Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2006 22:54:24 GMT -5
[The time reads 12:14 PM on the digital wall clock. Bobby is talking on a cell phone and peering out through the blinds in his apartment. His attire consists of a nondescript black suit with a black tie.]
Bobby: "I want you to know that I appreciate your assistance in this matter. After last week with CD's ex-girlfriend showing up, Creeper being arrested and ToT attacking Genocide, you just can't be too careful. It's good to know that I have someone watching my back."
[While Bobby is looking out the window, a white, unmarked cargo van pulls into the parking lot.]
Bobby: "He just arrived. I'll see you in one hour. Bye."
[Bobby puts on a pair of black Rayban sunglasses and takes the elevator downstairs. He walks outside and as he approaches the van, a man steps out. He's a middle-aged man with gray hair, wearing the exact same suit and sunglasses as Bobby.]
Bobby: "You're late."
Mr. X: "I had to make an emergency pit-stop. I was in desperate need of a toilet."
Bobby: "I understand. Do you have the package?"
Mr. X: "Of course I do, ya big silly! Ha-ha-ha!"
[The man walks around to the back of the truck and opens the doors to display a cardboard box. The box is approximately four feet long, two feet wide and two feet high. Bobby reaches into his pocket and pulls out a white envelope, then hands the envelope to the man.]
Bobby: "It's been a pleasure doing business with you, sir."
[Bobby picks up the box and brings it upstairs to his apartment, then dials a number on his cell phone.]
Bobby: "Hey babe, it's me. Do you remember what we were talking about the other day with Tommy Havock? ... That's right, the wheels are in motion. I'm meeting with you-know-who in 45 minutes, but I have to run an errand. ... Ok, I'll see you tonight, sweetie. I love you. Bye."
[Bobby brings the box downstairs and gets into a waiting car. The driver of the car is yo-yo enthusiast and Michael Richards-lookalike Jasper Cartwright. Cartwright pulls out of the parking lot and drives a few blocks to a local convenience store.
Bobby: "You need anything, homey?"
Jasper: "Nah. I'm straight, dawg."
Bobby goes into the store. He emerges moments later with a paper bag and gets into the car.]
Jasper: "What did you get?"
Bobby: "Bottle of shaving cream, pack of soap."
Jasper: "Not too shabby, homeslice."
Bobby: "No doubt. How much time do we have left?"
[Jasper checks his watch.]
Jasper: "20 minutes."
Bobby: "Perfect. We can deliver the package and still have time to eat our weight in popcorn shrimp."
[The car speeds off into the distance, kicking up a cloud of dust behind it.]
Bobby: "I want you to know that I appreciate your assistance in this matter. After last week with CD's ex-girlfriend showing up, Creeper being arrested and ToT attacking Genocide, you just can't be too careful. It's good to know that I have someone watching my back."
[While Bobby is looking out the window, a white, unmarked cargo van pulls into the parking lot.]
Bobby: "He just arrived. I'll see you in one hour. Bye."
[Bobby puts on a pair of black Rayban sunglasses and takes the elevator downstairs. He walks outside and as he approaches the van, a man steps out. He's a middle-aged man with gray hair, wearing the exact same suit and sunglasses as Bobby.]
Bobby: "You're late."
Mr. X: "I had to make an emergency pit-stop. I was in desperate need of a toilet."
Bobby: "I understand. Do you have the package?"
Mr. X: "Of course I do, ya big silly! Ha-ha-ha!"
[The man walks around to the back of the truck and opens the doors to display a cardboard box. The box is approximately four feet long, two feet wide and two feet high. Bobby reaches into his pocket and pulls out a white envelope, then hands the envelope to the man.]
Bobby: "It's been a pleasure doing business with you, sir."
[Bobby picks up the box and brings it upstairs to his apartment, then dials a number on his cell phone.]
Bobby: "Hey babe, it's me. Do you remember what we were talking about the other day with Tommy Havock? ... That's right, the wheels are in motion. I'm meeting with you-know-who in 45 minutes, but I have to run an errand. ... Ok, I'll see you tonight, sweetie. I love you. Bye."
[Bobby brings the box downstairs and gets into a waiting car. The driver of the car is yo-yo enthusiast and Michael Richards-lookalike Jasper Cartwright. Cartwright pulls out of the parking lot and drives a few blocks to a local convenience store.
Bobby: "You need anything, homey?"
Jasper: "Nah. I'm straight, dawg."
Bobby goes into the store. He emerges moments later with a paper bag and gets into the car.]
Jasper: "What did you get?"
Bobby: "Bottle of shaving cream, pack of soap."
Jasper: "Not too shabby, homeslice."
Bobby: "No doubt. How much time do we have left?"
[Jasper checks his watch.]
Jasper: "20 minutes."
Bobby: "Perfect. We can deliver the package and still have time to eat our weight in popcorn shrimp."
[The car speeds off into the distance, kicking up a cloud of dust behind it.]
