Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2009 11:46:36 GMT -5
The scene opens up in a local gym. Brian Borroughs is standing in front of the camera with a WCF crew member attaching a wireless microphone. Brian is wearing a black Exodus shirt and a pair of jeans. Across the gym, Gravedigger can be seen in the cardio section, jogging on a treadmill at a steady pace. He's wearing a red muscle shirt and red gym shorts. Chester is off in another part of the gym standing in front of a mirror, a pair of dumbbells in his hand. He's doing alternate dumbbell curls. He's wearing a blue t-shirt and a pair of black gym shorts. Both men have a pair of earbuds in, running to a iPod strapped to their arms. The gym stereo system is playing "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill.
Brian: So is it ready?
Crew Member: Yes, say something in the mic so that we can see if it picks up on camera.
Brian: Test...testing. 1..2.
Brian and the crew member look at the cameraman who gives them a thumbs up. The crew member nods at Brian and walks off camera. Brian turns to the camera.
Brian: Brian Borroughs here, the manager of the best tag team in WCF. Lerch, it doesn't matter if you think that's up for debate or not. What I have here in the gym with me is indeed the best tag team in WCF. Your little tag team champions who are only champs because you wanted to screw with Gravedigger some more are not the true champions. I know that, Exodus knows that, the Superfans know it, you know it and the fans in the stands every week know it, too.
The reformation of Exodus apparently ushered in a new era in WCF. As soon as they reformed and ran off Madd Dogg and Logan, the tag teams poured in. Why did they pour in? They poured in because of exactly what I just said and what I've been saying for weeks now, that Gravedigger and Chester are the best tag team wrestlers in WCF. They are a legendary tag team and as soon as they were on national television, the tag teams came running to prove themselves. We now have the Superfans, The Breathtakers, and Truth Addiction. Breathtakers, Truth Addiction, I will go ahead and let you all know that once we win the tag team titles from the Superfans, we will be glad to give you a shot at the titles. Just don't expect to be able to hang with my boys.
See, Superfans, your little stunt the other night you pulled...imitating Exodus. That was cute. The thing is, we weren't surprised that you imitated Exodus. Why not imitate the best? Your little mocking of Exodus was the closest you two will ever get to becoming great as a tag team here in WCF. It's the closest you will ever come to being the best tag team in WCF. We all know that you're not the true champions until you defend that title this weekend against Gravedigger and Chester.
Brian pauses and points to someone and gestures at them for a drink. Brian is handed a bottle of water from offscreen. He takes off the cap and takes a couple of swallows of the cool liquid and then puts the cap back on and goes back to talking.
Brian: It was flattering to have the team imitated. It was also ironic that you guys ended up winning the match...as Exodus. Because that's what will happen this Sunday. You two are stepping into the ring with Chester and "The Epitome of Hardcore" Gravedigger. You are stepping into the ring with two men that in singles action have world titles and hardcore titles under their belt. You two are stepping into the ring with two men that in tag team action have won countless tag team titles. Last count was over 15 tag team titles with multiple partners. I know what you might be thinking...wow fifteen tag team titles means they lost them a lot, too. That's not the case, see, nearly every tag team title reign ended when the company would fold or when they vacated the titles out of boredom. It is true that they DID lose the tag team titles in a match sometimes but it was almost always when the deck was stacked way in favor of their opponents, when they were at an extreme disadvantage.
With you two, it's obvious that the advantage goes to Gravedigger and Chester. You imitate greatness to compensate for your lack of greatness.
Gravedigger slows down his jogging and finally gets off of the treadmill. He walks over and snatches Brian's water bottle from him. Gravedigger takes out his earbuds and takes off the ipod from his arm, then takes off the cap from the bottle and pours the water over his head.
Gravedigger: Sorry to interrupt your camera time here, Brian, but I got a couple of things to say to the Superfans and then Dake Ken and Johnny Reb. Superfans, your time as tag team champions comes to an end on Sunday at Ultimate Showdown. Chester and myself are on a mission: to monopolize the championship scene in WCF. Well, maybe not completely monopolize it since there's rumors in the back of the reinstatement of the Television title, but we're going to one day hold the tag team titles as Exodus and then in singles action, I will be world champion. My brother will be either TV champion or United States Champion. It's only a matter of time. Seth can only put me in so many situations to either keep me from championship gold or to give me a disadvantage. This Sunday it ends. This Sunday I will once again hold championship gold here in WCF.
