Post by Donald Deruty on Oct 31, 2009 1:39:09 GMT -5
The scene opens with D-day sitting at his Microsoft computer. He is making an application for a facebook account. He finalizes his account and searches Anastasia Petrova. He looks at her account and searches for her pics. He looks at all of them and looks at the camera and talks about the pics.
D-Day: Behold. My opponent for this Monday’s Slam. Yes she is quit beautiful, and I never in my life has hit any women besides when I faced her for the TV title. I hated that day not just because I lost the match, but also because I hit Anastasia Petrova. You may think I am crazy but I know I am a gentleman. I will not be hitting her Monday, if I wasn’t angry at her stable called Anti ToT. Ok first of all grow up people. I have the most respect for Logan. I only have one question to ask you Logan, what are you thinking? Now for the ToT, you men have made a reputation in the WCF you will become unstoppable, maybe. I think it is cute that Logan and the other Anti ToT members listen to me. You guys will have no chance at beating the ToT. Once they recruit Slickie T, they will be unstoppable. All I can do is just laugh at you guys. You think you can beat the World Champions recruits including the TV title holder. You may have the United States Champion Logan and the Hardcore Champion Slaughter.
D-Day spins in his chair back to the computer. He puts Anastasia’s picture on the screen. Now let’s get back on topic. Anastasia you may have beat me in the past. Now I will be ready for you. When I see you I see a beautiful woman to clean to get a little dirty. The WCF is not a beauty contest it is wrestling. So you may be looking for a dress to look nice in while the match is going on. You will soon learn that you will not need the dress anymore. You will only wear that dress ounce.
D-Day: Goes back to his computer. He closes the internet explorer on facebook. He then opens one of his drawers on his computer desk. He pulles out a DVD and sticks it in his computer. He waits for the disc to load. I even have all of the matches every wrestler has fought me. D-Day gentle grabs the mouse and moves the cursor to the play arrow on the video thread. He clicks the left of the mouse. The camera closes up on the monitor.
Zach Davis: And now, time for our match to crown the first Television Champion!
Shannan Lerch: I hope Anastasia Petrova wins. Girl power and all that, whooo!
Dead and Gone by T.I. ft Juston Timberlake plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.
Luscious Jackson: Here's D-Day, who almost didn't make it to this match but he got lucky when Apollo got fired.
Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!
Zach Davis: Anastasia Petrova, a breakout star here in WCF.
The bell rings. The two of them circle, apprehensive of one another, and tie up in the middle of the ring. D-Day overpowers her and pushes her into a corner, and the ref calls for a break. D-Day moves back and gives Petrova the clean break, as ordered. They then tie up again, and this time Petrova hits a Drop Toehold. She goes to drop an elbow on him, but he rolls away. He gets back up and throws her to the ropes, and as she comes back he picks her up and hits a Backbreaker!
Shannan Lerch: Damn, great move by D-Day.
D-Day picks her back up and then hits ANOTHER Backbreaker! Anastasia falls to the mat, clutching her back in pain.
Zach Davis: Not looking good for Petrova here, she's hurt.
D-Day then begins climbing to the top rope. He gets there and raises his arms, getting boos from the crowd, before flying off and hitting a Frogsplash!
Luscious Jackson: Beaaautiful move!
This results in a pin.
One!
Two!
No! Petrova kicks out!
Zach Davis: That kickout must've taken a lot of strength; Petrova wants to be the Television Champion!
D-Day decides that if two Backbreakers were effective, two Frogsplashes will be too. He climbs to the top and again taunts, getting boos, and flies off... but this time Petrova gets her knees up! D-Day flies into them, then rolls away, holding his stomach in pain! The crowd pops.
Shannan Lerch: This could be time for Anastasia's comeback!
Anastasia gets up as D-Day does and hits him with a Headbutt. D-Day reels back, Anastasia hits him with several punches before DDTing him to the mat! The crowd cheers!
