Post by Torture on Jul 26, 2006 3:54:20 GMT -5
- He talks a lot of smack doesn't he? We're not talking about Torture here, we are talking about Reckless Jack. The Challenger of all Challengers. The "Most Hated" man in Wrestling History. "Blah blah blah" .. which means "I make up records to show i'm better than everyone else, then I talk about me being an underdog which proves i'm a hypocrite in the first place." My point exactly. I didn't get it either.
- Torture is sweating, but looks as if he just came in from an evening jog. A blue screen is on a low-class television set in his ratty living room. He sits down on the couch and presses play from a remote control sitting on his coffee table.
- Torture vs the Dreadnoks. Dreadnoks have him beat, especially when it's four against one. Then the crowd starts to chant. TORTUrE TORTURE TortTURE TORturueu.... And the one and only goes crazy in the ring, and stands up to fight them all off. Torture goes on to win the match.
- Next clip is Sting running down the ramp and fighting off the NWO. NWO flies over the ropes, and Sting plays to the crowd.
- USC vs Notre Dame. The crowd is cheering so loud that Notre Dame can't hear it's offensive audibles. USC intercepts the ball on a bad pass to a not-so wide open reciever. USC wins the game with that intercepting touchdown.
- Torture turns the TV off. He sets down the remote.
Torture: I believe the crowd has something to do with every outcome. Know why Hypocrite Jack? Because the adreniline rush thrives off emotion. Real feelings. Ever felt real feelings? I don't think you have, or you wouldn't have so much anger. So much violence within yourself. What I think is best for Hypocrite Jack is, not to wrestle in hardcore matches, but to find out whats wrong with you, before you start to try to fix something else.
- He stands up and puts on a white t-shirt. He takes off his shoes and sox and throws them over to a corner.
Torture: You asked me a question and followed it up with your own personal answer, and I believe that is really selfish of you. Especially when you asked me the question. The question you ask? Well, to quote you, it was "You think being the WCF World Champion is all fun and games?". To answer your god awful, out of nowhere, doesn't make sense question, the answer is No. Why would it be? Do you see me having fun with games? Am I playing shoots and ladders? Do you see me bumping small objects out of the way and saying "Sorry!". Do you see me calling out Uno? Am I trying to beat the man in Solitare? I didn't think so. What I have been doing however, is trying to keep my friends from falling apart, making special appearences, not getting much sleep at night thinking about a World Title defense against a man who calls himself Careless Jack. Thats what i've been doing. So fun and games? I don't know where you got that from, but I haven't been playing many fun... games.
- Torture takes a swig of his apple juice from a .. juice box. So much for great imagery.
Torture: You told me you were a World Champion once. I already knew it, but since you're a hypocrite, and you love to hear yourself talk, I thought I'd listen to it again. However, one thing you didn't point out was how when you were a World Champion, and yes you were an employee of the Wrestling Championship Federation, YOU got fired from the company for Immature Acts of Undisclosed Descretion. To me, that sounds like a World Champion who had way too much fun.. and games. Hmm. Hypocritical? I believe so.
It doesn't bother me though, HJ. It really doesn't. See.. I was the Longest Hardcore Champion, so these types of matches don't bother me. It's not my proving ground at all. Once I beat you, I become the Number One Wrestler in the World. I even surpass Logan. Oohhhh the Great Logan. Who cares? The crowd does. I do. The New Dynasty does. Just because you don't care, Hyp, doesn't mean no one else doesn't. Don't be so selfish. Go get a friend.. or a teddy bear.
- Squeezes the box to get all of the juice out through the straw into his mouth.
Torture: So i'll leave you with this, Mr. Contradictive. You say you have the most heart out of anyone, then say you haven't shown any heart, then talk about being the best while being an underdog. Whatever. All I have to say is, Jack, I'm the World Champion. And you're just going to be number 67... Yup, Winning Number 67! Add that to your oh-so-incredible list of accomplishments that make you an underdog. Isn't that.. so cool?
- Torture is sweating, but looks as if he just came in from an evening jog. A blue screen is on a low-class television set in his ratty living room. He sits down on the couch and presses play from a remote control sitting on his coffee table.
- Torture vs the Dreadnoks. Dreadnoks have him beat, especially when it's four against one. Then the crowd starts to chant. TORTUrE TORTURE TortTURE TORturueu.... And the one and only goes crazy in the ring, and stands up to fight them all off. Torture goes on to win the match.
- Next clip is Sting running down the ramp and fighting off the NWO. NWO flies over the ropes, and Sting plays to the crowd.
- USC vs Notre Dame. The crowd is cheering so loud that Notre Dame can't hear it's offensive audibles. USC intercepts the ball on a bad pass to a not-so wide open reciever. USC wins the game with that intercepting touchdown.
- Torture turns the TV off. He sets down the remote.
Torture: I believe the crowd has something to do with every outcome. Know why Hypocrite Jack? Because the adreniline rush thrives off emotion. Real feelings. Ever felt real feelings? I don't think you have, or you wouldn't have so much anger. So much violence within yourself. What I think is best for Hypocrite Jack is, not to wrestle in hardcore matches, but to find out whats wrong with you, before you start to try to fix something else.
- He stands up and puts on a white t-shirt. He takes off his shoes and sox and throws them over to a corner.
Torture: You asked me a question and followed it up with your own personal answer, and I believe that is really selfish of you. Especially when you asked me the question. The question you ask? Well, to quote you, it was "You think being the WCF World Champion is all fun and games?". To answer your god awful, out of nowhere, doesn't make sense question, the answer is No. Why would it be? Do you see me having fun with games? Am I playing shoots and ladders? Do you see me bumping small objects out of the way and saying "Sorry!". Do you see me calling out Uno? Am I trying to beat the man in Solitare? I didn't think so. What I have been doing however, is trying to keep my friends from falling apart, making special appearences, not getting much sleep at night thinking about a World Title defense against a man who calls himself Careless Jack. Thats what i've been doing. So fun and games? I don't know where you got that from, but I haven't been playing many fun... games.
- Torture takes a swig of his apple juice from a .. juice box. So much for great imagery.
Torture: You told me you were a World Champion once. I already knew it, but since you're a hypocrite, and you love to hear yourself talk, I thought I'd listen to it again. However, one thing you didn't point out was how when you were a World Champion, and yes you were an employee of the Wrestling Championship Federation, YOU got fired from the company for Immature Acts of Undisclosed Descretion. To me, that sounds like a World Champion who had way too much fun.. and games. Hmm. Hypocritical? I believe so.
It doesn't bother me though, HJ. It really doesn't. See.. I was the Longest Hardcore Champion, so these types of matches don't bother me. It's not my proving ground at all. Once I beat you, I become the Number One Wrestler in the World. I even surpass Logan. Oohhhh the Great Logan. Who cares? The crowd does. I do. The New Dynasty does. Just because you don't care, Hyp, doesn't mean no one else doesn't. Don't be so selfish. Go get a friend.. or a teddy bear.
- Squeezes the box to get all of the juice out through the straw into his mouth.
Torture: So i'll leave you with this, Mr. Contradictive. You say you have the most heart out of anyone, then say you haven't shown any heart, then talk about being the best while being an underdog. Whatever. All I have to say is, Jack, I'm the World Champion. And you're just going to be number 67... Yup, Winning Number 67! Add that to your oh-so-incredible list of accomplishments that make you an underdog. Isn't that.. so cool?
