Post by Corey Black on Jun 30, 2007 1:04:18 GMT -5
Our scene opens up to Dehart sitting alone in a black room, a big plasma TV on the wall, and a video game on it. Dehart is sitting in a recliner, X-Box controller in his hand, headset on.
Dehart: Look left! Thomas, look left! Goddamnit, make Wolverine go left.
The game is, obviously, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. On the screen running around aimlessly is Wolverine, controlled by Thomas, Spider-Man, and Moon Knight. The three super heros are fighting through, chasing after Galactus, who is decimating a city.
Dehart: Oh Galactus, what, you wanna play with us? Charlie, make sure you get that health pick-up on the right there. Moon Knight is gonna fuck a bitch or two up.
Sure enough, Moon Knight grabs an enemy and launches him off the edge of the bridge, and Dehart starts laughing. The heroes reach Galactus, who starts hurling crap at them. From out of nowhere comes Silver Surfer.
Dehart: Oh ho ho, look at this!
Dehart takes control of the Surfer, pressing the button combinations as they come on the screen. Soon enough, Galactus goes down.
Dehart: HOLY ASSMONGALOID, we beat Galactus?! That's ... insane. Alright, I've got some other stuff to do guys, I'll catch you later.
Dehart takes off his headset and exits out of the game. He walks over through a doorway into a kitchen type area, where he grabs a Mountain Dew.
Dehart: Wrestling Championship Federation, eh? I get to move up from Modern Cutting Edge and face off with the best this place has to offer, starting out with one Jay Williams. This guy is a shady character, having walked out on his tag partner during a Tag Team Titles Match. I've got no worries though, I've had to deal with the likes of Jay Williams before, and they're all just dumb useless wastes of space.
Dehart opens up his can of Mountain Dew and takes a drink. He sits down and the scene fades out.
Dehart: Look left! Thomas, look left! Goddamnit, make Wolverine go left.
The game is, obviously, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. On the screen running around aimlessly is Wolverine, controlled by Thomas, Spider-Man, and Moon Knight. The three super heros are fighting through, chasing after Galactus, who is decimating a city.
Dehart: Oh Galactus, what, you wanna play with us? Charlie, make sure you get that health pick-up on the right there. Moon Knight is gonna fuck a bitch or two up.
Sure enough, Moon Knight grabs an enemy and launches him off the edge of the bridge, and Dehart starts laughing. The heroes reach Galactus, who starts hurling crap at them. From out of nowhere comes Silver Surfer.
Dehart: Oh ho ho, look at this!
Dehart takes control of the Surfer, pressing the button combinations as they come on the screen. Soon enough, Galactus goes down.
Dehart: HOLY ASSMONGALOID, we beat Galactus?! That's ... insane. Alright, I've got some other stuff to do guys, I'll catch you later.
Dehart takes off his headset and exits out of the game. He walks over through a doorway into a kitchen type area, where he grabs a Mountain Dew.
Dehart: Wrestling Championship Federation, eh? I get to move up from Modern Cutting Edge and face off with the best this place has to offer, starting out with one Jay Williams. This guy is a shady character, having walked out on his tag partner during a Tag Team Titles Match. I've got no worries though, I've had to deal with the likes of Jay Williams before, and they're all just dumb useless wastes of space.
Dehart opens up his can of Mountain Dew and takes a drink. He sits down and the scene fades out.
