Post by Lilith on Apr 30, 2019 10:52:21 GMT -5
@LilithsPurpleCrayons
Yep yep yep you heard it here first... Joey aka Ducky Flash is STILL super duper scared of Logi Bear!
Suuuuuuure he might be all... I am Joey/Ducky Flash (SAME THING!!!) hear me ROAR! Butttttttt the thing is REALLY in the real, Teddy bears are talking, world... he’s actually more like... squeak squeak squeak FGT squeak! Like the cowardly little mouse that he still is... desperately trying to sound all tough and stuff!
So the cookie-less cookie stand known as WCF is FINALLY closing down... which let’s be honest they should have done the first time they ran outta cookies! But before they do so they gonna have ONE final show... ONE final show to show who is the second bestest of the very second bestest!
Of course I’m not in it... I don’t need to be... we ALL already know I am the bestest! Have done for years and years and years! Literally greatest champion who ever championed a championship EVER = Lilo!
But the same stuffs can’t be said for the duck bestest known as being all fluffy and yellow. Suuuuuuure he might have beaten some jobber bears like Sand Bear, Clown Boy, Shark Face and all the rest of the toys no one liked... but DOUBLE NEWS FLASH!!!! Who didn’t beat them?!
Even the weirdo known as Teddy (not one of mine!) or Teo... or whatever the heck he wants to call himself nowadays beat Clown Boy! And now somehow he’s in the main event... SPOILERS: Because I’m not on the show.
Remember when I beat him for ANOTHER title I didn’t care about?! I do! It was fun
MY POINT BEING!!!! instead of Ducky Flash being all... quack quack quack FGT!!! he’s instead doubling down on the being a cowardly mouse!!! Instead of correcting the stuff he STILL can’t get over... he wants to fight Sand Bear for the million billionth time... in a match EVERY bear lost interest like THOUSANDS of times ago!
My Logi Bear STILL haunts him to this very day! True stuffs! You’d think if Ducky was the super big, bad, tough wrestler he’d want to correct that. I mean suuuuuuuure I know my Logi is TECHNICALLY dead right meow... but even a zombie ... or a ghost... or some other weird creature thinggy you’d see on Scooby Doo version of Logi Bear would STILL beat Ducky Flash!
Cos Logi Bear is/was the bestest Bear this place EVER saw (aside from Lilo of course)! Much better than each and every one of you jobber bears who are desperately trying to get a name for themselves! And we all ... ESPECIALLY Ducky Flash ... know it!!!!!!!
So instead of trying AND FAILING to correct what still haunts him worse than me beating Badger Bear for TWO different titles haunts him... Ducky Flash would rather go play in a sandpit during the last ever show... and at that point EVERYONE will turn off their TVs cos NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOME COWARDLY DUCK!!!
So with all that being said and done, as the worlds greatest and bestest WCF person EVER (aside from my Logi of course) I officially announce that the record books show...
Logi Bear: 2
Grime: 1
Ducky Flash: ZERO!!!
THE END!!!
Yep yep yep you heard it here first... Joey aka Ducky Flash is STILL super duper scared of Logi Bear!
Suuuuuuure he might be all... I am Joey/Ducky Flash (SAME THING!!!) hear me ROAR! Butttttttt the thing is REALLY in the real, Teddy bears are talking, world... he’s actually more like... squeak squeak squeak FGT squeak! Like the cowardly little mouse that he still is... desperately trying to sound all tough and stuff!
So the cookie-less cookie stand known as WCF is FINALLY closing down... which let’s be honest they should have done the first time they ran outta cookies! But before they do so they gonna have ONE final show... ONE final show to show who is the second bestest of the very second bestest!
Of course I’m not in it... I don’t need to be... we ALL already know I am the bestest! Have done for years and years and years! Literally greatest champion who ever championed a championship EVER = Lilo!
But the same stuffs can’t be said for the duck bestest known as being all fluffy and yellow. Suuuuuuure he might have beaten some jobber bears like Sand Bear, Clown Boy, Shark Face and all the rest of the toys no one liked... but DOUBLE NEWS FLASH!!!! Who didn’t beat them?!
Even the weirdo known as Teddy (not one of mine!) or Teo... or whatever the heck he wants to call himself nowadays beat Clown Boy! And now somehow he’s in the main event... SPOILERS: Because I’m not on the show.
Remember when I beat him for ANOTHER title I didn’t care about?! I do! It was fun
MY POINT BEING!!!! instead of Ducky Flash being all... quack quack quack FGT!!! he’s instead doubling down on the being a cowardly mouse!!! Instead of correcting the stuff he STILL can’t get over... he wants to fight Sand Bear for the million billionth time... in a match EVERY bear lost interest like THOUSANDS of times ago!
My Logi Bear STILL haunts him to this very day! True stuffs! You’d think if Ducky was the super big, bad, tough wrestler he’d want to correct that. I mean suuuuuuuure I know my Logi is TECHNICALLY dead right meow... but even a zombie ... or a ghost... or some other weird creature thinggy you’d see on Scooby Doo version of Logi Bear would STILL beat Ducky Flash!
Cos Logi Bear is/was the bestest Bear this place EVER saw (aside from Lilo of course)! Much better than each and every one of you jobber bears who are desperately trying to get a name for themselves! And we all ... ESPECIALLY Ducky Flash ... know it!!!!!!!
So instead of trying AND FAILING to correct what still haunts him worse than me beating Badger Bear for TWO different titles haunts him... Ducky Flash would rather go play in a sandpit during the last ever show... and at that point EVERYONE will turn off their TVs cos NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOME COWARDLY DUCK!!!
So with all that being said and done, as the worlds greatest and bestest WCF person EVER (aside from my Logi of course) I officially announce that the record books show...
Logi Bear: 2
Grime: 1
Ducky Flash: ZERO!!!
THE END!!!
