Post by Jack of Blades on May 29, 2009 19:57:03 GMT -5
Tennessee State Police: Arrest Report
Station/Precinct: NASHVILLE METROPOLITAN
Case No.: E347-9CL
Date of Arrest: 5.18.09
Arresting Officer: KUHN, OFFICER JEFFERY PAIGNTON
Arrestee Name: BLACK, COREY
D.O.B: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS)
Known Aliases: CREEPING DEATH, ‘C.D.’ ‘CD’, ‘FROST’, ‘SHINJI KIRYU’, ‘THE WOUNDED’, CREEPING DRAGON, ‘JOKER DEATH’ ‘CREEPING GEMATRIA’
(NB: Addendum from Profiling – Check latter alias. Re: Makes no feasible sense.)
Address:THE DARKEST RECESSES OF YOUR SOUL MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA/TOKYO, JAPAN
(NB: Exact home location could not be established. The suggestion that Minnesota and Tokyo are in relative close propinquity may warrant psych evaluation.)
Race: CAUCASIAN
(NB: Addendum from Psych Eval. – Having suggested in processing that he holds residence in TOKYO, JAPAN, arrestee BLACK may suffer from ‘Nationality Dissonance Disorder’ (DMV-IV. 292.88), a psychotic neurosis in which the inflicted believes himself to be of a different ethnicity to that which he is (in this instance: Asian). However, regardless of his delusions, the arrestee is white. Very, very white.)
Complexion: SEE ABOVE
Teeth: YES
Height: 5'09
Weight: 202
Sex: M
Somatotype: MESOMORPHIC - ATHLETIC
Hair: BLACK (ALL OVER)
Eyes: TWO
(NB: Addendum from Profiling - For future reference, ‘Eyes’ refers to colour rather than quantity. Same with 'Teeth.')
Glasses: N
Unique/Identifying Characteristics: HEAVILY SCARRED, SMELLS FAINTLY OF POTATOES AND TEENAGE ANGST
U.S. Citizenship: Y
Social Sec. No.: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS – PROBABLY HAS THREE 6s IN IT BECAUSE OF HOW ‘METAL’ HE IS.)
Occupation: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER
(NB: Addendum from Profiling – Next time a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER is booked, please enter ‘Occupation’ as ‘SPORTS ENTERTAINER’ per agreement with ‘that company up north.’)
Employer: SETH LERCH of WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
(NB: Addendum from Archives – Mr Lerch is well-known within certain ‘circles’ of the Nashville nightlife. Check CI sources for information pertaining to Mr Lerch and the arrestee sic RICO.)
Next of Kin:JODIA NIKKI VENUS
(NB: Error the fault of arrestee in profiling. Claims he ‘forgot which bitch.’)
Address of Kin: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS)
Parentage Status: FATHER – DECEASED/MOTHER - DECEASED
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Charge: POSSESSION/INTENT CONT. SUB. (D.E.A. 0640)
Degree: 1
Read: FEL. (Section: 220.44)
Location of Incident: SMOLLET CENTRE, NASHVILLE, TN.
Complainant: TENNESSEE STATE POLICE
Synopsis of Facts:
At 15:32 of 5.18.09, the NASHVILLE METROPOLITAN DISTRICT (SOUTH-EASTERN CHAPTER) of the TENNESSEE STATE POLICE received a phone-call re: suspected possession and distribution of contraband (D.E.A. 0640) by arrestee, BLACK, COREY. Phone-call derived from ANONYMOUS source (accented, presumably FRENCH) although in communication, ANONYMOUS was heard to say:
“JESPER, you know what happens if you consume a second pixie stick. DANNY VICE has yet to grow back his eyebrows.”
--presumably to unseen source in the room. ANONYMOUS disclosed his belief that BLACK, COREY was in ownership of contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0640). ANONYMOUS also opined his belief that BLACK was distributing and retailing said contraband (D.E.A. 0620) to his co-workers, saying:
“It is my belief that CD is being remuneration for his dirty mule-horse habits. I mean, have you looked at TANK REAPER recently? If TORTURE’s ego found a physical form, it would look like that.”
