Post by Oblivion on Nov 30, 2009 16:07:34 GMT -5
(Saturday Morning 5:45 A.M.)
(Ace Slaughter is in bed. He is all snuggly, under his Super Heroes bed sheet and Mighty Mouse comforter. Slaughter is wearing his pajamas, with feet. The pajamas were baby blue and very, very soft.They had little white fluffy clouds, all over his pjs. Slaughter is wearing his black mask. Over his right eye opening, is a large white star. in the center, of the star, is a red anarchy A. Ace is sleeping soundly, under all that bedding. He is curled up, with his knees to his chest. With no sounds to interupt his slumber. Not one clock clicking. Not one bird chirping. Not even a mouse. The mouse is dead. The cat is happy, with a full belly. There is a full moon. There are no need for lights. The bright moon will create light. Again there is no sound....)
[BWHA-A-A-A!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!!]
(Then, with an instant, both the bed sheet and the comfortor flew off Slaughter's body. Slaughter remained unruffled, not disturbed, by the bedding, which caused him warmth and comfort, was ripped away from his body. Slaughter, at 5:45 A.M. was the only one, in the room. Slaughter slightly sat up, with a slight moan. After a long stretch, Slaughter then stood up. On the side of the bed, Ace was standing practically sleeping, standing up. Slaughter is already wearing blue slippers, blue bear claw fuzzy slippers. Ace , with out any awareness, is suffling along, going towards his bedroom door. His bedroom door will lead into the hallway. Still somewhat sleep-walking, Ace has his dark blue fuzzy robe put on him. First, Ace slips his left arm in first, then his right one. As the robe is being tied up, Ace snuffled, with his nose and choughs. He remains sleep walking. Slaughter is unaware that he is out of bed and has his robe on. Ace makes another snuffle sound. Proceeds next with a...)[/i]
[SNO-O-O-ORT!!!!]
(That last one snort woke up Ace...)[/i]
Slaughter(panicked): What the hell!!!
(The door opens and smashes right into Slaughter's face. Ace is hold ing his face, as he is stomping around...)[/i]
Slaughter: SON OF A BITCH!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! What the f*ck!!! Why is my door opened?!?!
(Slaughter, with blue fuzzy bear feet, with four black claws, has a blue fuzzy robe on and he enters into what he thought is his wallway. The hallway, with all his family pictures, are gone. In fact, everything is gone. No second bedroom. That has vanished. The second bathroom. That too is gone. The things he sees are just foilage of various colors. Green, gold, yellow, and various shades of red. There is a small breeze. Slaughter thinks...)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): I must have the thermostat down too cold. It must be thirty-five degrees, in here, maybe forty. But, somewhere it must be winter season, with a healthy foilage, but why here? I'm in Florida. I'm in my hallway, in my OWN house. This doesn't make sense!!! This doesn't make sense!!! THIS... DOESN'T... MAKE... SENSE!!! None of it does!
(Ace is continuing to walk forward, in what he thought was his hallway. It's always been his hallway. For this past year, it has been his hallway...)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): Then why the Hell is it a feakin' forest!?!
(Slaughter keeps on walking, but continues to look around, in amazement. Ace is still looked confused, but amazed on how tall Sierra redwoods are. But, why in his hallway? All he hears are the crunching of the multi-colored leaves. Then he hears a ruffled sound, in the leaves, but behind the trees. Slaughter is getting nervous. Ace is not afraid of a small furry creature. If it was a bear, it would of made a larger crunching sound.)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): That's it. I can see it now. Headlines!! Wrestler gets eaten by small furry creatures in own hallway!!
(Then he sees it. It's little head poking around the tree. The little baby-blue rabbit slowly, cautiously hops towards Ace. The little bunny stops at Slaughter's feet. The he hears another shuffle, in the leaves, it's another bunny. This bunny is pink. The pink bunny also slowly and cautiously towards Ace and stops near his feet. The two bunnies stand, if you include their ears, they stand maybe knee high. Another scurry, a raccoon is practically crawling, with his belly touching the leaves, going towards Ace. Then within seconds, two deers, another raccoon, two black bears, and two foxes are near Ace Slaughter. The little rabbits begin to speak to Ace)[/i]
Little bunny #1: Are you Ace Slaughter?
