Post by Corey Black on May 18, 2009 15:46:48 GMT -5
The scene opens to a television screen showing "The Pick of Destiny." A man and a woman are heard laughing at the movie from behind the camera. JB and KG are performing "Master Exploder" in JB's mind. The two people are fucking hysterical. The camera turns around to see Corey Black and Nikki Venus on a couch watching the movie.
Corey Black: Move, cameraguy! Shit!
The cameraman does indeed move out of the way, and Corey Black pauses the movie. Nikki turns the lights on, and they're in a WCF locker room, being the day of the show.
Corey Black: Man, what do you want from me? I'm trying to relax before I'm led to slaughter. Seth is being a total cockass about this.
Nikki Venus: Now Corey, you fought for Seth so he could get WCF back.
Corey Black: And what does he do? BAM instantly, handicap matches galore. Like I'm Batista or something. Check my arms, I'm not Batista.
Nikki Venus: No no no, Seth thinks you're Wonderboy.
Corey Black: Then he's NASTY MAN! Do I need to take you far away from the mucky muck?
Corey winks. Nikki smiles. And then he randomly bursts into song!
Corey Black: This is a song ... for my Nikki. But cameraman, listen close. You don't always have to fuck her haaard, in fact, sometimes, that's not right. To do. Sometimes you've got to make some love, and fuckin' give her some smooches too. Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please, sometimes you've got to say hey!
Corey points at Nikki and begins thrusting the air.
Corey Black: I'm gonna fuck you ... softly. I'm gonna screw you gently. I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you ... discreeeeeeeetlyyyyyy! And then you say 'hey I bought you flowers.' And then you say 'wait a minute Nikki! I think I've got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' teamwoooork! Whats your favorite posish?
Nikki Venus: Behind?
Corey Black: That's cool with me. It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you. Whats your favorite dish?
Nikki Venus: Spaghetti!
Corey Black: I'm not gonna cook it, but ill order it from ZANZIBAR! And then I'm gonna love you completely. And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly. And then I'll fucking bone you completely. But then ... I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrd. HaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArd.
Nikki Venus: Did you watch a Tank Reaper promo?
Corey Black: Yeah.
Nikki Venus: Thought so.
The scene fades out with Corey Black looking sad because he got called out.
Corey Black: Move, cameraguy! Shit!
The cameraman does indeed move out of the way, and Corey Black pauses the movie. Nikki turns the lights on, and they're in a WCF locker room, being the day of the show.
Corey Black: Man, what do you want from me? I'm trying to relax before I'm led to slaughter. Seth is being a total cockass about this.
Nikki Venus: Now Corey, you fought for Seth so he could get WCF back.
Corey Black: And what does he do? BAM instantly, handicap matches galore. Like I'm Batista or something. Check my arms, I'm not Batista.
Nikki Venus: No no no, Seth thinks you're Wonderboy.
Corey Black: Then he's NASTY MAN! Do I need to take you far away from the mucky muck?
Corey winks. Nikki smiles. And then he randomly bursts into song!
Corey Black: This is a song ... for my Nikki. But cameraman, listen close. You don't always have to fuck her haaard, in fact, sometimes, that's not right. To do. Sometimes you've got to make some love, and fuckin' give her some smooches too. Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please, sometimes you've got to say hey!
Corey points at Nikki and begins thrusting the air.
Corey Black: I'm gonna fuck you ... softly. I'm gonna screw you gently. I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you ... discreeeeeeeetlyyyyyy! And then you say 'hey I bought you flowers.' And then you say 'wait a minute Nikki! I think I've got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' teamwoooork! Whats your favorite posish?
Nikki Venus: Behind?
Corey Black: That's cool with me. It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you. Whats your favorite dish?
Nikki Venus: Spaghetti!
Corey Black: I'm not gonna cook it, but ill order it from ZANZIBAR! And then I'm gonna love you completely. And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly. And then I'll fucking bone you completely. But then ... I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrd. HaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArd.
Nikki Venus: Did you watch a Tank Reaper promo?
Corey Black: Yeah.
Nikki Venus: Thought so.
The scene fades out with Corey Black looking sad because he got called out.
