Post by James Wolf on Mar 24, 2019 21:32:29 GMT -5
Vol. 4: Paradox
"Marty, to be honest I don't even know if that will work... I mean what you're trying to accomplish, you'd both have to be thinking the same thing at the exact same minute!"
For, the last time you stupid old fuck my name is James. Not Marty! But theoretically it is possible! So I pull this off and there will always be a version of myself going back in time to do this exact thing! That's fucking brilliant. I know I had to travel back to 1955, in a Dorlean you created, and later destroyed only to make a time machine out of a train in 1855 that ran on steam! Oops! I know what you think about how the future could have reprecussions, and all but basically what I'm saying Doc is I really don't give two shits. This act here will be seen as the ultimate betrayal to my opponent, and that is the exact thing I want it to be. Oh, did you also know that John Delorean was a goddamn crook? Whoops! There I go again with too much information!
"Marty, are you really sure this information will help you in your journey? I mean I made the modifications like you asked me too. I guess this thing will be a modern marvel once you get back?"
Actually Doc, people will buy the car as a piece of movie memorabilia. Other than that well these things never did go that fast. Top speed was 73 mph. Even modified at 88, well that's still not fast by the standards and the time I'll be going to! But damn it is a nice piece of history, and the fact that this son of a bitch travels in time well I don't think I need to quote Spiderman or anything?
"We're not in a movie though are we? And just who in the fuck is Spiderman?"
No time to explain Doc, I've got to get the hell out of here before anybody else catches on!
James goes into the garage of Doc Brown and unveils the modified Delorean. From here he gets inside and turns the ignition on and then pulls out. It's a standard, and James has no trouble driving the car. We see the Delorean pull out, and then James stops to punch in some time coordinates, and then drives off looking for a straight a way. Finding a road that has a straight away James then guns it until the mileage reaches 88. The camera zooms out to see the car. Sparks fly every where as it is generating electricity to move it forward. The car then raises off of the ground ever so slightly as the hover propulsion system kicks in, and then as it rips through the fabric of time to the designated time coordinates all that is left behind are two tire tracks that have bursts into flame! While on the way to the designated coordinates for this special mission of sorts that's when James finally speaks regarding Odin Balfore, and his insistence to resurrect a title, and a division that no longer exists. But with this little machine it could but it won't because well keep watching to see what exactly happens.
Odie, Odie, Odie, you sure do make some bold claims while ignoring the facts! So, I have decided I'm going to take a walk in your shoes just this once. But with a twist. See I'm about to create a paradox, and if you're too stupid to know what that is then I suggest you look it up! The idea came to me after you mentioned your favorite director, and I just had to look up his next movie. Which looks to be the worst Terminator movie of the franchise. Entitled Dark Fate. Which is very ironic because well if you haven't all ready figured it out art is about to become reality! Now what makes this paradox very unique is that after I set this in motion, and then destroy that by which it became possible in the first place there will always be a version of me killing James Cameron. So you see you can't harm anybody close to me because I'll forever be destroying what makes you, well you! It's fanfuckingtastic if I do say so myself! And I do say so! Once again Odie, you are failing not only at life but at this match! Because I've reminded everybody about your God sized Alzheimer's and it's affects on your memory. Seems like its not slowing down any time soon because the fact of the matter is, and use a dry erase board to take notes, and I'll say it slowly so you can use it as a reminder.
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE OLD GUARD, OR WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY!!!!!
All I care about, and all they care about is the present. The present! You know that little thing we are living in right now! I've experienced insults before but yours are the weakest I've ever come across Odin. I've broken you! Face facts! You walk around here like you're king shit, and you're trying to convince yourself you still have it. Horror Kore is dead! It's never coming back because I refuse to allow you to make a mockery out of what this division could be! You're trying to convince yourself of a lot of things. But keep on because you just look like a gigantic tool each time you do. You keep going on about the past. Well you may live in the past but I don't. I suggest you follow my lead, and just come to terms with the fact that horror kore is dead, and you're a relic of the past while I'm the future of this division, and I kicked the fucking old guard out! You're a broken fucking record, and if nobody else is going to call you out on your bull shit then you can point them in my direction because you're fucking pathetic! I can't walk in your shoes because you're not even worthy to be a God! The truth fucking hurts! You can't handle it either! You might win some love among the Junior High School crowd for insulting my mother but all you've gotten was a big hysterical laugh out of me because if this is all you can resort too you're making my triumph easy! Odin you let me lay it out to you okay? You can certainly prove me wrong. It's happened before, but its not often so since you love to name things let me tell you exactly what I think. I think you're completely full of shit! I don't believe in the Paranormal. It's garbage just like you! Fuck, while we're at it I don't believe in the WCF roster either. I only believe in me. I thought people all ready knew this. Surely, I didn't need to spell it out to you while you throw another lame insult at me that wouldn't even affect even the most sensitive person and that's saying something. I honestly don't give a fuck what you think about me! I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks of me! These are things we have all ready established when I scrawled my John Hancock on that WCF contract! You go ahead, and believe what you want!
