Post by Alex Richards on Apr 7, 2019 16:47:25 GMT -5
OOC: Not actually a recycled promo. I wouldn’t do that shady shit. Sad that some people have so I actually have to put up this disclaimer. Anyways enjoy.
The following is an encore presentation... aka a re run aka some asshole is too lazy to come up with new content. It's not even the summer months but we have re runs already apparently. So if you've already seen it before pretend you haven't. Or drink to the point where you can't remember it. Shit, as Alex Richards I endorse that idea regardless of whether you have seen it or not. You should also watch Slam smashed. Do your taxes smashed. Make love to your girlfriend while you're both smashed. Bowl while smashed. You get the picture. Everything is improved with Zim-Quila. Plus this is the week I'm celebrating winning the world title. You're practically obligated to drink with me now aren't you? So grab an adult beverage or twenty and enjoy.
September 25 2017
Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue walk into their locker room, holding up their newly won tag team championships letting up a whoop of triumph as they enter. Bonnie looks at Alex.
Bonnie Blue: Ya know they say we should act like we been here before.
Alex Richards: We have won the tag titles before.
Bonnie grins at her partner.
Bonnie Blue: What did we do last time?
Alex Richards: I believe we rented out an entire hotel, partied like rock stars and had to pay for it to be rebuilt.
Bonnie Blue: Partied like rock stars? We're Guardians.. We're better then any old rock star!
Alex Richards: So what you're saying is... we need a party that makes that party look tame?
Bonnie Blue: It's like you read my mind partner.
Alex Richards: We should probably wait for Preecha to finish crushing the competition and L to finish winning the hypermedia title from Corey Black.
Bonnie Blue: No reason we can't start the celebration earlier.
Alex Richards: Once again.. It's like you read my mind.. Don't worry though.. I got something special on ice.
Alex goes to the cooler.
Alex Richards: I knew we were going to beat Zombie McMorris and Kaz tonight to win those tag titles so I had this specially imported.
Alex reaches into the cooler and pulls out a bottle of Zim-Quila Platinum.
Alex Richards: I hear the Queen drinks this.
Bonnie Blue: Is that supposed to impress me.
Alex Richards: Nope.. this is.. I heard it stings twice as much when you get it in your eyes.
With that Alex sprays Bonnie directly in the face. The leader of the Guardians laughs.
Bonnie Blue: It does too. Why couldn't you have just got champagne?
Bonnie grabs a second bottle, shakes it up and blasts Alex in the face with it.
Alex Richards: Hey hold on.. that stuff is a thousand dollars a pop! We're totally worth it!
Bonnie Blue: How many did you get?
Alex Richards: A hundred.
Bonnie Blue: That seems like a massive waste of money.
Alex Richards: I bet on us to beat the ZWO.
Bonnie Blue: A smart bet.
Alex Richards: I thought so too. Now let's see how much broken glass and drank Zim-Quila we can get up to before the rest of the Guardians show up.
Bonnie Blue: Sounds like a plan to me.
Bonnie takes a careful sip from a fresh bottle.
Bonnie Blue: That's not bad actually. Unlike Zim-Quila it's not even an acquired taste.
Alex Richards: Zim-Quila is NOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE! IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
Alex Richards, obviously triggered, is about to go on a rant about his beloved booze. When all of the sudden the door of the locker room opens. A bouquet of flowers flies into the room. A bouquet of smoking flowers which quickly fills the room with green noxious smoke. Bonnie thinking quickly opens a window. Alex meanwhile picks up the table in their locker room probably going to be used for a buffet later and uses it to fan the smoke out the window. When complete Bonnie looks at Alex annoyed.
Bonnie Blue: That was not the way to celebrate.
Alex Richards: Don't look at me. I didn't do that. I mean I would have if I thought about it. Choking is caring after all. Hey.. wait a second.. it was totally your prank wasn't it?
Bonnie Blue: A prank actually would have been a decent way to celebrate. But I can't take the credit. Hey.. wait a second!
Bonnie looks around.
Bonnie Blue: Our tag titles! They're gone!
Alex Richards: Son of a bitch!
Bonnie Blue: Let's go. If we don't get those titles back before the rest of the Guardians show up we'll never hear the end of it.
Alex Richards: I feel you on that.
Bonnie rushes out into the hall, Alex following her as graceful as a buffalo. They sprint down the hall and immediately spot the culprits. Two guys in their early 20s saying oh shit oh shit over and over again. They scramble looking for a place to hide the belts. One, perhaps the less intelligent one places the belt in a drinking fountain. The other, who is actually the dumber one, attempts to wear the belt on his blue jeans like an actual belt. The Guardians quickly grab them by the scruffs of their collar.
Alex Richards: Where do you think you two happy assholes are going?
Guy 1: Umm.. we aren't happy.
Alex Richards: Yeah.. not that we caught you at least.
Bonnie Blue: Why on earth did you guys think you could steal our belts anyways honey. That was not a smart idea in the slightest.
Guy 2: We was gonna sell em on eBay.
Bonnie Blue: So let me get this straight. You guys were going to sell stolen property online.. using your real names?
Guy 1: We was gonna wear a mask.
Alex Richards: Seems like a sound plan.
Guy 1: Yeah.. see Alex agrees.
Alex Richards: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC STUPID!
Guy 2: I think I wet myself.
Guy 1: Me too.
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll are pathetic! You're just lucky we have a party to go too and aren't gonna waste our time on ya.
Guy 2: Can we come?
Alex Richards: Yeah..
Guy 1: Sweet!
Alex Richards: We're gonna play smash the bottle.
Guy 2: How does that go?
Bonnie Blue: Get outta here ya morons!
Bonnie boots one of the idiots in the rear as Alex and her pick up the belts and head off in the direction of their locker room.
Present Day
Alex Richards sits back in a leather chair, world title belt on his shoulder,boot full of Zim-Quila in his hand, watching the footage on a big screen television.
|Alex Richards: That just goes to show you. You don't always get to celebrate your big title wins the way you want to. I didn't get to celebrate my first WCF world title win the way I wanted to either. But don't worry folks I will be celebrating anyways. You can bet on that.
Alex takes a sip then continues.
Alex Richards: You know why I was watching that footage today though. Because it reminds me of my competition this weekend. Disappointing. Massively disappointing even. Samuel McPherson is facing me in a non title match.
Alex shrugs.