Slaughter: Yes I am. I think, I am anyway. Why?
Little bunny #2: We need your help!!!
Slaughter: Why?
(Three small gnomes, in full military gear, creep around a tree and begins to speak...)[/i]
Gnome #1: Will you help us?
Gnome #2: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #3: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #1: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #2: Will you help us?
Slaughter: Who?
Gnome #3: The Russian Goddess!!! The one with fire for hair!!!
Slaughter: Anastasia?!
Gnome #1: Yes, the one YOU call Anastasia, she IS the Russian Goddess!!!
Slaughter: What's wrong with her?
Gnome #2: SHE IS MISSING!!! Haven't you seen all posters?!?!
( The centaur shows Ace the white poster paper of a reward of 100 gold pieces for the rescue of the Russian Goddess.)[/i]
Slaughter: Who took her?!?
Gnome #3: Kerbe Scratch and "The Guardian" Strong Hence. The entire forrest in total confusion. Both Scratch and The Guardian fight for the good and the honor of all people and us creatures of the forrest.
Slaughter: And you want me to help you how?
Gnome #2: We hear that, if you need a hero, go find Ace Slaughter!!
Slaughter: Lately, I don't feel like much of a hero.
Gnome #1: That's because you don't believe in yourself!! Here drink this!!!
(Slaughter should have known better! You never take anythin to drink, from a gnome. Slaughter takes a sip, then another, then another.([/i]
Slaughter: This taste good!!
(Slaughter starts to squint)[/i]
Slaughter: WHOA!!! EVERYTHING IS TURNIN' FUZTHY!! THE ROOM GO AROUN AN AROUN AND AROUND
[THUD!!!]
(Slaughter is picked up and puts on a wooden cart and is transported to a small village of other gnomes. Slaughter is awokened by a glass of what appeared to water, on his face. Slaughter wakes up and he is tied to a wooden post.)[/i]
Gnome #1: You will help us Ace Slaughter!!!
Slaughter: This is your idea of convincing me to help you!! You are out of your fuzzy little minds, if you think I'm gonna help you now!!!
(A loud horn is bellowed out and this creature....)
Slaughter: OH MY GOD!!!
(A purple hippo is walking on her hind legs. She is wearing some kind of polynesian festival wear, that includin coconuts for bikini tops and palm frawns as bikini bottoms. She has a purple flower behind her ear and is giving kissing sounds towards Ace, as she is making her way, in thunderous manner. Each step shakes the ground. The sounds of her mouth smacking everytime she makes kissing sounds is making Ace turn green, under his mask.)
Gnome #2: Help us or we make you into a husband for Dehlmeeka!!
(By now, the hippo is only inches away from Slaughter's face, making disgusting lip smacking sounds.)
Gnome #3: Help us... NOW!!!
Slaughter: OKAY!!! OKAY!! JUST KEEP THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE AWAY FROM ME!!!
(After Slaughter agreed to help, the hippo stopped moving and a zipper appears and the zipper moves down. Four gnomes, step out what appears as a life like hippo costume. The four gnomes start high-fiving each other!!)[/i]
Slaughter: Hurry up, you little bastards, before I decide to kill all of you and make gnome soup out of your bones!!!
(The gnomes shriek and in a hurry manner, untied Ace Slaughter and he goes out, into the deep forrest, to help the gnomes find the Russian Goddess. Deeper into the forrest, it became darker and less foilage on the trees. The trees became more scarier and by the time Ace and the three gnomes got to their destiny, the trees were bare of leaves. In fact, there hadn't been any leaves, on the ground, for the past few miles. The tree limbs are bare, looks like the tree had been bare for years.
Gnome #1: We are at the fortress of Kerbe Scratch and "The Guardian" Strong Hence. If you listen, you can hear the Russian Goddess scream for help!!!
Slaughter: We need to get into that well secured fortress!!!
(The gnomes and Slaughter approach the fortress, when out of nowhere, a pack of dogs approach.)
Gnome #1: You know what to do men!!!
Slaughter: I don't have any weapons!!!
Gnome #2: Here catch!!!
(The gnome tosses over a large club. Not the kind to harm any creatures, but once he saw one of the dogs start to maul one of the gnome, Ace had no choice but to annahilate the dogs with his clubs. Balls of fire is shot into the air, right towrds the gnomes and Slaughter!! Then a loud voice comes over the air...)
