Post by Dake Ken on May 25, 2009 16:09:03 GMT -5
*In front of a green screen stands an older man. The man seems to be in his fifties or so. He only has a horseshoe of hair left semi circling his head. He has a mustache that is small and thin. He has on a pair of thick looking glasses as well. There is a light that will bounce off his head everyone once in a while when he moves sending a blinding beam of light into the camera. He is wearing a very ... very ... ugly suit. It is an off green color with a type of red accent mixed in. He is also wearing a red bow tie to top it off. He looks like Gene Oakerland's long lost brother. He stands with mic ready.
A graphic now appears on the green screen. The background of the graphic is blue, with a lighting effect that makes it darker at the top left corner and brighter as it continues down the image making the lower left corner is almost white. In the middle of the image there is a very goofy looking logo that says "Dake Ken." It is green in the middle with big large cartoonish looking letters. There is a red accent around the letters and a black shadow follows the direction of the lighting effect. The old man holds up the mic to his mouth and begins to talk.*
Man: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Dake Ken.
*From the left the shot Dake Ken walks into the scene. Some very awfully 80's music starts playing. Way too much synthesizer and very very electronic sounding drums. Dake is wearing some very 80's looking gear on as well. His tights have the poorly done logo on the green screen on them. Dake himself is wearing a vest along with the tights. It's a black vest made out of, what seems to be, polyester. He also has on a pair of goofy looking sunglasses. Almost like a pair of knock off aviators. Only ... more tacky.*
Dake: SCHEME ... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... GENE, How are you mah brotha!?
Scheme: I'm good sir. Boy do I have some questions for you Dake Ken!
Dake: Well brother I believe I have some answers for you my friend.
Scheme: Tonight you have a tag team match ...
Dake: You know I do brother and let me tell you something about it!
*Dake has been very animated throughout the interview, using his hands to talk a lot and moving around a lot. His voice is a bit lower than normal and he is speaking very fast too. "Scheme Gene" very much sounds like Mean Gene as well.*
Dake: *Smirking* Brother ... I'm not very worried about my tag team match tonight.
Scheme: I think you should be worried about that Dake! You are up against some impressive WCF superstars!
Dake: SCHEME! You don't think I know that? I'm up against some the US Champion and the number one contender for that same title! Yes sir, I've got some to caliber competition for tonight, but I've got something that they don't have Scheme brotha!
Scheme: Well Dake, I think that we're all very curious as to what that might be!
*Scheme motions to the camera as if motioning to the audience.*
Dake: You see brother I've got a secret weapon!
Scheme: We know tha...
*Dake just continues talking, cutting off Scheme*
Dake: You see brotha, I've got a giant on my side!
Scheme: A giant?!
Dake: That's right. I've got the seven foot five! Three hundred pound monster on my side! That is what Mikami and Daniels don't have!
Scheme: That could be of great help to you yes, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't focus!
Dake: Scheme! ... Bother! ... You've know me long enough to know that I never stop focusing! No matter how hard the odds are tipped in my favor dude!
Scheme: I know Dake, but this is very different from you!
Dake: I know dude! I know!
A graphic now appears on the green screen. The background of the graphic is blue, with a lighting effect that makes it darker at the top left corner and brighter as it continues down the image making the lower left corner is almost white. In the middle of the image there is a very goofy looking logo that says "Dake Ken." It is green in the middle with big large cartoonish looking letters. There is a red accent around the letters and a black shadow follows the direction of the lighting effect. The old man holds up the mic to his mouth and begins to talk.*
Man: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Dake Ken.
*From the left the shot Dake Ken walks into the scene. Some very awfully 80's music starts playing. Way too much synthesizer and very very electronic sounding drums. Dake is wearing some very 80's looking gear on as well. His tights have the poorly done logo on the green screen on them. Dake himself is wearing a vest along with the tights. It's a black vest made out of, what seems to be, polyester. He also has on a pair of goofy looking sunglasses. Almost like a pair of knock off aviators. Only ... more tacky.*
Dake: SCHEME ... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... GENE, How are you mah brotha!?
Scheme: I'm good sir. Boy do I have some questions for you Dake Ken!
Dake: Well brother I believe I have some answers for you my friend.
Scheme: Tonight you have a tag team match ...
Dake: You know I do brother and let me tell you something about it!
*Dake has been very animated throughout the interview, using his hands to talk a lot and moving around a lot. His voice is a bit lower than normal and he is speaking very fast too. "Scheme Gene" very much sounds like Mean Gene as well.*
Dake: *Smirking* Brother ... I'm not very worried about my tag team match tonight.
Scheme: I think you should be worried about that Dake! You are up against some impressive WCF superstars!
Dake: SCHEME! You don't think I know that? I'm up against some the US Champion and the number one contender for that same title! Yes sir, I've got some to caliber competition for tonight, but I've got something that they don't have Scheme brotha!
Scheme: Well Dake, I think that we're all very curious as to what that might be!
*Scheme motions to the camera as if motioning to the audience.*
Dake: You see brother I've got a secret weapon!
Scheme: We know tha...
*Dake just continues talking, cutting off Scheme*
Dake: You see brotha, I've got a giant on my side!
Scheme: A giant?!
Dake: That's right. I've got the seven foot five! Three hundred pound monster on my side! That is what Mikami and Daniels don't have!
Scheme: That could be of great help to you yes, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't focus!
Dake: Scheme! ... Bother! ... You've know me long enough to know that I never stop focusing! No matter how hard the odds are tipped in my favor dude!
Scheme: I know Dake, but this is very different from you!
Dake: I know dude! I know!