Alex Richards: Maybe. I'd tell Sam not to bother showing up if he wants to avoid a savage beating but apparently he might take me seriously and actually not show up. Those two jokers who stole Bonnie and mine's tag team titles in the UCI they didn't put up much of a fight. Which is why I'm reminded of you Samuel. Because it seems like every time we enter the ring together you don't put up much of a fight either. I worked my whole life, my whole career to be WCF world champion. Samuel.. you.. umm.. lost every single title match you ever had except for one. Now that wouldn't be that bad. The fact you're still fighting would actually be commendable.
Alex takes another drink, shakes his head.
Alex Richards: Only that ain't true either. When you were tag team champions you weren't a fighting champion. You never gave the number one contenders Bonnie Blue and I a shot. Now even that I wouldn't have a problem with except for the fact you spent so damn much time talking about how you were brining respectability to the tag team division. If there's anything I truly hate it's a hypocrite. You want to be champion at any cost. So be it. But don't talk about what fighting champions you are when you don't even want to face the best possible competition. That's a bitch move Sammy. Why are you being such a little bitch?
Alex scoffs.
Alex Richards: Like asking why the sky is blue ain't it? It's just your nature, right McPherson? Now I don't blame you. I wouldn't have wanted to fight the Guardians either. But now you only have to fight one member of the former Guardians. Too bad for you it's the Guardian who took out all the other members of the Guardians. I beat Bonnie Blue in a steel cage two weeks ago. For the world title. That one week overshadows your entire career. Then again.. that one week overshadows a lot of people's careers. Once upon a time you actually beat Bonnie Blue. I have no idea how that ever happened but I do for certain that you are not going to get a victory over me this week.
Alex finishes the boot. Looks at his belt.
Alex Richards: There are actually legimately better odds you don't even show up this week then there are that you beat me. If we're being honest it ain't even really close. You would assume I would have more respect for Sam after our match. He put up a good fight after all. It was a competitive match. He gave as good as he got for awhile. And you're right. I would have had more respect for Sam.
Pause
Alex Richards: If he didn't undo all that goodwill by no showing against Matt Draven a few weeks back. Even then people sometimes have a good reason not to appear. But Samuel didn't have a good reason. Samuel showed what kind of guy he is. He refused to face Matt Draven, ruining his match, because.. he felt disrespected. Are you kidding me? He felt that rookies were being given the opportunities that should have gone to him.
Alex looks as if he smelt a horrible fart or something.
Alex Richards: So.. his solution was to be an unprofessional shit and not even bother showing up to Slam? That's the guy who deserves title opportunies? I'm a guy who fought my whole life to win the WCF world title. I was constantly told I wasn't good enough. That I was never going to be good enough. Did I take my ball and go home? Oh fuck no! I kept fighting. If you were a world champion. If you were a top contender you could rest assured that I was coming for you. My hard work paid off. I am the WCF world champion.
Alex holds up the title.
Alex Richards: You aren't a champion. And you don't deserve to be. Because you don't have the mindset of a champion. You don't want rookies to get the shots you think you deserve? Prove it. Beat the fuck out of those rookies. Whining about it instead? That just proves you aren't a champion. That those rookies may have no experience in the WCF but they have a better chance of being a champion then you. You want things to be given to you instead of earning them. That says all I need to know about you Samuel. Really though.. you just feel threatened by the rookies receiving title shots because you feel threatened. They only had one or two matches and already everyone knows they are better then you. Which is probably really why you no showed instead of fighting them. You knew how it was going to go down so you didn’t even bother. Well you shouldn’t bother against me either. I know I’m better then some random rookies. Do you? Didn’t think so!
Alex shuts off the television.
Alex Richards: That's why I gave you the re run treatment because you aren't good enough to deserve any original content. A re run is all you're worth. A re run is more then enough to beat you. Samuel.. seemingly you are content that being someone your opponent doesn't have to be on their A game to defeat is good enough. If I’m being honest those two scrubs are actually more worthy of respect then you are anyways Sammy. At least they tried to steal the tag belts. You whined that you deserved respect and proved it by not even showing up. They might have just been a couple of punchlines but you didn’t even earn that honor. You’re a nobody McPherson. You’re a nobody because that’s what you earned. Do nothing.. you get no respect. Too bad you’re somehow not smart enough to realize even that. I could beat you literally with one hand. Maybe because I’ll need the second hand to stop your coward ass from running away from the beating.
Alex grins.
Alex Richards: Don't worry though. I will bring my best effort when we face off on Slam. Not because I need to. Not because you deserve it. But because I want to slaughter you. I want to embarrass you. I want to destroy you. Because I want to prove you aren't worthy of a match for MY world title. I worked too hard for too long to win the WCF world title to allow some slacker to lay claim to it. I'm not going to allow you to insult my WCF world title enough to even challenge for it let alone win it. That's right.. you don't even deserve a shot at it. And I will prove my point when we step into the ring.
Alex Richards: Like everybody expects any differently. Because every time Samuel faces a skilled wrestler they kick his ass. You had multiple television title shots against Teddy Blaze. They all ended the same. With Teddy scoring the win. You even had a chance to earn a world title shot whenever you wanted against Teddy. Spoiler alert.. you didn't win either that. Ever think that maybe the rookies got the opportunities over you because at least the fans don't know that they suck for sure? Everyone knows you suck. You're a big man psychically but you have the least amount of heart of anyone on the roster. You won't get to be world champion. I'll make sure of that. But you will get to go down in history. People will say.. Samuel McPherson.. he's like Dune.. only terrible.
Alex Richards: Silver lining, right? And right up your alley at that. You get to be remembered without the pesky bother of actually having to accomplish anything. Which.. you never do. I do have one question though. Did Lord Raab really leave the WCF because he was sick of being let down by such a horrible partner such as yourself? But hey you gave my buddy Jay Omega an easy route to the Hardcore title. So at least you're good for something. I guess. I'm a positive kind of guy so I have one more positive for you Sammy. At least you aren't going to lose to no name losers like Estrella Luiz and Edwina Lockhart again this week. I mean, that has to be embarrassing, right? Nope.. you're going to get smashed by the world champion. By the best wrestler on the WCF roster. Which is of course far better then you deserve. This match can only go two ways. You show up and I fucking annihilate you. You don't show up.. I go backstage find you and fucking annihilate you anyways. The only real question is are you going to continue being a coward Sammy or are you going to at least take your beating like a man? I don't really care which Samuel because I'm coming for you.. I'm coming to show why I'm the world champion. I'm coming to show why confusion always reigns. Because this world title reign of confusion has only just begun.. I'm fixing to show why it's going to continue for a long.. long time. Like that video this match isn’t going to be nothing more then a re run of every match Samuel and I have had before. The tag team match I had with Damien Kaine against Sam and Raab. Our singles match. There is only one possible winner. You don’t even need to watch. You’ve seen it before. Alex Richards wins in the end.