We are the best tag team in WCF. We have proven that before in the past and we will prove that again when we defeat you two in the ring. You can imitate whoever you want to out of all the past tag team champions or wrestlers in the history of this great sport. Hell, you could imiate us again on Sunday for all I care. It won't matter who you imitate because it won't increase your chances of winning. That's just the thing that Exodus does best: we win. The amount of losses on our record are very few and we don't plan on adding to that count anytime soon. Superfans, Breathtakers, Truth Addiction, a random tag team comprised of singles wrestlers that Seth puts together, we don't care who they are. We WILL become the tag team champions and we will remain the tag team champions until we're bored of the belts.
As I have been saying, I aim to show the wrestlers in the lockerroom what it means to be a fighting champion. I will show you what a true champion is WCF fans. Not these pitiful excuses for champions who bore you each week on television. No, you will see a true champion wrestling in the ring. A wrestler who takes on all comers, a wrestler who isn't put in matches with the odds stacked in their favor.. Now, I want to address the tag team match we had the other week at Slam. People are talking, saying that I got Exodus disqualified because I was afraid of losing. Whoever the scum-sucking leeches are that are saying that need to shut their mouth and get their facts straight. I hit Reb with the chair because I wanted to, because I felt like it. Johnny Reb wants to stand there running his mouth about how I'm not a threat, then he gets a chair to his skull. Speaking of getting disqualified, the referee is lucky that Dake Ken stepped in as he was about to be taken out. Who the hell did that referee think he was disqualifying the Epitome of Hardcore.
This Sunday, I will use a chair if I feel like it. I will use a trashcan, I will use the referee himself as a weapon, all I have to say is whoever the referee is that's booked for our match that night better be listening to what I have to say. If I choose to use a weapon, I can use it if I damn well please. If the referee decides to do his job and call the match in the Superfans favor due to disqualification, you're going to end up in the hospital.
Seth Lerch, I told you that putting me in the tag team match with your main event was a mistake. I told you I would hurt them both. You're lucky I didn't hit either one of them with a Death Driver. This Sunday your little ploy falls flat on its face when Exodus wins the tag team titles. Johnny Reb, Dake Ken, you both better be ready, whoever is the world champion after the pay per view will have Gravedigger to contend with.
The scene fades to black.
Brian: So is it ready?
Crew Member: Yes, say something in the mic so that we can see if it picks up on camera.
Brian: Test...testing. 1..2.
Brian and the crew member look at the cameraman who gives them a thumbs up. The crew member nods at Brian and walks off camera. Brian turns to the camera.
Brian: Brian Borroughs here, the manager of the best tag team in WCF. Lerch, it doesn't matter if you think that's up for debate or not. What I have here in the gym with me is indeed the best tag team in WCF. Your little tag team champions who are only champs because you wanted to screw with Gravedigger some more are not the true champions. I know that, Exodus knows that, the Superfans know it, you know it and the fans in the stands every week know it, too.
The reformation of Exodus apparently ushered in a new era in WCF. As soon as they reformed and ran off Madd Dogg and Logan, the tag teams poured in. Why did they pour in? They poured in because of exactly what I just said and what I've been saying for weeks now, that Gravedigger and Chester are the best tag team wrestlers in WCF. They are a legendary tag team and as soon as they were on national television, the tag teams came running to prove themselves. We now have the Superfans, The Breathtakers, and Truth Addiction. Breathtakers, Truth Addiction, I will go ahead and let you all know that once we win the tag team titles from the Superfans, we will be glad to give you a shot at the titles. Just don't expect to be able to hang with my boys.
See, Superfans, your little stunt the other night you pulled...imitating Exodus. That was cute. The thing is, we weren't surprised that you imitated Exodus. Why not imitate the best? Your little mocking of Exodus was the closest you two will ever get to becoming great as a tag team here in WCF. It's the closest you will ever come to being the best tag team in WCF. We all know that you're not the true champions until you defend that title this weekend against Gravedigger and Chester.
