Post by Logan on Sept 21, 2009 18:42:53 GMT -5
Set Up to Lose
Hit List
Hit List
Logan: 'The Ultimate', the one and only, the star of yesterday, Steve Carr. The day this company holds a Hall of Fame ceremony you'd expect his name to be the first engraved in stone. But.. who is he? Eighty percent of the roster probably hasn't a clue. They just know he's the curtain jerker behind Mikami, the master to his puppet, but no, he's not that guy. Carr used to be the most feared competitor in WCF land. Yes, Carr used to be the man to beat. He.. used to be. Some of us are unlucky when it comes to longevity in this business. This man is an unfortunate victim of tiring age this sport provides us. I once looked up to him during my first run in WCF and during the time I spent in NCW. He's easy to idolize. The road we all march across today, he paved. And anyone of this WCF generation should take it as a privilege to lock horns with him this Sunday. You may not get the same fight you would've gotten out of him a decade ago, but, you'll get a fight. So, Carr, if you're listening... if we bump heads at War and I'm sure we eventually will, I'll respectively offer you a first class trip to Connector City.
Logan: People instantly thought after this guys arrival that he'd be the next Lawnmower Jones. The next talented guy to take us to bizarro world. However, it turned out Prince Jimmy Dean was nothing but a.. boudle. A one hit wonder. Something that filled our lungs with fresh breath only to be quickly exhaled. I believe after his first paycheck and Friday night round of prostitutes he found that just showing up was good enough to satisfy his needs. I've said before that the War accurately justifies the saying of anyone's game, but, I'm not taking Dean as much of a threat. I could easily see this guy just showing up to increase entry numbers, to be another victim of someone's hot War run. Who knows, maybe you'll end up as one of my eliminations.
Logan: This guy has lost more matches in the last few months than a crack whore has lost teeth. I'm, of course, referring to Ryan Daniel's. I don't really have nothing against the guy. He's one you more or less feel pity for than anger. Yes, the 'Broken' Daniels. Not his self dub, not his personality, not his in ring skills, no, his neck.. will be broken if one Ryan Daniel's finger touches me during the War. Right, I know, you can't help but feel sorry for him, but, I'm afraid that if I come into contact with this black cat he'll curse me onto a losing streak.
Logan: And this guy is probably responsible for a crack whore losing teeth. If his sex drive met half of his drive to win this match, then, yes.. I wouldn't be surprised if the big guy came out on top. However, no. Tank Reaper is a fuckin' ape. Plain and simple.
Logan: Johnny Reb. He'll be aiming to the win the War, sure, he'll be an opponent but who isn't in this match? I can't help but admire Reb. Time and time again he's endured the political obstacles that's came in his way. When he won the world title back in July it made me feel as if WCF was finally taking a turn into a better direction. That promising night that the average joe, the guy who didn't need to please backstage affairs, had finally done it, it gave me a feeling of freedom in the company. It felt like Reb had liberated this place, in a way, he opened the door to anyone and everyone willing to step up and make a name for themselves. He made it possible for someone that didn't have pull around here to be able to get in the spot light. Frankly, that night in July, I believed WCF would return to it's morals and run off the wild west vibe it successfully once used to do long ago. I thought the death grip Torture had around WCF (Seth's groin) would finally be released, but.. sigh.. it wasn't. Reb later lost the belt, yes, it wasn't exactly a fair ordeal but his light of hope was flickered out. However, his attempt, his run, did demonstrate exactly what I've been preaching most of the year, and that's that WCF is a lot better off without Torture on top. So, good luck to you, Mr. South. Perhaps after Sunday one of us will be given the chance to dethrone the bastard.
Logan: Back when hotdog's were all the craze and funny Japanese people were mysterious, Mikami and I faced off in an enduring match that later proved his worth to the company and made him a United States champion. I suspect him and Carr will be giving each other the most attention if they're fortunate enough to be in the War at the same time. That's fine. The less eyes on me the better.
Logan: Still sucking on marijuana cigarettes and booze? That still 'helping'? Or have the tater tot boudles given a fellow member help and enrolled you through drug programs? Anthrax, this Sunday, I'm going to show you the definition of ToT. You're going to find out what it really means. I'll show you exactly how to find your way around Connector City, step by step, street by street, you'll be carefully guided.