Loud voice: You leave this place, right now, Ace Slaughter!!! You know you cannot defeat Scratch and myself "The Guardian"!!!
Slaughter: Show yourselves cowards!!!
Loud voice: I will!! Tonight, we will do battle!!! In the territory of Oregon. In the city of Portland. In the arena called The Rose Garden, myself "The Guardian" Strong Hence and Kerbe Scratch will fight you and this lovely, lovely Russian Goddess!!!
(Strong Hence rubs The Russian Goddess with back of his hand.)
Loud voice: OW!! Quit that!! I'M in control!! OW!! Stop that, this instant, I'm the champion of all champions!! You do as I say!! OW!! Stop that!! OW!! Quit that!! You must stop hitting me!!! OW!!!
(There's a struggle. The loud voice has stopped. The gnomes seem excited!!! Then you see the front doors, of the fortress open. The gnomes celebrate!!)
Slaughter: Yes!!! Tonight the battle continues!!! The Russian Goddess and The Superstar are gonna make examples put of you two!!! We are the better tag team!!! You may be the champion of champion, but I have experience and Anastasia has the courage and the know-how to fight men like you!!! So-o-o you may be the Champion of the United States, but on the twenty first day of the twelth month, you, Hardaway and Jack Cash are gonna have the fight of your entire lives. I want that championship!!! I'm gonna FIGHT for that championship!! But, first things first!! We do battle tonight!! Have your battle faces on, because we will!!!
(Slaughter emediately falls to the ground. He grabs for his throat and chest, then blacks out. After what seems like an eternity, Slaughter wakes up, not in the forrest, but in his hallway. That startles Slaughter. He gets off his stomach and sits up against the wall. Ace looks around, pats the wall and carpetting.)[/i]
Slaughter: What the Hell!?! I shoudn't have eaten those stuffed mushrooms!!!
(Camera-Dude pops up from around the corner and says...)
Camera-Dude: I told you not to eat those damn mushrooms!!
(Slaughter puts his hand over the camera's lens...)
(Ace Slaughter is in bed. He is all snuggly, under his Super Heroes bed sheet and Mighty Mouse comforter. Slaughter is wearing his pajamas, with feet. The pajamas were baby blue and very, very soft.They had little white fluffy clouds, all over his pjs. Slaughter is wearing his black mask. Over his right eye opening, is a large white star. in the center, of the star, is a red anarchy A. Ace is sleeping soundly, under all that bedding. He is curled up, with his knees to his chest. With no sounds to interupt his slumber. Not one clock clicking. Not one bird chirping. Not even a mouse. The mouse is dead. The cat is happy, with a full belly. There is a full moon. There are no need for lights. The bright moon will create light. Again there is no sound....)
[BWHA-A-A-A!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!! BWHA-A-A-A!!!]
(Then, with an instant, both the bed sheet and the comfortor flew off Slaughter's body. Slaughter remained unruffled, not disturbed, by the bedding, which caused him warmth and comfort, was ripped away from his body. Slaughter, at 5:45 A.M. was the only one, in the room. Slaughter slightly sat up, with a slight moan. After a long stretch, Slaughter then stood up. On the side of the bed, Ace was standing practically sleeping, standing up. Slaughter is already wearing blue slippers, blue bear claw fuzzy slippers. Ace , with out any awareness, is suffling along, going towards his bedroom door. His bedroom door will lead into the hallway. Still somewhat sleep-walking, Ace has his dark blue fuzzy robe put on him. First, Ace slips his left arm in first, then his right one. As the robe is being tied up, Ace snuffled, with his nose and choughs. He remains sleep walking. Slaughter is unaware that he is out of bed and has his robe on. Ace makes another snuffle sound. Proceeds next with a...)[/i]
[SNO-O-O-ORT!!!!]
(That last one snort woke up Ace...)[/i]
Slaughter(panicked): What the hell!!!
(The door opens and smashes right into Slaughter's face. Ace is hold ing his face, as he is stomping around...)[/i]
Slaughter: SON OF A BITCH!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! What the f*ck!!! Why is my door opened?!?!
