Post by logan on Jul 12, 2006 20:30:58 GMT -5
Musical promos OWN
The scene opens up, with Logan, and Linda (blow up doll) skipping down the hall way singing "Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure.
Logan: I don't care if Monday's blue.
Logan, and Linda continue skipping down the hallway in the backstage area of WCF.
Logan: Tuesdays grey, and Wednesday too.
Logan skips by a janitor, shoving his hand out, and knocking him over as he continues skipping.
Logan: Thursday I don't care about you.
Logan stops, holding Linda in his arms as he slowly leans in going for a kiss.
Logan: It's Friday, I'm in love.
Just before he can go for the kiss, Joe Smith comes skipping around the corner.
Joe Smith: Monday you can fall apart.
Seth Lerch peaks his head out of a locker room door.
Seth Lerch: Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart.
The cameras switch to the announcers booth.
Shannan Lerch, and Zach Davis: Thursdays don't even in start.
The cameras switch back to Logan, leaning into Linda before he goes for the magical kiss.
Logan: It's Friday, I'm in love.
Logan looks around, the musical scene coming to a halt. Joe Smith stares at Logan.
Joe Smith: Well...?
Logan pulls her back up, deciding not to go for the kiss.
Logan: Maybe later, huh hunny?
Logan plants a kiss on her cheek.
Joe Smith: Logan, you've had some insane matches with WCF over the years, you've said it all, won them all, but just when I think you've done it all.. I'm wrong. What in the hell are you doing?
Logan: Huh?
Joe Smith: You've been walking around with a blowup doll ALL week.
Logan looks offended.
Logan: You think MY girlfriend looks like a blowup doll?!
Joe Smith: I'm not saying she looks like one, she is--
Logan: SHUT UP! You know what, damnit..
Logan sighs.
Logan: Just, damnit!
Logan stomps around, carrying Linda sideways under his arm.
Logan: Damnit! Damnit! SHUT UP! Why is everyone jealous of me? I'll never understand it. Oh..
Logan's voice changes to a mocking tune.
Logan: Oh, look at Logan.. always Mr. Main Event, always with the success, the guy with the huge hotdog treachery thingy, oh.. oh.. look at Logan, kissing Seth's ass for title shots, oh oh.. look at Logan with linda..
Joe Smith stares at Logan.
Logan: Oh, Logan thinks hes so cool because he has a Lindy, and we don't.. Eh, SHUT UP! I'm tired of hearing this crap. I've got this far for one reason, and one reason only.. I'm The Face of F'N Treachery. I do what I got to do to get to the top, I never disappoint. I make them boudles come pay to see me rather they love me, or hate me. And now, I got this beautiful blondie next to me.. so what, now their jealous of that too? Oh right, I can't have it all? I can't help the fact that I'm good looking, and dangerously sexy. What can I say? Chicks dig treachery.
Joe Smith: No. Your doing this because you thought the headline for Sunday met that everyone in matches were single. So, you wanting to be better, or different from everyone else went ahead, and got yourself a girlfriend. But this is what I'm trying to get across your head Logan, she's not REAL!
Logan: What makes you think that?
Joe Smith: Ah.. just look at her face.
The camera zooms in on her face, her lipstick smeared, and a facial expression that never goes away.
Logan: She's smiling, look at her. So what? She's always happy. She is with me, afterall.
Joe Smith: Oh, right.. and where did you two love birds happen to meet?
Logan: Well, I bought her, err.. I mean, we actually met in a sex shop.
Joe Smith: What a coincidence.
Logan: You know what Joe, I don't think we have time to dig into my life over here. This isn't no boudle A&E biography. I'd rather talk about Nate Nytro, okay?
Joe Smith: Yeah, o--
Logan: SHUT UP! Now, like I was saying.. Nate Crapo, get down to the questions boudle.
Joe Smith: Nate Nytro is going to be a challenge this week, and many people are looking for you two to collide. Do you have any thoughts on the outcome of this match?
Logan looks at Joe like he's stupid.
Logan: You've got to be f'n kidding me. You want MY thoughts on the outcome? What outcome? Nate Nytro is getting beat. Hear me? No? Yes? Want me to just break that down for you? Connector. One. Two. Three.
Joe Smith: Well, you hear that folks. We've just gotten Logan's prediction for his match against Nate Nytro. Connector. One. Two. Three. See at Sunday Slam.
Logan: Ahem, boudle.
Joe Smith: Uh, what.
Logan: Does it look like I've been on air long enough?
Joe Smith: Yeah..?
Logan: SHUT UP! More questions.
Joe Smith: Gosh, okay. What do you take to Nate's silence this week?
