of the manager. Slaughter begins to run, out of the door, but he sees someone with a small camcorder. He walks up to that person. But, there are police sirens, off in the distant.
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, sir?
Young man: Yes?
Ace Slaughter: May I use that camcorder?
Young man: Sure.
Slaughter takes the camcorder and runs out the door, with it.
Young man: Hey!! That masked man took my camcorder!!!
Mini Ace pokes his head through the door, again.
Mini Ace: Yea!! Heh-heh!!!
Mini Ace gives two big thumb's up. Some, of the crowd, explode with cheers. Slaughter and the rest of the crew, are running to the van. The police sirens are getting closer. Slaughter begins to record.
Ace Slaughter: In just a few days away, in Los Angeles at the LA Memorial Coliseum... I, Ace Slaughter will face up against Jack Cash and the US Champion Kevin Hardaway in a 30 minute no-dq ironman match!! I don't have to tell ya, fellas, that this match is gonna be hot!! RED HOT!! The action will be exciting!! We are gonna fight in the ring, outside the ring, in the rafters. Where ever we can get too. The winner will have to get the most decisions, in an half an hour!!! Can you do that Cash? Can you do that, Champ?!?! HUH!?!? This is MY chance for glory!!! This is MY opportunity to grab for some major gold in this great company!!! But, championship gold is not the only thing I want in this match!! I want both of your blood!!! I want to carve Jack Cash up like a Christmas goose!!! I want to cut into Kevin Hardaway, like someone would with a Christmas ham!!! I want to see Kevin Hardaway without his championship gold!! I am the one who is gonna take it from you!!! I am so-o-o sick and damn tired of hearing your stupid name!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): YES!!! SING THE TRUTH!! YES, FINALLY THE HATRED SPEWS OUT!! FINALLY I HAVE CONTROL OF ACE SLAUGHTER!!!
Ace Slaughter: I WILL MAKE EXAMPLES OUT OF YOU TWO!!! I AM GOING TO FLOOD L.A. WITH YOUR BLOOD!! ESPECIALLY YOU, KEVIN HARDAWAY!!! I WILL REJOICE IN YOUR PAIN!!! I WILL BE AT MY HAPPIEST TO SEE YOU WALLOW IN YOUR OWN MISERY!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU ARE NOT LEAVING L.A. WITH YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP!! And Jack Cash, if YOU think you are leaving the Coliseum with the gold, you're sadly mistaken!!! I hate your stinking guts too!!! Mark my words, you two, I will win and I will have that United States heavyweight Championship!! YOU TWO CAN... CHOKE...ON... THAT!!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): YES!!! YES!!! GLORY BE MY NAME!!! HE HAS DONE IT!! HE IS UNDER MY CONTROL!! AFTER ONE, THERE WILL BE NO MORE ACE SLAUGHTER!! LONG LIVE OBLIVION!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Ace Slaughter takes the tape out of the camcorder and tosses the camcorder to the ground and they all jump into the van. Keith gets into the driver's side. They sped off, as the police arrives.
Mini Ace: Yea-yea!!! Faster!!! Faster!!! Heh-heh!!! Go!! Go!!! Go!!!!
Mini Ace is not buckled in his seat. The little guy jumps up and down, on the seat. He is screaming and yelling. So is everyone else. Everyone, as in Ace Slaughter, Keith, and Melissa. Keith has his right arm wrapped around the back of the front passenger seat. The former Camera-Dude is pumping his left arm into the air, as Mini Ace continues to jump up and down, practically frothing at the mouth. Melissa has her left arm slightly wrapped around the back of the driver's seat. The demented cheerleader is screaming yelling too, well more like shreiking, as she pumps her right arm into the air. All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Scene freezes
Narrator: Well lookie here. It seems like everyone is finally like their old selves again. It looks like they're going out to celebrate about something. Y'all remember, when they weren't so happy? Yea, it's been awhile since they were causing all-ll kinds of ruckus. But, since that terrible day, everyone had been all depressed and such. Well, heck, Slaughter stopped taking his depression medications. Melissa had a complete breakdown. Mini Ace, he didn't have much of a choice. With his, you know, lack of height, the little guy got hurt. Got hurt real bad. Keith, that fella who everyone called him Camera-Dude. Well, he lost all connection with film making and such. He stopped using his camera. He became totally withdrawn and he too became depressed. With all four of them having all-ll kinds of trouble, then how do we explain this picture.....
