Post by Logan on Oct 19, 2009 9:57:31 GMT -5
Coming back into his locker room, Logan watches the television across the room play Doc Henry's promo. During the end of it, he can't help but hold a hand over his mouth and laugh. He soon regains a bit of composure, furrows his brows, and speaks.
Logan: The friendly butting of heads has evolved. Today, I no longer think I'll shake hands with Doc and pat him on the back with wishes of good luck. No, today, Henry and I are going to take a little trip! M'hm, we'll be taking a vacation. Okay, Doc? Dress warm for me. Please, dress boudley warm for me, we're going to Connector City. Population; you, me.
Taking full of advantage of a chalk board hung up on the wall, Logan scuffles over to it with a handful of sharpie.
Logan: Being that we share somewhat of a mutual respect for one another, I'm going to generously give you directions. It's not very hard to get lost-- it's basically a straight shot.
Doodling an image of Doc Henry, Logan draws what appears to be a street line that follows to the back of the sketches neck.
Logan: First.. we go here, to sleeper town. Now, this is where you ironically may not want to fall asleep, you'll want to be fully aware of the next turn.
He continues doodling complex lines around the Henry picture.
Logan: Paying attention? You take a left at Impact avenue, keep your trap shut for that right turn on Boudle lane, then, conveniently.. you'll find yourself entering the greatest city in the world. You should be thankful, I'm giving you a short cut. Not too many visitors know this route. Now you do! Maybe down the road, when someone else wants to take a trip, you can tell them the directions and then, Doc, then.. you can tell them a visit isn't worth it. Is it, Doc? I know in just a few weeks time we're both scheduled to face the ToT, we'll both be on the same side of the ring, given that.. do you really need to take a trip before that happens? As a future tag partner of mine, I'd advise against it. But guess what? I don't think I care. Despite the circumstances, I don't see much of a difference in giving you a Connector then giving Jay Price a Connector. You're both boudles to me, the only thing that differs is that one of you wear a shirt that reads 'ToT'. Now that we've got that out of the way, let me ask you this, Doc, what the hell is a Jackpot? This is some move you have planned that you believe will make me submit-- tap out, right? You're saying, that, maybe, I'll win the lottery the today? M'm.. do I have good odds? Yeah? Doc, I want to win big, I want to win the lottery. Give me the Jackpot, make me etch across the ring looking for a rope to grab, give me that damned lottery.
Feeling satisfied, Logan nods, and begins doodling a hotdog next to the Doc Henry sketch. The scene fades out.
Logan: The friendly butting of heads has evolved. Today, I no longer think I'll shake hands with Doc and pat him on the back with wishes of good luck. No, today, Henry and I are going to take a little trip! M'hm, we'll be taking a vacation. Okay, Doc? Dress warm for me. Please, dress boudley warm for me, we're going to Connector City. Population; you, me.
Taking full of advantage of a chalk board hung up on the wall, Logan scuffles over to it with a handful of sharpie.
Logan: Being that we share somewhat of a mutual respect for one another, I'm going to generously give you directions. It's not very hard to get lost-- it's basically a straight shot.
Doodling an image of Doc Henry, Logan draws what appears to be a street line that follows to the back of the sketches neck.
Logan: First.. we go here, to sleeper town. Now, this is where you ironically may not want to fall asleep, you'll want to be fully aware of the next turn.
He continues doodling complex lines around the Henry picture.
Logan: Paying attention? You take a left at Impact avenue, keep your trap shut for that right turn on Boudle lane, then, conveniently.. you'll find yourself entering the greatest city in the world. You should be thankful, I'm giving you a short cut. Not too many visitors know this route. Now you do! Maybe down the road, when someone else wants to take a trip, you can tell them the directions and then, Doc, then.. you can tell them a visit isn't worth it. Is it, Doc? I know in just a few weeks time we're both scheduled to face the ToT, we'll both be on the same side of the ring, given that.. do you really need to take a trip before that happens? As a future tag partner of mine, I'd advise against it. But guess what? I don't think I care. Despite the circumstances, I don't see much of a difference in giving you a Connector then giving Jay Price a Connector. You're both boudles to me, the only thing that differs is that one of you wear a shirt that reads 'ToT'. Now that we've got that out of the way, let me ask you this, Doc, what the hell is a Jackpot? This is some move you have planned that you believe will make me submit-- tap out, right? You're saying, that, maybe, I'll win the lottery the today? M'm.. do I have good odds? Yeah? Doc, I want to win big, I want to win the lottery. Give me the Jackpot, make me etch across the ring looking for a rope to grab, give me that damned lottery.
Feeling satisfied, Logan nods, and begins doodling a hotdog next to the Doc Henry sketch. The scene fades out.
