Post by Biggs on Aug 5, 2006 17:40:26 GMT -5
Jake Hudson: I really don't understand why you're being forced to face such a talentless prick in your first Television Title defense.
JJ Biggs: Indeed.
Jake Hudson is in the driver's seat of a rental vehicle as he drives down the road on his way to the arena where WCF Slam is going to take place. JJ Biggs, looking as confident as ever, is sitting in the passenger seat looking straight ahead out of the windshield.
Jake Hudson: It bothers me, JJ. Nate Nytro has a hard time showing up to the arena on time and now all of a sudden he is getting a chance at your championship? You've been working your ass off since you signed your contract in this federation and all of your hard work has proven to be a plus. However, Nate Nytro, who probably would have a hard time standing toe-to-toe with someone off of WCF's House Show squad, is being handed a chance to take your title.
JJ Biggs: Calm down, Jake. It's not like this match is legit. It allows me to take out some frustrations and to get in a little extra training. I'd have more of a fight if I wrestled Shannan Lerch.
Jake Hudson: I agree. You'd also have more of a fight if you were to step into the ring with Drake Kencedro.
[ A look of a pure disgust appears on the face of JJ Biggs as he looks over at Jake Hudson. It's the same look that appears on the face of a WCF fan as they watch Nate Nytro attempt to execute a move without fucking it up. ]
JJ Biggs: I wouldn't go that far, Jake. If Drake struggles to execute a chair shot on a man that has his back turned, then you can understand how difficult it's going to be for him to hold his own with my kind of a talent. I remember him from way back when, and I'm sure you do as well, Jake. He was the bastard that was always walking through the backstage area; bitching and whining.
Jake Hudson: I remember him. He wanted to make a nice debut and he picked the right guy to go after. I don't think you two have ever been in the ring together, but you could throw him into the audience.
JJ Biggs: Of course. And I'll have to throw that ugly bitch he has by his side to the dogs.
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
Jake gradually slows down the vehicle as he begins to turn into the parking garage of the arena. JJ looks out his window and he looks at a bum sitting on the corner. He shakes his head; which is the same reaction you're going to find when a Nate Nytro match comes on television. Even an awesome talent such as JJ Biggs can't pick up for Nytro's laziness.
Jake Hudson: We're here.
Jake pulls the vehicle into a parking spot as him and JJ exit the car. JJ walks to the trunk area and he grabs his wrestling bag as the two of them make it towards the arena entrance. Jake pulls open the door and JJ walks inside. Jake follows behind him as the two of them make their way down the hallway.
Jake Hudson: It smells like ass in here.
JJ Biggs: I bet Honey Valentine's cooking smells and tastes the same way.
Jake Hudson: Probably.
[ Hank Brown is waiting in front of JJ's locker room. Once JJ sees Hank, he throws his arms up in disgust. It's the kind of reaction a fan gives when he realizes that Nate Nytro isn't going to be in a dark match; instead, the fan has to suffer through a televised match. ]
Hank Brown: Hello, I am Hank Brown.
JJ Biggs: I know who you are, dumbass.
Hank Brown: Oh, okay. I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on your match against Nate Nytro later tonight?
JJ Biggs: What is there to say, Hank? I'm not worrying about the match because I know that going into next week, I will still be the Television Champ.
Hank Brown: Why are you so confident?
JJ Biggs: Hank, honestly, have you seen the man wrestle?
Hank Brown: Good point. I mean, I agree. Damnit! Let's just move on to another topic. What are your thoughts on Drake Kencedro and his attack at Aftermath?
JJ Biggs: I've been doing some thinking and I have figured out why he attacked me. It's not because he wants to get a shot at my Television Title, it's not because of any bad blood between us from way back in NWA.
Hank Brown: What's the reason, then?
JJ Biggs: Honey Valentine. See, the bitch is ugly and everything, but when you're drunk, you don't really care. Anyway, I banged her a couple of months ago and I guess it pissed Drake off. She must have went on about how bigger I am and how she liked it. Now, he's trying to get back at me but the only thing he is going to do is make a total fool out of himself because he doesn't have the talent I have. Why? Because I was born better.
Jake Hudson: Yeah, now move away from our locker room. You're probably the one that is making the hallway smell like ass.