Because at Kingdom Come you can't use the we're in the past bull shit to escape me, and you also can't use any other excuse after I beat you and crush all of your dreams! See Odin, I live in this thing called reality. As far as alternate realities go this is my first time exploring one. Only to give way to something experimental and unique. To screw you over in more ways than one. Your mouth wrote a check your ass couldn't cash! Now we're both going to learn why you don't try to fuck me over! I worked for a Wrestling Organization years ago that promoted Genocide. It didn't stay in business long because without competition and people to push you to your very limit you just don't have a company. Yet you want to continue that tradition with the horror kore shit! Well sorry but after the actual horrors I've witnessed I'm not going to allow you or anybody else to bring horror kore back. It's dead. Better to let sleeping dogs lie. I know you've heard that saying before and if you want your precious horror kore you will have to kill me. But you won't. You can't because you don't have the stomach for it. If you did you wouldn't try to convince me what you use to be or what it use to be like here! Face it Odie, whether you like that nick name or not I really don't care! Start being honest with yourself! You're in a division you don't belong in! I love how you're talking for X like all of a sudden he is going to pop up with something interesting and if that happens trust me on the fact that I'll be there to piss him off royally! But I've already done that to you and you refuse to change! You just recycle the same horse shit, and shovel it back to me! You're a lost cause Odie! I've done the reminding hoping you'll change but once again I have to take things to the absolute extreme for you to understand my point!
Nov. 1, 2019
We see the Delorean rip through the space time continuum right into the streets of Hollywood. A flyer for the premier party lands onto the windshield of the Delorean. James steps out, and looks at it. Not even remotely interested in that garbage film James is going to go to the party any way. Because he has to do this in order to create a paradox.
As the moment arrives all of the who's who in Hollywood are kissing the ass of James Cameron when James mingles until it just himself and James Cameron alone. James motions for an autograph, and then Cameron obliges. Looking to make sure the coast is clear and nobody is watching James takes the pen, jamming as hard as he can through the neck of James Cameron. With gloves on James then covers the mouth of Cameron until he chokes to death on his own blood. James then walks briskly to the Delorean, and get's back in. James punches in the time coordinates, and soon he is off, and back into his own time. This creates a paradox with an infinite amount of deaths for James Cameron, and an infinite amount of sequences for what happens to James Wolf after.
Present Day
James wastes no time booking the Delorean for a stunt. He is to drive outside of an aircraft carrier while in air. James does the stunt, and has the windows rigged where can slip out in a parachute, and then hit the parachute going to safety while the time machine is destroyed under every bodies noses, and the stunt goes off perfectly. James lands safely on the ground while we see the Delorean fall to the ground with the impact destroying it as you watch it in slow motion you can see the epic destruction of this once famed machine.
Taking off the parachute James has more words of wisdom for Odie Balfore.
Odie its such a nice gesture that you want to rape me but I'm not into dudes! Please go back to the cemetery if you want to find any willing participants because you have yet to deny that's what you do. I mean it's very taboo in the present! You should look that word up too if you don't know what it means. Like I've told you before you weren't murdering people any where else. You weren't spouting off nonsense like horror kore any where else. That leads me to believe you're just a liar! A goddamn liar! You want to look good for your peers but I've got you so rattled all you know how to do is repeat yourself, and that doesn't impress me. Because I'm not listening to you I'm doing what I want. I have a brain of my own. A life of my own, and I can defend myself quite well. You should know by now that I'm the Grim Reaper in the flesh. That's okay too because when I discard your useless carcass you can return to where ever it is you actually came from and tell them how you were robbed. The truth is though that you robbed yourself the minute you decided to come here! You could have challenged Teo for the Infinity Belt. You're suppose to be this all powerful God, but you can't even do the impossible! So when you're put in this world where all the possibilities are against you guess what? I win every time!
