Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2008 18:16:38 GMT -5
A grassroots political campaign... it is the strongest sign of democracy in our country. Yet for all the word of mouth and all the pounded concrete, TV exposure is a necessity in this day and age. Cairo knows TV, he understands TV and he's a star on TV. This is why Cairo eagerly accepted two invitations to appear on high profile news programs and promote his campaign.
In attracting these TV offers, Cairo is certainly aided by his status as a wrestling superstar. Cairo is a former WCF World and Television Champion and this affords him mainstream exposure that other third party candidates would not traditionally receive, exposure they could only dream of having. However, Cairo is not relying upon his celebrity status to bring him victory in November's general election. Cairo has spoken loud and clear about the issues that are important to him and he believes that the people will respond to his message.
In the first of his two scheduled television appearances Cairo recently sat down with the lovely and vivacious Robin Meade, host of CNN's aptly titled Morning Express with Robin Meade. Cairo had a boner the entire time that Ms. Meade was interviewing him, thus he was forced to ever so discreetly adjust himself several times during the interview to avoid detection. Yet Cairo's sexual attraction was a secondary addendum to the primary purpose of his appearance: spreading truth of the issues and giving a voice for the people. Let's go to the tape and see exactly how things went down:
As the show returns from commercial, Robin is looking very sexy as always with her cheery smile, heaving bosom and full pouting lips. Her tight-fitting blouse is buttoned high enough to adhere to CNN broadcast standards, but shows more than enough skin to tease you with the considerable possibilities. Oh yes, Robin knows full well the control that she has over her male viewers... and even some of those kinky ladies out there.
Robin Meade: "Welcome back to Morning Express, everybody. I hope you're having a wonderful start to your day. In this highly charged political primary season we've heard a lot of accusations and we've seen a lot of attack ads. We've heard a lot of promises about change and hope for the future. We know that people in America desire change, but what does that really mean, and are the candidates really listening?"
Robin licks her fingers in a discreet yet seemingly lustful manner as she shuffles the papers on the desk. Oh yes, she's a temptress.
Robin Meade: "Joining me in studio to discuss these issues and more is wrestling superstar and presidential candidate Bobby Cairo. Mr. Cairo, welcome to Morning Express."
Cairo takes Robin's hand in his and plants four kisses along the top of her hand to her wrist.
Bobby Cairo: "Robin, it is my distinct honor to make your acquaintance. Please, call me Bobby."
Robin Meade: "Oh my..."
Robin locks eyes with Cairo and loses herself in the moment. She quickly snaps out of it and blushes slightly.
Robin Meade: "Yes well it's nice to meet you too, Bobby. Uhm..."
Robin gazes at the teleprompter to remind herself of what she's supposed to be talking about.
Robin Meade: "Oh right, so you're an aspiring presidential candidate, Bobby. How did you decide to get involved in this presidential race and what are you hoping to accomplish with your campaign?"
Bobby Cairo: "Robin, I decided to get involved in this race because I believe that the American people are being denied fair representation in Washington D.C. As many people are aware I recently endorsed former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President."
Robin Meade: "That was very controversial because you made some remarks during your endorsement speech that many people found offensive. Governor Huckabee subsequently denounced you as an extremist."
Bobby Cairo: "That's correct, Robin. I remember that you were all too eager to join into the mob mentality when that situation transpired. In fact you mocked me on this very program. Don't worry, Robin, I forgive you for your sins. I can never hold a grudge against a beautiful woman."
Robin Meade: "That's very kind of you, Bobby, but you have to admit that the Huckabee endorsement controversy was very bad for your image. Can you explain how that whole situation transpired the way it did, and what regrets if any do you have?"
Bobby Cairo: "I will admit that my speech was not polished. I am not a professional politician. I did not have any prior experience in regards to making political stump speeches, shilling for some politician. I was speaking from my heart and I was very candid. The most important thing that I want people to understand is that Governor Huckabee lied to me."
Robin Meade: "Governor Huckabee lied to you? How did he do that?"
Bobby Cairo: "Governor Huckabee promised me that he was a fiscal conservative. He promised me that he would stand up against unfair trade policies. He promised me that he would lower taxes and oppose excessive business regulation. He also promised me that he would oppose illegal immigration and support a responsible foreign policy. All of those promises were lies."
Robin creases her brow as Cairo elaborates on his point.