Logan: The Italian. One of the Vegas favorites for War. A victor of Jack of Blades. A victor of myself. Allen Guiliano, or better known as Slickie T. A greasy Italian machine. His wrestling abilities are arguably among the best here in WCF. So, really, I can only hope he pulls a hamstring that morning and gets a cold before the night of War. I only say that because he's a huge threat, he's a impenetrable road block to my success. I'm not saying Slickie can't be defeated, it's just as talented as he is with the last entry and a fresh head full of steam it's going to be very difficult for anyone to get his shoulders down for three seconds during the last minutes of War. It's hard not to respect Allen, but honestly, I don't very much like him, not for this match.. anyway. Rather he wins this Sunday or not, Slickie, you are the future of this company. I'm not a stubborn douche, and anyone should acknowledge or realize that down the road he'll eventually be the guy to beat. This Sunday, however, you'll receive everything in my power to keep you from winning. I want to be the War victor. Yes, I want to be the one that goes on to defeat Torture. Let's face it, anybody with a lick of sense should know that Torture is going to have outside help in his match against Creeping Death even though the tots have been banned from ringside. Who will help him, however, is the mystery. If you've taken the time to watch my past promos then you'll discover the truth to that.. mystery.
Logan: His parents were murdered so what does he go? He turns to wrestling. Hasn't this happened before? Does this not seem familiar? Sure. I've heard countless boudles that've wrestled in WCF whom share the same background. Maybe this business is therapy. I wouldn't say it's the best thing to do after a tragedy like that, but, if it helps D-Day then good for him. Double D, I honestly don't really know you. That's my fault, of course. Call it too many bumps to the head that dilutes my awareness, or, just call it me not giving a shit about your presence in the War.
Logan: The only 'truth' about this Sunday's participate is that he'll be the only discolored target in the ring. Chris Avery should know right now that I'm not Gravedigger. No, I'm not a racist. I don't care if you're blue, purple, or pink.. you all get free trips to Connector City.
Logan: Reb is cool, yeah, but this guy is fuckin' cooler. The first time I seen him wrestle I had seriously thought this guy had thawed out from a block of ice frozen in time from the 18th century. But then, I realized I had just been hit over the head too many times that night and it was just a manic obsessed with Val Kilmer and Tombstone. Still though, his personality is interesting enough that I wouldn't mind hanging out with this guy playing poker and doing shots of whiskey. But-- he'll be with me in the War, yes, and the only shots we'll be doing is dosages of Connector.
Logan: The lost community, the forgotten landmark, the smelly trash land Torture, Death, and this boudle all originated from. EWE? Not sure. The place wasn't important enough for me to remember. Yes, Havoc, an extra head in the War, came from the same place of the boudles mentioned before. That's all this guy has ever really proved to be to me.. a extra person, someone to help the numbers game, a waste of flesh. I think I shown everyone his real worth a few weeks back. Even if him and his other tots manage to group up in the War it's not going to give them any advantage. It'll just help me pile up my eliminations by dismissing these frauds.
Logan: In an empty playing field two guys regime supreme, the Superfans. However, this time, the field is packed with the likes of competitors they've yet to play against. Marc and Mark really work well together, no denying that, so it'll be interesting if the two of them are able to pair up in the War. If they do, maybe the boudle poodles in attendance will get a chance to see a first ever Double Connector.
Logan: The town prancer, the vodka slugger, the view of an imaginary memorable character of Mother Mary in my mind, the former television champ, Anastasia Petrova. We had the great pleasure of doing each other one on one.. ah, it's hard to comment on her without thinking she'll take it the.. wrong way. Ah! I overcame her TnA trance before and this Sunday I'll do her again-- do it again-- be in the rin--
Logan: The next and only other tag team, the Big Time Jerks. These two guerillas are more than likely to be a forced to be reckoned with if the two get a chance to combine efforts. I haven't had a run in with the two before, but, I hear they're.. jerks.