Odie, you're very committed to there being a Horror Kore Championship, when in fact while you say the Horror Kore Championship may be haunted. This isn't the Horror Kore Championship. That means you're just wasting your fucking time but you refuse to believe it. That or you're just an illiterate bastard. God's never had access to the knowledge we have now! You probably still think the Earth is flat right? Are you one of those flat Earther morons Odie? Even more reason to point and laugh at how dumb you are. This isn't the horror kore division. This is the Hardcore Division. You're mixed up but that's nothing new! The WCF Hardcore Championship is not haunted! You're not going to convince me into your way of thinking because I was not here for that period of time. Now I want you to have a real clear understanding when I speak. You're still not listening. I've all ready mentioned I don't give a shit what's happened in the past but we're in the present time. Time you start making your home there. This isn't 2014 any more Odie! Maybe you should buy a calendar if you need to see where we are now! Humans can have moments under duress where they do things they normally wouldn't do. It's not to the level of what you see in the comics but of course you discount everything unless you're able to do it first. I see you for what you really are. This is the whole I'm better than you game but there is no denying it here Odie I am better than you, and I always will be. Face those types of facts!
You can be the God of Sinners all you want. I'm not a sinner I'm just the God Killer, and you as much as you want to deny it. Deep down you know it to be true. There's no denying it. I was put on this planet for this specific moment. To dethrone you, and your habit of living in the past! You want to talk about honor? You can't even honor the present competition! You're so obsessed with living in the past. Why is that Odie? Is it because in the Present you've never been able to do anything other than have help winning the tag belts? You and Alex can keep those. I've never had an interest in them. Still don't! Comparing me to a food allergy. There really is no originality left in you is there Odie? Of course not! There is no honor among thieves, and trust me when I tell you I'm the thief you need to worry about. I'm threat you cannot get past, and when you're forced to hang your head in shame because you couldn't beat me you can take your big seven foot ass, and any notion of horror kore with murder and mayhem attached, and get the fuck out of my ring, and my division! Odie I've fought you once before, and you were on your game then. This time you're just a shell of yourself. A shell who repeats the same shit over and over. You're a mere annoyance that I will be getting rid of! You can go to the TV Title, and take your horror kore shit over there but it's not going to be here! I have special plans for this division that don't include you fucking those up! You're a piss poor villain then. I'll hold the repeat button on you dying, but guess what you're still a piss poor villain and you can't do shit because you don't have the power, the balls, or the stomach to really cater to the nitty gritty!
Vol. 5: Destroying Balfore
We notice a grand hall that was once suppose to symbolize Valhalla but now its in disrepair, and the throne of the once great War God is now empty. The tables of the many honorable men he recruited are also empty, the armor is bare and hope in the new world against Ragnarok is lost.
The New World....
Odin, what does the new world mean to you? I ask because you claim to be a God. A God of Sinners but there's all ready one of those who exists so clearly you must be the idol right? I was never a big believer in the bible but there is a place for people like you. In Christian mythology its hell, and in Norse mythology is Nifleheim. According to my calculations you're on your way there. Since you want to die so bad maybe you finally need that God status of yours revoked because you're not really using it as you should. I stand here in what would represent a chaotic Valhalla with nobody to guard it when the God has left his throne. You left your throne a long time ago though didn't you, and some where along the line you lost your way! Now we can continue to debate this long after this match, but like everything else it'll probably go over your head because you're just too uneducated to understand. You're not the God of Sinners. That was Jesus Christ Odin! And if you read any of what he stood for it was non violence. Heaven is suppose to be a place of peace only if you've accepted him as your savior. Now me personally I think that's a bunch of bull shit, but a lot of people in the world believe in Jesus. So Odin that makes you obviously the false prophet who is going to be cast out!
Now that we've established what you're not the God of, maybe we can establish just where you belong in the God hierarchy! It can't be the God of Fear because let's face facts you don't strike fear into anybody here! Least of all me! You must practice a lot of affirmations in the mirror telling yourself this is the case but trust me it isn't. You're the God of Spewing Unbelievable Bullshit! And that's all you'll ever be! You give me these long winded anecdotes like I'm suppose to heed the warnings. I don't because well you're not intimidating. When I look on the WCF roster in the column where it says going places you are not on it! Because you've managed to bring up the one thing nobody gives a shit about! Odin, you sure wouldn't know what X is the king of. I don't believe you. I think X is the king of the disappearing act! You should worry less about X, and more about me because you're the one who is going down, and you won't get back up! You may consider that a huge upset but all I consider it is that its about time my reign started! What do you call a God who lives in the past?
