Post by James Wolf on Mar 9, 2019 16:47:25 GMT -5
Madhouse by Anthrax plays in the background as WCF ALL ACCESS fades into the television screen. And as we get a panoramic view of Omaha, Nebraska we expect to immediately see James Wolf but it takes us a few minutes before we finally see him.
He pushes his way out of a near by cornfield as you can tell he isn’t very happy. Hank Brown mans a shoulder camera as we see the faint hint of his arm as readjusts to get more comfortable. After it gets comfortable on his shoulder the production continues. James appears to start to say something but then he stops as you see a cocky smile wash over his face. He then turns back to see the cornfield behind him, and motions for his driver to pick him up so he can get the hell away from here. Getting inside of the black Lincoln town car we are treated to seeing the luxury back seat. Stocked with a full bar, as well as half a grill this damn sure was paradise on four wheels. It’s inside the back of the car where James finally speaks.
Welcome to Omaha, Nebraska! The capital of fucking your cousin! Hey what city were we in last week? Because Bonnie Blue challenged the sanity of these hillbillies by marrying her first cousin John Rabid! You heard it here first although that’s not particularly shocking news. When Bonnie found out she didn’t hesitate to go balls deep into keeping it in the family. That’s why Rabid can play second fiddle to Bonnie Blue and it doesn’t bother him one ioda! As much as I love this and I could celebrate those two especially here in cousin fucker town we’re not here to talk about the lovely and esteemed couple! Now it’s time to revisit a man who had his slate wiped clean after I beat his sorry ass and yet I’m the smarter of the two when you stop to compare us!
Since I purged myself of the hate I had for you Alex we can now keep this professional. If that’s even possible! So how about we attempt it shall we? You know we both caught each other by surprise when it came to who you’d be squaring off against for that WCF World Title! I thought for sure it would be Noble Savage, but no! Turns out you and Bonnie Rabid have some unfinished business! Who could blame you for wanting to steal the show after the WCF pushed its women’s first agenda. Congrats on getting there through the tag division as well. I’m not sure you and Odin can be called Enforcers though but we will be able to go over why briefly. Of course the focus is on you, and our long awaited rematch. You just can’t get to where you want to go without first stepping back into the ring with the most sadistic and uncaring s.o.b. to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots! You know for awhile I was what they referred to as a “functional alcoholic” and I would carry a bottle of Jack Daniels in my bag in order to provide that extra milestone everybody missed hardcore wrestling. After you finished drinking it you could either smash the bottle on some bodies unsuspecting face or you could break it open, and use it as a deadly weapon! We’ve all been through that though haven’t we? I mean you being a former Hardcore Champion you’d understand better than anybody! But I digress. Let me hop back on topic! Alex, I hope your mind is set where it needs to be because you know better than anybody that while on this pit stop the only thing on my mind is sending you back to John, and Bonnie Rabid, the kissing and now fucking cousins back in a body bag! So they can unzip that first class business package, and see you’re in no shape to face Bonnie Rabid for that WCF World Title. Although part of me is hoping that even after I claim victory number two over you that you’ll find a way to over come the odds against you! However you failed the first time so what’s to say you won’t fail again? What’s to say you won’t be a failure all of your life? Because let’s be honest here you took a break while I continued to work even harder in this hardcore division! Now while this doesn’t directly impact you it does impact the future of the WCF Hardcore Division! I was going to bring the WCF Hardcore Title by to prominence by defending it 24/7 with no breaks but you know what I’ve decided? Not if but when I become the WCF Hardcore Champion that I will be a selfish champion! Anybody who comes to face me will have to earn it. Go through the grueling process like I did! No more fancy nicknames, and no more using your reputation to bump you ahead of those who deserve it more! Yes Puny Prophet I’m speaking to you!