Logan: Doesn't bother me one bit, I'd rather not hear the boudle flap his gums. But that's fine Nate Nytro, if you don't have anything to say, or your just too scared to even mention my name.. then don't bother. It's fine man, everyone understands. It's not like somebody to just run their mouth about me, because we usually know what happens. But yeah Nate, it's alright boudle cakes. It's okay to be scared. You can hide behind your little world champion, and your thieving title friend. I'm sure you, and The New Dynasty of Nothing have a good reason to fear me. I mean really, do any of you boudles see this coming? I'm climbing my way back to the top, so eventually I'm going to have to wrestle all of you at some point. That's one, by one. Nate Nytro being the first boudle off the list, oh, and what a boudle he is. Nate, your the weakest of the group.. I'm sure everyone has figured that out. So, it shouldn't be much of a problem stepping over you, and climbing up that ladder of glory. Who would be next in The Dynasty? More than likely, Creeping Death. I'm going to be perfectly honest about him, he's good. What can I say? But wait, he's not no Logan. I'm sure we all know that. Me, and ole Creeps have been in a couple of off the way matches, both getting a few over each other. Well, I like fighting Creeping Death. It's no lie. I enjoy stepping into the ring with him. I'm sure we'll meet again sometime down the road, but maybe we should just get on to the next Dynasty boudle. Torture, the WCF world champion. I just don't know if he realizes that he's wearing MY world championship. That title belt was stolen from me, by that sorry basterd Reckless Jack. So what do I really think about you, Tort? Boudle. But hey, you've earned your spot unlike some of the few champions behind you. I really don't know what the hell happened when I was away from the ring, but the WCF title got passed around like a cheap French whore. But yeah Tort, it doesn't matter to me rather Reckless Jack beats you, or you beat him.. either way I'm getting that title back when the time comes. As much as I'd love to whoop Jack's ass one more time, I'm sure it'd be more sweet if I stepped into the ring with you.. Torture. Is that something you've dreamed about? Hm? Torture beating WCF's golden star? Torture finally completing the list of the so called "legends"? Let's just put it this way, when, or if that day ever comes where we meet in the ring.. it's going to be an honor giving you your first real loss. Well, that's if you don't get beat by any boudles till then.
Logan sighs.
Logan: What else is their to say.. ? Nate Nytro is a boudle.
Logan walks off down the hall, with Linda, as the scene fades out.
The scene opens up, with Logan, and Linda (blow up doll) skipping down the hall way singing "Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure.
Logan: I don't care if Monday's blue.
Logan, and Linda continue skipping down the hallway in the backstage area of WCF.
Logan: Tuesdays grey, and Wednesday too.
Logan skips by a janitor, shoving his hand out, and knocking him over as he continues skipping.
Logan: Thursday I don't care about you.
Logan stops, holding Linda in his arms as he slowly leans in going for a kiss.
Logan: It's Friday, I'm in love.
Just before he can go for the kiss, Joe Smith comes skipping around the corner.
Joe Smith: Monday you can fall apart.
Seth Lerch peaks his head out of a locker room door.
Seth Lerch: Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart.
The cameras switch to the announcers booth.
Shannan Lerch, and Zach Davis: Thursdays don't even in start.
The cameras switch back to Logan, leaning into Linda before he goes for the magical kiss.
Logan: It's Friday, I'm in love.
Logan looks around, the musical scene coming to a halt. Joe Smith stares at Logan.
Joe Smith: Well...?
Logan pulls her back up, deciding not to go for the kiss.
Logan: Maybe later, huh hunny?
Logan plants a kiss on her cheek.
Joe Smith: Logan, you've had some insane matches with WCF over the years, you've said it all, won them all, but just when I think you've done it all.. I'm wrong. What in the hell are you doing?
Logan: Huh?
Joe Smith: You've been walking around with a blowup doll ALL week.
Logan looks offended.
Logan: You think MY girlfriend looks like a blowup doll?!
Joe Smith: I'm not saying she looks like one, she is--
Logan: SHUT UP! You know what, damnit..
Logan sighs.
Logan: Just, damnit!
Logan stomps around, carrying Linda sideways under his arm.
Logan: Damnit! Damnit! SHUT UP! Why is everyone jealous of me? I'll never understand it. Oh..
Logan's voice changes to a mocking tune.
Logan: Oh, look at Logan.. always Mr. Main Event, always with the success, the guy with the huge hotdog treachery thingy, oh.. oh.. look at Logan, kissing Seth's ass for title shots, oh oh.. look at Logan with linda..
Joe Smith stares at Logan.