Fade To Black
OOC: Not actually a recycled promo. I wouldn’t do that shady shit. Sad that some people have so I actually have to put up this disclaimer. Anyways enjoy.
The following is an encore presentation... aka a re run aka some asshole is too lazy to come up with new content. It's not even the summer months but we have re runs already apparently. So if you've already seen it before pretend you haven't. Or drink to the point where you can't remember it. Shit, as Alex Richards I endorse that idea regardless of whether you have seen it or not. You should also watch Slam smashed. Do your taxes smashed. Make love to your girlfriend while you're both smashed. Bowl while smashed. You get the picture. Everything is improved with Zim-Quila. Plus this is the week I'm celebrating winning the world title. You're practically obligated to drink with me now aren't you? So grab an adult beverage or twenty and enjoy.
September 25 2017
Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue walk into their locker room, holding up their newly won tag team championships letting up a whoop of triumph as they enter. Bonnie looks at Alex.
Bonnie Blue: Ya know they say we should act like we been here before.
Alex Richards: We have won the tag titles before.
Bonnie grins at her partner.
Bonnie Blue: What did we do last time?
Alex Richards: I believe we rented out an entire hotel, partied like rock stars and had to pay for it to be rebuilt.
Bonnie Blue: Partied like rock stars? We're Guardians.. We're better then any old rock star!
Alex Richards: So what you're saying is... we need a party that makes that party look tame?
Bonnie Blue: It's like you read my mind partner.
Alex Richards: We should probably wait for Preecha to finish crushing the competition and L to finish winning the hypermedia title from Corey Black.
Bonnie Blue: No reason we can't start the celebration earlier.
Alex Richards: Once again.. It's like you read my mind.. Don't worry though.. I got something special on ice.
Alex goes to the cooler.
Alex Richards: I knew we were going to beat Zombie McMorris and Kaz tonight to win those tag titles so I had this specially imported.
Alex reaches into the cooler and pulls out a bottle of Zim-Quila Platinum.
Alex Richards: I hear the Queen drinks this.
Bonnie Blue: Is that supposed to impress me.
Alex Richards: Nope.. this is.. I heard it stings twice as much when you get it in your eyes.
With that Alex sprays Bonnie directly in the face. The leader of the Guardians laughs.
Bonnie Blue: It does too. Why couldn't you have just got champagne?
Bonnie grabs a second bottle, shakes it up and blasts Alex in the face with it.
Alex Richards: Hey hold on.. that stuff is a thousand dollars a pop! We're totally worth it!
Bonnie Blue: How many did you get?
Alex Richards: A hundred.
Bonnie Blue: That seems like a massive waste of money.
Alex Richards: I bet on us to beat the ZWO.
Bonnie Blue: A smart bet.
Alex Richards: I thought so too. Now let's see how much broken glass and drank Zim-Quila we can get up to before the rest of the Guardians show up.
Bonnie Blue: Sounds like a plan to me.
Bonnie takes a careful sip from a fresh bottle.
Bonnie Blue: That's not bad actually. Unlike Zim-Quila it's not even an acquired taste.
Alex Richards: Zim-Quila is NOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE! IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
Alex Richards, obviously triggered, is about to go on a rant about his beloved booze. When all of the sudden the door of the locker room opens. A bouquet of flowers flies into the room. A bouquet of smoking flowers which quickly fills the room with green noxious smoke. Bonnie thinking quickly opens a window. Alex meanwhile picks up the table in their locker room probably going to be used for a buffet later and uses it to fan the smoke out the window. When complete Bonnie looks at Alex annoyed.
Bonnie Blue: That was not the way to celebrate.
Alex Richards: Don't look at me. I didn't do that. I mean I would have if I thought about it. Choking is caring after all. Hey.. wait a second.. it was totally your prank wasn't it?
Bonnie Blue: A prank actually would have been a decent way to celebrate. But I can't take the credit. Hey.. wait a second!
Bonnie looks around.
Bonnie Blue: Our tag titles! They're gone!
Alex Richards: Son of a bitch!
Bonnie Blue: Let's go. If we don't get those titles back before the rest of the Guardians show up we'll never hear the end of it.
Alex Richards: I feel you on that.
Bonnie rushes out into the hall, Alex following her as graceful as a buffalo. They sprint down the hall and immediately spot the culprits. Two guys in their early 20s saying oh shit oh shit over and over again. They scramble looking for a place to hide the belts. One, perhaps the less intelligent one places the belt in a drinking fountain. The other, who is actually the dumber one, attempts to wear the belt on his blue jeans like an actual belt. The Guardians quickly grab them by the scruffs of their collar.
Alex Richards: Where do you think you two happy assholes are going?
Guy 1: Umm.. we aren't happy.
Alex Richards: Yeah.. not that we caught you at least.
Bonnie Blue: Why on earth did you guys think you could steal our belts anyways honey. That was not a smart idea in the slightest.
Guy 2: We was gonna sell em on eBay.
Bonnie Blue: So let me get this straight. You guys were going to sell stolen property online.. using your real names?
Guy 1: We was gonna wear a mask.
Alex Richards: Seems like a sound plan.
Guy 1: Yeah.. see Alex agrees.
Alex Richards: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC STUPID!
Guy 2: I think I wet myself.
Guy 1: Me too.
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll are pathetic! You're just lucky we have a party to go too and aren't gonna waste our time on ya.
Guy 2: Can we come?
Alex Richards: Yeah..
Guy 1: Sweet!
Alex Richards: We're gonna play smash the bottle.
Guy 2: How does that go?
Bonnie Blue: Get outta here ya morons!
Bonnie boots one of the idiots in the rear as Alex and her pick up the belts and head off in the direction of their locker room.
Present Day
Alex Richards sits back in a leather chair, world title belt on his shoulder,boot full of Zim-Quila in his hand, watching the footage on a big screen television.
|Alex Richards: That just goes to show you. You don't always get to celebrate your big title wins the way you want to. I didn't get to celebrate my first WCF world title win the way I wanted to either. But don't worry folks I will be celebrating anyways. You can bet on that.
Alex takes a sip then continues.
Alex Richards: You know why I was watching that footage today though. Because it reminds me of my competition this weekend. Disappointing. Massively disappointing even. Samuel McPherson is facing me in a non title match.
Alex shrugs.
