Post by James Wolf on Mar 21, 2019 23:25:58 GMT -5
After checking out of the Holiday Inn Express we find ourselves at a fun house on the out skirts of town. We are instantly treated an an eerie feeling as the area is shrouded in fog. As the fog slowly rolls away it reveals a ticket booth that looks like it has not been used in ages. James seeing his opportunity at a free carnival slowly approaches and enters the house of mirrors.
At first every thing seems like it’s just an ordinary fun house with a house of mirrors. James is looking at all of the different mirrors that distort his appearance. It’s truly hilarious and even James himself can’t help but to laugh but then he hears something in the distance that has all of his senses heightened at once. As he investigates to try and figure out just what this this he begins his next verbal assault on one Odin Balfore.
You should star in the show on the Travel channel called The Dead Files. I haven’t decided whether Amy is full of shit or not but it’s probably better that your influence doesn’t rub off on her because and I say this with all due respect. That show would lose whatever makes it a hit! So I guess it’s a good thing you and I are locked in a war for that WCF Hardcore Strap! I don’t believe in ghosts either Odin so maybe you need to check your X-Ray vision again. Just to make sure Jayson Price or Corey Black aren't playing a prank on you at your expense! Hate to break it to you Odie but you’re not a God! You’re just a mental patient who forgot to take his meds. Don’t worry though after I beat your sorry ass in front of the whole world and I raise the WCF Hardcore Title above my head I’ll make sure the guys in the white coats come and haul you away! I’ll make sure you don’t get out until you quit all of this God talk as well. Because it doesn’t make you look or sound tough. You just look like a goddamn joke! Honestly I mean I thought I’ve seen some bad gimmicks before but it appears I’ll be in gimmick hell with you for the duration of our match.
James is lead outside and into a different path way that keeps him shrouded in complete darkness. Suddenly a flash appears before him as a dead body falls before his feet. But since it’s so dark he does not see it as he continues to try and find his way back out of what he can only hope it’s a haunted house. And while he is searching for a way out or something is searching for him he then bides his time, strength, and willingness to defend himself in any shape or form as he feels himself tense up. He then fills his time in the dark space by continuing the subject of Odin Balfore.
Odin, you keep trying to convince yourself of all the things you need to survive. The only problem is the rest of the WCF knows you won’t survive! You talk to yourself in your little fantasy world and I stand back to see the truth revealed. The truth you refuse to see! The whole universe is laughing at you. You’re the joke Odie! You know that joke which asks Why Me? Well Odie that’s you and you are too blind to see what’s in front of you! Not only are you too blind but you have a bad habit of lying to yourself! You can only refute so much and even you have to admit you’re a bold faced liar! Odie, by the way I’ve come to like this little nick name for you; because you’re the mangy mutt I get to kick the shit out of any time I please. Like I mentioned previously you can call me the “God Killer” because when it comes down to it that’s the power I hold. I was exactly right when I said you lie to yourself. You’re lying to yourself right now and you can’t admit it to yourself. That’s why I’m going to force you to do it!
James finds his way out but then he notices his pick up truck near by. He opens the door pulling out a utility flash light and then he shuts his truck door. As he walks back inside he shines the light around to reveal a real life house of horrors. There are bodies hanging from nooses, a female which has been beheaded pinned up against the wall, and other atrocities that have to be left to the imagination. James stops beginning to pull out his cell phone when he hears his name and startled he drops the flashlight as he is again in complete darkness. As he has to work his way out of this house of horrors he intensely focuses on Odie Balfore.