--ANONYMOUS also told TRANSMIT of BLACK’s current location and the suspected location of contraband (D.E.A. 0620) before ending communications. Upon cessation of communications with ANONYMOUS, S.W.A.T. was dispatched to the SOMMET CENTER with the intention to arrest with (OSS) F.I.A.T. (FELONY INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANCE TEAM) prepared to give additional support if necessary.
However, upon realizing that ‘BLACK’ was the suspect’s name rather than his ethnicity, S.W.A.T was recalled and the more conservative, condign unit of OFFICERS KUHN (myself), DONELSON, STANSKY and JEFFIN was deployed in its place. They were still allowed liberal use of their nightsticks though.
Upon arrival at the SOMMET CENTER, while OFFICER JEFFIN attended to a search of the suspect’s gym bag (making particular note of the odd pervasive aroma of hotdogs in BLACK’s changing room), DONELSON, STANSKY and myself went to apprehend the suspect. Unfortunately, BLACK was currently performing the duties of his career and thus the arrest was carried out on live national television. With that said, this officer would like to take the opportunity to repeat the old aphorism that ‘the camera adds ten pounds.’
(NB: Addendum from Seniority – Aphorism noted. Just lay off the doughnuts.)
At 21:17 (of the same day), DONELSON, STANSKY and myself returned, with the suspect, to OFFICER JEFFIN. OFFICER JEFFIN produced the suspect gym bag from BLACK’s room before demonstrating the contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0620) alluded to in the conference with ANONYMOUS. At the demonstration of the incriminating materials, BLACK opined that he was the victim of an elaborate set-up; a view which he has maintained in all interrogations. No evidence has yet surfaced which suggests BLACK’s defence as tenable let alone accurate.
Upon the procurement of the contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0620), we spent forty minutes travelling the corridors of the arena looking for the exit and our car. BLACK was then escorted to the SOUTH-EASTERN chapter of this police district and processed. I then returned home to a microwaveable SCALLOP RISOTTO meal, masturbated furiously to a HERBAL ESSENCES advert (NB: ‘Lavender Luxury’) and fell asleep drunk watching SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL reruns on LATE-NIGHT NBC…
Supplemental Information:
Two hours after the phone conversation with ANONYMOUS, at 17:37, SOUTH-EASTERN chapter also received another phone call pertaining to the activities of BLACK, COREY. The caller, this time, however, did not ask to remain anon. and instead provided his name as Mr LOU GUNN. Presumably, LOU GUNN was not the same caller as the first for the Spanish (potentially Austrian) accent was absent.
Regardless of any schizophrenic aphasia on the part of our phone confidantes, Mr LOU GUNN accused BLACK of frequenting the outskirts of RUDBRICK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL selling “balloons and heroin” to its pre-teen pupils. While there is no concrete evidence that BLACK has engaged in such an activity, this accusation will be furthered in future interrogations with the arrested.
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Pertinent Held Evidence:
CONTRABAND AND PARAPHANALIA RELATED TO THE USE OF AFOREMENTIONED CONTRABAND ILLEGAL PER D.E.A. REMIT 0620 OF RESTITUTION ACT 1972, SEC A. 220.24
Other Belongings Sequestered:
(NB: All items taken from the gym bag in which the contraband (D.E.A. 0620) was located)
BLACK GYM SOCKS,
BLACK TIGHTS,
BLACK LACED BOOTS (‘CHICANE’ BRAND),
RED POLKA DOT BOXERS,
A 12-PACK OF FOOTLONG ‘BALL PARK FRANKS’,
‘BLEACHED BONE’ PANCAKE MAKE-UP,
MIDNIGHT ABYSS BLACK FACE PAINT,
A FRAMED AND SIGNED PICTURE OF GREEN BAY PACKERS LEGEND BRETT FAVRE,
A RUBBER CHICKEN WITH A PULLEY IN THE MIDDLE,
A COPY OF ‘RIOT!’, THE LATEST ALBUM FROM POP-PUNK SENSATIONS, ‘PARAMORE’
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Psychological Evaluation:
In dealing with ‘performers’ (even those who so tenuously come under the heading as Mr BLACK does), I always find it most appropriate to start my questioning of the subject with the Freudian approach:
“Describe in single words only the good things that come to mind about…your mother.”