Logan: Hector Rodriguez. One of the most solid new competitors in WCF today, and I'm not just saying that because we've chosen to take sides. Hector sees the light. He knows what ruined and what hasn't, he realizes that ToT needs to be taken care of. I'll stand beside him in the War. We'll watch each others backs, but, if a need be scenario comes to just the two of us then he'll know, just like I'll know, that things will be set aside and that small bond will be temporally broken. That, to me, is what puts Rod aside from everyone else. There is a corruption in WCF and he can see it. He's not blinded one bit. So, when we were randomly paired last week in that match, it almost worked out as if it was all scripted. Perfect, indeed. Together I think we'll easily be able to knock off Torture's little minions. See you Sunday, Mr. Rodriguez.
Set Up to Lose
Logan's Inferno
Logan's Inferno
The scene opens up to the view of a sandbag dummy with a cut out picture of Torture's face stapled to the dummies face. Zooming out, the camera gets a glimpse of the situation and 'event' taking place. Logan has arranged in a three foot high wooden stage set up in an empty parking lot, a crowd of people has gathered in front of him and Torture dummy is hung just above the stage. We get the jest that the crowd is obviously anti-Torture from absence of Cool Wear. Every wrestling fan in attendance seems to be supporting the event wearing Torture shirts that read 'crap wear'. Also, every fan is also equipped with a club or bat, which, was probably handed out to them before Logan began his speech.
Logan: Today we're here to pay testament to the greatest fraud of all the time, the longest reigning paper champion, the only person in WCF history to ever win the Peoples championship.. not once, but twice--
Big laughs from the crowd. Logan remains on stage, the Torture dummy hanging behind him.
Logan: The 'One and gawd I only hope the Only', Torture!
The crowd boos after the announcement of the frauds names. Looking disgusted himself, Logan turns and spits on the dummy.
Logan: This Sunday he'll once again defend his title, yes, don't worry.. he's not going to lose. He's facing the laziest boudle ever to strap on a pair of wrestling boots, a guy who is worse at making up his own mind than Bret Farve, Crap Black, Creeping Whocares, whatever. But don't let that get you down. Because there is hope, there is.. me. I promise you all Torture will eventually fall, he will be sent back down to the blood sucking bottom barrel he belongs in, and it will be done by my hands! Maybe I might sound a little selfish when I say I want to be the one to end this ruined era of WCF, this political righteousness grip, and maybe I am. But who has? Reb gave us a small glimpse but we need more than that. This company has been my home, my rat hole, for years. It's my time. My time to rise up and free this place. How am I going to do that, you ask? The War. It's the only obstacle, the only thing keeping me, you, the WCF away from a Torture versus Logan match. Everyone knows this needs to happen, it must. The fight of true and false, right and wrong is what will determine the future of our home. There's a long road to that time, to that light, to that fate, and it's called.. War. I just promised you all that Torture will be dethroned by my hands, first, for me to do that I have to survive, fight for my life, dig down to every heart beating drop of energy and win the big one, the War. I've been in this situation before but never the predicament. This time it's more important than ever, this time it's all on the line, it's not just about getting a shot at the world title or furthering my name, it's about leaping over this road block they call War and facing the man responsible for ruining our home, Torture. So, to you, everyone watching at home, from the bottom of my heart I'll promise you all now.. I will win the War. I will go onto battle Torture. And I will liberate WCF. This will be the best gift I can ever give anyone, it's my destiny to give to you all and that's.. no more Torture.
Parading into a 'No More Torture' chant, the crowd jolts their fists up and down into the air showing their support for Logan's effort. Logan joins the chant.
Crowd and Logan: No more Torture! No more Torture! No more Torture!
Turning around, Logan reaches into a bag on the stage pulling out a baseball as the crowd continues to chant along.
Crowd: NO MORE TORTURE! NO MORE TORTURE!
Logan raises the bat into the air, the crowd does so as well with their clubs and weapons. Logan turns around and home runs the dummy knocking it back several feet. The hanged Torture dummy sways in air before eventually settling back in place. Logan signals the people to get on stage, they do so and join in on the beating. It's not long before the angry mob of the crowd have broken the sand dummy open, clubbing him down off the hang post and shredding the picture of Torture's face that's stapled to the dummies face. Logan shouts among the frenzy crowd.