Alex Richards: Maybe. I'd tell Sam not to bother showing up if he wants to avoid a savage beating but apparently he might take me seriously and actually not show up. Those two jokers who stole Bonnie and mine's tag team titles in the UCI they didn't put up much of a fight. Which is why I'm reminded of you Samuel. Because it seems like every time we enter the ring together you don't put up much of a fight either. I worked my whole life, my whole career to be WCF world champion. Samuel.. you.. umm.. lost every single title match you ever had except for one. Now that wouldn't be that bad. The fact you're still fighting would actually be commendable.
Alex takes another drink, shakes his head.
Alex Richards: Only that ain't true either. When you were tag team champions you weren't a fighting champion. You never gave the number one contenders Bonnie Blue and I a shot. Now even that I wouldn't have a problem with except for the fact you spent so damn much time talking about how you were brining respectability to the tag team division. If there's anything I truly hate it's a hypocrite. You want to be champion at any cost. So be it. But don't talk about what fighting champions you are when you don't even want to face the best possible competition. That's a bitch move Sammy. Why are you being such a little bitch?
Alex scoffs.
Alex Richards: Like asking why the sky is blue ain't it? It's just your nature, right McPherson? Now I don't blame you. I wouldn't have wanted to fight the Guardians either. But now you only have to fight one member of the former Guardians. Too bad for you it's the Guardian who took out all the other members of the Guardians. I beat Bonnie Blue in a steel cage two weeks ago. For the world title. That one week overshadows your entire career. Then again.. that one week overshadows a lot of people's careers. Once upon a time you actually beat Bonnie Blue. I have no idea how that ever happened but I do for certain that you are not going to get a victory over me this week.
Alex finishes the boot. Looks at his belt.
Alex Richards: There are actually legimately better odds you don't even show up this week then there are that you beat me. If we're being honest it ain't even really close. You would assume I would have more respect for Sam after our match. He put up a good fight after all. It was a competitive match. He gave as good as he got for awhile. And you're right. I would have had more respect for Sam.
Pause
Alex Richards: If he didn't undo all that goodwill by no showing against Matt Draven a few weeks back. Even then people sometimes have a good reason not to appear. But Samuel didn't have a good reason. Samuel showed what kind of guy he is. He refused to face Matt Draven, ruining his match, because.. he felt disrespected. Are you kidding me? He felt that rookies were being given the opportunities that should have gone to him.
Alex looks as if he smelt a horrible fart or something.
Alex Richards: So.. his solution was to be an unprofessional shit and not even bother showing up to Slam? That's the guy who deserves title opportunies? I'm a guy who fought my whole life to win the WCF world title. I was constantly told I wasn't good enough. That I was never going to be good enough. Did I take my ball and go home? Oh fuck no! I kept fighting. If you were a world champion. If you were a top contender you could rest assured that I was coming for you. My hard work paid off. I am the WCF world champion.
Alex holds up the title.
Alex Richards: You aren't a champion. And you don't deserve to be. Because you don't have the mindset of a champion. You don't want rookies to get the shots you think you deserve? Prove it. Beat the fuck out of those rookies. Whining about it instead? That just proves you aren't a champion. That those rookies may have no experience in the WCF but they have a better chance of being a champion then you. You want things to be given to you instead of earning them. That says all I need to know about you Samuel. Really though.. you just feel threatened by the rookies receiving title shots because you feel threatened. They only had one or two matches and already everyone knows they are better then you. Which is probably really why you no showed instead of fighting them. You knew how it was going to go down so you didn’t even bother. Well you shouldn’t bother against me either. I know I’m better then some random rookies. Do you? Didn’t think so!
Alex shuts off the television.
Alex Richards: That's why I gave you the re run treatment because you aren't good enough to deserve any original content. A re run is all you're worth. A re run is more then enough to beat you. Samuel.. seemingly you are content that being someone your opponent doesn't have to be on their A game to defeat is good enough. If I’m being honest those two scrubs are actually more worthy of respect then you are anyways Sammy. At least they tried to steal the tag belts. You whined that you deserved respect and proved it by not even showing up. They might have just been a couple of punchlines but you didn’t even earn that honor. You’re a nobody McPherson. You’re a nobody because that’s what you earned. Do nothing.. you get no respect. Too bad you’re somehow not smart enough to realize even that. I could beat you literally with one hand. Maybe because I’ll need the second hand to stop your coward ass from running away from the beating.
Alex grins.
Alex Richards: Don't worry though. I will bring my best effort when we face off on Slam. Not because I need to. Not because you deserve it. But because I want to slaughter you. I want to embarrass you. I want to destroy you. Because I want to prove you aren't worthy of a match for MY world title. I worked too hard for too long to win the WCF world title to allow some slacker to lay claim to it. I'm not going to allow you to insult my WCF world title enough to even challenge for it let alone win it. That's right.. you don't even deserve a shot at it. And I will prove my point when we step into the ring.
Alex Richards: Like everybody expects any differently. Because every time Samuel faces a skilled wrestler they kick his ass. You had multiple television title shots against Teddy Blaze. They all ended the same. With Teddy scoring the win. You even had a chance to earn a world title shot whenever you wanted against Teddy. Spoiler alert.. you didn't win either that. Ever think that maybe the rookies got the opportunities over you because at least the fans don't know that they suck for sure? Everyone knows you suck. You're a big man psychically but you have the least amount of heart of anyone on the roster. You won't get to be world champion. I'll make sure of that. But you will get to go down in history. People will say.. Samuel McPherson.. he's like Dune.. only terrible.
Alex Richards: Silver lining, right? And right up your alley at that. You get to be remembered without the pesky bother of actually having to accomplish anything. Which.. you never do. I do have one question though. Did Lord Raab really leave the WCF because he was sick of being let down by such a horrible partner such as yourself? But hey you gave my buddy Jay Omega an easy route to the Hardcore title. So at least you're good for something. I guess. I'm a positive kind of guy so I have one more positive for you Sammy. At least you aren't going to lose to no name losers like Estrella Luiz and Edwina Lockhart again this week. I mean, that has to be embarrassing, right? Nope.. you're going to get smashed by the world champion. By the best wrestler on the WCF roster. Which is of course far better then you deserve. This match can only go two ways. You show up and I fucking annihilate you. You don't show up.. I go backstage find you and fucking annihilate you anyways. The only real question is are you going to continue being a coward Sammy or are you going to at least take your beating like a man? I don't really care which Samuel because I'm coming for you.. I'm coming to show why I'm the world champion. I'm coming to show why confusion always reigns. Because this world title reign of confusion has only just begun.. I'm fixing to show why it's going to continue for a long.. long time. Like that video this match isn’t going to be nothing more then a re run of every match Samuel and I have had before. The tag team match I had with Damien Kaine against Sam and Raab. Our singles match. There is only one possible winner. You don’t even need to watch. You’ve seen it before. Alex Richards wins in the end.
