Post by bigtimejerks on Oct 21, 2009 0:52:39 GMT -5
Scene-Chicago,Illinois
The red 2010 Chevy HHR SS is parked in front of Solider Field. The Big Time Jerks are all standing around the HHR in Dallas Cowboys jackets and Nike shades on.
Adam-We have many things to address here today, The Superfans, the World tag team titles, the World title, ToT, and the TV title. We shall start off with the World title.
Austin-Well Torture your not as good as you thought you are, I walked into Mankato and beat your ass son. I had you fucking dead and gone. Then your little meon comes out and takes the World title out of my hands. Torture rest assured I'm coming back for that strap son. If Slickie T doesn't take it away from you I sure as hell will the second time around. If ToT hadn't of gotten involved in the match I would be standing here right now wth the WCF World title in my hands and you know thats true. Your boy Death comes down and saves your fucking ass from sure defeat at my hands. My brothers here come down to make sure its back to fair game and you collect a cheap win with not one but both your feet up on the ropes. You have now found the man who can take that ten pounds of gold off your hands and it scares you don't it.
Alex-Jay Price and that bitch welcome to hell courtesy of a 187. A Clockwork Orange match and you actually had no idea that the man you loves to go hardcore would be in it did ya. The man from the 409 makes his first appearance inside a WCF ring and its twice in one night. Once later on with my crew and before that in a three way dance for the WCF TV title. What a way to introduce the WCF to the most violent man it has ever seen than with trash cans, crutches, baseball bats and anything else that can be attached to a steel fence on one side of the ring. I assure you blood will flow like the river Jordan.
Adam-Now as of a couple of days ago the Superfans have left WCF not cause they are affraid of Torture or Slickie T but because they know the Big Time Jerks would have their heads on a plate one way or another.This right here will be the one and only time we address those sorry sacks of shit. Marc and Mark be glad you left cause we where going to do things to you guys only real sick bastards even have thoughts about. See my girl Alyssa was so pissed off she called her half brother and paid him a hell of alot of money to come to WCF to just fuck the two of you up. See I've been know to fuck up and almost kill even my own best friend, I still love ya Moondog. One day around the way our paths will cross and the bill will be paid in full and you can take that to the bank cuz. Now onto Helloween and our match with Truth Addiction and Jimmy Dean, what can I say about this trio.
Austin-Not much seeing as we have surpassed them into stardom in the WCF and these guys have been no wheres. We have been in the main events on the last two WCF shows and where have you guys been. came closer than anyone to ripping those WCF tag straps away from the no class clowns and I was one eyelash away from being your World champion.
Alex-No add in the fact of techinical guru and the powerhouse they have a hardcore physchopath in me. That right there is a mixture of pure hell for you three come Helloween.
Alyssa-The cast is all here and the WCF is in for the season of Pain.
The red 2010 Chevy HHR SS is parked in front of Solider Field. The Big Time Jerks are all standing around the HHR in Dallas Cowboys jackets and Nike shades on.
Adam-We have many things to address here today, The Superfans, the World tag team titles, the World title, ToT, and the TV title. We shall start off with the World title.
Austin-Well Torture your not as good as you thought you are, I walked into Mankato and beat your ass son. I had you fucking dead and gone. Then your little meon comes out and takes the World title out of my hands. Torture rest assured I'm coming back for that strap son. If Slickie T doesn't take it away from you I sure as hell will the second time around. If ToT hadn't of gotten involved in the match I would be standing here right now wth the WCF World title in my hands and you know thats true. Your boy Death comes down and saves your fucking ass from sure defeat at my hands. My brothers here come down to make sure its back to fair game and you collect a cheap win with not one but both your feet up on the ropes. You have now found the man who can take that ten pounds of gold off your hands and it scares you don't it.
Alex-Jay Price and that bitch welcome to hell courtesy of a 187. A Clockwork Orange match and you actually had no idea that the man you loves to go hardcore would be in it did ya. The man from the 409 makes his first appearance inside a WCF ring and its twice in one night. Once later on with my crew and before that in a three way dance for the WCF TV title. What a way to introduce the WCF to the most violent man it has ever seen than with trash cans, crutches, baseball bats and anything else that can be attached to a steel fence on one side of the ring. I assure you blood will flow like the river Jordan.
Adam-Now as of a couple of days ago the Superfans have left WCF not cause they are affraid of Torture or Slickie T but because they know the Big Time Jerks would have their heads on a plate one way or another.This right here will be the one and only time we address those sorry sacks of shit. Marc and Mark be glad you left cause we where going to do things to you guys only real sick bastards even have thoughts about. See my girl Alyssa was so pissed off she called her half brother and paid him a hell of alot of money to come to WCF to just fuck the two of you up. See I've been know to fuck up and almost kill even my own best friend, I still love ya Moondog. One day around the way our paths will cross and the bill will be paid in full and you can take that to the bank cuz. Now onto Helloween and our match with Truth Addiction and Jimmy Dean, what can I say about this trio.
Austin-Not much seeing as we have surpassed them into stardom in the WCF and these guys have been no wheres. We have been in the main events on the last two WCF shows and where have you guys been. came closer than anyone to ripping those WCF tag straps away from the no class clowns and I was one eyelash away from being your World champion.
Alex-No add in the fact of techinical guru and the powerhouse they have a hardcore physchopath in me. That right there is a mixture of pure hell for you three come Helloween.
Alyssa-The cast is all here and the WCF is in for the season of Pain.