JJ pushes Hank aside and he enters his locker room. Jake enters it as well and he closes the door behind him as the scene fades out..
JJ Biggs: Indeed.
Jake Hudson is in the driver's seat of a rental vehicle as he drives down the road on his way to the arena where WCF Slam is going to take place. JJ Biggs, looking as confident as ever, is sitting in the passenger seat looking straight ahead out of the windshield.
Jake Hudson: It bothers me, JJ. Nate Nytro has a hard time showing up to the arena on time and now all of a sudden he is getting a chance at your championship? You've been working your ass off since you signed your contract in this federation and all of your hard work has proven to be a plus. However, Nate Nytro, who probably would have a hard time standing toe-to-toe with someone off of WCF's House Show squad, is being handed a chance to take your title.
JJ Biggs: Calm down, Jake. It's not like this match is legit. It allows me to take out some frustrations and to get in a little extra training. I'd have more of a fight if I wrestled Shannan Lerch.
Jake Hudson: I agree. You'd also have more of a fight if you were to step into the ring with Drake Kencedro.
[ A look of a pure disgust appears on the face of JJ Biggs as he looks over at Jake Hudson. It's the same look that appears on the face of a WCF fan as they watch Nate Nytro attempt to execute a move without fucking it up. ]
JJ Biggs: I wouldn't go that far, Jake. If Drake struggles to execute a chair shot on a man that has his back turned, then you can understand how difficult it's going to be for him to hold his own with my kind of a talent. I remember him from way back when, and I'm sure you do as well, Jake. He was the bastard that was always walking through the backstage area; bitching and whining.
Jake Hudson: I remember him. He wanted to make a nice debut and he picked the right guy to go after. I don't think you two have ever been in the ring together, but you could throw him into the audience.
JJ Biggs: Of course. And I'll have to throw that ugly bitch he has by his side to the dogs.
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
Jake gradually slows down the vehicle as he begins to turn into the parking garage of the arena. JJ looks out his window and he looks at a bum sitting on the corner. He shakes his head; which is the same reaction you're going to find when a Nate Nytro match comes on television. Even an awesome talent such as JJ Biggs can't pick up for Nytro's laziness.
Jake Hudson: We're here.
Jake pulls the vehicle into a parking spot as him and JJ exit the car. JJ walks to the trunk area and he grabs his wrestling bag as the two of them make it towards the arena entrance. Jake pulls open the door and JJ walks inside. Jake follows behind him as the two of them make their way down the hallway.
Jake Hudson: It smells like ass in here.
JJ Biggs: I bet Honey Valentine's cooking smells and tastes the same way.
Jake Hudson: Probably.
[ Hank Brown is waiting in front of JJ's locker room. Once JJ sees Hank, he throws his arms up in disgust. It's the kind of reaction a fan gives when he realizes that Nate Nytro isn't going to be in a dark match; instead, the fan has to suffer through a televised match. ]
Hank Brown: Hello, I am Hank Brown.
JJ Biggs: I know who you are, dumbass.
Hank Brown: Oh, okay. I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on your match against Nate Nytro later tonight?
JJ Biggs: What is there to say, Hank? I'm not worrying about the match because I know that going into next week, I will still be the Television Champ.
Hank Brown: Why are you so confident?
JJ Biggs: Hank, honestly, have you seen the man wrestle?
Hank Brown: Good point. I mean, I agree. Damnit! Let's just move on to another topic. What are your thoughts on Drake Kencedro and his attack at Aftermath?
JJ Biggs: I've been doing some thinking and I have figured out why he attacked me. It's not because he wants to get a shot at my Television Title, it's not because of any bad blood between us from way back in NWA.
Hank Brown: What's the reason, then?
JJ Biggs: Honey Valentine. See, the bitch is ugly and everything, but when you're drunk, you don't really care. Anyway, I banged her a couple of months ago and I guess it pissed Drake off. She must have went on about how bigger I am and how she liked it. Now, he's trying to get back at me but the only thing he is going to do is make a total fool out of himself because he doesn't have the talent I have. Why? Because I was born better.
Jake Hudson: Yeah, now move away from our locker room. You're probably the one that is making the hallway smell like ass.
JJ pushes Hank aside and he enters his locker room. Jake enters it as well and he closes the door behind him as the scene fades out..