Bobby Cairo: "The truth is that Huckabee is another deceptive, corrupt, political conman. He lied to Jim Gilchrist, the esteemed leader of the Minutemen Project and a true American patriot, about his immigration policies. Huckabee has been giving Mexicans a free ride for a long time. Huckabee also talks about how we should remain in Iraq and continue to fight this unconstitutional war because it's the honorable thing to do. What honor is there in sending troops to die because of President Bush's lies? I even conducted some research on Huckabee's economic record as Governor of Arkansas and do you know what I found?"
Robin scratches her chin with her pen.
Robin Meade: "What? What did you find?"
Bobby Cairo: "I found that his claims of lowering taxes during his tenure as Governor are dubious... very dubious... at best. And did you know that Huckabee supports federal involvement in Healthcare? I mean what a joke! This guy Huckabee... he's not my kind of guy."
Cairo chuckles aloud.
Bobby Cairo: "Ha-ha! I have to say that I'm glad to see that Huckabee's campaign has stalled since his ill-gotten Iowa victory, since he denounced me. Good luck with Chuck Norris, buddy. See how quickly Chuckie dumps your [bleep] once McCain wraps up the nomination."
Robin gets antsy.
Robin Meade: "Bobby, please watch your language. I know you're very passionate, but we have regulations."
Cairo is in a trance as he stares at Robin's cleavage.
Bobby Cairo: "Oh I'm sorry, Robin, did you say something?"
Robin Meade: "Nevermind. So it seems that you support a minimal amount of federal business regulation and taxation?"
Bobby Cairo: "Once again you are correct, Robin. You're a very smart and pretty lady, did you know that? Yes, I oppose the federal income tax without exception. In that sprit I want to congratulate Wesley Snipes for his resounding victory over the IRS. Mr. Snipes is a wonderful actor and a true American patriot. The federal government has no constitutional basis to tax income, and the Snipes verdict reinforces this point."
Cairo clears his throat of the phlegm welling inside.
Bobby Cairo: "Excuse me, Robin. As far as business regulation is concerned, the federal government has no right to interfere in a free market. Among my first acts as President would be to kick the Federal Reserve Chairman and all of his flunkies to the curb. The Federal Reserve is a waste of taxpayer money and frankly its very existence is a gross violation of the Constitution. Consumers, not politicians, should dictate the market. This is America for crying out loud, give me an Amen!"
Robin blankly stares at Cairo as he strokes his beard like a wise, old poet.
Bobby Cairo: "In fact this whole mortgage crisis and subsequent stock market collapse is the result of government interference. We keep trying to bail out these bad lenders all the while the American taxpayer is left to foot the bill. I mean how is that fair? You and me, Robin, and everybody else, we're paying for their corruption. How is that a fair system? How is that the American dream?"
Robin Meade: "You raise some valid points, Bobby, but don't you think that it would be difficult to reverse all of these government policies and regulations? Wouldn't that further destabilize an already unstable situation?"
Bobby Cairo: "You're absolutely right, Robin. That's why I'm proposing a gradual withdrawal from the welfare state that we currently live in. This problem wasn't created overnight and it can't be fixed overnight. However, we can certainly stem the tide and lay the foundation for a better tomorrow. It's like when a really fat person tries to lose weight. You're not going to lose all of that disgusting fat in a few days, but if you stick to your diet and you get your exercise the results will become apparent. As we all know, America has a major obesity problem."
Robin Meade: "I can't help but notice that many of your policies are similar to Congressman Ron Paul of Texas. In fact many political pundits have accused you of ripping off Ron Paul's libertarian-based political views. How do you respond to those accusations?"
Bobby Cairo: "Ripping off Ron Paul? What do these people think Ron Paul is the only one who gives a crap about the Constitution? Ron Paul can't hold my [bleep]."
Cairo angrily slaps an empty paper cup off the newsdesk.
Bobby Cairo: "I'll give Ron Paul credit for some things. He's the only candidate among either the Democrats or Republicans to stand up for the Constitution. He's also the only Big Two candidate to oppose these socialist tax-and-spend policies that have become hallmarks of both the Republicans and Democrats, but there's also a lot that I don't like about Ron Paul."
Robin Meade: "Such as?"
