Post by Odin Balfore on Mar 8, 2019 20:09:06 GMT -5
WCF
Odin Balfore
Vs
John McCarty
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PART ONE: THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
ODIN BALFORE ( VO):
“ America, 2019. A hotbed of sickness, fever, and the doggish goonery of the Anti-vaxx movement. Indeed, let us continue to cite one horribly wrong paper that's been discredited, disproved the doctor that created it has been disbarred. He lied, like a dog and he paid for it. Now the good people of America are paying for it.
Mikey Extreme, where is your America, now? Where is that Dark-Merica now that it needs you. Seems you are voiceless and powerless in this time of need. However, I am not. I am mighty and brave and strong. Some would say that I would run in there, even if I wasnt armed and save the kids from the people like you. From the people Like Morbid Wolf and from the people like John McCarty. These are epidemics long since dead that are springing up. A Jobber-pocalypse, budding like the flowers of spring. “
WCF
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
* Fade into The All Father working in his private gym, as we have seen him many times before. He is palming black holes the size of footballs and throwing them as such. There is a special launcher that shoots the ball back towards the All Father as he does a three step drop back and rifles the ball out. Tom Brady, aka WCFs own, White Steven is there with him, coaching him with real footballs. *
WHITE STEVEN:
“ Alright, great form, just make sure that you’re tucking that elbow. That's the tuck rule, that's important. Then follow through with that throw. If the ball gets knocked out of your hands, its not a fumble, its just roughing the passer. That's ten yards and a first down. Then always, over throw, but not kinda, but yah - overthrow your target that way when they jump for it, you get a pass interference.”
ODIN BALFORE:
“ You sure that's how the games played?”
* White Steven clenches his fist and his six rings light up his right hand. *
WHITE STEVEN:
“ Reality can be whatever I want.”
* Odin clenches his fist but he is missing that reality, world championship. The All Father only has five world championships but is still tied for second in that title hunt. White Steven looks over, and sighs, noticing the All Fathers lack of Infinity gauntlet.”
WHITE STEVEN:
“Oh. Right.. Sorry friend.”
* White Steven pats Odin on the back. *
WHITE STEVEN:
“ Don’t sweat it, you’ll get it back at Kingdom Come.”
ODIN BALFORE:
“ I’m not going for it. I’m undecided. Alex Richards deserves his revenge on Bonnie Blue for everything. New Alex Richards, you know?”
WHITE STEVEN:
“ Its like if I trained Eli Manning, except, he sucks. Of course, he’d still suck but that's just because Gee Golly, he just plain ol’ stinks. “
* That gives the All Father a good laugh. *
ODIN BALFORE:
“ You wana go play squash and get a milk shake?”
WHITE STEVEN:
“ Those are my two favorite things aside from kissing my son on the lips and ripping Roger Gooddell a new Goon Bag but I cant, I have to meet Mr. Kraft for a meeting. Do you want to tag along?”
ODIN BALFORE:
“ Sure, what could go wrong?”
PART TWO: MARY AND THE TWO PALMS
Two Palms Message Palor. Cape Coral, FL
* In a strip mall in Cape Coral, there was a Long John Silvers, a Dollar Tree, the Me So Honi Chinese Restaurant and The Two Palms Massage parlor. Inside, there was a play place for the kids while the adults relaxed. Ahem “relaxed.” That's where white steven was, sitting at a table, eating a vanilla ice cream cone and watching Payton Manning getting his neck broken on live TV, over and over, and over. It was the little things in life. It made Tom smile. In another room was Robert Kraft and Odin Balfore. They laid next to each other on separate tables as Asain women with tiny hands worked knots out of their back. *
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ So, Tom tells me that you’re feeling stressed; that you’re missing your sixth ring? That harnessing the true powers of reality escape you?”
ODIN BALFORE:
“ That would be about the jist of it. I mean, I could go for the World title but I just spent all that time with Alex Richards, building him up and breaking him out of that shell.”
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ I know what you mean, I had to do that with Bill. Had that Bills and Browns funk on him. Took like two whole seasons. At least you did it in like, four weeks? That's real good. Besides, you can get that belt back whenever you want it. That's what I told the Eagles the other year. Just like in Star WARS. First its a new hope but then its EMPIRE, baby.”