(Slaughter, with blue fuzzy bear feet, with four black claws, has a blue fuzzy robe on and he enters into what he thought is his wallway. The hallway, with all his family pictures, are gone. In fact, everything is gone. No second bedroom. That has vanished. The second bathroom. That too is gone. The things he sees are just foilage of various colors. Green, gold, yellow, and various shades of red. There is a small breeze. Slaughter thinks...)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): I must have the thermostat down too cold. It must be thirty-five degrees, in here, maybe forty. But, somewhere it must be winter season, with a healthy foilage, but why here? I'm in Florida. I'm in my hallway, in my OWN house. This doesn't make sense!!! This doesn't make sense!!! THIS... DOESN'T... MAKE... SENSE!!! None of it does!
(Ace is continuing to walk forward, in what he thought was his hallway. It's always been his hallway. For this past year, it has been his hallway...)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): Then why the Hell is it a feakin' forest!?!
(Slaughter keeps on walking, but continues to look around, in amazement. Ace is still looked confused, but amazed on how tall Sierra redwoods are. But, why in his hallway? All he hears are the crunching of the multi-colored leaves. Then he hears a ruffled sound, in the leaves, but behind the trees. Slaughter is getting nervous. Ace is not afraid of a small furry creature. If it was a bear, it would of made a larger crunching sound.)[/i]
Slaughter(talking to himself): That's it. I can see it now. Headlines!! Wrestler gets eaten by small furry creatures in own hallway!!
(Then he sees it. It's little head poking around the tree. The little baby-blue rabbit slowly, cautiously hops towards Ace. The little bunny stops at Slaughter's feet. The he hears another shuffle, in the leaves, it's another bunny. This bunny is pink. The pink bunny also slowly and cautiously towards Ace and stops near his feet. The two bunnies stand, if you include their ears, they stand maybe knee high. Another scurry, a raccoon is practically crawling, with his belly touching the leaves, going towards Ace. Then within seconds, two deers, another raccoon, two black bears, and two foxes are near Ace Slaughter. The little rabbits begin to speak to Ace)[/i]
Little bunny #1: Are you Ace Slaughter?
Slaughter: Yes I am. I think, I am anyway. Why?
Little bunny #2: We need your help!!!
Slaughter: Why?
(Three small gnomes, in full military gear, creep around a tree and begins to speak...)[/i]
Gnome #1: Will you help us?
Gnome #2: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #3: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #1: The Russian Goddess is missing!!!
Gnome #2: Will you help us?
Slaughter: Who?
Gnome #3: The Russian Goddess!!! The one with fire for hair!!!
Slaughter: Anastasia?!
Gnome #1: Yes, the one YOU call Anastasia, she IS the Russian Goddess!!!
Slaughter: What's wrong with her?
Gnome #2: SHE IS MISSING!!! Haven't you seen all posters?!?!
( The centaur shows Ace the white poster paper of a reward of 100 gold pieces for the rescue of the Russian Goddess.)[/i]
Slaughter: Who took her?!?
Gnome #3: Kerbe Scratch and "The Guardian" Strong Hence. The entire forrest in total confusion. Both Scratch and The Guardian fight for the good and the honor of all people and us creatures of the forrest.
Slaughter: And you want me to help you how?
Gnome #2: We hear that, if you need a hero, go find Ace Slaughter!!
Slaughter: Lately, I don't feel like much of a hero.
Gnome #1: That's because you don't believe in yourself!! Here drink this!!!
(Slaughter should have known better! You never take anythin to drink, from a gnome. Slaughter takes a sip, then another, then another.([/i]
Slaughter: This taste good!!
(Slaughter starts to squint)[/i]
Slaughter: WHOA!!! EVERYTHING IS TURNIN' FUZTHY!! THE ROOM GO AROUN AN AROUN AND AROUND
[THUD!!!]
(Slaughter is picked up and puts on a wooden cart and is transported to a small village of other gnomes. Slaughter is awokened by a glass of what appeared to water, on his face. Slaughter wakes up and he is tied to a wooden post.)[/i]
Gnome #1: You will help us Ace Slaughter!!!
Slaughter: This is your idea of convincing me to help you!! You are out of your fuzzy little minds, if you think I'm gonna help you now!!!
(A loud horn is bellowed out and this creature....)
Slaughter: OH MY GOD!!!