All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Narrator: Well, I guess I DO have some explaining to do. Well, let me turn back the clock, a bit. Just four days ago....
Four days ago
Ace Slaughter and Keith are in Slaughter's kitchen, arguing...
Keith: ... I understand that!! But, why are you being such a dick?!?
Ace Slaughter: This is an opportunity of a lifetime!! I can beat that no good do-gooder Kevin Hardaway!!!
Keith: You're nothing more than a egomaniacal, power hungry, insensitive assh*le!!!
Ace Slaughter: Is that so!?!?!
Keith: Yea!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, I'm nothing more than an egomaniacal. power hungry, insensitive asshole, huh?!?
Keith: Yea!!!
Slaughter glares, through his mask, at Keith...
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): Yes. Yes! YES!! It's glorious!! His focus is almost complete!! I have him in control!! IN COMPLETE CONTROL!! BWAAA-HA!! HA!! HA!!!
Ace Slaughter: F*CK YOU!!!
Keith: NO!!! F*CK YOU!!!
Like a sonic boom, the two behemoths crash into each other. They are grabbing, smashing, hitting, and clawing at each other. Mini Ace is trying to yell at them two, but with no response from the two who are trying to tear the other apart. Mini ace is getting pissed and now HE is yelling. Melissa is cowarding in the corner. It was just nine days when all four were kidnapped and were practically almost beaten to death. For Melissa her fate was worse, much much worse. She was violated in ways, that would make the most sadistic sadist cringe. She is trying to wrap herself in a ball, with hands over her ears, as Slaughter and Keith are trying to rip each other to shreads. Then, it happened. It finally happened...
MELISSA TOOK CONTROL
Melissa: Stop it. Ace!! Keith!!! Stephan! guys. Guys. Fellas! Boys!! GUYS!!! HEY!!! FELLAS!!!
STO-O-O-OP I-I-I-I-ITT!!!!
Melissa's tirade made everyone stop and looked... at her.
Ace Slaughter: Melissa!! You're okay!! I mean not okay, but your talking!!!
With, both of them being concerned, Slaughter and Keith are trying get closer to Melissa, while elbowing each other in their sides.
Melissa: I'm serious, you two!! You two are best friends!!
Slaughter and Keith have their arms folded and have their backs to each other.
Melissa: I'm serious, you two!! You you two care for me, you will squash this... NOW!!!! Ace, you have a HU-U-U-GE match, coming up!! Do you want this hanging over your head, while you are trying to win the US Championship!! Do ya?!?
Ace Slaughter(quietly): No, I guess not.
Melissa: And Keith...
Keith picks up his head and looks at Melissa.
Melissa: Keith, how would you feel if Slaughter got confused and couldn't concentrate and you were the reason that Ace lost his match. How would that make you feel?
Keith: Bad.
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! THIS WON'T DO!! NOT AT ALL!!! SLAUGHTER!! You stupid, stupid!! People are right!!! You ARE no good!!! You could never amount to anything!!! You will never reach main event status ever again!!! Without me, you're nothing!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! NOTHING!!!! STEPHAN... YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? NOTHING!!!
Slaughter begins to grabs his ears. Ace is beginning to collapse...
Keith: I've got you, my friend.
Keith catches Ace, before he fell to the ground.
Keith: You, okay?
Slaughter slightly shakes his head and regroups.
Ace Slaughter: I'm fine.
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): NO! No you're not! You're nothing, but a crippling mental midget. I still have control of you. you can ignore me. You can recant my existence!! But, I'm still here-ere-ere-re-re!!!
All three looks at Slaughter with a sarcastic look.
Ace Slaughter: Seriously. I'm fine!! For real. I'm fine!! In fact. First... Melissa. I know it's been less than two weeks, but I'm glad you're coming together. You're a great person and I'm glad you're with us!!! I've have some crazy ideas for us at ONE!!!
Mini Ace, who is always looking like Ace, points at himself.
Ace Slaughter: Yes, Mini!! I have plans, especially for you!!
Mini Ace starts to clap his hands fast and starts to run around the rest of them.
Ace Slaughter: I have an idea. Why don't we go out and eat!!! But, what should we have?