See Alex it’s not a matter of it but when! You want the WCF World Title as the ultimate middle finger to your former tag partner! Also to prove you’re the best but we’re in competition again and not just in this match because while you seek the WCF World Title as another mile stone I’m on a collision course to prove I’m the greatest, the most sadistic, and the most vile hardcore wrestler that’s alive today, and also that the WCF Hardcore Title is better than the WCF World Title! I deserve to be selfish so I’m going to be selfish! Hate me all you want but you can’t argue with results and those results are I’m a perfect fit for the Hardcore division and I’m the standard that a person should hold themselves too. Unlike the previous time when it comes time to win that belt you better shine the spotlight on me, and get those mug shots ready. The WCF won’t stop me, and the goddam police won’t either! You Alex you might be a challenge or you may not but I weather the storms and I persevere. Persevering is all I do. As a Scorpio it’s in my nature! When my knuckles are leaving welts and bruises on all over your face you can thank me for the extra motivation going forward! You will not win and you can’t escape the inevitable! This isn’t about wins or losses either. You have a clean slate with me so do me a favor and don’t fuck it up! The WCF World Title may be in your near future but all you’re currently looking at is getting your body broken in half by an equal opportunity ass kicker. And trust me when I tell you that your mouth has all ready written a check your ass can’t cash! That’s by your reputation though! I’m doing my best to keep this about business. Walk in,get the three, go pick up my pay check, and then get the hell out of these city. We don’t need to stay in “Cousin Fuckers” longer than we have too! So do me a favor Alex….. If you have any surprise plans for Mrs Bonnie Rabid you better take out John first because he probably thinks he’s World Champion too. You know since he no longer has the “IT” factor to win it any more. His wife has become his gravy train! Just something to keep in mind! We’re not done yet Alex but we’re about half way there!
The Lincoln Town car has stopped for gas. We see the driver pumping the gas as James sits in the back just enjoying the silence for once. Soon after the driver pays he returns knocking back a NoS Energy drink and then he returns to driving the car to whatever destination he was paid to take James. In the back James continues.
Alex, I want you to know that I take your challenge very seriously. However, I just can’t take you and Odin as a tag team seriously! I mean just what in the hell were you two enforcing? I guess that’s a question we’ll never get answered! I’m sure you won’t be able to pass up answering and I know for a fact Odin loves to hear the sound of his own voice! So it will be interesting to at least hear the answers given! Can you feel the anticipation building Alex? I can! This match will decide if we have a tie breaker and you know what Im going to say because nothing would thrill me more than for this to happen. If you beat me this time our tie breaker should be for the WCF World Title because I’d love nothing more than to hold two WCF belts at once! But first I have to claim the WCF Hardcore Title and that day is approaching sooner than everybody thinks. Planning ahead is smart because you always need to be prepared. Which begs the question Alex? Exactly how prepared are you because you remember whet happened last time? I selfishly took my win over you and I’m selfishly going to take another win from you because you’re too weak and powerless to stop me! That’s the truth you don’t want to hear! The one that burns you alive inside. The real reason you formed a tag team with Odin was because you didn’t have to come in contact with me because deep down you know I’m right! You can’t refute it, and like me you know the truth never changes. The truth always stays the same. So Alex I’m going to leave you with some food for thought because it’s clear you can’t stand on your own or think for yourself!
What’s going to happen when I do what the rest of you WCF failures can’t? When I prove that I’ll be the greatest Hardcore Champion in this modern era. Not only that but I prove that the WCF Hardcore Title is the greatest and most prestigious title there ever was! Because right now Michael X is going through motions! That’s what makes him pathetic and it’s what makes him less than genuine. When you’re not genuine you lose all of your credibility! Michael X has lost his but it’s not too late for you Alex! You don’t have a choice what will happen to you in this match! What happens after is completely up to you! Do the right thing Alex and keep it professional or else I’m going to bring a jagged glass Jack Daniels bottle along with me to help convince you what happens to people who refuse to do this. Here’s your only hint. They die alone in a back alley where it takes the population years to find them. You can die meaningless and forgotten or something you can get off your ass and prove them wrong. But you won’t be proving me wrong this week. I hope you remember that when you stop feeling sorry for yourself!
