Post by Tank on Sept 24, 2009 21:32:50 GMT -5
Hank
okay im with tank reaper and this is his offical bid to fight in war this sunday! tank what is your thoughts on tyler Straven?
Tank
tyler seems like the kind of guy u never want to mess with in a fight. however im tank and im as strong as a tank. im the kind of guy whose going to beat him up make him submt in my bear hug express and he will wish he was never in the ring at the same time as me. next hank!
Hank
okay how about the superstar ace slotter?
Tank
something with ace is that he isnt a superstar. hes more like falling star. hes the falling star from graceland where the king used to sing and dance and make the ladies yella holla holla for me man! ace slaugther is nothing but a man whose going to get pinned or submitted by me! i hate ace and his stupid face! blastow!
Hank
okay nice rhyme. how abut hot johnny hott?
Tank
with two ts? hot johnny is a piece of crap and he wont last more then thirten secods. you better believe it! im tank and i make you believe!
Hank
Okay how about Tylder Derden?
Tank
the thing with tyler derden is that hes a socopath and he probably lives two or three or four different lives. i live one life and its full of boobies and all the sex you can get! its like a buffet line but instead of a line its just me my peepee and tons of fun! not the fat chick kind. the thing with tyler derden is hes the best of the rest. with that meaning that the rest will all be beating by me! im the biggest man hank and war is for me!
Hank
Okay about Jay Price now? thoughts
Tank
jay price is really the south street menoce. hes tough and rough and hes the new television champion. there isnt much that I can say about price other than the fact that im probably going to pin him too. i will probably try and make him submit though. im talking really fast right now so let me put it this way hank! I will beat Jay Price!
Hank
Okay now for Death ?
Tank
hes part of that team of torture. yeah sure hes big almost as big as me but hes not got the musces that i have. death will go down just like the last three matches hes been in! he cant win simplier fights so why will he now? i will beat him too!
Hank
okay now for Craig Jacobs?
Tank
is he the one that cant fuck his own girlfriend? because if he is maybe i can take care of his lady for him. id break her back, sit on her face, piss on her if thats what she wants either way craig jacbos wont last long but now im thinknig about his girlfriends boobies bouncing up and down in that bra while shes on the treadmil! im thinking long and hard about it. man. great bouncing boobies.
Hank
okay what about greenfever?
Tank
hes the weird oh man that gets off on being jesus and like running around and doing crazy things i cant stand him. one thing I hate. its hay fever. cant sex up the ladies with a fever. you get too tired! i hate green anyway. green tea sucks!!
Hank
okay lets here about Hector?
Tank
no
Hank
really?
Tank
that was in spanish!
Hank
okay about how anastasia
Tank
you shut your mouth right now. i love her. her ass her hair her breasts her everything. i want to shove her in my mouth her entire body then puke her up and then do it again five to maybe sex times a day. six i mean. oops!
Hank
Super fans?
Tank
I hate them. i thought we respected them then they turned on us. cage matches or not avery and i are not happy with them. well get revenge soon enough.
Hank
Havoc?
Tank
i liked him. then he got all weird and mad. then he joined torture and now that doesnt make me very happy. i hate that team. weird ohs if you ask me!
Hank
Chris Avery? youre own partner
Tank
I will not hurt him. if it comes down to both of us then we will roshambo for the win. im not even kidding. maybe well have a sex dance off or something.
Hank
How about Doc Henry?
Tank
how about him hank. doc henrys segments are shorter than a piece of strnig cheese that i just ate! his segments are the same size of an unerect nipple in the middle of the afternoon!
Hank
slickie t looks good right?
Tank
That he does! he has a shure shot of winning but hes a good guy. i like slickie. actully if there was a guy i could hang out with it would be slickie. hes laid back hes chill and i bet he loves to fuck women. i bet if he was to fuck women with me we would give each other pounds and shake each others hands while were boning two loveley ladies in las vegus. slickie t would be like hey tank that looks great and i will say slickie you have good form when fucking! hes pretty good and cool but if i have to eliminate him i will try to do so. im not loooking to satart a fight with him though. not in this match up.
Hank
Anthrax?
Tank
hmm. I hate him. i hate him so much i would do the opposite of what i did with slickie. i would never fuck a lady with anthax. i wouldnt even give tampax to anthrax.
Hank
Gimmie ur thoughts on Logan
Tank
logan is another cool guy. cool in the form of he knows whats its like to win matches. hes xperenced and knows how to win. i love that so whatever he does in the match mi gonna do it too and then do more of it to win more than he does. i will eliminate him if i have to.
Hank
about the mikami now?
Tank
ayo so mikami lootami rami japaneece me love you long time sssiiinoooo?
Hank
Alright about Johnny Reb?
Tank
should stillb e world chmpion of you ask me. ask me.
Hank
no, how about Ryan Daniels?
Tank
i would say something to ryan daniels but he will just reply to me with
Hank
what's thaT?
Tank
Thats it exactly. he wouldn't even say anything. hasnt spoken in weeks!
Hank
How about Steve Carr?
Tank
who is tht? i dont even know who he is. ric flair? ashley shaffer of shaffer motors? no clue. get out of my way i will crush him!
Hank
so what is your thoughts on winning War?
TankIm going to win it and afterwards will be the worlds famous celebrity sex parade right in my hotel. im calling all famous women who want this to break their holes open i can do it! come on ladies! im going to beat all the guys and girls in this War match get my self a World Titel shot and then be leader of WCF! My way and my rules baby! we'll have sex matches and nude strippers eveyr monday night! whooo are you ready?! TANK IS READY!!!!!!
okay im with tank reaper and this is his offical bid to fight in war this sunday! tank what is your thoughts on tyler Straven?