Brian pauses and points to someone and gestures at them for a drink. Brian is handed a bottle of water from offscreen. He takes off the cap and takes a couple of swallows of the cool liquid and then puts the cap back on and goes back to talking.
Brian: It was flattering to have the team imitated. It was also ironic that you guys ended up winning the match...as Exodus. Because that's what will happen this Sunday. You two are stepping into the ring with Chester and "The Epitome of Hardcore" Gravedigger. You are stepping into the ring with two men that in singles action have world titles and hardcore titles under their belt. You two are stepping into the ring with two men that in tag team action have won countless tag team titles. Last count was over 15 tag team titles with multiple partners. I know what you might be thinking...wow fifteen tag team titles means they lost them a lot, too. That's not the case, see, nearly every tag team title reign ended when the company would fold or when they vacated the titles out of boredom. It is true that they DID lose the tag team titles in a match sometimes but it was almost always when the deck was stacked way in favor of their opponents, when they were at an extreme disadvantage.
With you two, it's obvious that the advantage goes to Gravedigger and Chester. You imitate greatness to compensate for your lack of greatness.
Gravedigger slows down his jogging and finally gets off of the treadmill. He walks over and snatches Brian's water bottle from him. Gravedigger takes out his earbuds and takes off the ipod from his arm, then takes off the cap from the bottle and pours the water over his head.
Gravedigger: Sorry to interrupt your camera time here, Brian, but I got a couple of things to say to the Superfans and then Dake Ken and Johnny Reb. Superfans, your time as tag team champions comes to an end on Sunday at Ultimate Showdown. Chester and myself are on a mission: to monopolize the championship scene in WCF. Well, maybe not completely monopolize it since there's rumors in the back of the reinstatement of the Television title, but we're going to one day hold the tag team titles as Exodus and then in singles action, I will be world champion. My brother will be either TV champion or United States Champion. It's only a matter of time. Seth can only put me in so many situations to either keep me from championship gold or to give me a disadvantage. This Sunday it ends. This Sunday I will once again hold championship gold here in WCF.
We are the best tag team in WCF. We have proven that before in the past and we will prove that again when we defeat you two in the ring. You can imitate whoever you want to out of all the past tag team champions or wrestlers in the history of this great sport. Hell, you could imiate us again on Sunday for all I care. It won't matter who you imitate because it won't increase your chances of winning. That's just the thing that Exodus does best: we win. The amount of losses on our record are very few and we don't plan on adding to that count anytime soon. Superfans, Breathtakers, Truth Addiction, a random tag team comprised of singles wrestlers that Seth puts together, we don't care who they are. We WILL become the tag team champions and we will remain the tag team champions until we're bored of the belts.
As I have been saying, I aim to show the wrestlers in the lockerroom what it means to be a fighting champion. I will show you what a true champion is WCF fans. Not these pitiful excuses for champions who bore you each week on television. No, you will see a true champion wrestling in the ring. A wrestler who takes on all comers, a wrestler who isn't put in matches with the odds stacked in their favor.. Now, I want to address the tag team match we had the other week at Slam. People are talking, saying that I got Exodus disqualified because I was afraid of losing. Whoever the scum-sucking leeches are that are saying that need to shut their mouth and get their facts straight. I hit Reb with the chair because I wanted to, because I felt like it. Johnny Reb wants to stand there running his mouth about how I'm not a threat, then he gets a chair to his skull. Speaking of getting disqualified, the referee is lucky that Dake Ken stepped in as he was about to be taken out. Who the hell did that referee think he was disqualifying the Epitome of Hardcore.
This Sunday, I will use a chair if I feel like it. I will use a trashcan, I will use the referee himself as a weapon, all I have to say is whoever the referee is that's booked for our match that night better be listening to what I have to say. If I choose to use a weapon, I can use it if I damn well please. If the referee decides to do his job and call the match in the Superfans favor due to disqualification, you're going to end up in the hospital.
Seth Lerch, I told you that putting me in the tag team match with your main event was a mistake. I told you I would hurt them both. You're lucky I didn't hit either one of them with a Death Driver. This Sunday your little ploy falls flat on its face when Exodus wins the tag team titles. Johnny Reb, Dake Ken, you both better be ready, whoever is the world champion after the pay per view will have Gravedigger to contend with.
The scene fades to black.