Fade To Black
The following is an encore presentation... aka a re run aka some asshole is too lazy to come up with new content. It's not even the summer months but we have re runs already apparently. So if you've already seen it before pretend you haven't. Or drink to the point where you can't remember it. Shit, as Alex Richards I endorse that idea regardless of whether you have seen it or not. You should also watch Slam smashed. Do your taxes smashed. Make love to your girlfriend while you're both smashed. Bowl while smashed. You get the picture. Everything is improved with Zim-Quila. Plus this is the week I'm celebrating winning the world title. You're practically obligated to drink with me now aren't you? So grab an adult beverage or twenty and enjoy.
September 25 2017
Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue walk into their locker room, holding up their newly won tag team championships letting up a whoop of triumph as they enter. Bonnie looks at Alex.
Bonnie Blue: Ya know they say we should act like we been here before.
Alex Richards: We have won the tag titles before.
Bonnie grins at her partner.
Bonnie Blue: What did we do last time?
Alex Richards: I believe we rented out an entire hotel, partied like rock stars and had to pay for it to be rebuilt.
Bonnie Blue: Partied like rock stars? We're Guardians.. We're better then any old rock star!
Alex Richards: So what you're saying is... we need a party that makes that party look tame?
Bonnie Blue: It's like you read my mind partner.
Alex Richards: We should probably wait for Preecha to finish crushing the competition and L to finish winning the hypermedia title from Corey Black.
Bonnie Blue: No reason we can't start the celebration earlier.
Alex Richards: Once again.. It's like you read my mind.. Don't worry though.. I got something special on ice.
Alex goes to the cooler.
Alex Richards: I knew we were going to beat Zombie McMorris and Kaz tonight to win those tag titles so I had this specially imported.
Alex reaches into the cooler and pulls out a bottle of Zim-Quila Platinum.
Alex Richards: I hear the Queen drinks this.
Bonnie Blue: Is that supposed to impress me.
Alex Richards: Nope.. this is.. I heard it stings twice as much when you get it in your eyes.
With that Alex sprays Bonnie directly in the face. The leader of the Guardians laughs.
Bonnie Blue: It does too. Why couldn't you have just got champagne?
Bonnie grabs a second bottle, shakes it up and blasts Alex in the face with it.
Alex Richards: Hey hold on.. that stuff is a thousand dollars a pop! We're totally worth it!
Bonnie Blue: How many did you get?
Alex Richards: A hundred.
Bonnie Blue: That seems like a massive waste of money.
Alex Richards: I bet on us to beat the ZWO.
Bonnie Blue: A smart bet.
Alex Richards: I thought so too. Now let's see how much broken glass and drank Zim-Quila we can get up to before the rest of the Guardians show up.
Bonnie Blue: Sounds like a plan to me.
Bonnie takes a careful sip from a fresh bottle.
Bonnie Blue: That's not bad actually. Unlike Zim-Quila it's not even an acquired taste.
Alex Richards: Zim-Quila is NOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE! IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
Alex Richards, obviously triggered, is about to go on a rant about his beloved booze. When all of the sudden the door of the locker room opens. A bouquet of flowers flies into the room. A bouquet of smoking flowers which quickly fills the room with green noxious smoke. Bonnie thinking quickly opens a window. Alex meanwhile picks up the table in their locker room probably going to be used for a buffet later and uses it to fan the smoke out the window. When complete Bonnie looks at Alex annoyed.
Bonnie Blue: That was not the way to celebrate.
Alex Richards: Don't look at me. I didn't do that. I mean I would have if I thought about it. Choking is caring after all. Hey.. wait a second.. it was totally your prank wasn't it?
Bonnie Blue: A prank actually would have been a decent way to celebrate. But I can't take the credit. Hey.. wait a second!
Bonnie looks around.
Bonnie Blue: Our tag titles! They're gone!
Alex Richards: Son of a bitch!
Bonnie Blue: Let's go. If we don't get those titles back before the rest of the Guardians show up we'll never hear the end of it.
Alex Richards: I feel you on that.
Bonnie rushes out into the hall, Alex following her as graceful as a buffalo. They sprint down the hall and immediately spot the culprits. Two guys in their early 20s saying oh shit oh shit over and over again. They scramble looking for a place to hide the belts. One, perhaps the less intelligent one places the belt in a drinking fountain. The other, who is actually the dumber one, attempts to wear the belt on his blue jeans like an actual belt. The Guardians quickly grab them by the scruffs of their collar.
Alex Richards: Where do you think you two happy assholes are going?
Guy 1: Umm.. we aren't happy.
Alex Richards: Yeah.. not that we caught you at least.
Bonnie Blue: Why on earth did you guys think you could steal our belts anyways honey. That was not a smart idea in the slightest.
Guy 2: We was gonna sell em on eBay.
Bonnie Blue: So let me get this straight. You guys were going to sell stolen property online.. using your real names?
Guy 1: We was gonna wear a mask.
Alex Richards: Seems like a sound plan.
Guy 1: Yeah.. see Alex agrees.
Alex Richards: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC STUPID!
Guy 2: I think I wet myself.
Guy 1: Me too.
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll are pathetic! You're just lucky we have a party to go too and aren't gonna waste our time on ya.
Guy 2: Can we come?
Alex Richards: Yeah..
Guy 1: Sweet!
Alex Richards: We're gonna play smash the bottle.
Guy 2: How does that go?
Bonnie Blue: Get outta here ya morons!
Bonnie boots one of the idiots in the rear as Alex and her pick up the belts and head off in the direction of their locker room.
Present Day
Alex Richards sits back in a leather chair, world title belt on his shoulder,boot full of Zim-Quila in his hand, watching the footage on a big screen television.
|Alex Richards: That just goes to show you. You don't always get to celebrate your big title wins the way you want to. I didn't get to celebrate my first WCF world title win the way I wanted to either. But don't worry folks I will be celebrating anyways. You can bet on that.
Alex takes a sip then continues.
Alex Richards: You know why I was watching that footage today though. Because it reminds me of my competition this weekend. Disappointing. Massively disappointing even. Samuel McPherson is facing me in a non title match.
Alex shrugs.
Alex Richards: Maybe. I'd tell Sam not to bother showing up if he wants to avoid a savage beating but apparently he might take me seriously and actually not show up. Those two jokers who stole Bonnie and mine's tag team titles in the UCI they didn't put up much of a fight. Which is why I'm reminded of you Samuel. Because it seems like every time we enter the ring together you don't put up much of a fight either. I worked my whole life, my whole career to be WCF world champion. Samuel.. you.. umm.. lost every single title match you ever had except for one. Now that wouldn't be that bad. The fact you're still fighting would actually be commendable.