Luscious Jackson: They love Anastasia Petrova! And so do I. Damn, look at that girl.
Petrova looks down at D-Day, backs up, bounces off the ropes... and hits a Leg Drop! She stays down, effectively pinning him.
One!
Two!
No, D-Day powers out, moving Petrova off of him. She again picks him up, and this time she goes for an RKO!
Zach Davis: She calls that the Rasputin!
But no, D-Day pushes Petrova off! She hits the turnbuckle front first, and D-Day grabs her from behind and hits a huge German Suplex into bridge pin! The crowd pops for the move and the ref drops to count.
One!
Two!
NO! Petrova kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: YAY!
Luscious Jackson: VERY close call, daaamn.
Both wrestlers lay on the mat for several seconds. D-Day is the first one up, and he starts picking Petrova up with him. He's about to hit a move, but she pushes him away, grabs his head... and hits her Rasputin!! The crowd cheers like crazy!
Zach Davis: THIS IS IT! WE HAVE OUR CHAMPION!
Petrova pins!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! D-Day kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Whaatt?!
Luscious Jackson: So close again, DAAMN!
Zach Davis: And just think, whoever wins this belt has to defend their Title on every single show after this.. geez.
Again, both wrestlers lay on the mat, both pretty exhausted. Both of them work their way to their feet, throw punches at one another... Petrova kicks D-Day, and then hits the Cold War! She quickly pins him!
One!
Two!
Three!
Shannan Lerch: YAAAYY!!
Luscious Jackson: We have our first Television Champion, and she is Anastasia Petrova!
The ref hands Petrova the belt, which she puts around her waist. She jumps up and down, happily, entertaining the male audience. She then pulls out a flask and has a victory drink.
Zach Davis: Good job, Anastasia Petrova, good job.
Petrova heads to the back, wearing her gold.
D-Day looks back at the camera and speaks once again.
D-Day: Remember that match I do just like it was yesterday. I will be seeing you in the ring Anastasia. Only this time the out come will be different. Now excuse me I have some work to do.
The scene ends with D-Day swinging his chair back his computer and typing like crazy on the key board.
D-Day: Behold. My opponent for this Monday’s Slam. Yes she is quit beautiful, and I never in my life has hit any women besides when I faced her for the TV title. I hated that day not just because I lost the match, but also because I hit Anastasia Petrova. You may think I am crazy but I know I am a gentleman. I will not be hitting her Monday, if I wasn’t angry at her stable called Anti ToT. Ok first of all grow up people. I have the most respect for Logan. I only have one question to ask you Logan, what are you thinking? Now for the ToT, you men have made a reputation in the WCF you will become unstoppable, maybe. I think it is cute that Logan and the other Anti ToT members listen to me. You guys will have no chance at beating the ToT. Once they recruit Slickie T, they will be unstoppable. All I can do is just laugh at you guys. You think you can beat the World Champions recruits including the TV title holder. You may have the United States Champion Logan and the Hardcore Champion Slaughter.
D-Day spins in his chair back to the computer. He puts Anastasia’s picture on the screen. Now let’s get back on topic. Anastasia you may have beat me in the past. Now I will be ready for you. When I see you I see a beautiful woman to clean to get a little dirty. The WCF is not a beauty contest it is wrestling. So you may be looking for a dress to look nice in while the match is going on. You will soon learn that you will not need the dress anymore. You will only wear that dress ounce.
D-Day: Goes back to his computer. He closes the internet explorer on facebook. He then opens one of his drawers on his computer desk. He pulles out a DVD and sticks it in his computer. He waits for the disc to load. I even have all of the matches every wrestler has fought me. D-Day gentle grabs the mouse and moves the cursor to the play arrow on the video thread. He clicks the left of the mouse. The camera closes up on the monitor.
Zach Davis: And now, time for our match to crown the first Television Champion!
Shannan Lerch: I hope Anastasia Petrova wins. Girl power and all that, whooo!
