Post by Ace Resoland on May 1, 2006 16:25:59 GMT -5
Fade in on a classy, old-world style nightclub. The hardcore sex symbol, and now Hardcore champion, is sitting down at her table, sipping her 5th martini and waiting impatiently. A relatively plain looking Japanese woman, in he mid 20's, sits next to her nursing a cup of iced tea as Jojo mutters to herself under her breath, checking her watch.
After about ten minutes of impatient waiting Ace casually strolls into the club. As he enters the club he stops and looks around he notices Jojo sat at the table, he meanders his way through the human traffic and gets to the table. He greats Jojo with a look of caution as if she may blow up at what he did to Kikyo Dohio at Payback.
(Jojo motions for Ace to take a seat across from her and her guest)
Next time I wanna talk to you, you get here on fucking time, you know how much I have to pay for these shitty drinks? Look... first and foremost, the situation with my manager... fuck... Ex manager... forget it. I told her not to interfere in Ellis' shit. Far as I'm concerned, she got what she had coming. Ace... this is my sister, Christina. She wrestles as glorious Chris in Hokkaido Pro. Chris, this is Ace. He's that British guy I'm stuck with for the next month.
(Christina'a accent is pretty thick) British... Oooooh! British! I hava dead parrot, issa pining for the fjords! (jojo smacks herself in the head)
Don't try to be funny, Chris. We got business.
Yeah we have, what are we going to do about Alistair and Ripper?
What are we gonna do? We're gonna fuck them up and advance, that's what we're gonna do. Me at least. I don' know about you. I don't wanna get dragged down by some loser who couldn't even handle JJ Fucking Biggs. So you better step up your game. I don't plan on carrying this team. And no matter what happens... NOTHING is gonna make this partnership better than Violent Drunkard.
(At that mention, Chris hands Ace a couple of promotional photos of a few years ago, showing Christina and Josephine dressed like the Blues Brothers, and both holding two titles each, from some promotion called Japan Goddess Pro)
We were undefeated for three years... we were Tag champs, I was heavyweight, she was No Disqualification. We never lost. We just dropped belts. Yeah, dropped them when we... Please don't bring that up.
No, No I want to hear this, if I’m going to be teaming with you I need to know about things in the past.
(Jojo seems as if she's going to open her mouth, but Chris looks at her, a little sad, and Jojo sighs, looking back at Ace) We had a... falling out. Old business. (Chris sighs in relief) I'm more interested in you now. Or rather in the fact that I'm actually bigger than you. An inch taller, and maybe 5-10 pound heavier. Of course, being a bodybuilder'll do that. So what the fuck are you up to? What can you bring to the table that'll convince me not to just go to Hokkaido for the week and skip this fucking thing altogether?
For one thing you'd be losing out on double gold. Thats got to be an incentive for this match, I personally couldn’t care less, I don’t want tag gold, I 'm a singles guy and always will be. You don’t have to watch out for some complete ass clown screwing up and wrecking your chances, which is why i’m am the youngest, longest reigning OWF champion ever.
You know, Jojo once said the same thing, she was gonna always be a solo wrestler. Then we teamed up, put on the Blues Brothers outfits... anna rest is histoly!
(Chris takes a sip of her tea as Jojo looks at her, than at Ace)
Yeah, well, you looked like a pretty big assclown facing Biggs. But I'm wiling to write that off as a bad day. Remember, I'm already a champion. I don';t need those Tag Belts. It'd be great to have them, fuck yeah. But win or lose, I'm still hardcore champion. Seems like you need me here more than I need you.
(Chris sighs again, looking over at Ace)
You'll have to excuse her. Ever since we were young, she was like this.
I don't blame here after the shit i pulled at Payback i wouldn't want to team with me but that was just one day my next match i will prove why i am the highest card in the deck and Ripper and Alistair will just be anther card lost in the shuffle.
(The two of them nod, Chris taking back the pics of her and Jojo as Violent Drunkard and standing up, saying something about having to catch a plane home as she bows to the two and walks off. Jojo checks her watch and stands up herself. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a $100 bill, tossing it towards Ace)
Buy yourself a couple drinks on me. I'm gonna take Chris to the airport. I'll see you on Sunday.