Alex takes another drink, shakes his head.
Alex Richards: Only that ain't true either. When you were tag team champions you weren't a fighting champion. You never gave the number one contenders Bonnie Blue and I a shot. Now even that I wouldn't have a problem with except for the fact you spent so damn much time talking about how you were brining respectability to the tag team division. If there's anything I truly hate it's a hypocrite. You want to be champion at any cost. So be it. But don't talk about what fighting champions you are when you don't even want to face the best possible competition. That's a bitch move Sammy. Why are you being such a little bitch?
Alex scoffs.
Alex Richards: Like asking why the sky is blue ain't it? It's just your nature, right McPherson? Now I don't blame you. I wouldn't have wanted to fight the Guardians either. But now you only have to fight one member of the former Guardians. Too bad for you it's the Guardian who took out all the other members of the Guardians. I beat Bonnie Blue in a steel cage two weeks ago. For the world title. That one week overshadows your entire career. Then again.. that one week overshadows a lot of people's careers. Once upon a time you actually beat Bonnie Blue. I have no idea how that ever happened but I do for certain that you are not going to get a victory over me this week.
Alex finishes the boot. Looks at his belt.
Alex Richards: There are actually legimately better odds you don't even show up this week then there are that you beat me. If we're being honest it ain't even really close. You would assume I would have more respect for Sam after our match. He put up a good fight after all. It was a competitive match. He gave as good as he got for awhile. And you're right. I would have had more respect for Sam.
Pause
Alex Richards: If he didn't undo all that goodwill by no showing against Matt Draven a few weeks back. Even then people sometimes have a good reason not to appear. But Samuel didn't have a good reason. Samuel showed what kind of guy he is. He refused to face Matt Draven, ruining his match, because.. he felt disrespected. Are you kidding me? He felt that rookies were being given the opportunities that should have gone to him.
Alex looks as if he smelt a horrible fart or something.
Alex Richards: So.. his solution was to be an unprofessional shit and not even bother showing up to Slam? That's the guy who deserves title opportunies? I'm a guy who fought my whole life to win the WCF world title. I was constantly told I wasn't good enough. That I was never going to be good enough. Did I take my ball and go home? Oh fuck no! I kept fighting. If you were a world champion. If you were a top contender you could rest assured that I was coming for you. My hard work paid off. I am the WCF world champion.
Alex holds up the title.
Alex Richards: You aren't a champion. And you don't deserve to be. Because you don't have the mindset of a champion. You don't want rookies to get the shots you think you deserve? Prove it. Beat the fuck out of those rookies. Whining about it instead? That just proves you aren't a champion. That those rookies may have no experience in the WCF but they have a better chance of being a champion then you. You want things to be given to you instead of earning them. That says all I need to know about you Samuel. Really though.. you just feel threatened by the rookies receiving title shots because you feel threatened. They only had one or two matches and already everyone knows they are better then you. Which is probably really why you no showed instead of fighting them. You knew how it was going to go down so you didn’t even bother. Well you shouldn’t bother against me either. I know I’m better then some random rookies. Do you? Didn’t think so!
Alex shuts off the television.
Alex Richards: That's why I gave you the re run treatment because you aren't good enough to deserve any original content. A re run is all you're worth. A re run is more then enough to beat you. Samuel.. seemingly you are content that being someone your opponent doesn't have to be on their A game to defeat is good enough. If I’m being honest those two scrubs are actually more worthy of respect then you are anyways Sammy. At least they tried to steal the tag belts. You whined that you deserved respect and proved it by not even showing up. They might have just been a couple of punchlines but you didn’t even earn that honor. You’re a nobody McPherson. You’re a nobody because that’s what you earned. Do nothing.. you get no respect. Too bad you’re somehow not smart enough to realize even that. I could beat you literally with one hand. Maybe because I’ll need the second hand to stop your coward ass from running away from the beating.
Alex grins.
Alex Richards: Don't worry though. I will bring my best effort when we face off on Slam. Not because I need to. Not because you deserve it. But because I want to slaughter you. I want to embarrass you. I want to destroy you. Because I want to prove you aren't worthy of a match for MY world title. I worked too hard for too long to win the WCF world title to allow some slacker to lay claim to it. I'm not going to allow you to insult my WCF world title enough to even challenge for it let alone win it. That's right.. you don't even deserve a shot at it. And I will prove my point when we step into the ring.
Alex Richards: Like everybody expects any differently. Because every time Samuel faces a skilled wrestler they kick his ass. You had multiple television title shots against Teddy Blaze. They all ended the same. With Teddy scoring the win. You even had a chance to earn a world title shot whenever you wanted against Teddy. Spoiler alert.. you didn't win either that. Ever think that maybe the rookies got the opportunities over you because at least the fans don't know that they suck for sure? Everyone knows you suck. You're a big man psychically but you have the least amount of heart of anyone on the roster. You won't get to be world champion. I'll make sure of that. But you will get to go down in history. People will say.. Samuel McPherson.. he's like Dune.. only terrible.
Alex Richards: Silver lining, right? And right up your alley at that. You get to be remembered without the pesky bother of actually having to accomplish anything. Which.. you never do. I do have one question though. Did Lord Raab really leave the WCF because he was sick of being let down by such a horrible partner such as yourself? But hey you gave my buddy Jay Omega an easy route to the Hardcore title. So at least you're good for something. I guess. I'm a positive kind of guy so I have one more positive for you Sammy. At least you aren't going to lose to no name losers like Estrella Luiz and Edwina Lockhart again this week. I mean, that has to be embarrassing, right? Nope.. you're going to get smashed by the world champion. By the best wrestler on the WCF roster. Which is of course far better then you deserve. This match can only go two ways. You show up and I fucking annihilate you. You don't show up.. I go backstage find you and fucking annihilate you anyways. The only real question is are you going to continue being a coward Sammy or are you going to at least take your beating like a man? I don't really care which Samuel because I'm coming for you.. I'm coming to show why I'm the world champion. I'm coming to show why confusion always reigns. Because this world title reign of confusion has only just begun.. I'm fixing to show why it's going to continue for a long.. long time. Like that video this match isn’t going to be nothing more then a re run of every match Samuel and I have had before. The tag team match I had with Damien Kaine against Sam and Raab. Our singles match. There is only one possible winner. You don’t even need to watch. You’ve seen it before. Alex Richards wins in the end.
