Post by Logan on May 19, 2009 0:21:04 GMT -5
We come to another televised programming of what is expected to make you roll your eyes, another goof ball promo from mister self dubbed, mister Face of Treachery. The camera man filming this wasted television time is gifted at his skill, focusing on the logo "Victoria Secret" which begs many to question if the ToT lunatic decided to adjust his life once again and prance around in women's lingerie. Zooming away from the slut shop creates an image of a casually dressed Logan whom isn't in bras and thongs. He stands closely to the store front out stretching his hands to present the stores hottest selling item. The anthrax bra. The womanware created solely from a new type of spandex material dubbed, "anthrax". The term would scare off the hormonal teenagers, but, the real women who enjoy one night stands while their presents of a divorced marriage sleep feet away are the ones who really appreciate such a comfy item. Like moths on light bulbs. We get close enough to hear a God speak.
Logan: Before the name Johnny Anthrax hit my ears I was thinking about actually buying one of these fine items to gift the man tits of Tank Reaper. But, since WCF just employed a man whose last name is identical to boob attire, I thought, hell with Tank it's all about Johnny Anthrax. It's only right. Isn't it..?
An over produced look of stupidity hangs on his face.
Logan: Right?
Motioning the camera man to come closer, to show his beautifully aged face at up close, a face which continues to look dumb founded.. on purpose.
Logan: SHUT UP!
A passing by pedestrian 'marks'.
Logan: This sign next to me which presents the hot deal of this new steamy boob cover..
Pointing to the signs sale.
Logan: Two for one. No. One for two. Can they really throw numbers around like that when it comes to bras? Unless your the chick from Total Recall your not making it past two, two cups. Yeah? Okay. No? Pay attention. Johnny, this is for you.. a welcome gift. It's because of me a lot of you new superstars stay. I have no reasons for being the one to welcome, maybe I'm just a kind hearted guy, maybe I appreciate a new boob or two-- face or two. I do, really. Why else would I be shopping at Victoria Secret for a fellow wrestler? Johnny Reb has yet to get the long awaited sex change I've dreamt about, Jack of Blades refuses to let me burrow Dys for an afternoon, and Shannan Lerch.. that just got old. So, here I am, buying Johnny Anthrax an anthrax bra. I do believe a thank you is in order.
Fondling his backside. Oh? He produces a wallet from his back pocket. Ha. Checking the fatness of his wallet, the loaded leather case, he prances off into the store scented with vagina and perfume aroma. After taking his time to appreciate the finer models of the anthrax bras, he selects the cheapest one possible from the wall of boob clothes which he brings to.. THE COUNTER OF PURCHASE.
Logan: Hi tharr.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Hi! Oh, um, hi!
Logan: I've got a hard on-- bra. Ready purchase for a dear friend of mine and his name is Johnny.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: That's crazy!
Logan: Insane.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Outrageous.
Logan: Oh..
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Snap..
They stare at one another for what seems to be an eternity.
Logan: It has been awhile since I was arrested. What are you doing for dinner tonight besides going out with me?
Her face goes blush.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: I'm grounded tonight.
Logan: Shucks. How about tomorrow tonight?
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: I can always sneak out my window when my evil creators go to sleep.
Logan: You can and you will.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Controlling. I like that.
Logan: How much is this anthrax bra?
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: On--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Brief awkward pause.
Logan: Forgive me. I have to say that at least twice a promo or I don't receive a paycheck at the end of the week.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Oh! I know exactly what you mean. My boss makes me wear crotchless panties on Fridays.
Logan: Small world!
They exchange money and product.
Logan: Be seeing you later.
The small 'pedo' moment ends, the ball is removed him it's pink glitterish gift bag and worn, which, wearing the bra empowers him to prance around the store.