ODIN BALFORE:
“ What about Return of the Jedi?”
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ The Chiefs? I don’t think they exist. They really Quagon-Gin’d themselves, haha, didnt they? Bunch of scruby nerf hearders. “
ODIN BALFORE:
“ What paddy-daddy?”
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ Patty Ma-nobody? BAH! He’s gonna play a pick up game one too many times and get his ankles broke by a twelve year old. I mean, he’s coachable but he’s not Andy Reid proof. “
* They both laugh. *
ODIN BALFORE:
“ Say, wernt you just like, arrested on prostitution counts?”
* The Kraft Mac-daddy just looks over at the All Father and laughs *
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ That's a good one, All Father. HA-HA! A very good one. You always were funny. Sometimes. But when I got in front of that judge and he saw me standing there with my thick and two piece just hanging out for the world to see - he knew what was up. And as you know, one cannot do unthick justice onto another. Shit just aint kosher. And you gotta respect that S A double B A double T.
ODIN BALFORE:
“ Don’t I know it, my Nilla. “
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ But real talk, all I had to do was listen to some broad talk for like a half hour on human trafficking, bought a box of girl scout cookies and that was it. Just a small little fine. Not even a tap on the wrist but a suckle on my thick. Do you know what you should do, go for the Hardcore Championship. I saw what Wolf and Extreme did to you. I saw how they massacred my boy. I do not approve of such things. If I were you, I’d take a pit stop on your quest for six world title and pick up that Hardcore Championship. “
ODIN BALFORE:
“ That's a good point. I am one belt away from double grand slam. It would add to my legacy. I think I’d be the fourth of fifth double Grand Slam champion. That is a major milestone. Hell, its a major milestone just to be a grand slam champion but to go around that tour twice, that's insane. At Kingdom Come I’ll go for the Hardcore Championship and further claim my throne of KING of WCF. However, this week I have to make waste of John McCarty and make waste I will. Sure, he’s been fighting Destroyer for the past week or so but in truth, Ultimate Destroy is low brow talent compared to me. I am a legend, a one of kind, household name. I am what all of these wrestlers want to be like. So let me get this straight, Jazzy John, one week, two weeks out from Kingdom Come. Currently, McCarty is out of his league and out of his mind idf he thinks he can beat me. I’m not Destroyer, I don’t make dumb mistakes. I don’t over-estimate my opponents, I just crush - I just DESTROY them. Johns going to go back to those music halls and stage productions because there is no standing up to me. I’ve lost only a handful of matches in the past year. Last week John called Destroyer false advertising - welp, my advertisements don’t lie. Five time world champ, best tag team Champion in history, most dominating man in WAR. John shouldnt get it twisted, this is going to be the biggest match of his career before I go onto Kingdom Come because unlike everyone else in WCF whose still trying to carve a name and a legacy, I’m just making mine that much bigger. Every day, every match, every win, my legacy grows. Its the grind- its a grind that I mastered over the years to put myself into this kind of position in my career. Since I’ve been here and since that John has come back he hasnt done anything except win that defunct tag team championship. John McCarty massacred my boy. For that, I cannot let it slide. On Slam, let me tell you Kraft Daddy, I’m going to gas John McCarty clean out, have him runnin on chipotle fumes and hostess dreams. He might be technical but I started out as Technical; believe it or not. I started out with suplexes, the Maverick Plex used to be my finish. I used to snapmare and hip toss brother jacks clear across the ring. Hit him with a big boot and send him reeling backwards then hit him with the Lawmaker Or maybe I’ll show him a more hardcore side, a side not seen from me in a long time. However, Bobward, it is a side of me that is damn near impossible to beat. Its like out White Steven, Psycho Tom in the post season. Bah, good fuckin luck. “
ROBERT KRAFT:
“ Same to you. We’re always glad to have you around, Odin. Great minds, great athletes, great cultures. This has been a meetings of the minds and I have enjoyed it very much. You’re growing, you’re constantly getting better. You don’t make excuses. You’ll be doing great things this year, I know it. I can feel it. Now roll over, and let these Viet-Kongs wrap their hands around that tree trunk and show you how to properly end a promo.. And it will.. Be epic.
