Post by Danny Vice on Jun 18, 2007 19:25:54 GMT -5
The scene opens on the set of the Oprah Winfrey Show. Today's special guest for the Mistress of Media is none other than the WCF very own, Creeping Death. CD is dressed in his normal creepy, yet also emo, dress and seated on the very same chair that Tom Cruise declared he and sanity no longer could co-exist several years ago. Oprah has already run a long and heartwarming montage of CD's life, including how his father beat his brother and sister to death when he was a child, the night CD ended his father's life in a fit of rage with a baseball bat, and of course, the night Torture nearly killed CD in the ring over the World Title in a TLC match.
Oprah Winfrey: Now tell us Corey, you don't mind if I use your real name do you? Ok, good. I'm Oprah, so it's not like you could say no. I have more money than God. Anyways, Corey, what has it been like the last few weeks in the WCF? We know you have an important show coming up in next month's XII, but you have not held a WCF title in so long now people have forgotten the time you were actually relevant?
Creeping Death: Hold on Oprah. Did you not see Timebomb? Does no one remember what Danny Vice looked like at the end of our match? The bloody heap of flesh which once resembled a human body was created by these two very hands in front of you. If you think titles were of the highest priority for me lately, you are sorely mistaken.
Oprah Winfrey: Of course. Well, you had a World Championship match with Skyler Striker, tell us a little bit about that without boring me and my viewers about your greatness.
Creeping Death: First of all, I am not worried about you or your viewers getting bored with one of the most technically sound and exciting matches in WCF recent history. Secondly, Skyler Striker may have retained his title that night, but he has not proven himself better than me. I never gave up, and never was pinned. And had it not been for Jade and Katie Striker who decided to crack me in the head with a chair, I may very well be the one facing Bobby Cairo this weekend.
Oprah Winfrey: I am glad you brought up Jade and Bobby. Everyone who is anyone knows about what happened there. What's your take on the situation?
Creeping Death: Look, you might think you're all high and mighty because you've got like a billion dollars, but I didn't come here to talk about any of the boring shit you've brought up thus far. I came here to promote Timebomb and XIII you narcissistic bitch. You named your production company Harpo...we all know that is Oprah spelled backwads.
CD begins to get up to leave as the Oprah crowd shakes their heads in disappointment like the judgmental chatty-kathy's they are.
Oprah Winfrey: I'm sorry Corey. Please don't go. I have a special suprise for you today. And no, it isn't a new house or a grand and extravagant vacation like I give to the rest of my underprivileged guests. It's a taped video from one of your opponents at Explosion with a message for you.
CD sits back down as the entire room looks back at the giant monitor which currently reads "Oprah", changes to the face of Danny Vice.
Danny Vice: Hey Creeps. I hope you enjoyed yourself today with Oprah. Yes, I know she's known for her tough-hitting questions and reputable journalistic abilities. But hey, it isn't everyday you meet someone as self-promoting as yourself. I wanted to send this message today to you so you can come back to reality. The last few weeks I've watched you go on and on about your precious XIII card. Yes, that's wonderful. You get another shot at Skyler that you don't deserve. And we all know that you've had a raging massive hard-on since your slumber party buddy Torture came back. Seeing you two inside the WCF ring talking about XIII...well shit all you guys were lacking was some sheep and some mountains for the Brokeback sequel. But it's time for you to stop acting like you're too damn good for more pressing matters. Such as Johnny Craven, the Hardcore Title, steel ladders, and myself. This Sunday the three of us get to do it again, and don't think for one second I forgot about our run-in with that glass table last time around. If it wasn't for you, I'd still have that gold title around my waist. And to tell you the truth, I couldn't care less. At Explosion, my focus is going to be on revenge. You know a little something about revenge, don't you? You've taken revenge into your own hands before.
Vice pulls a baseball bat into the picture.
Danny Vice: You know how revenge can be the ultimate form of liberation. How it can purge you down to the deepest and darkest parts of your soul. Of course you know all about it. This Sunday, it isn't your blood I am looking forward to. It's the feeling of washing my hands and face with your tears. And to twist a quote from your benevolent host today, "It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with ME - ALWAYS." And there is nothing you can do about it.
