Post by bigtimejerks on Nov 22, 2009 0:42:31 GMT -5
Scene-Boise,Idaho
The Big Time Jerks are standing in the middle of the empty arena before WCF even has put the ring in its place. Adam is wearing a Confederate flag t-shirt and jeans. Austin is wearing a black BTJ t-shirt and jeans, Alex is wearing a Mossy Oak t-shirt and jeans. Alyssa is not even there.
Adam-Wow WCF went to no expense to bring the Big Time Jerks to this fucked up place. Theres nothing here but fucking snow. We are the reigning WCF World tag team champions and we should not be forced to preform in front of a town with a total of ten teeth combined. We are from the Lone Star State a place of wealth and not Natural Light cans as decerations for your Christmas Tree. WCF should have the Big Time Jerks wrestling in places like Cowboy Stadium in front of over 100,000 screaming fans. This is just going to piss us off where we have to once again hurt some poor soul to make our point. All I can say right now is screw you we are from Texas!
Austin-Say Tank how's the leg son, my boy Adam sure did a job on it didn't he. We warned ya'll that he was the best ever on the mat and when he gets pissed off he hurts people like no one else can. Then you add my boy from Jasper who is just fucking crazy. Theres no way Seth Lerch knows what he is doing, I mean he must wont to cut the payroll down or something. All we do is take people out, cause when you mess with the BTJ's you mess with the best.
Alex-Oh my brothers you have done nothing but speak the gospel on these fools. We come from the one and only state who can survive on its own. When you look to the other 49 states you look at completely nothing. Everything the USA needs to keep going comes from the land of Bluebonnets and Aggies. Whats really fucked up is us haveing to come all the way up here to Shitville and wrestle three guys who wish they where Big Time Jerks. Hell aint Mikami the vice president of our fan club?
All of a sudden the jumbotron comes on with the Texas A&M symbol and Alyssa comes walking out in a maroon and white Texas A&M 12th man football jersey and carrying the new WCF World tag team titles in maroon.
Alyssa-Let's kick some ass! Go! Fight! Big Time Jerks!
The Big Time Jerks are standing in the middle of the empty arena before WCF even has put the ring in its place. Adam is wearing a Confederate flag t-shirt and jeans. Austin is wearing a black BTJ t-shirt and jeans, Alex is wearing a Mossy Oak t-shirt and jeans. Alyssa is not even there.
Adam-Wow WCF went to no expense to bring the Big Time Jerks to this fucked up place. Theres nothing here but fucking snow. We are the reigning WCF World tag team champions and we should not be forced to preform in front of a town with a total of ten teeth combined. We are from the Lone Star State a place of wealth and not Natural Light cans as decerations for your Christmas Tree. WCF should have the Big Time Jerks wrestling in places like Cowboy Stadium in front of over 100,000 screaming fans. This is just going to piss us off where we have to once again hurt some poor soul to make our point. All I can say right now is screw you we are from Texas!
Austin-Say Tank how's the leg son, my boy Adam sure did a job on it didn't he. We warned ya'll that he was the best ever on the mat and when he gets pissed off he hurts people like no one else can. Then you add my boy from Jasper who is just fucking crazy. Theres no way Seth Lerch knows what he is doing, I mean he must wont to cut the payroll down or something. All we do is take people out, cause when you mess with the BTJ's you mess with the best.
Alex-Oh my brothers you have done nothing but speak the gospel on these fools. We come from the one and only state who can survive on its own. When you look to the other 49 states you look at completely nothing. Everything the USA needs to keep going comes from the land of Bluebonnets and Aggies. Whats really fucked up is us haveing to come all the way up here to Shitville and wrestle three guys who wish they where Big Time Jerks. Hell aint Mikami the vice president of our fan club?
All of a sudden the jumbotron comes on with the Texas A&M symbol and Alyssa comes walking out in a maroon and white Texas A&M 12th man football jersey and carrying the new WCF World tag team titles in maroon.
Alyssa-Let's kick some ass! Go! Fight! Big Time Jerks!
