Post by Hotdog Mascot on Nov 9, 2009 16:46:50 GMT -5
The starving youth of Zanzibar land had a million and one things to constantly suffer through on day to day basis's. Infection diseases were naturally common for the average child, poverty, crime, and of course the number one penalty that followed the dreadful trend; starvation. Once in and awhile, when these skin tucked rib caged children were faithful enough to pray good of their Lord, they'd be blessed with an reward. These so called acts of God usually came airborne from United States planes occasionally dropping supplies when they felt generous enough to raise taxes on their own nations middle class heroes. The supplies would consist of the fundamentals; soap, bottled water, can goods, breads. Never in Zanzibar's wildest dreams did they expect a supply of hotdog's to be dropped from the heavenly sky.. however, for them, it would've been better if it never did.
Hotdog Mascot: Eanie meanie minie mo.
A line of young flea bitten starved children sat indian style forming a line in the desert sand. One individual donned in a hotdog suit marched back and fourth before them dangling a fishing pole with a hotdog hooked to the end of the line, shaking the American treat dangerously close to their hungry mouths. The mouth watering kids followed his every move with their eyes.
Hotdog Mascot: The difference between mustard and ketchup is mind blowing. For example, did you--
Slapping the hooked meat over a twenty seven pound eight year olds cheek.
Hotdog Mascot: Pay attention.
He marched on, keeping the fishing pole at a safe distance from their chapped mouths.
Hotdog Mascot: Now, mustard, my favorite.. was first discovered when a Britain lady bearing child took opportunity in a field of eurasian weeds. Opportunity, you say Mr. Bun? Yes, opportunity. She was a whore. You kiddies caught that, I'm sure. After her body was used, she laid among the plants and weeds, carefully making sure her bottom was wiped clean. The single seed of a eurasian plant shed and took flight in the windy breeze, it landed into her bumpy red lips, and.. she chewed. The following week, after her discover, she was murdered and Doctor Uptowns became rich off his first jar of what he called, mustard. Interesting, isn't it?
One of the starving kids eyes fall back into his head and he keels over. Passing by him with the fishing pole, he ignores the probable death of the child and continues on.
Hotdog Mascot: Ketchup.. on the other hand, is made from tomatoes of course. And tomatoes.. are.. fucking.. boring.
Just when it appears as if he'll finally feed one of the children, he nips the hotdog from the hook and shoves it into his mouth. The kids lower their brittle necks and groan.
Hotdog Mascot: Eanie meanie minie mo.
A line of young flea bitten starved children sat indian style forming a line in the desert sand. One individual donned in a hotdog suit marched back and fourth before them dangling a fishing pole with a hotdog hooked to the end of the line, shaking the American treat dangerously close to their hungry mouths. The mouth watering kids followed his every move with their eyes.
Hotdog Mascot: The difference between mustard and ketchup is mind blowing. For example, did you--
Slapping the hooked meat over a twenty seven pound eight year olds cheek.
Hotdog Mascot: Pay attention.
He marched on, keeping the fishing pole at a safe distance from their chapped mouths.
Hotdog Mascot: Now, mustard, my favorite.. was first discovered when a Britain lady bearing child took opportunity in a field of eurasian weeds. Opportunity, you say Mr. Bun? Yes, opportunity. She was a whore. You kiddies caught that, I'm sure. After her body was used, she laid among the plants and weeds, carefully making sure her bottom was wiped clean. The single seed of a eurasian plant shed and took flight in the windy breeze, it landed into her bumpy red lips, and.. she chewed. The following week, after her discover, she was murdered and Doctor Uptowns became rich off his first jar of what he called, mustard. Interesting, isn't it?
One of the starving kids eyes fall back into his head and he keels over. Passing by him with the fishing pole, he ignores the probable death of the child and continues on.
Hotdog Mascot: Ketchup.. on the other hand, is made from tomatoes of course. And tomatoes.. are.. fucking.. boring.
Just when it appears as if he'll finally feed one of the children, he nips the hotdog from the hook and shoves it into his mouth. The kids lower their brittle necks and groan.
