Post by Apollo on Jul 19, 2009 14:25:04 GMT -5
It's 3:27 in the morning, on a thursday in the middle of summer. The phone rings. The phone rings again. A hand reaches out for the phone and barely misses slapping right next to it on the table, the fingers search the table like a pack of bloodhounds looking for meat. Finally the fingers touch plastic, and wraps around the ringing device. The index finger hits accept.
"Hello?"
"APOLLO! have you seen it yet? the tag team match that's been set up for slam this week?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Johnny Anthrax's manager Colton, now answer my damn question. Tank and Chris Avery have been forming a weird sort of friendship, I think they're going to be a formidable tag team, with some good ideas going into the show. You and Johnny need to get together and start pla..."
"Listen Colton"
"nning things out for when you gets have to face them at Slam."
"Colton listen to me."
"What?"
"Colton I have no doubt in my mind that Johnny and I are going to be fine. Tank and Avery may be friends, but when you're as big of a klutz as Tank is, and when you're all as high and mighty as Avery is. The only thing for them to do is fall. and fall hard. We wait for their first mistake and capitalize on it. We take them to places they never thought they'd be in a match. we divide and conquer. we have our own personal vendettas in this match anyways. I'm looking for revenge and if this is the only way to get tank in a match? then so be it. I'm going to knock that silly son of a bitch around that ring until he's begging me not to do it any longer. and then i'm gonna do it some more until he's a bloody pulp. He's embarassed me Colton, he's interrupted me, and he's been a thorn in my side for weeks. You and Johnny can worry about Avery. My deal is with that monster Tank, and i'm going to shatter his ugly face. Now why the hell did you call me at 3:30 in the morning? You're pissing me off Colton."
"Why did I call? Apollo I want to make sure you're ready."
"Colton....I'm a star, i'm always ready, but don't ever call me at this time again, or this vendetta I have against tank will shift to you and johnny."
Click.
"Hello?"
"APOLLO! have you seen it yet? the tag team match that's been set up for slam this week?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Johnny Anthrax's manager Colton, now answer my damn question. Tank and Chris Avery have been forming a weird sort of friendship, I think they're going to be a formidable tag team, with some good ideas going into the show. You and Johnny need to get together and start pla..."
"Listen Colton"
"nning things out for when you gets have to face them at Slam."
"Colton listen to me."
"What?"
"Colton I have no doubt in my mind that Johnny and I are going to be fine. Tank and Avery may be friends, but when you're as big of a klutz as Tank is, and when you're all as high and mighty as Avery is. The only thing for them to do is fall. and fall hard. We wait for their first mistake and capitalize on it. We take them to places they never thought they'd be in a match. we divide and conquer. we have our own personal vendettas in this match anyways. I'm looking for revenge and if this is the only way to get tank in a match? then so be it. I'm going to knock that silly son of a bitch around that ring until he's begging me not to do it any longer. and then i'm gonna do it some more until he's a bloody pulp. He's embarassed me Colton, he's interrupted me, and he's been a thorn in my side for weeks. You and Johnny can worry about Avery. My deal is with that monster Tank, and i'm going to shatter his ugly face. Now why the hell did you call me at 3:30 in the morning? You're pissing me off Colton."
"Why did I call? Apollo I want to make sure you're ready."
"Colton....I'm a star, i'm always ready, but don't ever call me at this time again, or this vendetta I have against tank will shift to you and johnny."
Click.