While such a tactic has been known to get some unlucky psychological profilers shot, Mr BLACK was relatively congenial in discussing his late mother. His father, however, is a different issue.
Mr BLACK’s files tell the story of an abusive father; abuse that eventually came to an end through the arrestee’s own hands. BLACK purports to have slain his father in self-defence; a belief that I consider to be routed in nothing more than neurosis. While his father may indeed be deceased, the ‘tough-guy’/’hard-life’ hyperbole of his back history suggests him to be an inveterate liar suffering some degree of emotional regression. In saying he murdered his father, he is crying out for help, like a disenfranchised teen cutting his wrists for nothing more than attention. Speaking of which…
In character references provided by two of Mr BLACK’s closest coevals, there is the overriding suggestion that Mr BLACK harbours an unnatural antipathy towards a certain caste of society: the ‘EMO.’
In my independent practice, I have come across many an adolescent befitting of the ‘EMO’ handle. A fragile sub-sect of the high school hierarchy; these misunderstood teens find solace and define themselves by their musical tastes and algolagnic activities.
According to the two aforementioned peers that lent character studies of Mr BLACK to this investigation, the arrested is responsible for many a hate-crime against the ‘EMO’ populace. (Presumably, the highly ambulatory nature of Mr BLACK’s career choice allows him to spread his deeply entrenched prejudice across the land).
However, like a homophobic priest spouting vitriolic bile at his rainbow parishioners, it is highly likely that the bigotry in which Mr BLACK revels actually derives from an unfulfilled desire to be an EMO. By repressing his own EMO-ness, Mr BLACK believes he is hiding it even though such tendencies are so obvious within his personality that even passing flies recognise his true nature.
Further counselling will be needed if Mr BLACK is tried guilty.
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Court Date: 6.3.09
Court Location: NASHVILLE EAST
D.I. Time: 08:00 AM
Judge Name: HON. T/J. E.M. OLIVER (T/COLONIE)
Station/Precinct: NASHVILLE METROPOLITAN
Case No.: E347-9CL
Date of Arrest: 5.18.09
Arresting Officer: KUHN, OFFICER JEFFERY PAIGNTON
Arrestee Name: BLACK, COREY
D.O.B: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS)
Known Aliases: CREEPING DEATH, ‘C.D.’ ‘CD’, ‘FROST’, ‘SHINJI KIRYU’, ‘THE WOUNDED’, CREEPING DRAGON, ‘JOKER DEATH’ ‘CREEPING GEMATRIA’
(NB: Addendum from Profiling – Check latter alias. Re: Makes no feasible sense.)
Address:
(NB: Exact home location could not be established. The suggestion that Minnesota and Tokyo are in relative close propinquity may warrant psych evaluation.)
Race: CAUCASIAN
(NB: Addendum from Psych Eval. – Having suggested in processing that he holds residence in TOKYO, JAPAN, arrestee BLACK may suffer from ‘Nationality Dissonance Disorder’ (DMV-IV. 292.88), a psychotic neurosis in which the inflicted believes himself to be of a different ethnicity to that which he is (in this instance: Asian). However, regardless of his delusions, the arrestee is white. Very, very white.)
Complexion: SEE ABOVE
Teeth: YES
Height: 5'09
Weight: 202
Sex: M
Somatotype: MESOMORPHIC - ATHLETIC
Hair: BLACK (ALL OVER)
Eyes: TWO
(NB: Addendum from Profiling - For future reference, ‘Eyes’ refers to colour rather than quantity. Same with 'Teeth.')
Glasses: N
Unique/Identifying Characteristics: HEAVILY SCARRED, SMELLS FAINTLY OF POTATOES AND TEENAGE ANGST
U.S. Citizenship: Y
Social Sec. No.: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS – PROBABLY HAS THREE 6s IN IT BECAUSE OF HOW ‘METAL’ HE IS.)
Occupation: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER
(NB: Addendum from Profiling – Next time a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER is booked, please enter ‘Occupation’ as ‘SPORTS ENTERTAINER’ per agreement with ‘that company up north.’)
