Post by Anastasia Petrova on Jul 18, 2009 1:00:03 GMT -5
Anastasia was out of breath! She just ran 5 blocks and her chest was heaving and she was sucking in air. The cops were hot on her tail.
Anastasia: God damn I didn't think they'd be able to run this fast! Fucking pigs!
She pulled a flask of vodka from a clasp near the crotch of her red pants. She took a huge swig from the container.
Anastasia: Ahhh... that definitely hit the spot... now what do I do? I can't very well get caught!
Anastasia looks around and spots a nearby open door and figures she can jump the fence and run through the house. She takes one look behind her and she thinks she sees the cops just turning the corner. She starts sprinting towards the house and jumps over the fence. Anastasia falls into a wood pile just on the other side of the enclosure and rips the bottom of her pants.
Anastasia: FUCK! Great now my pants are ruined!
Anastasia makes a break for it and runs through the open door and stops immediately when she notices a German Shepard standing on guard near a table inside the house.
Anastasia: Good doggy... gooood doggy...
She slowly walks toward the dog not losing eye contact and extending her hand, palm upwards. The dog seemed to relax a bit and went up and sniffed Anastasia's hand. Anastasia noticed pretzels on the counter. She reached with her free hand for a few pretzels and offered the German Shepard some. The Shepard greedily ate them all up and began wagging his tail. Anastasia took a quick assessment of her surroundings and figured the front door would be near the living room area she could see from the dining room.
Anastasia: There you go pup... you like those don't you?
Anastasia started to walk into the living room when she noticed something shiny out of the corner of her eye. She turned her head and saw it was coming from a unique crystal prism of sorts that was hanging in a nearby window.
Anastasia: Ooo... that's so pretty... I could hang that in my sitting room window.
She walked the few steps to the window and quickly removed the crystal from the hook above the window and shoved it in her bra so as not to lose it if she had to run again. She started heading for the door.
Anastasia: I wish I could resist from taking something everywhere I go but whetever I always take awesome shit! Of course it would probably save me from having to always running from the fucking 5-O.
She opened up the front door and noticed a woman playing in the yard with two small children.
Anastasia: God shit fuck! Now how the hell am I supposed to leave the house! Just walk out and be like "Hey just dropping in... I'll be going now!"
Anastasia noticed a bush on either side of the house and decided to dive behind it. She started to head towards the driveway. The dog ran out behind her.
Woman in yard: Blitz, what are you doing out? What now you can open up doors? I was pretty sure I shut the door... I guess it didn't shut correctly. Blitz, do you want to come out?
Anastasia took advantage of this commotion and made a dash for the mini van in the driveway. She then walked onto the sidewalk and acted as though she was just taking a stroll. She smiled at the two children and their mother. The woman smiled back and the oldest child waved to Anastasia.
Anastasia: Now I just have to get home from here!
Anastasia started walking and was about two blocks from the house she just left and three blocks away from the store where she stole the makeup (eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick) and the five red thongs she just absolutely needed.
Anastasia: Hopefully the cops kept running and the car followed! Otherwise I might have a surprise reunion!
As Anastasia approached the store it looked like no one was outside and she figured she was safe. She kept looking around as she approached her blood red 2009 Harley Davidson Fat Bob motorcycle. She started it up.
Anastasia: Oh God I love this fucking bike so much it just gets my blood running hot!!
Anastasia put on her helmet and Gucci sunglasses and sped off!
Anastasia: God damn I didn't think they'd be able to run this fast! Fucking pigs!
She pulled a flask of vodka from a clasp near the crotch of her red pants. She took a huge swig from the container.
Anastasia: Ahhh... that definitely hit the spot... now what do I do? I can't very well get caught!
Anastasia looks around and spots a nearby open door and figures she can jump the fence and run through the house. She takes one look behind her and she thinks she sees the cops just turning the corner. She starts sprinting towards the house and jumps over the fence. Anastasia falls into a wood pile just on the other side of the enclosure and rips the bottom of her pants.
Anastasia: FUCK! Great now my pants are ruined!
Anastasia makes a break for it and runs through the open door and stops immediately when she notices a German Shepard standing on guard near a table inside the house.
Anastasia: Good doggy... gooood doggy...
She slowly walks toward the dog not losing eye contact and extending her hand, palm upwards. The dog seemed to relax a bit and went up and sniffed Anastasia's hand. Anastasia noticed pretzels on the counter. She reached with her free hand for a few pretzels and offered the German Shepard some. The Shepard greedily ate them all up and began wagging his tail. Anastasia took a quick assessment of her surroundings and figured the front door would be near the living room area she could see from the dining room.
Anastasia: There you go pup... you like those don't you?
Anastasia started to walk into the living room when she noticed something shiny out of the corner of her eye. She turned her head and saw it was coming from a unique crystal prism of sorts that was hanging in a nearby window.
Anastasia: Ooo... that's so pretty... I could hang that in my sitting room window.
She walked the few steps to the window and quickly removed the crystal from the hook above the window and shoved it in her bra so as not to lose it if she had to run again. She started heading for the door.
Anastasia: I wish I could resist from taking something everywhere I go but whetever I always take awesome shit! Of course it would probably save me from having to always running from the fucking 5-O.
She opened up the front door and noticed a woman playing in the yard with two small children.
Anastasia: God shit fuck! Now how the hell am I supposed to leave the house! Just walk out and be like "Hey just dropping in... I'll be going now!"
Anastasia noticed a bush on either side of the house and decided to dive behind it. She started to head towards the driveway. The dog ran out behind her.
Woman in yard: Blitz, what are you doing out? What now you can open up doors? I was pretty sure I shut the door... I guess it didn't shut correctly. Blitz, do you want to come out?
Anastasia took advantage of this commotion and made a dash for the mini van in the driveway. She then walked onto the sidewalk and acted as though she was just taking a stroll. She smiled at the two children and their mother. The woman smiled back and the oldest child waved to Anastasia.
Anastasia: Now I just have to get home from here!
Anastasia started walking and was about two blocks from the house she just left and three blocks away from the store where she stole the makeup (eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick) and the five red thongs she just absolutely needed.
Anastasia: Hopefully the cops kept running and the car followed! Otherwise I might have a surprise reunion!
As Anastasia approached the store it looked like no one was outside and she figured she was safe. She kept looking around as she approached her blood red 2009 Harley Davidson Fat Bob motorcycle. She started it up.
Anastasia: Oh God I love this fucking bike so much it just gets my blood running hot!!
Anastasia put on her helmet and Gucci sunglasses and sped off!
