Post by Oblivion on Oct 16, 2009 16:19:34 GMT -5
(This story begins in an average home in an average neighborhood, in an average town. It is bedtime for the Jones' family and Mrs. Jones is upstairs getting ready to read little Timmy Jones a bedtime story, as Mr. Jones, little Timmy's stepfather, is finishing up the dinner dishes. Mr. Jones, whose first name is David. David Jones is an accountant. He is a minuscule man. David is barely stands five feet and is very skinny. He could eat a horse and not gain a pound. He adheres to everything his wife, Sally says. Sally Jones is not too much taller than David and she as skinny. Sally and David never scream, they do have their differences, but they never agrue. They are a bit anal- retentive. Everything has it's place and everything has to be in a certain way, or it's not right. They are both college educated and a tad snobbish. But, Little Timmy is a bit different. He is bold and fearless. He says he is not afraid of anything. He says, when he grows up he wants to be a fire-fighter. Timmy is six years old and is wearing little feet pajamas, that has Transformers all over his pjs. The little boy had just taken his bath after some play time. The rules were after school was homework, then he could play with his friends before dinner. After dinner was family time, where the Jones' play games or sing songs. They might watch a movie, then it's bedtime. Little Timmy is all snug in his bed. His mother begins the story...)
Mrs. Jones: Are you all tucked in, Timmy?
Timmy: Yes I am, mommy.
Mrs. Jones: Okay. I have a new story.
Timmy: Yay-ay-ay!! What kind of story are you going to read to me tonight, mommy?
Mrs. Jones: This story is about a Prince who thinks he is a King. And he has to fight this green colored monster, that was covered in blood. This monster's name was Celadon Grippe. This monster was not too big, well not in monster standards, but it was big enough to cause a lot of damage. He had a healthy appitite for eating and would devour everything in sight...
Timmy: Shellydon Gripe sounds scary, mommy.
Mrs. Jones: Celadon Grippe is his name, Timmy. Celadon Grippe.
Timmy: What does Celadon Grippe mean, mommy?
( Mrs. Jones grabs a dictionary and looks up the word Celadon.)
Mrs. Jones: Well if I know my colors. I think Celadon is a green color. And the word Grippe means...
( Mrs. Jones looks up the word Grippe.)
Mrs. Jones: Grippe is a contagious disease.
Timmy: Celadon Grippe means green disease. Ew-w-w-w!!! He's green and full of blood and disease?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear. He's sounds disgusting, huh?
Timmy: Yes, mommy. Tell me more about the Prince.
Mrs. Jones: Well, the Prince has to find a friend who can protect him, because the Prince cannot fight very well, but his friend can, who will try to protect the Prince against Celadon Grippe. Grippe has a friend. His name is Nivek Stiffover. Stiffover is from the land of the orioles and the ravens. He is somewhat taller than Grippe and weighed much much more than Grippe. Stiffover is not a monster, but an misunderstood individual who has the ability of mimicry...
Timmy: He has many disguises?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear.
Timmy: This sounds like fun, mommy!! Read me more!! Read me more!!
Mrs. Jones: Nevik Stiffover keeps to himself. The ones who he thought were his allies, turned out to be his enemies. So he is jaded.
Timmy: What does jaded mean?
Mrs. Jones: It means tired or burned-out.
Timmy: Okay, continue.
Mrs. Jones: Once upon a time, from a land not so far away, there is a Prince, who thinks himself as a King.
Timmy: Mommy?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, honey?
Timmy: I have to go potty. Real bad!!
Mrs. Jones: Well, hurry!! You should of told me, before you got all tucked in.
(Little Timmy scrambles out of bed and scurries out of his bedroom. The little boy's feet pajamas are scuffing against the carpet, until he meets up with the...)
WHOOPS
(...the tiled floor in the hallway, leading to the main bathroom.)
Timmy: OW!! MOMMY!!
(Mrs. Jones Hurries to her fallen little boy.)
Mrs. Jones: Are you okay?
Timmy: Yea, mommy. But, I still have to go pee-pee.