The video cuts back the words "Oprah" on the main screen on set. The cameras cut on to Oprah as she sends us to commercial with...
Oprah Winfrey: We'll be back after these words from our sponsors with Britney Spears showing us how to properly apply herpes medication.
Oprah Winfrey: Now tell us Corey, you don't mind if I use your real name do you? Ok, good. I'm Oprah, so it's not like you could say no. I have more money than God. Anyways, Corey, what has it been like the last few weeks in the WCF? We know you have an important show coming up in next month's XII, but you have not held a WCF title in so long now people have forgotten the time you were actually relevant?
Creeping Death: Hold on Oprah. Did you not see Timebomb? Does no one remember what Danny Vice looked like at the end of our match? The bloody heap of flesh which once resembled a human body was created by these two very hands in front of you. If you think titles were of the highest priority for me lately, you are sorely mistaken.
Oprah Winfrey: Of course. Well, you had a World Championship match with Skyler Striker, tell us a little bit about that without boring me and my viewers about your greatness.
Creeping Death: First of all, I am not worried about you or your viewers getting bored with one of the most technically sound and exciting matches in WCF recent history. Secondly, Skyler Striker may have retained his title that night, but he has not proven himself better than me. I never gave up, and never was pinned. And had it not been for Jade and Katie Striker who decided to crack me in the head with a chair, I may very well be the one facing Bobby Cairo this weekend.
Oprah Winfrey: I am glad you brought up Jade and Bobby. Everyone who is anyone knows about what happened there. What's your take on the situation?
Creeping Death: Look, you might think you're all high and mighty because you've got like a billion dollars, but I didn't come here to talk about any of the boring shit you've brought up thus far. I came here to promote Timebomb and XIII you narcissistic bitch. You named your production company Harpo...we all know that is Oprah spelled backwads.
CD begins to get up to leave as the Oprah crowd shakes their heads in disappointment like the judgmental chatty-kathy's they are.
Oprah Winfrey: I'm sorry Corey. Please don't go. I have a special suprise for you today. And no, it isn't a new house or a grand and extravagant vacation like I give to the rest of my underprivileged guests. It's a taped video from one of your opponents at Explosion with a message for you.
CD sits back down as the entire room looks back at the giant monitor which currently reads "Oprah", changes to the face of Danny Vice.
Danny Vice: Hey Creeps. I hope you enjoyed yourself today with Oprah. Yes, I know she's known for her tough-hitting questions and reputable journalistic abilities. But hey, it isn't everyday you meet someone as self-promoting as yourself. I wanted to send this message today to you so you can come back to reality. The last few weeks I've watched you go on and on about your precious XIII card. Yes, that's wonderful. You get another shot at Skyler that you don't deserve. And we all know that you've had a raging massive hard-on since your slumber party buddy Torture came back. Seeing you two inside the WCF ring talking about XIII...well shit all you guys were lacking was some sheep and some mountains for the Brokeback sequel. But it's time for you to stop acting like you're too damn good for more pressing matters. Such as Johnny Craven, the Hardcore Title, steel ladders, and myself. This Sunday the three of us get to do it again, and don't think for one second I forgot about our run-in with that glass table last time around. If it wasn't for you, I'd still have that gold title around my waist. And to tell you the truth, I couldn't care less. At Explosion, my focus is going to be on revenge. You know a little something about revenge, don't you? You've taken revenge into your own hands before.
Vice pulls a baseball bat into the picture.
Danny Vice: You know how revenge can be the ultimate form of liberation. How it can purge you down to the deepest and darkest parts of your soul. Of course you know all about it. This Sunday, it isn't your blood I am looking forward to. It's the feeling of washing my hands and face with your tears. And to twist a quote from your benevolent host today, "It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with ME - ALWAYS." And there is nothing you can do about it.
The video cuts back the words "Oprah" on the main screen on set. The cameras cut on to Oprah as she sends us to commercial with...
Oprah Winfrey: We'll be back after these words from our sponsors with Britney Spears showing us how to properly apply herpes medication.
