Post by Odin Balfore on May 1, 2019 19:08:22 GMT -5
Avengers: Eleventh Hour
Don’t any of you sit there and tell me that you got love and passion; that you just want this ‘one last show’ to be great. This - this is all your fault. My what pretty little avengers we have, all pining for my WCF Horror Kore title, all fine and mighty folks, who’ve been hardcore in the past but yet suspiciously lacking in the present. I would love to hear FPVs glorious explanation. Roy Speede, Action Wrestling world champion and yet here he is, about to come full circle and be my bitch yet again. What about you Andre Holmes, probably on black twitter no doubt, raging that the last game of Thrones was darker sub Saharan family tree. Then theres Mikey Extreme, glad to see the boy went to staples and bought himself a new laptop.
Now with all the excuses out of the way, I guess you’re all free to claim the belt you never lost or some queer ass shit like that. The real champions have come home to find that their home as burnt to the ground.
All you pretty avengers, come to show your love and your appreciation for the company.
Story time.
My grandmother passed away a long time ago and her ex boyfriend came to the funeral and had the gall to ask about any sort of will, inheritance or monetary gain that he could gain from her passing. That is all of you right now, looking to come up and take this when none of you have been here to take this. It is gross and disgusting that in my 8 years of hard work in a plethora of ways but ya’ll wana walk up here like I owe you a shine job to make your career mean a little something more by being the ‘last WCF hardcore champion,’ while the world knows the truth and you will stare that truth in the eyes at ENDGAME when I blister and batter you boiled egg jobbers with the very careers that you hold dear.
Sure, maybe at one time, that was you too. Holding it down and doing your thing but you all left for work, school, jobs, family. This right here was family. I only left briefly because Seth Lerch made it clear that he didn't want me here but when I got the call to come back, I did.
That's what family does.
Unlike what you fuccboiz do.
Two C’s for the ultra cunts that I see before me, standing in the Shadow of the All Father. Let me tell you though that it is hard to shine what the sun cannot see and boys, let me tell you that ya’ll won’t be seeing any star up in the sky. This is the eleventh hour - you’re too late. Then again, you never meant to be on time at all. I know you’ll all tell me that you all bled for this company.
Well - some of us just cut deeper than others. FPV, Speede, you might belong in this match because ya’ll might belong here but I’ll make sure you live long enough to regret that. Some of you think I’m the worst. Some of you think that I’m the best. Some of you think a Nilla don’t break keyfabe to save his life.
I’m not in the life savin business.
I’m in the life destroying business and the universe is unsustainable and this Mad Gods fingers are itchy.
But wait, don’t let that stop you from telling the world how cut throat and dangerous you are; how you don’t run from fights. Nah, ya’ll just run from the truth and it hurts. FPV, you ain’t gonna cruise in here and hit head shots like your name was Hawk Eye so quit fuckin playin games and go back to Fortnite and floss your queer ass on home because we gonna toe up in a New York street fight and hold up Captain Dark-Merica, I cant hear you over the hypocrisy of you doing legit bare minimum your entire career. I’m glad that you’ve black widowed at WCFs peak but no one is going to care about the sacrifices that you’ve made or the one that you’re going to make on Sunday. You and everyone else is going to forfeit their life for the soul of WCF, the Horror Kore Championship. Then theres you Andre Holmes, I know that you hold your time with the title close to your heart but yet not close enough, if you had then we would not be having this conversation.
This conversation was over before it even began, with you oafish chump stains chomping at the chance to claim courageous glory. I don’t believe it, I don’t buy it and frankly still, no one else does either. Here comes Andre Holmes to white knight the dead. No one asked you here to defend the dead when you couldnt be bothered to comfort it when it was dying. All that you’re trying to do is steal valor.
My valor. My hard work over the past 8 years and you want to step in but unfortunately you just stepped in it.
#poopjoke.
#Holmes_Joke
I get it. You all want to step in and claim that superiority both as a champion and to the All Father and yet here I stand the only one among us active in WCF when it was ill fated. So, forgive me if I’m not willing to bow or break to your stupid attempts to claim superiority. Then again, I suppose one of you will force the Mad Titan to kneel or some ghey shit like that. Probable FPV or Speede. I know that's not Extremes taste. I’m sure he’ll just cry about his girlfriend while he takes a shit in a stunning 4k HD.
So bois, just call this the Preamble until you would be Avengers disassemble in that eleventh hour of my final match in WCF as Hardcore Champion, the flag bearer, the heart and soul of WCF.
The Mad Titan, cometh.