Odie, clearly the comment I made went over your head. But nobody said you were the smartest person here in the WCF! Again Odie, let me reiterate nobody gives a fuck what you’ve been doing for eight long years! They only care about this Hardcore/Death Match Triple Threat match. Quit saying horror kore also. It just shows your low intelligence when it comes to all things sports! I made my living outside of the WCF and I don’t want or need any other title beside this title so that’s all the reasoning I need. I’m finally where I belong and regardless of what think you can do I’m not just going to beat you, I’m going to conquer you! You can’t prevent it either! I don’t need to talk about myself. I’ve always been about putting in the work and pissing people off and that’s what I’m going to do. Talk is cheap. It doesn’t get you shit! Working is what gets you everything you desire. That’s the difference between you and I. I live, and breathe pro wrestling while you just want to flap your gums about what you have been doing for eight years. Nobody cares. I hope you have something more interesting than the same bull shit that can come through your television airwaves! We’re in a wrestling ring not a battlefield but if you think you have what it takes then come and try! All have attempted, and all have failed! You can’t kill what refuses to die! I’ll take everything you got and still survive! Do you know why? Because all of your threats are weak! I have more heart, courage, and durability than you ever have. You couldn’t cut it in the World Title division so you decided you’d come here instead. You thought nobody would stand up to you but you forgot or perhaps you just hoped I’d stand aside for you. No dice there Odie! You’re in trouble and you know you’re in trouble! You can’t back up your bull shit because there’s a new demon about to rise! Odie, again nobody gives a damn what’s happened in the past! All they care about is right now! How many times am I going to have to remind you of this? Probably a lot since Alzheimer’s has all ready set in on Father Time here! Odie, when I arrived here the WCF did not reveal its murder rate to me and even if it had so what!? But I’m going to have to call bull shit on you for the murder talk. Because it makes for good campfire talk when you’re trying to get laid but your hardcore champions sure weren’t out to murder me when I wanted a match with them inside of the hardcore division. I remember it quite vividly actually. They refused me. Bunch of lazy fucks! So that really doesn’t do much to prove your case because if it did I wouldn’t be here right now would I?
I provoked you? Don’t let me stop here either then because we all ready know I’m better than you could ever hope to be! Odie, please stop! You’re putting me to sleep! But since I’m the God Killer it won’t have any affect on me! Thanks for trying though. It’s funny to see you running in place and actually going no where. You’ve met your match. It’s time you just admit that you picked the wrong time to return to the hardcore division. You’re acting like the twin brother of Scott Slayer so that’s exactly how I’m going to treat you! I should quote that line about the WCF though! That’s great! It made me laugh because it sounded so cheesy coming from those idiotic lips of yours! Odie you sounded so ignorant right now the WCF should devote a sound board to it! There is no horror kore championship so please for the last time stop using that word. Because the fact is Mikey X is a scared bitch who would rather pick our bones and win that way but if he stays away from you then we basically have a singles match and to be quite honest I don’t give a fuck who you are, or what you have done! All I care about is the WCF Hardcore Championship! If that means I have to kill you an infinite amount of times in order to win and keep this belt I fucking will do it. Your threats mean nothing to me! The WCF being the murder capital of the world means nothing to me. What else have you got? My guess is nothing! Because you’ve never met any body quite like me! Odie, you are truly laughable! I mean that when people laugh at you it’s likely because they’re wondering if you have an identity crisis. I thought you were a Norse God. Norse God’s do not sin. If you’re doing this Worldly God thing I’ll just invoke the power of Thor and after he breaks your skull with the Mjolnir I’ll take my rightful place as Hardcore Champion while you get resurrected again and figure out just who you are! Sucks doesn’t it? When a heathen can use the Norse God’s better than you can! I don’t do this for money any more Odie. My bank account has more zeros than you have brain cells. I do this for the challenge. You see I couldn’t give up the live crowds, the thrill of the challenge, or how it feels when you rip some dip shit apart like yourself! Odie, of course you’d be interested in X! You always take the easy way out huh? You have a real challenge that lays before you and nah fuck that! I’ll go after that guy who hasn’t shown up yet. Once again you’re showing why you’re the biggest and dumbest bastard on the planet!
James finally makes it out of the house of horrors and instead of waiting around he gets in his truck and leaves. At least he still was able to keep his cell phone. He could always buy another flash light. As he was driving toward the destination for Slam and for the next exit to gas up it was now time to remind Michael X to just stay away and voluntarily give up his belt like TJ Dillashaw was forced to give up his!
