Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2009 7:56:20 GMT -5
Gravedigger: What the hell do you mean we have a tag team match with Madd Dogg and his mystery partner next week? I thought that was at the pay per view??
The scene opens up in the lockerroom after this week's Slam. We are in Gravedigger's personal lockerroom. Chester is relaxing in a comfortable-looking armchair with his hood pulled down. A pair of headphone cords are running from his iPod to up under the hood, an indication that he's focused on whatever's playing instead of Gravedigger yelling. Gravedigger is standing in the lockerroom in his socks, black wrestling pants but no shirt on. His hair is matted from all the sweat. Brian is standing across the room from him, digging through Gravedigger's bag for something. Brian looks up at Gravedigger.
Brian: John, he apparently changed his mind about you not getting a shot at Madd Dogg until the pay per view. You're getting what you want...NEXT WEEK. You and Chester are in a tag team match with Madd Dogg and his mystery partner.
Gravedigger looks pissed off.
Gravedigger: Then what about Ultimate Showdown? Am I getting a title shot yet?
Brian shakes his head.
Brian: No, you don't get a shot at Dake Ken's title. That's Johnny Reb.
Gravedigger: Who?
Brian: Johnny Reb.
Gravedigger: Who?
Brian: The guy who wrestled for the title the other week against Torture and Dake Ken. He was the guy pinned for the title.
Gravedigger: ...WHO?
Brian: The cowboy for crying out loud! Have you not been paying attention?
Gravedigger: Is he the world champion?
Brian: No, Dake Ken is.
Gravedigger: Then I don't give a damn about some Johnny Reb. All I care about right now is Dake Ken's world title, Seth Lerch's conspiracy, and getting revenge upon Madd Dogg.
Brian: You better put all of your focus on Madd Dogg this week, forget about Dake Ken, forget about the WCF title, forget about Seth Lerch. We'll handle those things as they come up.
Gravedigger turns and hits a locker as hard as he can and dents it really badly. Gravedigger looks furious.
Gravedigger: DAMMIT I AM FOCUSED!!
Brian finally finds what he's looking for and grabs a towel, washcloth and a bar of soap. He walks over and pats Gravedigger on the arm, calming him down.
Brian: Get cleaned up, we need to get out of here and check into the hotel for next week's show. We need to hit up the local gym and get you two ready.
Gravedigger stares at Brian for a few seconds and then walks away.
Gravedigger: Fine.
Gravedigger heads through a door in the back of the lockerroom. Brian turns to the camera.
Brian: See what you've done, Seth Lerch. You can't make up your mind on when people are wrestling and you've pissed Gravedigger off worse than he was when Jessie was taken out last week. You said earlier that Gravedigger shouldn't feel like he's exempt from things happening, but you're going to quickly realize why he feels that he should be. It's because most people aren't stupid enough to piss him off. He's not like you and me, he's not someone who, when angry, loses focus and screws things up. No, Gravedigger's anger is always focused in the right place. His anger actually helps him. He's at his worst when he's calm. So you put Exodus in a tag team match with Madd Dogg and some mystery partner right away. Do you really think it's a good idea? No, actually maybe it is a good idea. A lot could happen between now and Ultimate Showdown. Bad things could happen. Things that could further piss off my brother. It would cause him to have more time to think about all the things you've done to my family, time to let his anger fester even more. To let the hatred build up.
This is just a normal tag team match with normal rules, however you seem to have a little issue here. You have really angry, pissed off wrestlers. Madd Dogg is pissed because of Logan, someone who is apparently gone. Gravedigger is pissed off for a number of reasons, reasons I don't even have to go into again as everyone practically saw and heard why tonight. Hell, Chester is pissed off too because of the attack a few weeks ago. Too bad the two culprits turned tail and ran, and how ironic is it that they disappear right when Chester returns. Glad we were able to see that they indeed have yellow streaks running down their backs as they walked away from WCF.
So the tag team match. Madd Dogg, you can talk all you want about how you're angry at Logan, but I'll go ahead and point out to you that you need to get in line. Even your kitana can't cut this line. There's a long line of people waiting to get their hands on Logan. The bloody mess Gravedigger left at Blast wasn't even the tip of the iceberg of his hatred towards Logan. Now it's time to focus on you. It's been nearly six long years since you were in the ring with my brother Gravedigger. He denied you the world title It was nearly two years later before you were finally able to capture it. He also took away your tag team titles back then, too.
Now here you two are years later about to step into another tag team match. Back then it was Gravedigger and Mike D. Now it's Gravedigger and his brother Chester. Exodus. Anyone who has watched wrestling over the years knows that name. They know that name as one of the most dominant tag teams ever. They have won more tag team titles than Ric Flair has won world titles. They win like it's a hobby. Like it's their job. Now they're pissed off at all the attacks and crap they've put up with since they lost the big 8-man tag team match a couple of months ago. You return to WCF and the first thing you do is piss off the biggest dog in the yard. That's ironic looking at your name. Seth is putting two dogs into the yard together that are both angry, both crazy, both out for blood. Next week's Slam is sure to be one of the biggest shows in a long time. Do not miss it!