Bobby Cairo: "God you're such a beautiful woman, Robin. You want an example? What about Ron Paul's views on illegal immigration? Ron Paul, like all libertarians, believes that America should have an open border. Can you imagine that? I was watching a program on cable TV just the other night that profiled these gang members from the MS-13. MS-13 is one of the most violent and notorious gangs in the world. MS-13 has thousands of members and those members commit horrible crimes such as drug smuggling and sales, black market gun sales, human trafficking, assassinations for hire, theft, and assaults on law enforcement officials."
Robin Meade: "Wow that's some pretty scary stuff."
Bobby Cairo: "You're not kidding, babe. Many of these MS-13 gang members commit these crimes in America and then they sneak down to El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras and other Central American countries. They hang out down there until the smoke clears and then they sneak back into America and commit more crimes. If they're doing that with the immigration policies that we have in place now, imagine what they would do with an open border. We'd be giving an open door for every murderer, drug dealer, rapist and thief in Latin America."
Robin Meade: "You're proposing tougher immigration legislature?"
Bobby Cairo: "I'm proposing that we provide enough funding to law enforcement and immigration authorities to enforce the immigration laws that are already on the books. We can achieve that goal by eliminating these socialist policies of the federal government and also by demilitarizing the United States. If we hadn't wasted $644 billion dollars on these unconstitutional wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, we would be in a much greater position to secure our borders and ports and rebuild our eroded infrastructure."
Robin Meade: "You favor a non-interventionist foreign policy?"
Bobby Cairo: "Yes that's correct, Robin. I don't want to alarm anybody, but for all this talk about terrorists in the Middle East we're overlooking one simple fact; terrorists are hijacking taxicabs in New York City. They're hijacking our convenience stores and our newspaper stands."
Robin Meade: "Are you suggesting that all people from the Middle East are terrorists?"
Bobby Cairo: "God no, Robin, but we know that the 9/11 hijackers appeared to be regular American Joe's just like any of us. They blended into their neighborhoods and appeared to be friendly folks. My point is that the terrorists that are going to harm us are the terrorists that we allow into our borders. We don't need to wage wars and kill innocent civilians. We need to get our intelligence community together as one and stop stumbling over our own feet with jurisdictional disputes. We need to oppose this unconstitutional Patriot Act, use our noggins and enforce the laws that are already in place. The Patriot Act is nothing more than a smokescreen to cover up the fact that our government ignored the warning signs before 9/11."
Robin holds her finger up to her ear as if she's getting a message in her headset.
Robin Meade: "Bobby Cairo, I want to thank you for appearing on Morning Express. You have some very fascinating ideas and I'd love to spend more time talking to you, but we have to go to commercial."
Bobby Cairo: "Baby, baby, wait... I don't want to say goodbye just yet. The viewers at home can't see, but you are wearing a pair of very sexy black nylon stockings and those smokin' high-heeled stiletto shoes that scream [bleep] me. Why don't you prop one of those shapely legs up on the desk."
Robin smiles and complies with Cairo's request.
Bobby Cairo: "Oh baby, look at that form. Strong, firm, sexy calves... none of that cheese... sexy black stockings..."
Cairo pulls off Robin's shoe.
Bobby Cairo: "If you don't mind me saying you have a beautiful foot, Robin."
Robin blushes and smirks.
Robin Meade: "Why thank you, Bobby."
Cairo cups the heel of Robin's foot in his hands.
Bobby Cairo: "You know something? The ladies call me the foot friggin' master. How would you like a massage, Robin?"
Robin gazes into Cairo's deep blue eyes.
Robin Meade: "I suppose a quick massage couldn't hurt."
Cairo massages the ball of Robin's foot with his fingers, he gets in there real deep with his thumbs. Robin exhales a sigh of relief and closes her eyes. As she does this Cairo removes one hand from her foot and continues massaging with the other. Cairo takes a deep whiff of Robin's foot and reaches into his pants with his free hand. Cairo slyly strokes his manhood under the desk, hidden from the cameras... until Robin opens her eyes.
Robin Meade: "Oh that's gross! Get off of me, you pervert! Security! Security!"
Robin quickly pulls her foot away and runs away. Cairo stands up as he is immediately swarmed by security guards. Cairo tries to escape but he can't avoid being gang tackled. Cairo is being dragged away by the guards, but fortunately his microphone is still attached to his shirt collar. Cairo looks into the camera and makes one last desperate plug...
