Post by Logan on Jun 8, 2009 11:56:53 GMT -5
"When the enemy fails to act or speak.. you do so for him."
Hank Brown: Who's ready for a good ole 'shoot promo'?
In classic game show fashion the interviewer parades the stage set up in front of an live audience. In response of the hosts routine weekly antics the crowd applauds expecting Dake Ken to stylishly make an entrance and ramble about current backstage happenings.
Hank Brown: And welcoming back the only WCF star who freely uses the term 'OOC' amongst us, Dake Ken!
The crowd gives a standing ovation seeing someone rumbling behind the stages curtains, Oh? Surprise! Logan casually appears from the back and takes a seat on the stage next to Hank Brown. The audience buzzes.
Hank Brown: Eh, Logan?
Dake's opponent nods.
Logan: Yeah, it's me. I'm taking Ken's spot this week for the ritual shoot promo, ya know, he wanted to be here but..
Hank Brown: Where is he?
Logan shrugs.
Hank Brown: Very well, okay Logan, that's your real name, correct?
Logan: Nope.
The crowd and Hank ease in silence, waiting for some sort of reply, Logan slips on some shades and gives no emotional response other than a Joaquin Phoenix-like stare. (see Joaquin on David Letterman)
Hank Brown: M'm. Moving on, whose your favorite wrestler to work with?
With a typical Dake Ken style 'shooting' response, he sarcastically adjusts himself against the small seat, nervously laughs, and responds.
Logan: Well, ya' know, it's always fun.. in WCF, it's like everyone is talented, ya' know? It's like playing bingo and everything's bingo. But, if I had to pick one guy who can really perk my lips, it'd be.. Randolph Hein's from XGWO.
Hank Brown: Who...?
Logan: You know? That guy who was a second cousin of Trent Hunter who was in the Elite who was some guy I faced eight odd years ago in some completely different community from the one we're actually currently in but yet I still take the time to weekly hit the name drop.. Randolph Hein. That guy.
Hank Brown: M'hm..
Logan is given an odd look from the 'shoot promos host'.
Logan: Would it have helped if I gave someone a 'Bitch Kick' before responding?
One of the die hard audience members begins a chant, a "WE WANT DAKE!" chant. Noticing this, Logan encourages them, standing to his feet on the stage and easily blending himself in amongst the crowd, chanting and shouting with them.
Logan and Company: WE WANT DAKE! WE WANT DAKE! WE WANT DAKE!
Hank Brown: Who's ready for a good ole 'shoot promo'?
In classic game show fashion the interviewer parades the stage set up in front of an live audience. In response of the hosts routine weekly antics the crowd applauds expecting Dake Ken to stylishly make an entrance and ramble about current backstage happenings.
Hank Brown: And welcoming back the only WCF star who freely uses the term 'OOC' amongst us, Dake Ken!
The crowd gives a standing ovation seeing someone rumbling behind the stages curtains, Oh? Surprise! Logan casually appears from the back and takes a seat on the stage next to Hank Brown. The audience buzzes.
Hank Brown: Eh, Logan?
Dake's opponent nods.
Logan: Yeah, it's me. I'm taking Ken's spot this week for the ritual shoot promo, ya know, he wanted to be here but..
Hank Brown: Where is he?
Logan shrugs.
Hank Brown: Very well, okay Logan, that's your real name, correct?
Logan: Nope.
The crowd and Hank ease in silence, waiting for some sort of reply, Logan slips on some shades and gives no emotional response other than a Joaquin Phoenix-like stare. (see Joaquin on David Letterman)
Hank Brown: M'm. Moving on, whose your favorite wrestler to work with?
With a typical Dake Ken style 'shooting' response, he sarcastically adjusts himself against the small seat, nervously laughs, and responds.
Logan: Well, ya' know, it's always fun.. in WCF, it's like everyone is talented, ya' know? It's like playing bingo and everything's bingo. But, if I had to pick one guy who can really perk my lips, it'd be.. Randolph Hein's from XGWO.
Hank Brown: Who...?
Logan: You know? That guy who was a second cousin of Trent Hunter who was in the Elite who was some guy I faced eight odd years ago in some completely different community from the one we're actually currently in but yet I still take the time to weekly hit the name drop.. Randolph Hein. That guy.
Hank Brown: M'hm..
Logan is given an odd look from the 'shoot promos host'.
Logan: Would it have helped if I gave someone a 'Bitch Kick' before responding?
One of the die hard audience members begins a chant, a "WE WANT DAKE!" chant. Noticing this, Logan encourages them, standing to his feet on the stage and easily blending himself in amongst the crowd, chanting and shouting with them.
Logan and Company: WE WANT DAKE! WE WANT DAKE! WE WANT DAKE!