FUCKING IRRELEVENT!
That's exactly what you are too Odin. I don't think I can ever remember a time you didn't pull the nostalgia act! But that time definitely is not now. Because once upon a time you may have been a real threat. Somebody to look up too but you said it yourself Odin. You're old, tired, and washed up! You're used to getting by on the skin of your teeth but that won't happen here. This match will only have one winner and I guarantee that its not going to be you! Your skill is non existent as well Odin. You could have created this new world where you reigned supreme long before I got here but now that I'm here I'm the obstacle you cannot get past! Sorry to spoil your fun but the Horror Kore Championship is still dead! It has not been restored and it will never be restored! For that to happen you have to kill me! We all ready know that you can't do that with your warnings about the past; there is absolutely nothing that screams that you are a warning in the present! That is a shame too! It's a shame because your effort could have been so much more than drawing power from things that didn't exist! My power comes from within, and I'm going to use it to not only effectively revoke your God status, but I'm going to fucking kill you Odin! I'm going kill you this week, and if you return next week I'll have the wood chipper fired up and ready to send you right on through it! It's time to put an end to you, and you're living in the past! Thinking that you're the only one would can rule and everybody else needs to step aside. Whatever it takes Odin I'm leaving with that WCF Hardcore Title, and you. You're leaving with nothing but a memory of why you should never underestimate your opponent!
Now X, I love that you didn't even bother to get in the way of myself and Balfore and unlike Balfore I'm going to allow you to speak for yourself. However long it takes for you to bring yourself to it of course. You're going to be the sacrifice I need in order to silence Odin, and revoke his God status! Then I'll kill him, and make him beg to resurrect as a God, and not a mortal. If he wants to play dirty I'll play even dirtier. No hard feelings X! You can congratulate me after I walk away with that WCF Hardcore strap.
James turns and leaves the grand hall that represents Valhalla as we now come to a close.
"Marty, to be honest I don't even know if that will work... I mean what you're trying to accomplish, you'd both have to be thinking the same thing at the exact same minute!"
For, the last time you stupid old fuck my name is James. Not Marty! But theoretically it is possible! So I pull this off and there will always be a version of myself going back in time to do this exact thing! That's fucking brilliant. I know I had to travel back to 1955, in a Dorlean you created, and later destroyed only to make a time machine out of a train in 1855 that ran on steam! Oops! I know what you think about how the future could have reprecussions, and all but basically what I'm saying Doc is I really don't give two shits. This act here will be seen as the ultimate betrayal to my opponent, and that is the exact thing I want it to be. Oh, did you also know that John Delorean was a goddamn crook? Whoops! There I go again with too much information!
"Marty, are you really sure this information will help you in your journey? I mean I made the modifications like you asked me too. I guess this thing will be a modern marvel once you get back?"
Actually Doc, people will buy the car as a piece of movie memorabilia. Other than that well these things never did go that fast. Top speed was 73 mph. Even modified at 88, well that's still not fast by the standards and the time I'll be going to! But damn it is a nice piece of history, and the fact that this son of a bitch travels in time well I don't think I need to quote Spiderman or anything?
"We're not in a movie though are we? And just who in the fuck is Spiderman?"
No time to explain Doc, I've got to get the hell out of here before anybody else catches on!
James goes into the garage of Doc Brown and unveils the modified Delorean. From here he gets inside and turns the ignition on and then pulls out. It's a standard, and James has no trouble driving the car. We see the Delorean pull out, and then James stops to punch in some time coordinates, and then drives off looking for a straight a way. Finding a road that has a straight away James then guns it until the mileage reaches 88. The camera zooms out to see the car. Sparks fly every where as it is generating electricity to move it forward. The car then raises off of the ground ever so slightly as the hover propulsion system kicks in, and then as it rips through the fabric of time to the designated time coordinates all that is left behind are two tire tracks that have bursts into flame! While on the way to the designated coordinates for this special mission of sorts that's when James finally speaks regarding Odin Balfore, and his insistence to resurrect a title, and a division that no longer exists. But with this little machine it could but it won't because well keep watching to see what exactly happens.