Bobby Cairo: "Hey if you guys wanna join my campaign call 1-800-BC-4-PREZ or visit cairoforprez.com for details! Robin, join my campaign! Please baby, I need you! Get off of me you goons!"
...Before the guards drag him away.
In attracting these TV offers, Cairo is certainly aided by his status as a wrestling superstar. Cairo is a former WCF World and Television Champion and this affords him mainstream exposure that other third party candidates would not traditionally receive, exposure they could only dream of having. However, Cairo is not relying upon his celebrity status to bring him victory in November's general election. Cairo has spoken loud and clear about the issues that are important to him and he believes that the people will respond to his message.
In the first of his two scheduled television appearances Cairo recently sat down with the lovely and vivacious Robin Meade, host of CNN's aptly titled Morning Express with Robin Meade. Cairo had a boner the entire time that Ms. Meade was interviewing him, thus he was forced to ever so discreetly adjust himself several times during the interview to avoid detection. Yet Cairo's sexual attraction was a secondary addendum to the primary purpose of his appearance: spreading truth of the issues and giving a voice for the people. Let's go to the tape and see exactly how things went down:
As the show returns from commercial, Robin is looking very sexy as always with her cheery smile, heaving bosom and full pouting lips. Her tight-fitting blouse is buttoned high enough to adhere to CNN broadcast standards, but shows more than enough skin to tease you with the considerable possibilities. Oh yes, Robin knows full well the control that she has over her male viewers... and even some of those kinky ladies out there.
Robin Meade: "Welcome back to Morning Express, everybody. I hope you're having a wonderful start to your day. In this highly charged political primary season we've heard a lot of accusations and we've seen a lot of attack ads. We've heard a lot of promises about change and hope for the future. We know that people in America desire change, but what does that really mean, and are the candidates really listening?"
Robin licks her fingers in a discreet yet seemingly lustful manner as she shuffles the papers on the desk. Oh yes, she's a temptress.
Robin Meade: "Joining me in studio to discuss these issues and more is wrestling superstar and presidential candidate Bobby Cairo. Mr. Cairo, welcome to Morning Express."
Cairo takes Robin's hand in his and plants four kisses along the top of her hand to her wrist.
Bobby Cairo: "Robin, it is my distinct honor to make your acquaintance. Please, call me Bobby."
Robin Meade: "Oh my..."
Robin locks eyes with Cairo and loses herself in the moment. She quickly snaps out of it and blushes slightly.
Robin Meade: "Yes well it's nice to meet you too, Bobby. Uhm..."
Robin gazes at the teleprompter to remind herself of what she's supposed to be talking about.
Robin Meade: "Oh right, so you're an aspiring presidential candidate, Bobby. How did you decide to get involved in this presidential race and what are you hoping to accomplish with your campaign?"
Bobby Cairo: "Robin, I decided to get involved in this race because I believe that the American people are being denied fair representation in Washington D.C. As many people are aware I recently endorsed former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President."
Robin Meade: "That was very controversial because you made some remarks during your endorsement speech that many people found offensive. Governor Huckabee subsequently denounced you as an extremist."
Bobby Cairo: "That's correct, Robin. I remember that you were all too eager to join into the mob mentality when that situation transpired. In fact you mocked me on this very program. Don't worry, Robin, I forgive you for your sins. I can never hold a grudge against a beautiful woman."
Robin Meade: "That's very kind of you, Bobby, but you have to admit that the Huckabee endorsement controversy was very bad for your image. Can you explain how that whole situation transpired the way it did, and what regrets if any do you have?"
Bobby Cairo: "I will admit that my speech was not polished. I am not a professional politician. I did not have any prior experience in regards to making political stump speeches, shilling for some politician. I was speaking from my heart and I was very candid. The most important thing that I want people to understand is that Governor Huckabee lied to me."
Robin Meade: "Governor Huckabee lied to you? How did he do that?"
Bobby Cairo: "Governor Huckabee promised me that he was a fiscal conservative. He promised me that he would stand up against unfair trade policies. He promised me that he would lower taxes and oppose excessive business regulation. He also promised me that he would oppose illegal immigration and support a responsible foreign policy. All of those promises were lies."
Robin creases her brow as Cairo elaborates on his point.