Employer: SETH LERCH of WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
(NB: Addendum from Archives – Mr Lerch is well-known within certain ‘circles’ of the Nashville nightlife. Check CI sources for information pertaining to Mr Lerch and the arrestee sic RICO.)
Next of Kin:
(NB: Error the fault of arrestee in profiling. Claims he ‘forgot which bitch.’)
Address of Kin: (ELIMINATED FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE REASONS)
Parentage Status: FATHER – DECEASED/MOTHER - DECEASED
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Charge: POSSESSION/INTENT CONT. SUB. (D.E.A. 0640)
Degree: 1
Read: FEL. (Section: 220.44)
Location of Incident: SMOLLET CENTRE, NASHVILLE, TN.
Complainant: TENNESSEE STATE POLICE
Synopsis of Facts:
At 15:32 of 5.18.09, the NASHVILLE METROPOLITAN DISTRICT (SOUTH-EASTERN CHAPTER) of the TENNESSEE STATE POLICE received a phone-call re: suspected possession and distribution of contraband (D.E.A. 0640) by arrestee, BLACK, COREY. Phone-call derived from ANONYMOUS source (accented, presumably FRENCH) although in communication, ANONYMOUS was heard to say:
“JESPER, you know what happens if you consume a second pixie stick. DANNY VICE has yet to grow back his eyebrows.”
--presumably to unseen source in the room. ANONYMOUS disclosed his belief that BLACK, COREY was in ownership of contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0640). ANONYMOUS also opined his belief that BLACK was distributing and retailing said contraband (D.E.A. 0620) to his co-workers, saying:
“It is my belief that CD is being remuneration for his dirty mule-horse habits. I mean, have you looked at TANK REAPER recently? If TORTURE’s ego found a physical form, it would look like that.”
--ANONYMOUS also told TRANSMIT of BLACK’s current location and the suspected location of contraband (D.E.A. 0620) before ending communications. Upon cessation of communications with ANONYMOUS, S.W.A.T. was dispatched to the SOMMET CENTER with the intention to arrest with (OSS) F.I.A.T. (FELONY INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANCE TEAM) prepared to give additional support if necessary.
However, upon realizing that ‘BLACK’ was the suspect’s name rather than his ethnicity, S.W.A.T was recalled and the more conservative, condign unit of OFFICERS KUHN (myself), DONELSON, STANSKY and JEFFIN was deployed in its place. They were still allowed liberal use of their nightsticks though.
Upon arrival at the SOMMET CENTER, while OFFICER JEFFIN attended to a search of the suspect’s gym bag (making particular note of the odd pervasive aroma of hotdogs in BLACK’s changing room), DONELSON, STANSKY and myself went to apprehend the suspect. Unfortunately, BLACK was currently performing the duties of his career and thus the arrest was carried out on live national television. With that said, this officer would like to take the opportunity to repeat the old aphorism that ‘the camera adds ten pounds.’
(NB: Addendum from Seniority – Aphorism noted. Just lay off the doughnuts.)
At 21:17 (of the same day), DONELSON, STANSKY and myself returned, with the suspect, to OFFICER JEFFIN. OFFICER JEFFIN produced the suspect gym bag from BLACK’s room before demonstrating the contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0620) alluded to in the conference with ANONYMOUS. At the demonstration of the incriminating materials, BLACK opined that he was the victim of an elaborate set-up; a view which he has maintained in all interrogations. No evidence has yet surfaced which suggests BLACK’s defence as tenable let alone accurate.
Upon the procurement of the contraband and related paraphernalia (D.E.A. 0620), we spent forty minutes travelling the corridors of the arena looking for the exit and our car. BLACK was then escorted to the SOUTH-EASTERN chapter of this police district and processed. I then returned home to a microwaveable SCALLOP RISOTTO meal, masturbated furiously to a HERBAL ESSENCES advert (NB: ‘Lavender Luxury’) and fell asleep drunk watching SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL reruns on LATE-NIGHT NBC…
- Officer Jeffery P. Kuhn, Shield No. 1672
Supplemental Information:
Two hours after the phone conversation with ANONYMOUS, at 17:37, SOUTH-EASTERN chapter also received another phone call pertaining to the activities of BLACK, COREY. The caller, this time, however, did not ask to remain anon. and instead provided his name as Mr LOU GUNN. Presumably, LOU GUNN was not the same caller as the first for the Spanish (potentially Austrian) accent was absent.
