Gemini vs Jeff Purse
Apr 29, 2019 15:17:10 GMT -5
Gemini Battle, "Invincible" Damian Kaine, and 1 more like this
Post by Gemini Battle on Apr 29, 2019 15:17:10 GMT -5
Once upon a time not so long ago there was a man named Gemini Battle
(enter body of roleplay here- tlak about his past briefly and mention that he has escaped hell and is living in the bloodkeep underneath Hawaii trying to ressurect the 8th which is an evil entity that has been created as the 8th deadly sin)
(be sure to include shoot on Jeff Purse- mention the fact that he's OCD and probably gay... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT- Gemini Battle will fuck whoever. But jeff thinks he's gay because of his hyperchristian upbringing which isn't a real thing but will be said so in this story.)
Talk about how he lucked his way into winning war
Talk about how Jeff Purse sucks so bad that he might as well should be a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner
Find time to include the following insults
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!)
Win the match.
End
(enter body of roleplay here- tlak about his past briefly and mention that he has escaped hell and is living in the bloodkeep underneath Hawaii trying to ressurect the 8th which is an evil entity that has been created as the 8th deadly sin)
(be sure to include shoot on Jeff Purse- mention the fact that he's OCD and probably gay... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT- Gemini Battle will fuck whoever. But jeff thinks he's gay because of his hyperchristian upbringing which isn't a real thing but will be said so in this story.)
Talk about how he lucked his way into winning war
Talk about how Jeff Purse sucks so bad that he might as well should be a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner
Find time to include the following insults
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!)
Win the match.
End