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OOC: Not actually a recycled promo. I wouldn’t do that shady shit. Sad that some people have so I actually have to put up this disclaimer. Anyways enjoy.
The following is an encore presentation... aka a re run aka some asshole is too lazy to come up with new content. It's not even the summer months but we have re runs already apparently. So if you've already seen it before pretend you haven't. Or drink to the point where you can't remember it. Shit, as Alex Richards I endorse that idea regardless of whether you have seen it or not. You should also watch Slam smashed. Do your taxes smashed. Make love to your girlfriend while you're both smashed. Bowl while smashed. You get the picture. Everything is improved with Zim-Quila. Plus this is the week I'm celebrating winning the world title. You're practically obligated to drink with me now aren't you? So grab an adult beverage or twenty and enjoy.
September 25 2017
Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue walk into their locker room, holding up their newly won tag team championships letting up a whoop of triumph as they enter. Bonnie looks at Alex.
Bonnie Blue: Ya know they say we should act like we been here before.
Alex Richards: We have won the tag titles before.
Bonnie grins at her partner.
Bonnie Blue: What did we do last time?
Alex Richards: I believe we rented out an entire hotel, partied like rock stars and had to pay for it to be rebuilt.
Bonnie Blue: Partied like rock stars? We're Guardians.. We're better then any old rock star!
Alex Richards: So what you're saying is... we need a party that makes that party look tame?
Bonnie Blue: It's like you read my mind partner.
Alex Richards: We should probably wait for Preecha to finish crushing the competition and L to finish winning the hypermedia title from Corey Black.
Bonnie Blue: No reason we can't start the celebration earlier.
Alex Richards: Once again.. It's like you read my mind.. Don't worry though.. I got something special on ice.
Alex goes to the cooler.
Alex Richards: I knew we were going to beat Zombie McMorris and Kaz tonight to win those tag titles so I had this specially imported.
Alex reaches into the cooler and pulls out a bottle of Zim-Quila Platinum.
Alex Richards: I hear the Queen drinks this.
Bonnie Blue: Is that supposed to impress me.
Alex Richards: Nope.. this is.. I heard it stings twice as much when you get it in your eyes.
With that Alex sprays Bonnie directly in the face. The leader of the Guardians laughs.
Bonnie Blue: It does too. Why couldn't you have just got champagne?
Bonnie grabs a second bottle, shakes it up and blasts Alex in the face with it.
Alex Richards: Hey hold on.. that stuff is a thousand dollars a pop! We're totally worth it!
Bonnie Blue: How many did you get?
Alex Richards: A hundred.
Bonnie Blue: That seems like a massive waste of money.
Alex Richards: I bet on us to beat the ZWO.
Bonnie Blue: A smart bet.
Alex Richards: I thought so too. Now let's see how much broken glass and drank Zim-Quila we can get up to before the rest of the Guardians show up.
Bonnie Blue: Sounds like a plan to me.
Bonnie takes a careful sip from a fresh bottle.
Bonnie Blue: That's not bad actually. Unlike Zim-Quila it's not even an acquired taste.
Alex Richards: Zim-Quila is NOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE! IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
Alex Richards, obviously triggered, is about to go on a rant about his beloved booze. When all of the sudden the door of the locker room opens. A bouquet of flowers flies into the room. A bouquet of smoking flowers which quickly fills the room with green noxious smoke. Bonnie thinking quickly opens a window. Alex meanwhile picks up the table in their locker room probably going to be used for a buffet later and uses it to fan the smoke out the window. When complete Bonnie looks at Alex annoyed.
Bonnie Blue: That was not the way to celebrate.
Alex Richards: Don't look at me. I didn't do that. I mean I would have if I thought about it. Choking is caring after all. Hey.. wait a second.. it was totally your prank wasn't it?
Bonnie Blue: A prank actually would have been a decent way to celebrate. But I can't take the credit. Hey.. wait a second!
Bonnie looks around.
Bonnie Blue: Our tag titles! They're gone!
Alex Richards: Son of a bitch!
Bonnie Blue: Let's go. If we don't get those titles back before the rest of the Guardians show up we'll never hear the end of it.
Alex Richards: I feel you on that.
Bonnie rushes out into the hall, Alex following her as graceful as a buffalo. They sprint down the hall and immediately spot the culprits. Two guys in their early 20s saying oh shit oh shit over and over again. They scramble looking for a place to hide the belts. One, perhaps the less intelligent one places the belt in a drinking fountain. The other, who is actually the dumber one, attempts to wear the belt on his blue jeans like an actual belt. The Guardians quickly grab them by the scruffs of their collar.
Alex Richards: Where do you think you two happy assholes are going?
Guy 1: Umm.. we aren't happy.
Alex Richards: Yeah.. not that we caught you at least.
Bonnie Blue: Why on earth did you guys think you could steal our belts anyways honey. That was not a smart idea in the slightest.
Guy 2: We was gonna sell em on eBay.
Bonnie Blue: So let me get this straight. You guys were going to sell stolen property online.. using your real names?
Guy 1: We was gonna wear a mask.
Alex Richards: Seems like a sound plan.
Guy 1: Yeah.. see Alex agrees.
Alex Richards: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC STUPID!
Guy 2: I think I wet myself.
Guy 1: Me too.
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll are pathetic! You're just lucky we have a party to go too and aren't gonna waste our time on ya.
Guy 2: Can we come?
Alex Richards: Yeah..
Guy 1: Sweet!
Alex Richards: We're gonna play smash the bottle.
Guy 2: How does that go?
Bonnie Blue: Get outta here ya morons!
Bonnie boots one of the idiots in the rear as Alex and her pick up the belts and head off in the direction of their locker room.
Present Day
Alex Richards sits back in a leather chair, world title belt on his shoulder,boot full of Zim-Quila in his hand, watching the footage on a big screen television.
|Alex Richards: That just goes to show you. You don't always get to celebrate your big title wins the way you want to. I didn't get to celebrate my first WCF world title win the way I wanted to either. But don't worry folks I will be celebrating anyways. You can bet on that.
Alex takes a sip then continues.
Alex Richards: You know why I was watching that footage today though. Because it reminds me of my competition this weekend. Disappointing. Massively disappointing even. Samuel McPherson is facing me in a non title match.
Alex shrugs.
Alex Richards: Maybe. I'd tell Sam not to bother showing up if he wants to avoid a savage beating but apparently he might take me seriously and actually not show up. Those two jokers who stole Bonnie and mine's tag team titles in the UCI they didn't put up much of a fight. Which is why I'm reminded of you Samuel. Because it seems like every time we enter the ring together you don't put up much of a fight either. I worked my whole life, my whole career to be WCF world champion. Samuel.. you.. umm.. lost every single title match you ever had except for one. Now that wouldn't be that bad. The fact you're still fighting would actually be commendable.