James then leans back and falls asleep as the scene fades to black and we see WCF ALL ACCESS Copyright 2019
He pushes his way out of a near by cornfield as you can tell he isn’t very happy. Hank Brown mans a shoulder camera as we see the faint hint of his arm as readjusts to get more comfortable. After it gets comfortable on his shoulder the production continues. James appears to start to say something but then he stops as you see a cocky smile wash over his face. He then turns back to see the cornfield behind him, and motions for his driver to pick him up so he can get the hell away from here. Getting inside of the black Lincoln town car we are treated to seeing the luxury back seat. Stocked with a full bar, as well as half a grill this damn sure was paradise on four wheels. It’s inside the back of the car where James finally speaks.
Welcome to Omaha, Nebraska! The capital of fucking your cousin! Hey what city were we in last week? Because Bonnie Blue challenged the sanity of these hillbillies by marrying her first cousin John Rabid! You heard it here first although that’s not particularly shocking news. When Bonnie found out she didn’t hesitate to go balls deep into keeping it in the family. That’s why Rabid can play second fiddle to Bonnie Blue and it doesn’t bother him one ioda! As much as I love this and I could celebrate those two especially here in cousin fucker town we’re not here to talk about the lovely and esteemed couple! Now it’s time to revisit a man who had his slate wiped clean after I beat his sorry ass and yet I’m the smarter of the two when you stop to compare us!
Since I purged myself of the hate I had for you Alex we can now keep this professional. If that’s even possible! So how about we attempt it shall we? You know we both caught each other by surprise when it came to who you’d be squaring off against for that WCF World Title! I thought for sure it would be Noble Savage, but no! Turns out you and Bonnie Rabid have some unfinished business! Who could blame you for wanting to steal the show after the WCF pushed its women’s first agenda. Congrats on getting there through the tag division as well. I’m not sure you and Odin can be called Enforcers though but we will be able to go over why briefly. Of course the focus is on you, and our long awaited rematch. You just can’t get to where you want to go without first stepping back into the ring with the most sadistic and uncaring s.o.b. to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots! You know for awhile I was what they referred to as a “functional alcoholic” and I would carry a bottle of Jack Daniels in my bag in order to provide that extra milestone everybody missed hardcore wrestling. After you finished drinking it you could either smash the bottle on some bodies unsuspecting face or you could break it open, and use it as a deadly weapon! We’ve all been through that though haven’t we? I mean you being a former Hardcore Champion you’d understand better than anybody! But I digress. Let me hop back on topic! Alex, I hope your mind is set where it needs to be because you know better than anybody that while on this pit stop the only thing on my mind is sending you back to John, and Bonnie Rabid, the kissing and now fucking cousins back in a body bag! So they can unzip that first class business package, and see you’re in no shape to face Bonnie Rabid for that WCF World Title. Although part of me is hoping that even after I claim victory number two over you that you’ll find a way to over come the odds against you! However you failed the first time so what’s to say you won’t fail again? What’s to say you won’t be a failure all of your life? Because let’s be honest here you took a break while I continued to work even harder in this hardcore division! Now while this doesn’t directly impact you it does impact the future of the WCF Hardcore Division! I was going to bring the WCF Hardcore Title by to prominence by defending it 24/7 with no breaks but you know what I’ve decided? Not if but when I become the WCF Hardcore Champion that I will be a selfish champion! Anybody who comes to face me will have to earn it. Go through the grueling process like I did! No more fancy nicknames, and no more using your reputation to bump you ahead of those who deserve it more! Yes Puny Prophet I’m speaking to you!