Mrs. Jones: Well, I guess you better hurry. But, be careful this time.
Timmy: Okay, mommy.
(Little Timmy hurries to the bathroom and slightly closes the bathroom door. Mrs. Jones goes back to the bedroom.)
Mrs. Jones: Are you okay, Timmy?
Timmy: Yes, mommy.
(Little Timmy leaves the bathroom, with his pajamas half unzippedand walks into his bedroom.)
Mrs. Jones: Did you wash your hands?
(Little Timmy turns around and leaves his bedroom and goes back into the bathroom. Mrs. Jones can hear the sound of Timmy using the hand soap and the sound of water. Timmy leaves the bathroom...)
Mrs. Jones: Make sure you dry your hands.
(Timmy turns around and hurries back to the bathroom and dries his hands. Timmy hurries back to his bedroom and into his bed.)
Timmy: Tuck me in.
Mrs. Jones: Okay, then it`s story time. You need your sleep. Okay where was I?
Timmy: The Prince who thinks he is a King.
Mrs. Jones: Oh-kay. Once upon a time, from a land not so far away...
Timmy: No, go past that part.
Mrs. Jones: Okay. The Prince is not too tall. In fact, his height is average amongst others in his land. There are many many men who are much taller than the young Prince.
Timmy: But, mommy, how much does the King weigh?
Mrs. Jones: The Prince is much lighter than others in his new land. Some say, that the Prince is as light as a feather and is easy to push around. Children, in his land, have said that if a large breeze passes through, it would make the Prince would fly away. From the time when the Prince was a child to now, the Prince had been always teased and always been picked on.
All the people, in all the lands, would come into the kingdom and see the Prince who pretends to be a King. It's been said, that people can be mean and cruel. So. mean and cruel that it can have an direct effect on a person's psyche. The Prince has always been misunderstood. The people will not take time to understand the Prince. People have a hard time to understand how the wanna-be King. The Prince have tried to speak the new language, but has had trouble. That too gave the people an easy excuse, once again, to ridacule, the young Prince. But, NO MORE!!! The Prince Jimmy Dean "The one wants to be King" has a defender; a protector. That defender has a name and that name is.... "Superstar" Ace Slaughter. Ironically, Ace Slaughter since his arrival to the new land, were one of those those who taunted the young Prince. But one night and one night only The Prince Jimmy Dean will have help in his battle, his war against a monster, Celadon Grippe and his new friend
Timmy: Nivek Stiffover. Silly name.
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear. Now, listen. This monster is a disgusting creature. His hair full of blood and his clothes are torn and they are not even his. The Prince will fight this monster with the help of this large and strong defender. But, the monster, Celadon Grippe has help too. His name is Nevik Stiffover. They will battle The Prince on October 19th in the land of ten thousand lakes at the arena of Arena of Verizon. So the battle is set. The Prince Jacob Daniels and Ace Slaughter will fight Celadon Grippe and Nivek Stiffover in a battle, for the ages.
Timmy: I hope the good guys win. I want them to beat the mean Prince and his mean friend.
Mrs. Jones: Yes, me too, honey. Now, it's time for sleep.
Timmy: Aw-w-w mom.
Mrs. Jones: Don`t give me any trouble, Timmy. It's bedtime now.
Timmy: Okay, mommy. I love you.
Mrs. Jones: Me too, Timmy, me too. Now, get some sleep. I love you too.
Timmy: Okay, mommy.
(The story ends. And the book is closed, as Ace Slaughter is sitting on a small stool, sitting next to be a bed. The Prince Jimmy Dean is laying in the bed. Slaughter has just read the story of Little Timmy Jones and his family.[/color])
The Prince Jimmy Dean: Ace, that was a good story.
Ace Slaughter: Yes it was, Jimmy. Now, time to get some sleep. You need your strength for the big fight on Monday. We need all the strength we can get against Greenfever and Kevin Hardaway. NOW GET SOME SLEEP!!!
(Ace Slaughter turns to The Cameradude and puts his index finger across his mouth, to indicate to keep quiet.)