Alex takes another drink, shakes his head.
Alex Richards: Only that ain't true either. When you were tag team champions you weren't a fighting champion. You never gave the number one contenders Bonnie Blue and I a shot. Now even that I wouldn't have a problem with except for the fact you spent so damn much time talking about how you were brining respectability to the tag team division. If there's anything I truly hate it's a hypocrite. You want to be champion at any cost. So be it. But don't talk about what fighting champions you are when you don't even want to face the best possible competition. That's a bitch move Sammy. Why are you being such a little bitch?
Alex scoffs.
Alex Richards: Like asking why the sky is blue ain't it? It's just your nature, right McPherson? Now I don't blame you. I wouldn't have wanted to fight the Guardians either. But now you only have to fight one member of the former Guardians. Too bad for you it's the Guardian who took out all the other members of the Guardians. I beat Bonnie Blue in a steel cage two weeks ago. For the world title. That one week overshadows your entire career. Then again.. that one week overshadows a lot of people's careers. Once upon a time you actually beat Bonnie Blue. I have no idea how that ever happened but I do for certain that you are not going to get a victory over me this week.
Alex finishes the boot. Looks at his belt.
Alex Richards: There are actually legimately better odds you don't even show up this week then there are that you beat me. If we're being honest it ain't even really close. You would assume I would have more respect for Sam after our match. He put up a good fight after all. It was a competitive match. He gave as good as he got for awhile. And you're right. I would have had more respect for Sam.
Pause
Alex Richards: If he didn't undo all that goodwill by no showing against Matt Draven a few weeks back. Even then people sometimes have a good reason not to appear. But Samuel didn't have a good reason. Samuel showed what kind of guy he is. He refused to face Matt Draven, ruining his match, because.. he felt disrespected. Are you kidding me? He felt that rookies were being given the opportunities that should have gone to him.
Alex looks as if he smelt a horrible fart or something.
Alex Richards: So.. his solution was to be an unprofessional shit and not even bother showing up to Slam? That's the guy who deserves title opportunies? I'm a guy who fought my whole life to win the WCF world title. I was constantly told I wasn't good enough. That I was never going to be good enough. Did I take my ball and go home? Oh fuck no! I kept fighting. If you were a world champion. If you were a top contender you could rest assured that I was coming for you. My hard work paid off. I am the WCF world champion.
Alex holds up the title.
Alex Richards: You aren't a champion. And you don't deserve to be. Because you don't have the mindset of a champion. You don't want rookies to get the shots you think you deserve? Prove it. Beat the fuck out of those rookies. Whining about it instead? That just proves you aren't a champion. That those rookies may have no experience in the WCF but they have a better chance of being a champion then you. You want things to be given to you instead of earning them. That says all I need to know about you Samuel. Really though.. you just feel threatened by the rookies receiving title shots because you feel threatened. They only had one or two matches and already everyone knows they are better then you. Which is probably really why you no showed instead of fighting them. You knew how it was going to go down so you didn’t even bother. Well you shouldn’t bother against me either. I know I’m better then some random rookies. Do you? Didn’t think so!
Alex shuts off the television.
Alex Richards: That's why I gave you the re run treatment because you aren't good enough to deserve any original content. A re run is all you're worth. A re run is more then enough to beat you. Samuel.. seemingly you are content that being someone your opponent doesn't have to be on their A game to defeat is good enough. If I’m being honest those two scrubs are actually more worthy of respect then you are anyways Sammy. At least they tried to steal the tag belts. You whined that you deserved respect and proved it by not even showing up. They might have just been a couple of punchlines but you didn’t even earn that honor. You’re a nobody McPherson. You’re a nobody because that’s what you earned. Do nothing.. you get no respect. Too bad you’re somehow not smart enough to realize even that. I could beat you literally with one hand. Maybe because I’ll need the second hand to stop your coward ass from running away from the beating.
Alex grins.
Alex Richards: Don't worry though. I will bring my best effort when we face off on Slam. Not because I need to. Not because you deserve it. But because I want to slaughter you. I want to embarrass you. I want to destroy you. Because I want to prove you aren't worthy of a match for MY world title. I worked too hard for too long to win the WCF world title to allow some slacker to lay claim to it. I'm not going to allow you to insult my WCF world title enough to even challenge for it let alone win it. That's right.. you don't even deserve a shot at it. And I will prove my point when we step into the ring.
Alex Richards: Like everybody expects any differently. Because every time Samuel faces a skilled wrestler they kick his ass. You had multiple television title shots against Teddy Blaze. They all ended the same. With Teddy scoring the win. You even had a chance to earn a world title shot whenever you wanted against Teddy. Spoiler alert.. you didn't win either that. Ever think that maybe the rookies got the opportunities over you because at least the fans don't know that they suck for sure? Everyone knows you suck. You're a big man psychically but you have the least amount of heart of anyone on the roster. You won't get to be world champion. I'll make sure of that. But you will get to go down in history. People will say.. Samuel McPherson.. he's like Dune.. only terrible.
Alex Richards: Silver lining, right? And right up your alley at that. You get to be remembered without the pesky bother of actually having to accomplish anything. Which.. you never do. I do have one question though. Did Lord Raab really leave the WCF because he was sick of being let down by such a horrible partner such as yourself? But hey you gave my buddy Jay Omega an easy route to the Hardcore title. So at least you're good for something. I guess. I'm a positive kind of guy so I have one more positive for you Sammy. At least you aren't going to lose to no name losers like Estrella Luiz and Edwina Lockhart again this week. I mean, that has to be embarrassing, right? Nope.. you're going to get smashed by the world champion. By the best wrestler on the WCF roster. Which is of course far better then you deserve. This match can only go two ways. You show up and I fucking annihilate you. You don't show up.. I go backstage find you and fucking annihilate you anyways. The only real question is are you going to continue being a coward Sammy or are you going to at least take your beating like a man? I don't really care which Samuel because I'm coming for you.. I'm coming to show why I'm the world champion. I'm coming to show why confusion always reigns. Because this world title reign of confusion has only just begun.. I'm fixing to show why it's going to continue for a long.. long time. Like that video this match isn’t going to be nothing more then a re run of every match Samuel and I have had before. The tag team match I had with Damien Kaine against Sam and Raab. Our singles match. There is only one possible winner. You don’t even need to watch. You’ve seen it before. Alex Richards wins in the end.
Fade To Black