Logan: If it takes a War to get to Torture then that's exactly what everyone is going to get! They're going to get a war! They're going to my war of rage and pain, a war that can't be fuckin' handled!
The enraged crowd scream in unison with Logan's shouts of anger. The Torture dummy being kicked, punched, clubbed across the wooden stage. Eventually, there is nothing left of the sand bang dummy, and Logan clears the stage introducing a can of gasoline to the anarchy. The crowd circle the stage, and in a savage like state encourage Logan to 'fuckin burn it down'. The stage becomes drenched in gasoline, Logan steps off the stage and looks over the furious crowd with anger in his eyes.
Logan: Who wants to light this fire?! Who wants to start a fuckin' revolution here today?!
Through the screaming crowd, Logan picks out a seven year old boy wearing a anti-Torture shirt. The boy proudly marches through the crowd and is handed a book of matches, Logan whispers into the boys ear going over something with him. The boy lights the matches and Logan makes sure he safely stands back before throwing them onto the stage! The wooden stage instantly burns with a loud explosive gust of fire. Anything left of the Torture dummy becomes ashes on the burning wood. The group of fans stand behind Logan watching the flames.
Set Up to Lose
Hit List II
Hit List II
Logan: Good to see you've held onto my little gift, it fits you perfectly, it.. suits a nutbag. Yes, I'm referring to the only psychotic entrant of the War, Greenfever. I'm quite surprised he hasn't killed any of the other members yet. If you don't recall, just two weeks ago you and me faced off. I exposed you for who you were, ripped you inside and out and shown this place you were nothing more than a creep. Crazy people don't win Wars. So, if some voice inside your head tells you that you can, makes you feel confident enough to actually defeat me and win this War, then go with it. Because I'll take on you and your little boudle voice and wrap them up real tight in your strait jacket and send you leaving the arena a bloody mess. You'll wish you never got involved in my destruction course. Greenfever, I'll knock the crazy right out of you.
Logan: As I've went down the list, crossed out the names, I've realized that none of these people added up to the amount of crap that makes up Craig Jacobs. He reminds me of someone who's wife was once violated by a breaded finger hotdog mascot. M'm.. no, can't be. I don't know why but I just naturally don't like this guy. Iowa sucks!
Logan: One son of a bitch that I'm going to just.. grab.. dismantle.. ultimately destroy. Why be so aggressive? Why not? To me he's the forerunner to Torture's ToT idea, he's the teams mascot, the right hand scum to Torture. He, just like the other douchebags of ToT who believe themselves to be the next big group, the next.. ToT, are all just God awful idiots. Death will be my message, through Death I'll show Torture what to expect, what happens when you try to piss on the legacy that I spent years of blood and sweat building. You morons have no idea what the ToT really is, what it was. During it's time, the Team of Treachery dominated WCF for years. My stable almost became a breeding ground for stars over the years. I brought Cyrus into my stable, what happened to him? He went on to win the WCF world title. Before PC Cradle was popular where was he? The ToT. Fifty percent of WCF's honor mentions or legends were in the Team of Treachery at one point in time and it was mainly before they became successful. The most recent carnation housed JJ Biggs, a world champion, Jack of Blades, a world champion and future legend, Thunder, a man that won every single title in WCF besides the world, Lawnmower Jones, a innovative decorated wrestler that will remain in the fans hearts forever. The names go on, they've really added up over the years. The ToT is a group that's locked it's place in the history books as the most dominating talented longest running stable of all time. This group of boudles, Torture, Death, Havoc, Daniels, and Anthrax do NOT deserved to be called ToT. None of these men have an ounce of talent that any past ToT group held. It's a complete disgrace to me and the WCF in general. Therefor, this Sunday, Death is going to be my dart board. He's the one that's there to suffer the consequences, he'll be the one that'll get exampled.. for now. After this War is over, after I'm on the locked road to Torture, the people of WCF will know why I was called the Face of Treachery, and they will know why I'm the real founder of the ToT. That.. I promise you.
Logan: The rest of the guys I don't even know. Jay Price is the television champion, so yeah, he made a quick name for himself. Besides that though I see these guys as cattle. Not taking any ego baths here, just calling it like I see it. You're all too very new for me to even step on. The only thing I can really do is just wish you luck. See everyone at War.