Regardless of any schizophrenic aphasia on the part of our phone confidantes, Mr LOU GUNN accused BLACK of frequenting the outskirts of RUDBRICK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL selling “balloons and heroin” to its pre-teen pupils. While there is no concrete evidence that BLACK has engaged in such an activity, this accusation will be furthered in future interrogations with the arrested.
- Officer Jeffery P. Kuhn, Shield No. 1672
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Pertinent Held Evidence:
CONTRABAND AND PARAPHANALIA RELATED TO THE USE OF AFOREMENTIONED CONTRABAND ILLEGAL PER D.E.A. REMIT 0620 OF RESTITUTION ACT 1972, SEC A. 220.24
Other Belongings Sequestered:
(NB: All items taken from the gym bag in which the contraband (D.E.A. 0620) was located)
BLACK GYM SOCKS,
BLACK TIGHTS,
BLACK LACED BOOTS (‘CHICANE’ BRAND),
RED POLKA DOT BOXERS,
A 12-PACK OF FOOTLONG ‘BALL PARK FRANKS’,
‘BLEACHED BONE’ PANCAKE MAKE-UP,
MIDNIGHT ABYSS BLACK FACE PAINT,
A FRAMED AND SIGNED PICTURE OF GREEN BAY PACKERS LEGEND BRETT FAVRE,
A RUBBER CHICKEN WITH A PULLEY IN THE MIDDLE,
A COPY OF ‘RIOT!’, THE LATEST ALBUM FROM POP-PUNK SENSATIONS, ‘PARAMORE’
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Psychological Evaluation:
In dealing with ‘performers’ (even those who so tenuously come under the heading as Mr BLACK does), I always find it most appropriate to start my questioning of the subject with the Freudian approach:
“Describe in single words only the good things that come to mind about…your mother.”
While such a tactic has been known to get some unlucky psychological profilers shot, Mr BLACK was relatively congenial in discussing his late mother. His father, however, is a different issue.
Mr BLACK’s files tell the story of an abusive father; abuse that eventually came to an end through the arrestee’s own hands. BLACK purports to have slain his father in self-defence; a belief that I consider to be routed in nothing more than neurosis. While his father may indeed be deceased, the ‘tough-guy’/’hard-life’ hyperbole of his back history suggests him to be an inveterate liar suffering some degree of emotional regression. In saying he murdered his father, he is crying out for help, like a disenfranchised teen cutting his wrists for nothing more than attention. Speaking of which…
In character references provided by two of Mr BLACK’s closest coevals, there is the overriding suggestion that Mr BLACK harbours an unnatural antipathy towards a certain caste of society: the ‘EMO.’
In my independent practice, I have come across many an adolescent befitting of the ‘EMO’ handle. A fragile sub-sect of the high school hierarchy; these misunderstood teens find solace and define themselves by their musical tastes and algolagnic activities.
According to the two aforementioned peers that lent character studies of Mr BLACK to this investigation, the arrested is responsible for many a hate-crime against the ‘EMO’ populace. (Presumably, the highly ambulatory nature of Mr BLACK’s career choice allows him to spread his deeply entrenched prejudice across the land).
However, like a homophobic priest spouting vitriolic bile at his rainbow parishioners, it is highly likely that the bigotry in which Mr BLACK revels actually derives from an unfulfilled desire to be an EMO. By repressing his own EMO-ness, Mr BLACK believes he is hiding it even though such tendencies are so obvious within his personality that even passing flies recognise his true nature.
Further counselling will be needed if Mr BLACK is tried guilty.
-Dr Richard Hendrick
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Court Date: 6.3.09
Court Location: NASHVILLE EAST
D.I. Time: 08:00 AM
Judge Name: HON. T/J. E.M. OLIVER (T/COLONIE)
FOR THE ADMINISTRATION OF TENNESSEE STATE POLICE