X,
So far you have been smart and I’d remind you to just quietly let your Hardcore Title go because it’s obvious you can’t win. I’m going place you in the ICU for an undisclosed amount of time and it’s probably far less than you deserve but at least you get to watch as Odie becomes human again even though he’ll be kicking and screaming through the whole process. He doesn’t scare me and neither do you! So X do the right thing and stay the fuck gone for your sake![\i]
James puts on his blinker and exits for gas as the scene immediately fades to black.[\b][\i]
At first every thing seems like it’s just an ordinary fun house with a house of mirrors. James is looking at all of the different mirrors that distort his appearance. It’s truly hilarious and even James himself can’t help but to laugh but then he hears something in the distance that has all of his senses heightened at once. As he investigates to try and figure out just what this this he begins his next verbal assault on one Odin Balfore.
You should star in the show on the Travel channel called The Dead Files. I haven’t decided whether Amy is full of shit or not but it’s probably better that your influence doesn’t rub off on her because and I say this with all due respect. That show would lose whatever makes it a hit! So I guess it’s a good thing you and I are locked in a war for that WCF Hardcore Strap! I don’t believe in ghosts either Odin so maybe you need to check your X-Ray vision again. Just to make sure Jayson Price or Corey Black aren't playing a prank on you at your expense! Hate to break it to you Odie but you’re not a God! You’re just a mental patient who forgot to take his meds. Don’t worry though after I beat your sorry ass in front of the whole world and I raise the WCF Hardcore Title above my head I’ll make sure the guys in the white coats come and haul you away! I’ll make sure you don’t get out until you quit all of this God talk as well. Because it doesn’t make you look or sound tough. You just look like a goddamn joke! Honestly I mean I thought I’ve seen some bad gimmicks before but it appears I’ll be in gimmick hell with you for the duration of our match.
James is lead outside and into a different path way that keeps him shrouded in complete darkness. Suddenly a flash appears before him as a dead body falls before his feet. But since it’s so dark he does not see it as he continues to try and find his way back out of what he can only hope it’s a haunted house. And while he is searching for a way out or something is searching for him he then bides his time, strength, and willingness to defend himself in any shape or form as he feels himself tense up. He then fills his time in the dark space by continuing the subject of Odin Balfore.
Odin, you keep trying to convince yourself of all the things you need to survive. The only problem is the rest of the WCF knows you won’t survive! You talk to yourself in your little fantasy world and I stand back to see the truth revealed. The truth you refuse to see! The whole universe is laughing at you. You’re the joke Odie! You know that joke which asks Why Me? Well Odie that’s you and you are too blind to see what’s in front of you! Not only are you too blind but you have a bad habit of lying to yourself! You can only refute so much and even you have to admit you’re a bold faced liar! Odie, by the way I’ve come to like this little nick name for you; because you’re the mangy mutt I get to kick the shit out of any time I please. Like I mentioned previously you can call me the “God Killer” because when it comes down to it that’s the power I hold. I was exactly right when I said you lie to yourself. You’re lying to yourself right now and you can’t admit it to yourself. That’s why I’m going to force you to do it!
James finds his way out but then he notices his pick up truck near by. He opens the door pulling out a utility flash light and then he shuts his truck door. As he walks back inside he shines the light around to reveal a real life house of horrors. There are bodies hanging from nooses, a female which has been beheaded pinned up against the wall, and other atrocities that have to be left to the imagination. James stops beginning to pull out his cell phone when he hears his name and startled he drops the flashlight as he is again in complete darkness. As he has to work his way out of this house of horrors he intensely focuses on Odie Balfore.