Melissa: This will sound crazy, but I know we eat this from time to time, but... I'm in the mood for fast food.
Keith: Yea, I could eat about five Big Macs, right now.
Mini Ace starts to jump and clap his hands.
Ace Slaughter: Mini Ace, do you want McDonald's?
Mini Ace: Yea!! Heh-heh!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, it's final. We're going to McDonald's!!
Everyone: YA-A-A-AY!!!!
Narrator: Well, I guess I have all of you up to date, Where were we?
Scene unfreezes
Mini Ace jumps up and down, on the seat. He is screaming and yelling. So is everyone else. Everyone, as in Ace Slaughter, Keith, and Melissa. Keith has his right arm wrapped around the back of the front passenger seat. The former Camera-Dude is pumping his left arm into the air, as Mini Ace continues to jump up and down, practically frothing at the mouth. Melissa has her left arm slightly wrapped around the back of the driver's seat. The demented cheerleader is screaming yelling too, well more like shreiking, as she pumps her right arm into the air. All four are screaming and yelling, seemingly happy.
Everyone(singing-similar to the tune- "We're off to see the wizard"): We're off to eat at McDonald's, the most wonderful hamburger of all!! Because, because, because, because, becau-au-ause.... because it's the most tastiest hamburger of them all!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): I know you can hear me, Stephan!! You've always been able to hear me!! You can play the game well, Stephan. But, I can always change the rules!! Ignore me, Stephan. I'll show you what happens to those who ignore me!!!
There is a McDonald's, not too far away from where they are at. Just a few blocks away. within a few minutes, they arrive at McDonald's. As the van stops and put in park, there are two other cars, pulling up at the same time. The side sliding door, of the van, opens and Keith and a totally changed Melissa hops out of the van. The other people, in their vehicles, stare at Ace Slaughter and his brood. Melissa, in a spirited mood, puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers at the people that were staring at the four. Melissa is skipping, as Mini Ace is trying to keep up, as his little legs don't take large strides as everyone else. Ace Slaughter is wearing a black t-shirt. In the center, of the shirt, is a large white star. In the center, of the star, is a red anarchy symbol. Over the star is the word ACE, in white, bold cursive lettering. Under the star, is the word Slaughter in white, bold, cursive lettering. Ace is wearing black jean shorts and black converses. Keith is wearing a white Judas Priest t-shirt, with sleeves torn. and bluejeans with white sneakers. Melissa is wearing her usually strange outfit. Melissa is wearing a a black skirt, that has black frilly lace, on the bottom of the skirt. She is wearing black and white striped leggings. She is wearing a very ripped black blouse and black laced gloves. Her black hair is cut very short. Her make-up is smeared. She is wearing a very small black "top hat" at an angle, on her right side, of her head. Mini Ace is dressed exactly like Ace Slaughter. The four of them walk into the McDonald's, as almost everyone is looking at the strange brood. Some of the people are whispering amongst one another. One person scatters to walk up to Ace...
Teenage boy: Excuse me.
Ace Slaughter: Yes?
Teenage boy: Are you Ace Slaughter?
Ace Slaughter: Yes. Yes I am?
Ace kind of smiles, while looking at the rest of his crew.
Teenage boy: Awesome!! Righteous!!
Ace Slaughter: Is there something that you needed?
Teenage boy: Can I have your autograph?
As Ace begins to write his autograph, the boy begins to talk.
Teenage boy: My folks said we can order the pay per view. I hope you kick the snot out of Cash and Hardaway!! Hardaway is a complete dickwad!! He think he's all that!! I think he's a douche!! Noone really likes him!! He's a complete corporate monkey puppet!!!
As Ace was preparing to respond to the teenage boy, by that time, his friends were no longer near his side. Slaughter hears a woman scream. Slaughter runs to the front, of the Mc Donald's, where the registers are and he sees Mini Ace, behind the counter grabbing the french fries and trying grab every hamburger he sees and tries to shove them down either his pants or his throat.
Ace Slaughter(Snaps his fingers): Mini Ace!!! Come here, right now!!!
Tony Sirico(Manager): Someone will have to pay for this!!! Your son, has completely destroy my employees work stations!! What are you going to do about it!?!?!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): Here's the perfect opportunity!!! Now it's time to tell this "Nobody" how things go in Slaughter's world!!!