See Alex it’s not a matter of it but when! You want the WCF World Title as the ultimate middle finger to your former tag partner! Also to prove you’re the best but we’re in competition again and not just in this match because while you seek the WCF World Title as another mile stone I’m on a collision course to prove I’m the greatest, the most sadistic, and the most vile hardcore wrestler that’s alive today, and also that the WCF Hardcore Title is better than the WCF World Title! I deserve to be selfish so I’m going to be selfish! Hate me all you want but you can’t argue with results and those results are I’m a perfect fit for the Hardcore division and I’m the standard that a person should hold themselves too. Unlike the previous time when it comes time to win that belt you better shine the spotlight on me, and get those mug shots ready. The WCF won’t stop me, and the goddam police won’t either! You Alex you might be a challenge or you may not but I weather the storms and I persevere. Persevering is all I do. As a Scorpio it’s in my nature! When my knuckles are leaving welts and bruises on all over your face you can thank me for the extra motivation going forward! You will not win and you can’t escape the inevitable! This isn’t about wins or losses either. You have a clean slate with me so do me a favor and don’t fuck it up! The WCF World Title may be in your near future but all you’re currently looking at is getting your body broken in half by an equal opportunity ass kicker. And trust me when I tell you that your mouth has all ready written a check your ass can’t cash! That’s by your reputation though! I’m doing my best to keep this about business. Walk in,get the three, go pick up my pay check, and then get the hell out of these city. We don’t need to stay in “Cousin Fuckers” longer than we have too! So do me a favor Alex….. If you have any surprise plans for Mrs Bonnie Rabid you better take out John first because he probably thinks he’s World Champion too. You know since he no longer has the “IT” factor to win it any more. His wife has become his gravy train! Just something to keep in mind! We’re not done yet Alex but we’re about half way there!
The Lincoln Town car has stopped for gas. We see the driver pumping the gas as James sits in the back just enjoying the silence for once. Soon after the driver pays he returns knocking back a NoS Energy drink and then he returns to driving the car to whatever destination he was paid to take James. In the back James continues.
Alex, I want you to know that I take your challenge very seriously. However, I just can’t take you and Odin as a tag team seriously! I mean just what in the hell were you two enforcing? I guess that’s a question we’ll never get answered! I’m sure you won’t be able to pass up answering and I know for a fact Odin loves to hear the sound of his own voice! So it will be interesting to at least hear the answers given! Can you feel the anticipation building Alex? I can! This match will decide if we have a tie breaker and you know what Im going to say because nothing would thrill me more than for this to happen. If you beat me this time our tie breaker should be for the WCF World Title because I’d love nothing more than to hold two WCF belts at once! But first I have to claim the WCF Hardcore Title and that day is approaching sooner than everybody thinks. Planning ahead is smart because you always need to be prepared. Which begs the question Alex? Exactly how prepared are you because you remember whet happened last time? I selfishly took my win over you and I’m selfishly going to take another win from you because you’re too weak and powerless to stop me! That’s the truth you don’t want to hear! The one that burns you alive inside. The real reason you formed a tag team with Odin was because you didn’t have to come in contact with me because deep down you know I’m right! You can’t refute it, and like me you know the truth never changes. The truth always stays the same. So Alex I’m going to leave you with some food for thought because it’s clear you can’t stand on your own or think for yourself!
What’s going to happen when I do what the rest of you WCF failures can’t? When I prove that I’ll be the greatest Hardcore Champion in this modern era. Not only that but I prove that the WCF Hardcore Title is the greatest and most prestigious title there ever was! Because right now Michael X is going through motions! That’s what makes him pathetic and it’s what makes him less than genuine. When you’re not genuine you lose all of your credibility! Michael X has lost his but it’s not too late for you Alex! You don’t have a choice what will happen to you in this match! What happens after is completely up to you! Do the right thing Alex and keep it professional or else I’m going to bring a jagged glass Jack Daniels bottle along with me to help convince you what happens to people who refuse to do this. Here’s your only hint. They die alone in a back alley where it takes the population years to find them. You can die meaningless and forgotten or something you can get off your ass and prove them wrong. But you won’t be proving me wrong this week. I hope you remember that when you stop feeling sorry for yourself!
James then leans back and falls asleep as the scene fades to black and we see WCF ALL ACCESS Copyright 2019