Odie, clearly the comment I made went over your head. But nobody said you were the smartest person here in the WCF! Again Odie, let me reiterate nobody gives a fuck what you’ve been doing for eight long years! They only care about this Hardcore/Death Match Triple Threat match. Quit saying horror kore also. It just shows your low intelligence when it comes to all things sports! I made my living outside of the WCF and I don’t want or need any other title beside this title so that’s all the reasoning I need. I’m finally where I belong and regardless of what think you can do I’m not just going to beat you, I’m going to conquer you! You can’t prevent it either! I don’t need to talk about myself. I’ve always been about putting in the work and pissing people off and that’s what I’m going to do. Talk is cheap. It doesn’t get you shit! Working is what gets you everything you desire. That’s the difference between you and I. I live, and breathe pro wrestling while you just want to flap your gums about what you have been doing for eight years. Nobody cares. I hope you have something more interesting than the same bull shit that can come through your television airwaves! We’re in a wrestling ring not a battlefield but if you think you have what it takes then come and try! All have attempted, and all have failed! You can’t kill what refuses to die! I’ll take everything you got and still survive! Do you know why? Because all of your threats are weak! I have more heart, courage, and durability than you ever have. You couldn’t cut it in the World Title division so you decided you’d come here instead. You thought nobody would stand up to you but you forgot or perhaps you just hoped I’d stand aside for you. No dice there Odie! You’re in trouble and you know you’re in trouble! You can’t back up your bull shit because there’s a new demon about to rise! Odie, again nobody gives a damn what’s happened in the past! All they care about is right now! How many times am I going to have to remind you of this? Probably a lot since Alzheimer’s has all ready set in on Father Time here! Odie, when I arrived here the WCF did not reveal its murder rate to me and even if it had so what!? But I’m going to have to call bull shit on you for the murder talk. Because it makes for good campfire talk when you’re trying to get laid but your hardcore champions sure weren’t out to murder me when I wanted a match with them inside of the hardcore division. I remember it quite vividly actually. They refused me. Bunch of lazy fucks! So that really doesn’t do much to prove your case because if it did I wouldn’t be here right now would I?
I provoked you? Don’t let me stop here either then because we all ready know I’m better than you could ever hope to be! Odie, please stop! You’re putting me to sleep! But since I’m the God Killer it won’t have any affect on me! Thanks for trying though. It’s funny to see you running in place and actually going no where. You’ve met your match. It’s time you just admit that you picked the wrong time to return to the hardcore division. You’re acting like the twin brother of Scott Slayer so that’s exactly how I’m going to treat you! I should quote that line about the WCF though! That’s great! It made me laugh because it sounded so cheesy coming from those idiotic lips of yours! Odie you sounded so ignorant right now the WCF should devote a sound board to it! There is no horror kore championship so please for the last time stop using that word. Because the fact is Mikey X is a scared bitch who would rather pick our bones and win that way but if he stays away from you then we basically have a singles match and to be quite honest I don’t give a fuck who you are, or what you have done! All I care about is the WCF Hardcore Championship! If that means I have to kill you an infinite amount of times in order to win and keep this belt I fucking will do it. Your threats mean nothing to me! The WCF being the murder capital of the world means nothing to me. What else have you got? My guess is nothing! Because you’ve never met any body quite like me! Odie, you are truly laughable! I mean that when people laugh at you it’s likely because they’re wondering if you have an identity crisis. I thought you were a Norse God. Norse God’s do not sin. If you’re doing this Worldly God thing I’ll just invoke the power of Thor and after he breaks your skull with the Mjolnir I’ll take my rightful place as Hardcore Champion while you get resurrected again and figure out just who you are! Sucks doesn’t it? When a heathen can use the Norse God’s better than you can! I don’t do this for money any more Odie. My bank account has more zeros than you have brain cells. I do this for the challenge. You see I couldn’t give up the live crowds, the thrill of the challenge, or how it feels when you rip some dip shit apart like yourself! Odie, of course you’d be interested in X! You always take the easy way out huh? You have a real challenge that lays before you and nah fuck that! I’ll go after that guy who hasn’t shown up yet. Once again you’re showing why you’re the biggest and dumbest bastard on the planet!
James finally makes it out of the house of horrors and instead of waiting around he gets in his truck and leaves. At least he still was able to keep his cell phone. He could always buy another flash light. As he was driving toward the destination for Slam and for the next exit to gas up it was now time to remind Michael X to just stay away and voluntarily give up his belt like TJ Dillashaw was forced to give up his!
X,
So far you have been smart and I’d remind you to just quietly let your Hardcore Title go because it’s obvious you can’t win. I’m going place you in the ICU for an undisclosed amount of time and it’s probably far less than you deserve but at least you get to watch as Odie becomes human again even though he’ll be kicking and screaming through the whole process. He doesn’t scare me and neither do you! So X do the right thing and stay the fuck gone for your sake![\i]
James puts on his blinker and exits for gas as the scene immediately fades to black.[\b][\i]