Logan: Anthrax for Anthrax. I may have trouble giving this up, John, ya' see I don't have anything to fill this clothing and neither do you. Either way it's very powerful. Wearing this anthrax bra gives me abilities only Corey Black could reach in his backstage blood shot stoned out parties. Speaking of which, you wouldn't be the type to do.. drugs.. would you, Anthrax? I can only wonder. Surprises come in all sorts of forms now'a'days. So, hating to be a giver taker, I will not give you this gift in fear that it will only give you advantage in our wrestling match. We're already wearing spandex anyway.
Getting a last glimpse of his prance in boob cloth before the camera can cut off.
Logan: Before the name Johnny Anthrax hit my ears I was thinking about actually buying one of these fine items to gift the man tits of Tank Reaper. But, since WCF just employed a man whose last name is identical to boob attire, I thought, hell with Tank it's all about Johnny Anthrax. It's only right. Isn't it..?
An over produced look of stupidity hangs on his face.
Logan: Right?
Motioning the camera man to come closer, to show his beautifully aged face at up close, a face which continues to look dumb founded.. on purpose.
Logan: SHUT UP!
A passing by pedestrian 'marks'.
Logan: This sign next to me which presents the hot deal of this new steamy boob cover..
Pointing to the signs sale.
Logan: Two for one. No. One for two. Can they really throw numbers around like that when it comes to bras? Unless your the chick from Total Recall your not making it past two, two cups. Yeah? Okay. No? Pay attention. Johnny, this is for you.. a welcome gift. It's because of me a lot of you new superstars stay. I have no reasons for being the one to welcome, maybe I'm just a kind hearted guy, maybe I appreciate a new boob or two-- face or two. I do, really. Why else would I be shopping at Victoria Secret for a fellow wrestler? Johnny Reb has yet to get the long awaited sex change I've dreamt about, Jack of Blades refuses to let me burrow Dys for an afternoon, and Shannan Lerch.. that just got old. So, here I am, buying Johnny Anthrax an anthrax bra. I do believe a thank you is in order.
Fondling his backside. Oh? He produces a wallet from his back pocket. Ha. Checking the fatness of his wallet, the loaded leather case, he prances off into the store scented with vagina and perfume aroma. After taking his time to appreciate the finer models of the anthrax bras, he selects the cheapest one possible from the wall of boob clothes which he brings to.. THE COUNTER OF PURCHASE.
Logan: Hi tharr.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Hi! Oh, um, hi!
Logan: I've got a hard on-- bra. Ready purchase for a dear friend of mine and his name is Johnny.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: That's crazy!
Logan: Insane.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Outrageous.
Logan: Oh..
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Snap..
They stare at one another for what seems to be an eternity.
Logan: It has been awhile since I was arrested. What are you doing for dinner tonight besides going out with me?
Her face goes blush.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: I'm grounded tonight.
Logan: Shucks. How about tomorrow tonight?
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: I can always sneak out my window when my evil creators go to sleep.
Logan: You can and you will.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Controlling. I like that.
Logan: How much is this anthrax bra?
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: On--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Brief awkward pause.
Logan: Forgive me. I have to say that at least twice a promo or I don't receive a paycheck at the end of the week.
This Color Symbolizes Teenage Girl: Oh! I know exactly what you mean. My boss makes me wear crotchless panties on Fridays.
Logan: Small world!
They exchange money and product.
Logan: Be seeing you later.
The small 'pedo' moment ends, the ball is removed him it's pink glitterish gift bag and worn, which, wearing the bra empowers him to prance around the store.
Logan: Anthrax for Anthrax. I may have trouble giving this up, John, ya' see I don't have anything to fill this clothing and neither do you. Either way it's very powerful. Wearing this anthrax bra gives me abilities only Corey Black could reach in his backstage blood shot stoned out parties. Speaking of which, you wouldn't be the type to do.. drugs.. would you, Anthrax? I can only wonder. Surprises come in all sorts of forms now'a'days. So, hating to be a giver taker, I will not give you this gift in fear that it will only give you advantage in our wrestling match. We're already wearing spandex anyway.
Getting a last glimpse of his prance in boob cloth before the camera can cut off.