Tank
tyler seems like the kind of guy u never want to mess with in a fight. however im tank and im as strong as a tank. im the kind of guy whose going to beat him up make him submt in my bear hug express and he will wish he was never in the ring at the same time as me. next hank!
Hank
okay how about the superstar ace slotter?
Tank
something with ace is that he isnt a superstar. hes more like falling star. hes the falling star from graceland where the king used to sing and dance and make the ladies yella holla holla for me man! ace slaugther is nothing but a man whose going to get pinned or submitted by me! i hate ace and his stupid face! blastow!
Hank
okay nice rhyme. how abut hot johnny hott?
Tank
with two ts? hot johnny is a piece of crap and he wont last more then thirten secods. you better believe it! im tank and i make you believe!
Hank
Okay how about Tylder Derden?
Tank
the thing with tyler derden is that hes a socopath and he probably lives two or three or four different lives. i live one life and its full of boobies and all the sex you can get! its like a buffet line but instead of a line its just me my peepee and tons of fun! not the fat chick kind. the thing with tyler derden is hes the best of the rest. with that meaning that the rest will all be beating by me! im the biggest man hank and war is for me!
Hank
Okay about Jay Price now? thoughts
Tank
jay price is really the south street menoce. hes tough and rough and hes the new television champion. there isnt much that I can say about price other than the fact that im probably going to pin him too. i will probably try and make him submit though. im talking really fast right now so let me put it this way hank! I will beat Jay Price!
Hank
Okay now for Death ?
Tank
hes part of that team of torture. yeah sure hes big almost as big as me but hes not got the musces that i have. death will go down just like the last three matches hes been in! he cant win simplier fights so why will he now? i will beat him too!
Hank
okay now for Craig Jacobs?
Tank
is he the one that cant fuck his own girlfriend? because if he is maybe i can take care of his lady for him. id break her back, sit on her face, piss on her if thats what she wants either way craig jacbos wont last long but now im thinknig about his girlfriends boobies bouncing up and down in that bra while shes on the treadmil! im thinking long and hard about it. man. great bouncing boobies.
Hank
okay what about greenfever?
Tank
hes the weird oh man that gets off on being jesus and like running around and doing crazy things i cant stand him. one thing I hate. its hay fever. cant sex up the ladies with a fever. you get too tired! i hate green anyway. green tea sucks!!
Hank
okay lets here about Hector?
Tank
no
Hank
really?
Tank
that was in spanish!
Hank
okay about how anastasia
Tank
you shut your mouth right now. i love her. her ass her hair her breasts her everything. i want to shove her in my mouth her entire body then puke her up and then do it again five to maybe sex times a day. six i mean. oops!
Hank
Super fans?
Tank
I hate them. i thought we respected them then they turned on us. cage matches or not avery and i are not happy with them. well get revenge soon enough.
Hank
Havoc?
Tank
i liked him. then he got all weird and mad. then he joined torture and now that doesnt make me very happy. i hate that team. weird ohs if you ask me!
Hank
Chris Avery? youre own partner
Tank
I will not hurt him. if it comes down to both of us then we will roshambo for the win. im not even kidding. maybe well have a sex dance off or something.
Hank
How about Doc Henry?
Tank
how about him hank. doc henrys segments are shorter than a piece of strnig cheese that i just ate! his segments are the same size of an unerect nipple in the middle of the afternoon!
Hank
slickie t looks good right?
Tank
That he does! he has a shure shot of winning but hes a good guy. i like slickie. actully if there was a guy i could hang out with it would be slickie. hes laid back hes chill and i bet he loves to fuck women. i bet if he was to fuck women with me we would give each other pounds and shake each others hands while were boning two loveley ladies in las vegus. slickie t would be like hey tank that looks great and i will say slickie you have good form when fucking! hes pretty good and cool but if i have to eliminate him i will try to do so. im not loooking to satart a fight with him though. not in this match up.
Hank
Anthrax?
Tank
hmm. I hate him. i hate him so much i would do the opposite of what i did with slickie. i would never fuck a lady with anthax. i wouldnt even give tampax to anthrax.
Hank
Gimmie ur thoughts on Logan
Tank
logan is another cool guy. cool in the form of he knows whats its like to win matches. hes xperenced and knows how to win. i love that so whatever he does in the match mi gonna do it too and then do more of it to win more than he does. i will eliminate him if i have to.
Hank
about the mikami now?
Tank
ayo so mikami lootami rami japaneece me love you long time sssiiinoooo?
Hank
Alright about Johnny Reb?
Tank
should stillb e world chmpion of you ask me. ask me.
Hank
no, how about Ryan Daniels?
Tank
i would say something to ryan daniels but he will just reply to me with
Hank
what's thaT?
Tank
Thats it exactly. he wouldn't even say anything. hasnt spoken in weeks!
Hank
How about Steve Carr?
Tank
who is tht? i dont even know who he is. ric flair? ashley shaffer of shaffer motors? no clue. get out of my way i will crush him!
Hank
so what is your thoughts on winning War?
TankIm going to win it and afterwards will be the worlds famous celebrity sex parade right in my hotel. im calling all famous women who want this to break their holes open i can do it! come on ladies! im going to beat all the guys and girls in this War match get my self a World Titel shot and then be leader of WCF! My way and my rules baby! we'll have sex matches and nude strippers eveyr monday night! whooo are you ready?! TANK IS READY!!!!!!
