Post by Torture on May 30, 2009 18:47:36 GMT -5
Torture: Next Wrestling Federation Championship World Heavyweight Champion? Never.
- The scene is set inside the somewhat-dark hallway of Torture's house located in Los Angeles, California. The walls are being covered with pictures from the past. Torture pulls out another picture slowly out of a box sitting on the step stool. He dusts the picture off with a rag and posts it on the wall.
Torture: I swear Tiffany; This Johnny Reb guy thinks he's going to beat me for my title.. the title that has sat around my waist for god knows how long.
Tiffany: You don't have any doubts at all?
Torture: No, Tiff. Listen. I have doubts, every wrestler does. You have to respect that ring or you get whats comin' for ya. And that's a big ass whoopin. I don't doubt Johnny Reb from showing his best, but what I do know is that he won't beat me. I've beaten Gravedigger, Corey Black, and all those guys. I know what it's like being in the ring with the best, Reb hardly does. He was a small fish in a small pond, and now he's just the same except this is a much larger pond. Just because Seth Lerch picked his name out of a hat it seems and just gave him a random shot with another jobber doesn't mean he's the true number one contender.
Tiffany: Who is the number one contender?
Torture: Nobody. No one can beat me. No one ever will.
Tiffany: Huh. Here.
- Torture takes another picture from Tiffany and hangs it on the wall.
Torture: What makes me even more dangerous is now I don't have to rely on Chris Avery bringing me down. He was a good friend, and I taught him all I could, but he had to be shoved out on his own to see if he can last against the rest. He probably won't, but hey. That's the business.
Tiffany: I heard Johnny Reb saying he was the worthier man.
Torture: Where did you hear that?
Tiffany: WCF dot com.
Torture: Well, someone is keeping up on my wrestling career? Anyways, Is he the worthier man? Of what? Of Wrestling? No. I'm the wealthiest worthiest, most deserving human being in Professional Wrestling and the fact that I stand right here and tell you and the entire world this is what makes everyone else in wrestling hate me. And guess what? I don't give a shit. I'm only the bad guy cause the rest of WCF can't handle me, so the fans turn on me and boo me because no one can stand a winner on top of the mountain the entire time. Is Reb worthy enough to take this title from me? Hell no. He'll never rip this WCF Championship off my waist. I'm almost the greatest World Champion of all time.
Tiffany: Almost?
Torture: Yeah. I need two more successful defenses after I beat Johnny Reb, and then I need to hold on to the World Title until August 1st. I'll be one of the most recognizable names in WCF, and I'll be the greatest World Champion of all time. So after saying all that, do you honestly think pitiful ol' Johnny Reb is going to take this title off of me? I think not. What is the list of Reb's accomplishments in WCF since he joined? After six months of being on my own I was already Hardcore Champion and I was the fastest rising star in WCF. I still am. No one will ever break any of the records I have, or I'm about to have. The south won't rise this time.
Tiffany: Oh. K.
Torture: Yeah. THAT good.
- A knock on the door echoes through the house. Torture walks in his basketball shorts, white t-shirt and loafers across the living room to the front door. He opens it.
Torture: Hank? What the hell are you doing?
Hank: Interview time.
Torture: Uh.. you interview the other guys.. not World Champions.
Hank: About that.. I.. well, it's hard finding guys to interview. Everyone is so busy and all I can get is Tank Reaper, and low-card guys during the shows.
Torture: So go interview Tank Reaper?
Hank: Last time I walked over there and he was doing..
Torture: Ah! Ah! No. Don't do it Hank. Don't be that guy.
Hank: Sorry.
Torture: Let's do the interview. Tell the guy to turn on the camera.
Hank: Okay. First. I'm Hank Brown with Torture, and Tort, you're the World Champion but you were viciously attacked last week on Slam. You started the attacks first two weeks prior to today but whats your thoughts on the attacks from Reb?
Torture: He's a coward. Rick Mad is a coward and now Reb is a coward. I will say this. At least Reb shows up. If Chris would have left the ring like I told him, none of this would have happened last week. I would have never been attacked by Reb. Johnny only attacked me because he saw me down and out. What a coward. Tasteless, classless coward.
Hank: Speaking of Chris Avery, what is your thoughts on Avery now going out on his own?
Torture: Avery won't last and it's just sad. He has a ton of potential but Seth won't let him last very long in WCF. Especially now that he doesn't have my assistance to keep him booked in WCF. I'd be surprised if he lasts for more than two weeks. I'm just being honest. Chris will have his judgment day soon enough.
Hank: Reb thinks you're staining both the WCF title, and GWC title..
Torture: Just shut it Hank. I already know where you're going with this. You see, Reb is very fond of GWC. A lot of lowlifes were. Scum, I should say. Danny Vice was a big nobody with big dreams, and horrible execution. GWC was a cum-dumpster and yeah, I just said that.
Hank: We might have to edit that out.. that's kind of disgusting..
Torture: On Sunday. I'll be bringing out both Championship titles, and though it's not officially on the line, I'll be defending both GWC, and WCF. Because like it or not, face it Reb. Face it Hank. GWC's Champion is Torture.. the last official World Champion is Torture. I'm just a man who has a dream of putting gold on REAL, WORTHY winners. That would be me. The GWC.. and WCF.. World Champion.
Hank: Thanks Torture.
Torture: No Hank. I know I never said this, so I'll say it now. Thank you.
Hank: Really?
Torture: No.
Hank: Oka...