Odie, Odie, Odie, you sure do make some bold claims while ignoring the facts! So, I have decided I'm going to take a walk in your shoes just this once. But with a twist. See I'm about to create a paradox, and if you're too stupid to know what that is then I suggest you look it up! The idea came to me after you mentioned your favorite director, and I just had to look up his next movie. Which looks to be the worst Terminator movie of the franchise. Entitled Dark Fate. Which is very ironic because well if you haven't all ready figured it out art is about to become reality! Now what makes this paradox very unique is that after I set this in motion, and then destroy that by which it became possible in the first place there will always be a version of me killing James Cameron. So you see you can't harm anybody close to me because I'll forever be destroying what makes you, well you! It's fanfuckingtastic if I do say so myself! And I do say so! Once again Odie, you are failing not only at life but at this match! Because I've reminded everybody about your God sized Alzheimer's and it's affects on your memory. Seems like its not slowing down any time soon because the fact of the matter is, and use a dry erase board to take notes, and I'll say it slowly so you can use it as a reminder.
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE OLD GUARD, OR WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY!!!!!
All I care about, and all they care about is the present. The present! You know that little thing we are living in right now! I've experienced insults before but yours are the weakest I've ever come across Odin. I've broken you! Face facts! You walk around here like you're king shit, and you're trying to convince yourself you still have it. Horror Kore is dead! It's never coming back because I refuse to allow you to make a mockery out of what this division could be! You're trying to convince yourself of a lot of things. But keep on because you just look like a gigantic tool each time you do. You keep going on about the past. Well you may live in the past but I don't. I suggest you follow my lead, and just come to terms with the fact that horror kore is dead, and you're a relic of the past while I'm the future of this division, and I kicked the fucking old guard out! You're a broken fucking record, and if nobody else is going to call you out on your bull shit then you can point them in my direction because you're fucking pathetic! I can't walk in your shoes because you're not even worthy to be a God! The truth fucking hurts! You can't handle it either! You might win some love among the Junior High School crowd for insulting my mother but all you've gotten was a big hysterical laugh out of me because if this is all you can resort too you're making my triumph easy! Odin you let me lay it out to you okay? You can certainly prove me wrong. It's happened before, but its not often so since you love to name things let me tell you exactly what I think. I think you're completely full of shit! I don't believe in the Paranormal. It's garbage just like you! Fuck, while we're at it I don't believe in the WCF roster either. I only believe in me. I thought people all ready knew this. Surely, I didn't need to spell it out to you while you throw another lame insult at me that wouldn't even affect even the most sensitive person and that's saying something. I honestly don't give a fuck what you think about me! I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks of me! These are things we have all ready established when I scrawled my John Hancock on that WCF contract! You go ahead, and believe what you want!
Because at Kingdom Come you can't use the we're in the past bull shit to escape me, and you also can't use any other excuse after I beat you and crush all of your dreams! See Odin, I live in this thing called reality. As far as alternate realities go this is my first time exploring one. Only to give way to something experimental and unique. To screw you over in more ways than one. Your mouth wrote a check your ass couldn't cash! Now we're both going to learn why you don't try to fuck me over! I worked for a Wrestling Organization years ago that promoted Genocide. It didn't stay in business long because without competition and people to push you to your very limit you just don't have a company. Yet you want to continue that tradition with the horror kore shit! Well sorry but after the actual horrors I've witnessed I'm not going to allow you or anybody else to bring horror kore back. It's dead. Better to let sleeping dogs lie. I know you've heard that saying before and if you want your precious horror kore you will have to kill me. But you won't. You can't because you don't have the stomach for it. If you did you wouldn't try to convince me what you use to be or what it use to be like here! Face it Odie, whether you like that nick name or not I really don't care! Start being honest with yourself! You're in a division you don't belong in! I love how you're talking for X like all of a sudden he is going to pop up with something interesting and if that happens trust me on the fact that I'll be there to piss him off royally! But I've already done that to you and you refuse to change! You just recycle the same horse shit, and shovel it back to me! You're a lost cause Odie! I've done the reminding hoping you'll change but once again I have to take things to the absolute extreme for you to understand my point!