(Jojo leaves in the same direction Chris did, leaving Ace alone at the table, but 100 bucks richer)
(Ace looks at the money, then looks over at the bar before putting the money in his pocket and walking out the same way as Jojo and Chris.)
After about ten minutes of impatient waiting Ace casually strolls into the club. As he enters the club he stops and looks around he notices Jojo sat at the table, he meanders his way through the human traffic and gets to the table. He greats Jojo with a look of caution as if she may blow up at what he did to Kikyo Dohio at Payback.
(Jojo motions for Ace to take a seat across from her and her guest)
Next time I wanna talk to you, you get here on fucking time, you know how much I have to pay for these shitty drinks? Look... first and foremost, the situation with my manager... fuck... Ex manager... forget it. I told her not to interfere in Ellis' shit. Far as I'm concerned, she got what she had coming. Ace... this is my sister, Christina. She wrestles as glorious Chris in Hokkaido Pro. Chris, this is Ace. He's that British guy I'm stuck with for the next month.
(Christina'a accent is pretty thick) British... Oooooh! British! I hava dead parrot, issa pining for the fjords! (jojo smacks herself in the head)
Don't try to be funny, Chris. We got business.
Yeah we have, what are we going to do about Alistair and Ripper?
What are we gonna do? We're gonna fuck them up and advance, that's what we're gonna do. Me at least. I don' know about you. I don't wanna get dragged down by some loser who couldn't even handle JJ Fucking Biggs. So you better step up your game. I don't plan on carrying this team. And no matter what happens... NOTHING is gonna make this partnership better than Violent Drunkard.
(At that mention, Chris hands Ace a couple of promotional photos of a few years ago, showing Christina and Josephine dressed like the Blues Brothers, and both holding two titles each, from some promotion called Japan Goddess Pro)
We were undefeated for three years... we were Tag champs, I was heavyweight, she was No Disqualification. We never lost. We just dropped belts. Yeah, dropped them when we... Please don't bring that up.
No, No I want to hear this, if I’m going to be teaming with you I need to know about things in the past.
(Jojo seems as if she's going to open her mouth, but Chris looks at her, a little sad, and Jojo sighs, looking back at Ace) We had a... falling out. Old business. (Chris sighs in relief) I'm more interested in you now. Or rather in the fact that I'm actually bigger than you. An inch taller, and maybe 5-10 pound heavier. Of course, being a bodybuilder'll do that. So what the fuck are you up to? What can you bring to the table that'll convince me not to just go to Hokkaido for the week and skip this fucking thing altogether?
For one thing you'd be losing out on double gold. Thats got to be an incentive for this match, I personally couldn’t care less, I don’t want tag gold, I 'm a singles guy and always will be. You don’t have to watch out for some complete ass clown screwing up and wrecking your chances, which is why i’m am the youngest, longest reigning OWF champion ever.
You know, Jojo once said the same thing, she was gonna always be a solo wrestler. Then we teamed up, put on the Blues Brothers outfits... anna rest is histoly!
(Chris takes a sip of her tea as Jojo looks at her, than at Ace)
Yeah, well, you looked like a pretty big assclown facing Biggs. But I'm wiling to write that off as a bad day. Remember, I'm already a champion. I don';t need those Tag Belts. It'd be great to have them, fuck yeah. But win or lose, I'm still hardcore champion. Seems like you need me here more than I need you.
(Chris sighs again, looking over at Ace)
You'll have to excuse her. Ever since we were young, she was like this.
I don't blame here after the shit i pulled at Payback i wouldn't want to team with me but that was just one day my next match i will prove why i am the highest card in the deck and Ripper and Alistair will just be anther card lost in the shuffle.
(The two of them nod, Chris taking back the pics of her and Jojo as Violent Drunkard and standing up, saying something about having to catch a plane home as she bows to the two and walks off. Jojo checks her watch and stands up herself. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a $100 bill, tossing it towards Ace)
Buy yourself a couple drinks on me. I'm gonna take Chris to the airport. I'll see you on Sunday.
(Jojo leaves in the same direction Chris did, leaving Ace alone at the table, but 100 bucks richer)
(Ace looks at the money, then looks over at the bar before putting the money in his pocket and walking out the same way as Jojo and Chris.)