(A purple hippo is walking on her hind legs. She is wearing some kind of polynesian festival wear, that includin coconuts for bikini tops and palm frawns as bikini bottoms. She has a purple flower behind her ear and is giving kissing sounds towards Ace, as she is making her way, in thunderous manner. Each step shakes the ground. The sounds of her mouth smacking everytime she makes kissing sounds is making Ace turn green, under his mask.)
Gnome #2: Help us or we make you into a husband for Dehlmeeka!!
(By now, the hippo is only inches away from Slaughter's face, making disgusting lip smacking sounds.)
Gnome #3: Help us... NOW!!!
Slaughter: OKAY!!! OKAY!! JUST KEEP THAT DISGUSTING CREATURE AWAY FROM ME!!!
(After Slaughter agreed to help, the hippo stopped moving and a zipper appears and the zipper moves down. Four gnomes, step out what appears as a life like hippo costume. The four gnomes start high-fiving each other!!)[/i]
Slaughter: Hurry up, you little bastards, before I decide to kill all of you and make gnome soup out of your bones!!!
(The gnomes shriek and in a hurry manner, untied Ace Slaughter and he goes out, into the deep forrest, to help the gnomes find the Russian Goddess. Deeper into the forrest, it became darker and less foilage on the trees. The trees became more scarier and by the time Ace and the three gnomes got to their destiny, the trees were bare of leaves. In fact, there hadn't been any leaves, on the ground, for the past few miles. The tree limbs are bare, looks like the tree had been bare for years.
Gnome #1: We are at the fortress of Kerbe Scratch and "The Guardian" Strong Hence. If you listen, you can hear the Russian Goddess scream for help!!!
Slaughter: We need to get into that well secured fortress!!!
(The gnomes and Slaughter approach the fortress, when out of nowhere, a pack of dogs approach.)
Gnome #1: You know what to do men!!!
Slaughter: I don't have any weapons!!!
Gnome #2: Here catch!!!
(The gnome tosses over a large club. Not the kind to harm any creatures, but once he saw one of the dogs start to maul one of the gnome, Ace had no choice but to annahilate the dogs with his clubs. Balls of fire is shot into the air, right towrds the gnomes and Slaughter!! Then a loud voice comes over the air...)
Loud voice: You leave this place, right now, Ace Slaughter!!! You know you cannot defeat Scratch and myself "The Guardian"!!!
Slaughter: Show yourselves cowards!!!
Loud voice: I will!! Tonight, we will do battle!!! In the territory of Oregon. In the city of Portland. In the arena called The Rose Garden, myself "The Guardian" Strong Hence and Kerbe Scratch will fight you and this lovely, lovely Russian Goddess!!!
(Strong Hence rubs The Russian Goddess with back of his hand.)
Loud voice: OW!! Quit that!! I'M in control!! OW!! Stop that, this instant, I'm the champion of all champions!! You do as I say!! OW!! Stop that!! OW!! Quit that!! You must stop hitting me!!! OW!!!
(There's a struggle. The loud voice has stopped. The gnomes seem excited!!! Then you see the front doors, of the fortress open. The gnomes celebrate!!)
Slaughter: Yes!!! Tonight the battle continues!!! The Russian Goddess and The Superstar are gonna make examples put of you two!!! We are the better tag team!!! You may be the champion of champion, but I have experience and Anastasia has the courage and the know-how to fight men like you!!! So-o-o you may be the Champion of the United States, but on the twenty first day of the twelth month, you, Hardaway and Jack Cash are gonna have the fight of your entire lives. I want that championship!!! I'm gonna FIGHT for that championship!! But, first things first!! We do battle tonight!! Have your battle faces on, because we will!!!
(Slaughter emediately falls to the ground. He grabs for his throat and chest, then blacks out. After what seems like an eternity, Slaughter wakes up, not in the forrest, but in his hallway. That startles Slaughter. He gets off his stomach and sits up against the wall. Ace looks around, pats the wall and carpetting.)[/i]
Slaughter: What the Hell!?! I shoudn't have eaten those stuffed mushrooms!!!
(Camera-Dude pops up from around the corner and says...)
Camera-Dude: I told you not to eat those damn mushrooms!!
(Slaughter puts his hand over the camera's lens...)