- The door shuts in Hanks face.
Hank: I hate that dick.
- End scene.
- The scene is set inside the somewhat-dark hallway of Torture's house located in Los Angeles, California. The walls are being covered with pictures from the past. Torture pulls out another picture slowly out of a box sitting on the step stool. He dusts the picture off with a rag and posts it on the wall.
Torture: I swear Tiffany; This Johnny Reb guy thinks he's going to beat me for my title.. the title that has sat around my waist for god knows how long.
Tiffany: You don't have any doubts at all?
Torture: No, Tiff. Listen. I have doubts, every wrestler does. You have to respect that ring or you get whats comin' for ya. And that's a big ass whoopin. I don't doubt Johnny Reb from showing his best, but what I do know is that he won't beat me. I've beaten Gravedigger, Corey Black, and all those guys. I know what it's like being in the ring with the best, Reb hardly does. He was a small fish in a small pond, and now he's just the same except this is a much larger pond. Just because Seth Lerch picked his name out of a hat it seems and just gave him a random shot with another jobber doesn't mean he's the true number one contender.
Tiffany: Who is the number one contender?
Torture: Nobody. No one can beat me. No one ever will.
Tiffany: Huh. Here.
- Torture takes another picture from Tiffany and hangs it on the wall.
Torture: What makes me even more dangerous is now I don't have to rely on Chris Avery bringing me down. He was a good friend, and I taught him all I could, but he had to be shoved out on his own to see if he can last against the rest. He probably won't, but hey. That's the business.
Tiffany: I heard Johnny Reb saying he was the worthier man.
Torture: Where did you hear that?
Tiffany: WCF dot com.
Torture: Well, someone is keeping up on my wrestling career? Anyways, Is he the worthier man? Of what? Of Wrestling? No. I'm the wealthiest worthiest, most deserving human being in Professional Wrestling and the fact that I stand right here and tell you and the entire world this is what makes everyone else in wrestling hate me. And guess what? I don't give a shit. I'm only the bad guy cause the rest of WCF can't handle me, so the fans turn on me and boo me because no one can stand a winner on top of the mountain the entire time. Is Reb worthy enough to take this title from me? Hell no. He'll never rip this WCF Championship off my waist. I'm almost the greatest World Champion of all time.
Tiffany: Almost?
Torture: Yeah. I need two more successful defenses after I beat Johnny Reb, and then I need to hold on to the World Title until August 1st. I'll be one of the most recognizable names in WCF, and I'll be the greatest World Champion of all time. So after saying all that, do you honestly think pitiful ol' Johnny Reb is going to take this title off of me? I think not. What is the list of Reb's accomplishments in WCF since he joined? After six months of being on my own I was already Hardcore Champion and I was the fastest rising star in WCF. I still am. No one will ever break any of the records I have, or I'm about to have. The south won't rise this time.
Tiffany: Oh. K.
Torture: Yeah. THAT good.
- A knock on the door echoes through the house. Torture walks in his basketball shorts, white t-shirt and loafers across the living room to the front door. He opens it.
Torture: Hank? What the hell are you doing?
Hank: Interview time.
Torture: Uh.. you interview the other guys.. not World Champions.
Hank: About that.. I.. well, it's hard finding guys to interview. Everyone is so busy and all I can get is Tank Reaper, and low-card guys during the shows.
Torture: So go interview Tank Reaper?
Hank: Last time I walked over there and he was doing..
Torture: Ah! Ah! No. Don't do it Hank. Don't be that guy.
Hank: Sorry.
Torture: Let's do the interview. Tell the guy to turn on the camera.
Hank: Okay. First. I'm Hank Brown with Torture, and Tort, you're the World Champion but you were viciously attacked last week on Slam. You started the attacks first two weeks prior to today but whats your thoughts on the attacks from Reb?
Torture: He's a coward. Rick Mad is a coward and now Reb is a coward. I will say this. At least Reb shows up. If Chris would have left the ring like I told him, none of this would have happened last week. I would have never been attacked by Reb. Johnny only attacked me because he saw me down and out. What a coward. Tasteless, classless coward.
Hank: Speaking of Chris Avery, what is your thoughts on Avery now going out on his own?
Torture: Avery won't last and it's just sad. He has a ton of potential but Seth won't let him last very long in WCF. Especially now that he doesn't have my assistance to keep him booked in WCF. I'd be surprised if he lasts for more than two weeks. I'm just being honest. Chris will have his judgment day soon enough.
Hank: Reb thinks you're staining both the WCF title, and GWC title..
Torture: Just shut it Hank. I already know where you're going with this. You see, Reb is very fond of GWC. A lot of lowlifes were. Scum, I should say. Danny Vice was a big nobody with big dreams, and horrible execution. GWC was a cum-dumpster and yeah, I just said that.
Hank: We might have to edit that out.. that's kind of disgusting..
Torture: On Sunday. I'll be bringing out both Championship titles, and though it's not officially on the line, I'll be defending both GWC, and WCF. Because like it or not, face it Reb. Face it Hank. GWC's Champion is Torture.. the last official World Champion is Torture. I'm just a man who has a dream of putting gold on REAL, WORTHY winners. That would be me. The GWC.. and WCF.. World Champion.
Hank: Thanks Torture.
Torture: No Hank. I know I never said this, so I'll say it now. Thank you.
Hank: Really?
Torture: No.
Hank: Oka...
- The door shuts in Hanks face.
Hank: I hate that dick.
- End scene.