Bobby Cairo: "The truth is that Huckabee is another deceptive, corrupt, political conman. He lied to Jim Gilchrist, the esteemed leader of the Minutemen Project and a true American patriot, about his immigration policies. Huckabee has been giving Mexicans a free ride for a long time. Huckabee also talks about how we should remain in Iraq and continue to fight this unconstitutional war because it's the honorable thing to do. What honor is there in sending troops to die because of President Bush's lies? I even conducted some research on Huckabee's economic record as Governor of Arkansas and do you know what I found?"
Robin scratches her chin with her pen.
Robin Meade: "What? What did you find?"
Bobby Cairo: "I found that his claims of lowering taxes during his tenure as Governor are dubious... very dubious... at best. And did you know that Huckabee supports federal involvement in Healthcare? I mean what a joke! This guy Huckabee... he's not my kind of guy."
Cairo chuckles aloud.
Bobby Cairo: "Ha-ha! I have to say that I'm glad to see that Huckabee's campaign has stalled since his ill-gotten Iowa victory, since he denounced me. Good luck with Chuck Norris, buddy. See how quickly Chuckie dumps your [bleep] once McCain wraps up the nomination."
Robin gets antsy.
Robin Meade: "Bobby, please watch your language. I know you're very passionate, but we have regulations."
Cairo is in a trance as he stares at Robin's cleavage.
Bobby Cairo: "Oh I'm sorry, Robin, did you say something?"
Robin Meade: "Nevermind. So it seems that you support a minimal amount of federal business regulation and taxation?"
Bobby Cairo: "Once again you are correct, Robin. You're a very smart and pretty lady, did you know that? Yes, I oppose the federal income tax without exception. In that sprit I want to congratulate Wesley Snipes for his resounding victory over the IRS. Mr. Snipes is a wonderful actor and a true American patriot. The federal government has no constitutional basis to tax income, and the Snipes verdict reinforces this point."
Cairo clears his throat of the phlegm welling inside.
Bobby Cairo: "Excuse me, Robin. As far as business regulation is concerned, the federal government has no right to interfere in a free market. Among my first acts as President would be to kick the Federal Reserve Chairman and all of his flunkies to the curb. The Federal Reserve is a waste of taxpayer money and frankly its very existence is a gross violation of the Constitution. Consumers, not politicians, should dictate the market. This is America for crying out loud, give me an Amen!"
Robin blankly stares at Cairo as he strokes his beard like a wise, old poet.
Bobby Cairo: "In fact this whole mortgage crisis and subsequent stock market collapse is the result of government interference. We keep trying to bail out these bad lenders all the while the American taxpayer is left to foot the bill. I mean how is that fair? You and me, Robin, and everybody else, we're paying for their corruption. How is that a fair system? How is that the American dream?"
Robin Meade: "You raise some valid points, Bobby, but don't you think that it would be difficult to reverse all of these government policies and regulations? Wouldn't that further destabilize an already unstable situation?"
Bobby Cairo: "You're absolutely right, Robin. That's why I'm proposing a gradual withdrawal from the welfare state that we currently live in. This problem wasn't created overnight and it can't be fixed overnight. However, we can certainly stem the tide and lay the foundation for a better tomorrow. It's like when a really fat person tries to lose weight. You're not going to lose all of that disgusting fat in a few days, but if you stick to your diet and you get your exercise the results will become apparent. As we all know, America has a major obesity problem."
Robin Meade: "I can't help but notice that many of your policies are similar to Congressman Ron Paul of Texas. In fact many political pundits have accused you of ripping off Ron Paul's libertarian-based political views. How do you respond to those accusations?"
Bobby Cairo: "Ripping off Ron Paul? What do these people think Ron Paul is the only one who gives a crap about the Constitution? Ron Paul can't hold my [bleep]."
Cairo angrily slaps an empty paper cup off the newsdesk.
Bobby Cairo: "I'll give Ron Paul credit for some things. He's the only candidate among either the Democrats or Republicans to stand up for the Constitution. He's also the only Big Two candidate to oppose these socialist tax-and-spend policies that have become hallmarks of both the Republicans and Democrats, but there's also a lot that I don't like about Ron Paul."
Robin Meade: "Such as?"
Bobby Cairo: "God you're such a beautiful woman, Robin. You want an example? What about Ron Paul's views on illegal immigration? Ron Paul, like all libertarians, believes that America should have an open border. Can you imagine that? I was watching a program on cable TV just the other night that profiled these gang members from the MS-13. MS-13 is one of the most violent and notorious gangs in the world. MS-13 has thousands of members and those members commit horrible crimes such as drug smuggling and sales, black market gun sales, human trafficking, assassinations for hire, theft, and assaults on law enforcement officials."