Ace Slaughter: Keep quiet, Cameradude. The Prince needs all his strength for the fight. And Greenfever and Kevin Hardaway. Get ready for the fight. I almost have The prince ready for war. And you haven't seen The Prince when he's very angry. He's a bit scary. You think I'm bad. He's dangerously insane. So fellas get ready for war!! Because, if you like us or you don't like us, by the end of Monday Night Slam, EVERYBODY is gonna respect The Prince Jimmy Dean and "Superstar" Ace Slaughter, and we are gonna show the entire wrestling world we are the best thing going today!!!
(Ace Slaughter then puts his hand over the camera's lens.)
Mrs. Jones: Are you all tucked in, Timmy?
Timmy: Yes I am, mommy.
Mrs. Jones: Okay. I have a new story.
Timmy: Yay-ay-ay!! What kind of story are you going to read to me tonight, mommy?
Mrs. Jones: This story is about a Prince who thinks he is a King. And he has to fight this green colored monster, that was covered in blood. This monster's name was Celadon Grippe. This monster was not too big, well not in monster standards, but it was big enough to cause a lot of damage. He had a healthy appitite for eating and would devour everything in sight...
Timmy: Shellydon Gripe sounds scary, mommy.
Mrs. Jones: Celadon Grippe is his name, Timmy. Celadon Grippe.
Timmy: What does Celadon Grippe mean, mommy?
( Mrs. Jones grabs a dictionary and looks up the word Celadon.)
Mrs. Jones: Well if I know my colors. I think Celadon is a green color. And the word Grippe means...
( Mrs. Jones looks up the word Grippe.)
Mrs. Jones: Grippe is a contagious disease.
Timmy: Celadon Grippe means green disease. Ew-w-w-w!!! He's green and full of blood and disease?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear. He's sounds disgusting, huh?
Timmy: Yes, mommy. Tell me more about the Prince.
Mrs. Jones: Well, the Prince has to find a friend who can protect him, because the Prince cannot fight very well, but his friend can, who will try to protect the Prince against Celadon Grippe. Grippe has a friend. His name is Nivek Stiffover. Stiffover is from the land of the orioles and the ravens. He is somewhat taller than Grippe and weighed much much more than Grippe. Stiffover is not a monster, but an misunderstood individual who has the ability of mimicry...
Timmy: He has many disguises?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear.
Timmy: This sounds like fun, mommy!! Read me more!! Read me more!!
Mrs. Jones: Nevik Stiffover keeps to himself. The ones who he thought were his allies, turned out to be his enemies. So he is jaded.
Timmy: What does jaded mean?
Mrs. Jones: It means tired or burned-out.
Timmy: Okay, continue.
Mrs. Jones: Once upon a time, from a land not so far away, there is a Prince, who thinks himself as a King.
Timmy: Mommy?
Mrs. Jones: Yes, honey?
Timmy: I have to go potty. Real bad!!
Mrs. Jones: Well, hurry!! You should of told me, before you got all tucked in.
(Little Timmy scrambles out of bed and scurries out of his bedroom. The little boy's feet pajamas are scuffing against the carpet, until he meets up with the...)
WHOOPS
(...the tiled floor in the hallway, leading to the main bathroom.)
Timmy: OW!! MOMMY!!
(Mrs. Jones Hurries to her fallen little boy.)
Mrs. Jones: Are you okay?
Timmy: Yea, mommy. But, I still have to go pee-pee.
Mrs. Jones: Well, I guess you better hurry. But, be careful this time.
Timmy: Okay, mommy.
(Little Timmy hurries to the bathroom and slightly closes the bathroom door. Mrs. Jones goes back to the bedroom.)
Mrs. Jones: Are you okay, Timmy?
Timmy: Yes, mommy.
(Little Timmy leaves the bathroom, with his pajamas half unzippedand walks into his bedroom.)
Mrs. Jones: Did you wash your hands?
(Little Timmy turns around and leaves his bedroom and goes back into the bathroom. Mrs. Jones can hear the sound of Timmy using the hand soap and the sound of water. Timmy leaves the bathroom...)