Nov. 1, 2019
We see the Delorean rip through the space time continuum right into the streets of Hollywood. A flyer for the premier party lands onto the windshield of the Delorean. James steps out, and looks at it. Not even remotely interested in that garbage film James is going to go to the party any way. Because he has to do this in order to create a paradox.
As the moment arrives all of the who's who in Hollywood are kissing the ass of James Cameron when James mingles until it just himself and James Cameron alone. James motions for an autograph, and then Cameron obliges. Looking to make sure the coast is clear and nobody is watching James takes the pen, jamming as hard as he can through the neck of James Cameron. With gloves on James then covers the mouth of Cameron until he chokes to death on his own blood. James then walks briskly to the Delorean, and get's back in. James punches in the time coordinates, and soon he is off, and back into his own time. This creates a paradox with an infinite amount of deaths for James Cameron, and an infinite amount of sequences for what happens to James Wolf after.
Present Day
James wastes no time booking the Delorean for a stunt. He is to drive outside of an aircraft carrier while in air. James does the stunt, and has the windows rigged where can slip out in a parachute, and then hit the parachute going to safety while the time machine is destroyed under every bodies noses, and the stunt goes off perfectly. James lands safely on the ground while we see the Delorean fall to the ground with the impact destroying it as you watch it in slow motion you can see the epic destruction of this once famed machine.
Taking off the parachute James has more words of wisdom for Odie Balfore.
Odie its such a nice gesture that you want to rape me but I'm not into dudes! Please go back to the cemetery if you want to find any willing participants because you have yet to deny that's what you do. I mean it's very taboo in the present! You should look that word up too if you don't know what it means. Like I've told you before you weren't murdering people any where else. You weren't spouting off nonsense like horror kore any where else. That leads me to believe you're just a liar! A goddamn liar! You want to look good for your peers but I've got you so rattled all you know how to do is repeat yourself, and that doesn't impress me. Because I'm not listening to you I'm doing what I want. I have a brain of my own. A life of my own, and I can defend myself quite well. You should know by now that I'm the Grim Reaper in the flesh. That's okay too because when I discard your useless carcass you can return to where ever it is you actually came from and tell them how you were robbed. The truth is though that you robbed yourself the minute you decided to come here! You could have challenged Teo for the Infinity Belt. You're suppose to be this all powerful God, but you can't even do the impossible! So when you're put in this world where all the possibilities are against you guess what? I win every time!
Odie, you're very committed to there being a Horror Kore Championship, when in fact while you say the Horror Kore Championship may be haunted. This isn't the Horror Kore Championship. That means you're just wasting your fucking time but you refuse to believe it. That or you're just an illiterate bastard. God's never had access to the knowledge we have now! You probably still think the Earth is flat right? Are you one of those flat Earther morons Odie? Even more reason to point and laugh at how dumb you are. This isn't the horror kore division. This is the Hardcore Division. You're mixed up but that's nothing new! The WCF Hardcore Championship is not haunted! You're not going to convince me into your way of thinking because I was not here for that period of time. Now I want you to have a real clear understanding when I speak. You're still not listening. I've all ready mentioned I don't give a shit what's happened in the past but we're in the present time. Time you start making your home there. This isn't 2014 any more Odie! Maybe you should buy a calendar if you need to see where we are now! Humans can have moments under duress where they do things they normally wouldn't do. It's not to the level of what you see in the comics but of course you discount everything unless you're able to do it first. I see you for what you really are. This is the whole I'm better than you game but there is no denying it here Odie I am better than you, and I always will be. Face those types of facts!
You can be the God of Sinners all you want. I'm not a sinner I'm just the God Killer, and you as much as you want to deny it. Deep down you know it to be true. There's no denying it. I was put on this planet for this specific moment. To dethrone you, and your habit of living in the past! You want to talk about honor? You can't even honor the present competition! You're so obsessed with living in the past. Why is that Odie? Is it because in the Present you've never been able to do anything other than have help winning the tag belts? You and Alex can keep those. I've never had an interest in them. Still don't! Comparing me to a food allergy. There really is no originality left in you is there Odie? Of course not! There is no honor among thieves, and trust me when I tell you I'm the thief you need to worry about. I'm threat you cannot get past, and when you're forced to hang your head in shame because you couldn't beat me you can take your big seven foot ass, and any notion of horror kore with murder and mayhem attached, and get the fuck out of my ring, and my division! Odie I've fought you once before, and you were on your game then. This time you're just a shell of yourself. A shell who repeats the same shit over and over. You're a mere annoyance that I will be getting rid of! You can go to the TV Title, and take your horror kore shit over there but it's not going to be here! I have special plans for this division that don't include you fucking those up! You're a piss poor villain then. I'll hold the repeat button on you dying, but guess what you're still a piss poor villain and you can't do shit because you don't have the power, the balls, or the stomach to really cater to the nitty gritty!