Robin Meade: "Wow that's some pretty scary stuff."
Bobby Cairo: "You're not kidding, babe. Many of these MS-13 gang members commit these crimes in America and then they sneak down to El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras and other Central American countries. They hang out down there until the smoke clears and then they sneak back into America and commit more crimes. If they're doing that with the immigration policies that we have in place now, imagine what they would do with an open border. We'd be giving an open door for every murderer, drug dealer, rapist and thief in Latin America."
Robin Meade: "You're proposing tougher immigration legislature?"
Bobby Cairo: "I'm proposing that we provide enough funding to law enforcement and immigration authorities to enforce the immigration laws that are already on the books. We can achieve that goal by eliminating these socialist policies of the federal government and also by demilitarizing the United States. If we hadn't wasted $644 billion dollars on these unconstitutional wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, we would be in a much greater position to secure our borders and ports and rebuild our eroded infrastructure."
Robin Meade: "You favor a non-interventionist foreign policy?"
Bobby Cairo: "Yes that's correct, Robin. I don't want to alarm anybody, but for all this talk about terrorists in the Middle East we're overlooking one simple fact; terrorists are hijacking taxicabs in New York City. They're hijacking our convenience stores and our newspaper stands."
Robin Meade: "Are you suggesting that all people from the Middle East are terrorists?"
Bobby Cairo: "God no, Robin, but we know that the 9/11 hijackers appeared to be regular American Joe's just like any of us. They blended into their neighborhoods and appeared to be friendly folks. My point is that the terrorists that are going to harm us are the terrorists that we allow into our borders. We don't need to wage wars and kill innocent civilians. We need to get our intelligence community together as one and stop stumbling over our own feet with jurisdictional disputes. We need to oppose this unconstitutional Patriot Act, use our noggins and enforce the laws that are already in place. The Patriot Act is nothing more than a smokescreen to cover up the fact that our government ignored the warning signs before 9/11."
Robin holds her finger up to her ear as if she's getting a message in her headset.
Robin Meade: "Bobby Cairo, I want to thank you for appearing on Morning Express. You have some very fascinating ideas and I'd love to spend more time talking to you, but we have to go to commercial."
Bobby Cairo: "Baby, baby, wait... I don't want to say goodbye just yet. The viewers at home can't see, but you are wearing a pair of very sexy black nylon stockings and those smokin' high-heeled stiletto shoes that scream [bleep] me. Why don't you prop one of those shapely legs up on the desk."
Robin smiles and complies with Cairo's request.
Bobby Cairo: "Oh baby, look at that form. Strong, firm, sexy calves... none of that cheese... sexy black stockings..."
Cairo pulls off Robin's shoe.
Bobby Cairo: "If you don't mind me saying you have a beautiful foot, Robin."
Robin blushes and smirks.
Robin Meade: "Why thank you, Bobby."
Cairo cups the heel of Robin's foot in his hands.
Bobby Cairo: "You know something? The ladies call me the foot friggin' master. How would you like a massage, Robin?"
Robin gazes into Cairo's deep blue eyes.
Robin Meade: "I suppose a quick massage couldn't hurt."
Cairo massages the ball of Robin's foot with his fingers, he gets in there real deep with his thumbs. Robin exhales a sigh of relief and closes her eyes. As she does this Cairo removes one hand from her foot and continues massaging with the other. Cairo takes a deep whiff of Robin's foot and reaches into his pants with his free hand. Cairo slyly strokes his manhood under the desk, hidden from the cameras... until Robin opens her eyes.
Robin Meade: "Oh that's gross! Get off of me, you pervert! Security! Security!"
Robin quickly pulls her foot away and runs away. Cairo stands up as he is immediately swarmed by security guards. Cairo tries to escape but he can't avoid being gang tackled. Cairo is being dragged away by the guards, but fortunately his microphone is still attached to his shirt collar. Cairo looks into the camera and makes one last desperate plug...
Bobby Cairo: "Hey if you guys wanna join my campaign call 1-800-BC-4-PREZ or visit cairoforprez.com for details! Robin, join my campaign! Please baby, I need you! Get off of me you goons!"
...Before the guards drag him away.