The scene fades to black.
The scene opens up in the lockerroom after this week's Slam. We are in Gravedigger's personal lockerroom. Chester is relaxing in a comfortable-looking armchair with his hood pulled down. A pair of headphone cords are running from his iPod to up under the hood, an indication that he's focused on whatever's playing instead of Gravedigger yelling. Gravedigger is standing in the lockerroom in his socks, black wrestling pants but no shirt on. His hair is matted from all the sweat. Brian is standing across the room from him, digging through Gravedigger's bag for something. Brian looks up at Gravedigger.
Brian: John, he apparently changed his mind about you not getting a shot at Madd Dogg until the pay per view. You're getting what you want...NEXT WEEK. You and Chester are in a tag team match with Madd Dogg and his mystery partner.
Gravedigger looks pissed off.
Gravedigger: Then what about Ultimate Showdown? Am I getting a title shot yet?
Brian shakes his head.
Brian: No, you don't get a shot at Dake Ken's title. That's Johnny Reb.
Gravedigger: Who?
Brian: Johnny Reb.
Gravedigger: Who?
Brian: The guy who wrestled for the title the other week against Torture and Dake Ken. He was the guy pinned for the title.
Gravedigger: ...WHO?
Brian: The cowboy for crying out loud! Have you not been paying attention?
Gravedigger: Is he the world champion?
Brian: No, Dake Ken is.
Gravedigger: Then I don't give a damn about some Johnny Reb. All I care about right now is Dake Ken's world title, Seth Lerch's conspiracy, and getting revenge upon Madd Dogg.
Brian: You better put all of your focus on Madd Dogg this week, forget about Dake Ken, forget about the WCF title, forget about Seth Lerch. We'll handle those things as they come up.
Gravedigger turns and hits a locker as hard as he can and dents it really badly. Gravedigger looks furious.
Gravedigger: DAMMIT I AM FOCUSED!!
Brian finally finds what he's looking for and grabs a towel, washcloth and a bar of soap. He walks over and pats Gravedigger on the arm, calming him down.
Brian: Get cleaned up, we need to get out of here and check into the hotel for next week's show. We need to hit up the local gym and get you two ready.
Gravedigger stares at Brian for a few seconds and then walks away.
Gravedigger: Fine.
Gravedigger heads through a door in the back of the lockerroom. Brian turns to the camera.
Brian: See what you've done, Seth Lerch. You can't make up your mind on when people are wrestling and you've pissed Gravedigger off worse than he was when Jessie was taken out last week. You said earlier that Gravedigger shouldn't feel like he's exempt from things happening, but you're going to quickly realize why he feels that he should be. It's because most people aren't stupid enough to piss him off. He's not like you and me, he's not someone who, when angry, loses focus and screws things up. No, Gravedigger's anger is always focused in the right place. His anger actually helps him. He's at his worst when he's calm. So you put Exodus in a tag team match with Madd Dogg and some mystery partner right away. Do you really think it's a good idea? No, actually maybe it is a good idea. A lot could happen between now and Ultimate Showdown. Bad things could happen. Things that could further piss off my brother. It would cause him to have more time to think about all the things you've done to my family, time to let his anger fester even more. To let the hatred build up.
This is just a normal tag team match with normal rules, however you seem to have a little issue here. You have really angry, pissed off wrestlers. Madd Dogg is pissed because of Logan, someone who is apparently gone. Gravedigger is pissed off for a number of reasons, reasons I don't even have to go into again as everyone practically saw and heard why tonight. Hell, Chester is pissed off too because of the attack a few weeks ago. Too bad the two culprits turned tail and ran, and how ironic is it that they disappear right when Chester returns. Glad we were able to see that they indeed have yellow streaks running down their backs as they walked away from WCF.
So the tag team match. Madd Dogg, you can talk all you want about how you're angry at Logan, but I'll go ahead and point out to you that you need to get in line. Even your kitana can't cut this line. There's a long line of people waiting to get their hands on Logan. The bloody mess Gravedigger left at Blast wasn't even the tip of the iceberg of his hatred towards Logan. Now it's time to focus on you. It's been nearly six long years since you were in the ring with my brother Gravedigger. He denied you the world title It was nearly two years later before you were finally able to capture it. He also took away your tag team titles back then, too.
Now here you two are years later about to step into another tag team match. Back then it was Gravedigger and Mike D. Now it's Gravedigger and his brother Chester. Exodus. Anyone who has watched wrestling over the years knows that name. They know that name as one of the most dominant tag teams ever. They have won more tag team titles than Ric Flair has won world titles. They win like it's a hobby. Like it's their job. Now they're pissed off at all the attacks and crap they've put up with since they lost the big 8-man tag team match a couple of months ago. You return to WCF and the first thing you do is piss off the biggest dog in the yard. That's ironic looking at your name. Seth is putting two dogs into the yard together that are both angry, both crazy, both out for blood. Next week's Slam is sure to be one of the biggest shows in a long time. Do not miss it!
The scene fades to black.