Dead and Gone by T.I. ft Juston Timberlake plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.
Luscious Jackson: Here's D-Day, who almost didn't make it to this match but he got lucky when Apollo got fired.
Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!
Zach Davis: Anastasia Petrova, a breakout star here in WCF.
The bell rings. The two of them circle, apprehensive of one another, and tie up in the middle of the ring. D-Day overpowers her and pushes her into a corner, and the ref calls for a break. D-Day moves back and gives Petrova the clean break, as ordered. They then tie up again, and this time Petrova hits a Drop Toehold. She goes to drop an elbow on him, but he rolls away. He gets back up and throws her to the ropes, and as she comes back he picks her up and hits a Backbreaker!
Shannan Lerch: Damn, great move by D-Day.
D-Day picks her back up and then hits ANOTHER Backbreaker! Anastasia falls to the mat, clutching her back in pain.
Zach Davis: Not looking good for Petrova here, she's hurt.
D-Day then begins climbing to the top rope. He gets there and raises his arms, getting boos from the crowd, before flying off and hitting a Frogsplash!
Luscious Jackson: Beaaautiful move!
This results in a pin.
One!
Two!
No! Petrova kicks out!
Zach Davis: That kickout must've taken a lot of strength; Petrova wants to be the Television Champion!
D-Day decides that if two Backbreakers were effective, two Frogsplashes will be too. He climbs to the top and again taunts, getting boos, and flies off... but this time Petrova gets her knees up! D-Day flies into them, then rolls away, holding his stomach in pain! The crowd pops.
Shannan Lerch: This could be time for Anastasia's comeback!
Anastasia gets up as D-Day does and hits him with a Headbutt. D-Day reels back, Anastasia hits him with several punches before DDTing him to the mat! The crowd cheers!
Luscious Jackson: They love Anastasia Petrova! And so do I. Damn, look at that girl.
Petrova looks down at D-Day, backs up, bounces off the ropes... and hits a Leg Drop! She stays down, effectively pinning him.
One!
Two!
No, D-Day powers out, moving Petrova off of him. She again picks him up, and this time she goes for an RKO!
Zach Davis: She calls that the Rasputin!
But no, D-Day pushes Petrova off! She hits the turnbuckle front first, and D-Day grabs her from behind and hits a huge German Suplex into bridge pin! The crowd pops for the move and the ref drops to count.
One!
Two!
NO! Petrova kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: YAY!
Luscious Jackson: VERY close call, daaamn.
Both wrestlers lay on the mat for several seconds. D-Day is the first one up, and he starts picking Petrova up with him. He's about to hit a move, but she pushes him away, grabs his head... and hits her Rasputin!! The crowd cheers like crazy!
Zach Davis: THIS IS IT! WE HAVE OUR CHAMPION!
Petrova pins!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! D-Day kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Whaatt?!
Luscious Jackson: So close again, DAAMN!
Zach Davis: And just think, whoever wins this belt has to defend their Title on every single show after this.. geez.
Again, both wrestlers lay on the mat, both pretty exhausted. Both of them work their way to their feet, throw punches at one another... Petrova kicks D-Day, and then hits the Cold War! She quickly pins him!
One!
Two!
Three!
Shannan Lerch: YAAAYY!!
Luscious Jackson: We have our first Television Champion, and she is Anastasia Petrova!
The ref hands Petrova the belt, which she puts around her waist. She jumps up and down, happily, entertaining the male audience. She then pulls out a flask and has a victory drink.
Zach Davis: Good job, Anastasia Petrova, good job.
Petrova heads to the back, wearing her gold.
D-Day looks back at the camera and speaks once again.
D-Day: Remember that match I do just like it was yesterday. I will be seeing you in the ring Anastasia. Only this time the out come will be different. Now excuse me I have some work to do.
The scene ends with D-Day swinging his chair back his computer and typing like crazy on the key board.