Vol. 5: Destroying Balfore
We notice a grand hall that was once suppose to symbolize Valhalla but now its in disrepair, and the throne of the once great War God is now empty. The tables of the many honorable men he recruited are also empty, the armor is bare and hope in the new world against Ragnarok is lost.
The New World....
Odin, what does the new world mean to you? I ask because you claim to be a God. A God of Sinners but there's all ready one of those who exists so clearly you must be the idol right? I was never a big believer in the bible but there is a place for people like you. In Christian mythology its hell, and in Norse mythology is Nifleheim. According to my calculations you're on your way there. Since you want to die so bad maybe you finally need that God status of yours revoked because you're not really using it as you should. I stand here in what would represent a chaotic Valhalla with nobody to guard it when the God has left his throne. You left your throne a long time ago though didn't you, and some where along the line you lost your way! Now we can continue to debate this long after this match, but like everything else it'll probably go over your head because you're just too uneducated to understand. You're not the God of Sinners. That was Jesus Christ Odin! And if you read any of what he stood for it was non violence. Heaven is suppose to be a place of peace only if you've accepted him as your savior. Now me personally I think that's a bunch of bull shit, but a lot of people in the world believe in Jesus. So Odin that makes you obviously the false prophet who is going to be cast out!
Now that we've established what you're not the God of, maybe we can establish just where you belong in the God hierarchy! It can't be the God of Fear because let's face facts you don't strike fear into anybody here! Least of all me! You must practice a lot of affirmations in the mirror telling yourself this is the case but trust me it isn't. You're the God of Spewing Unbelievable Bullshit! And that's all you'll ever be! You give me these long winded anecdotes like I'm suppose to heed the warnings. I don't because well you're not intimidating. When I look on the WCF roster in the column where it says going places you are not on it! Because you've managed to bring up the one thing nobody gives a shit about! Odin, you sure wouldn't know what X is the king of. I don't believe you. I think X is the king of the disappearing act! You should worry less about X, and more about me because you're the one who is going down, and you won't get back up! You may consider that a huge upset but all I consider it is that its about time my reign started! What do you call a God who lives in the past?
FUCKING IRRELEVENT!
That's exactly what you are too Odin. I don't think I can ever remember a time you didn't pull the nostalgia act! But that time definitely is not now. Because once upon a time you may have been a real threat. Somebody to look up too but you said it yourself Odin. You're old, tired, and washed up! You're used to getting by on the skin of your teeth but that won't happen here. This match will only have one winner and I guarantee that its not going to be you! Your skill is non existent as well Odin. You could have created this new world where you reigned supreme long before I got here but now that I'm here I'm the obstacle you cannot get past! Sorry to spoil your fun but the Horror Kore Championship is still dead! It has not been restored and it will never be restored! For that to happen you have to kill me! We all ready know that you can't do that with your warnings about the past; there is absolutely nothing that screams that you are a warning in the present! That is a shame too! It's a shame because your effort could have been so much more than drawing power from things that didn't exist! My power comes from within, and I'm going to use it to not only effectively revoke your God status, but I'm going to fucking kill you Odin! I'm going kill you this week, and if you return next week I'll have the wood chipper fired up and ready to send you right on through it! It's time to put an end to you, and you're living in the past! Thinking that you're the only one would can rule and everybody else needs to step aside. Whatever it takes Odin I'm leaving with that WCF Hardcore Title, and you. You're leaving with nothing but a memory of why you should never underestimate your opponent!
Now X, I love that you didn't even bother to get in the way of myself and Balfore and unlike Balfore I'm going to allow you to speak for yourself. However long it takes for you to bring yourself to it of course. You're going to be the sacrifice I need in order to silence Odin, and revoke his God status! Then I'll kill him, and make him beg to resurrect as a God, and not a mortal. If he wants to play dirty I'll play even dirtier. No hard feelings X! You can congratulate me after I walk away with that WCF Hardcore strap.
James turns and leaves the grand hall that represents Valhalla as we now come to a close.