Ace Slaughter(with Oblivion doing the talking): Crew!!! Take what you want!!!
Tony Sirico(Manager): You will not do such a thing!!! David, call the police!!
David: What should I tell them?
Tony Sirico(Manager): Tell them... we have problem customers!
That's when Slaughter headbutts the manager. Melissa hops over the counter and grabs several big bags. She proceeds to grabs everything edible, in sight. Keith, barges his way to behind the counter and he begins to make several sundaes. Mini Ace is just laughing hysterically!! Ace Slaughter is now fighting with everyone that confronts them. The police has not arrived, yet!! Melissa walks over to the employee, David andg rabs him by the back of his uniform. David tries to scramble away, but Melissa won't let him go!
Melissa: Where you going, David?!? Mmm, you smell good.
Melissa licks the side of the teenage boy's face. David shivers with delight, then faints down to the sticky floor. Slaughter continues to fight with everyone. With food in their hands. Keith yells out...
Keith: C'mon guys!! We have what we wanted!!!
The three of them darted out of the door. Slaughter jumps over the counter, to do one last thing. He makes himself a ice cream cone. He gently jumps back over the counter. He takes a few licks, then dumps the cone onto the head of the manager. Slaughter begins to run, out of the door, but he sees someone with a small camcorder. He walks up to that person. But, there are police sirens, off in the distant.
Ace Slaughter: Excuse me, sir?
Young man: Yes?
Ace Slaughter: May I use that camcorder?
Young man: Sure.
Slaughter takes the camcorder and runs out the door, with it.
Young man: Hey!! That masked man took my camcorder!!!
Mini Ace pokes his head through the door, again.
Mini Ace: Yea!! Heh-heh!!!
Mini Ace gives two big thumb's up. Some, of the crowd, explode with cheers. Slaughter and the rest of the crew, are running to the van. The police sirens are getting closer. Slaughter begins to record.
Ace Slaughter: In just a few days away, in Los Angeles at the LA Memorial Coliseum... I, Ace Slaughter will face up against Jack Cash and the US Champion Kevin Hardaway in a 30 minute no-dq ironman match!! I don't have to tell ya, fellas, that this match is gonna be hot!! RED HOT!! The action will be exciting!! We are gonna fight in the ring, outside the ring, in the rafters. Where ever we can get too. The winner will have to get the most decisions, in an half an hour!!! Can you do that Cash? Can you do that, Champ?!?! HUH!?!? This is MY chance for glory!!! This is MY opportunity to grab for some major gold in this great company!!! But, championship gold is not the only thing I want in this match!! I want both of your blood!!! I want to carve Jack Cash up like a Christmas goose!!! I want to cut into Kevin Hardaway, like someone would with a Christmas ham!!! I want to see Kevin Hardaway without his championship gold!! I am the one who is gonna take it from you!!! I am so-o-o sick and damn tired of hearing your stupid name!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): YES!!! SING THE TRUTH!! YES, FINALLY THE HATRED SPEWS OUT!! FINALLY I HAVE CONTROL OF ACE SLAUGHTER!!!
Ace Slaughter: I WILL MAKE EXAMPLES OUT OF YOU TWO!!! I AM GOING TO FLOOD L.A. WITH YOUR BLOOD!! ESPECIALLY YOU, KEVIN HARDAWAY!!! I WILL REJOICE IN YOUR PAIN!!! I WILL BE AT MY HAPPIEST TO SEE YOU WALLOW IN YOUR OWN MISERY!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU ARE NOT LEAVING L.A. WITH YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP!! And Jack Cash, if YOU think you are leaving the Coliseum with the gold, you're sadly mistaken!!! I hate your stinking guts too!!! Mark my words, you two, I will win and I will have that United States heavyweight Championship!! YOU TWO CAN... CHOKE...ON... THAT!!!!
Oblivion(voice inside Ace Slaughter's head): YES!!! YES!!! GLORY BE MY NAME!!! HE HAS DONE IT!! HE IS UNDER MY CONTROL!! AFTER ONE, THERE WILL BE NO MORE ACE SLAUGHTER!! LONG LIVE OBLIVION!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Ace Slaughter takes the tape out of the camcorder and tosses the camcorder to the ground and they all jump into the van. Keith gets into the driver's side. They sped off, as the police arrives.