Logan: Oh, Logan thinks hes so cool because he has a Lindy, and we don't.. Eh, SHUT UP! I'm tired of hearing this crap. I've got this far for one reason, and one reason only.. I'm The Face of F'N Treachery. I do what I got to do to get to the top, I never disappoint. I make them boudles come pay to see me rather they love me, or hate me. And now, I got this beautiful blondie next to me.. so what, now their jealous of that too? Oh right, I can't have it all? I can't help the fact that I'm good looking, and dangerously sexy. What can I say? Chicks dig treachery.
Joe Smith: No. Your doing this because you thought the headline for Sunday met that everyone in matches were single. So, you wanting to be better, or different from everyone else went ahead, and got yourself a girlfriend. But this is what I'm trying to get across your head Logan, she's not REAL!
Logan: What makes you think that?
Joe Smith: Ah.. just look at her face.
The camera zooms in on her face, her lipstick smeared, and a facial expression that never goes away.
Logan: She's smiling, look at her. So what? She's always happy. She is with me, afterall.
Joe Smith: Oh, right.. and where did you two love birds happen to meet?
Logan: Well, I bought her, err.. I mean, we actually met in a sex shop.
Joe Smith: What a coincidence.
Logan: You know what Joe, I don't think we have time to dig into my life over here. This isn't no boudle A&E biography. I'd rather talk about Nate Nytro, okay?
Joe Smith: Yeah, o--
Logan: SHUT UP! Now, like I was saying.. Nate Crapo, get down to the questions boudle.
Joe Smith: Nate Nytro is going to be a challenge this week, and many people are looking for you two to collide. Do you have any thoughts on the outcome of this match?
Logan looks at Joe like he's stupid.
Logan: You've got to be f'n kidding me. You want MY thoughts on the outcome? What outcome? Nate Nytro is getting beat. Hear me? No? Yes? Want me to just break that down for you? Connector. One. Two. Three.
Joe Smith: Well, you hear that folks. We've just gotten Logan's prediction for his match against Nate Nytro. Connector. One. Two. Three. See at Sunday Slam.
Logan: Ahem, boudle.
Joe Smith: Uh, what.
Logan: Does it look like I've been on air long enough?
Joe Smith: Yeah..?
Logan: SHUT UP! More questions.
Joe Smith: Gosh, okay. What do you take to Nate's silence this week?
Logan: Doesn't bother me one bit, I'd rather not hear the boudle flap his gums. But that's fine Nate Nytro, if you don't have anything to say, or your just too scared to even mention my name.. then don't bother. It's fine man, everyone understands. It's not like somebody to just run their mouth about me, because we usually know what happens. But yeah Nate, it's alright boudle cakes. It's okay to be scared. You can hide behind your little world champion, and your thieving title friend. I'm sure you, and The New Dynasty of Nothing have a good reason to fear me. I mean really, do any of you boudles see this coming? I'm climbing my way back to the top, so eventually I'm going to have to wrestle all of you at some point. That's one, by one. Nate Nytro being the first boudle off the list, oh, and what a boudle he is. Nate, your the weakest of the group.. I'm sure everyone has figured that out. So, it shouldn't be much of a problem stepping over you, and climbing up that ladder of glory. Who would be next in The Dynasty? More than likely, Creeping Death. I'm going to be perfectly honest about him, he's good. What can I say? But wait, he's not no Logan. I'm sure we all know that. Me, and ole Creeps have been in a couple of off the way matches, both getting a few over each other. Well, I like fighting Creeping Death. It's no lie. I enjoy stepping into the ring with him. I'm sure we'll meet again sometime down the road, but maybe we should just get on to the next Dynasty boudle. Torture, the WCF world champion. I just don't know if he realizes that he's wearing MY world championship. That title belt was stolen from me, by that sorry basterd Reckless Jack. So what do I really think about you, Tort? Boudle. But hey, you've earned your spot unlike some of the few champions behind you. I really don't know what the hell happened when I was away from the ring, but the WCF title got passed around like a cheap French whore. But yeah Tort, it doesn't matter to me rather Reckless Jack beats you, or you beat him.. either way I'm getting that title back when the time comes. As much as I'd love to whoop Jack's ass one more time, I'm sure it'd be more sweet if I stepped into the ring with you.. Torture. Is that something you've dreamed about? Hm? Torture beating WCF's golden star? Torture finally completing the list of the so called "legends"? Let's just put it this way, when, or if that day ever comes where we meet in the ring.. it's going to be an honor giving you your first real loss. Well, that's if you don't get beat by any boudles till then.
Logan sighs.
Logan: What else is their to say.. ? Nate Nytro is a boudle.
Logan walks off down the hall, with Linda, as the scene fades out.