Mrs. Jones: Make sure you dry your hands.
(Timmy turns around and hurries back to the bathroom and dries his hands. Timmy hurries back to his bedroom and into his bed.)
Timmy: Tuck me in.
Mrs. Jones: Okay, then it`s story time. You need your sleep. Okay where was I?
Timmy: The Prince who thinks he is a King.
Mrs. Jones: Oh-kay. Once upon a time, from a land not so far away...
Timmy: No, go past that part.
Mrs. Jones: Okay. The Prince is not too tall. In fact, his height is average amongst others in his land. There are many many men who are much taller than the young Prince.
Timmy: But, mommy, how much does the King weigh?
Mrs. Jones: The Prince is much lighter than others in his new land. Some say, that the Prince is as light as a feather and is easy to push around. Children, in his land, have said that if a large breeze passes through, it would make the Prince would fly away. From the time when the Prince was a child to now, the Prince had been always teased and always been picked on.
All the people, in all the lands, would come into the kingdom and see the Prince who pretends to be a King. It's been said, that people can be mean and cruel. So. mean and cruel that it can have an direct effect on a person's psyche. The Prince has always been misunderstood. The people will not take time to understand the Prince. People have a hard time to understand how the wanna-be King. The Prince have tried to speak the new language, but has had trouble. That too gave the people an easy excuse, once again, to ridacule, the young Prince. But, NO MORE!!! The Prince Jimmy Dean "The one wants to be King" has a defender; a protector. That defender has a name and that name is.... "Superstar" Ace Slaughter. Ironically, Ace Slaughter since his arrival to the new land, were one of those those who taunted the young Prince. But one night and one night only The Prince Jimmy Dean will have help in his battle, his war against a monster, Celadon Grippe and his new friend
Timmy: Nivek Stiffover. Silly name.
Mrs. Jones: Yes, dear. Now, listen. This monster is a disgusting creature. His hair full of blood and his clothes are torn and they are not even his. The Prince will fight this monster with the help of this large and strong defender. But, the monster, Celadon Grippe has help too. His name is Nevik Stiffover. They will battle The Prince on October 19th in the land of ten thousand lakes at the arena of Arena of Verizon. So the battle is set. The Prince Jacob Daniels and Ace Slaughter will fight Celadon Grippe and Nivek Stiffover in a battle, for the ages.
Timmy: I hope the good guys win. I want them to beat the mean Prince and his mean friend.
Mrs. Jones: Yes, me too, honey. Now, it's time for sleep.
Timmy: Aw-w-w mom.
Mrs. Jones: Don`t give me any trouble, Timmy. It's bedtime now.
Timmy: Okay, mommy. I love you.
Mrs. Jones: Me too, Timmy, me too. Now, get some sleep. I love you too.
Timmy: Okay, mommy.
(The story ends. And the book is closed, as Ace Slaughter is sitting on a small stool, sitting next to be a bed. The Prince Jimmy Dean is laying in the bed. Slaughter has just read the story of Little Timmy Jones and his family.[/color])
The Prince Jimmy Dean: Ace, that was a good story.
Ace Slaughter: Yes it was, Jimmy. Now, time to get some sleep. You need your strength for the big fight on Monday. We need all the strength we can get against Greenfever and Kevin Hardaway. NOW GET SOME SLEEP!!!
(Ace Slaughter turns to The Cameradude and puts his index finger across his mouth, to indicate to keep quiet.)
Ace Slaughter: Keep quiet, Cameradude. The Prince needs all his strength for the fight. And Greenfever and Kevin Hardaway. Get ready for the fight. I almost have The prince ready for war. And you haven't seen The Prince when he's very angry. He's a bit scary. You think I'm bad. He's dangerously insane. So fellas get ready for war!! Because, if you like us or you don't like us, by the end of Monday Night Slam, EVERYBODY is gonna respect The Prince Jimmy Dean and "Superstar" Ace Slaughter, and we are gonna show the entire wrestling world we are the best thing going today!!!
(Ace Slaughter then puts his hand over the camera's lens.)