Post by Matt Draven on Feb 4, 2019 0:01:44 GMT -5
The scene opens to a shot of Matt sitting in front of a whiteboard and facing the camera. Written in various colors and dozens of names and ideas. None of which seem to have anything to do with the Tag tourney or his upcoming match against Scot Slayer and Stephen Singh. However, that doesn't seem to have any effect on the smug smile that is etched into his face as he stares into the camera.
Matt Draven:
"Greetings and salutations W-C-F galaxy? It's the One and Only Matt Draven here to say a few things 'bout his upcoming match! However, I just wanna say that I'm sorry. About what happened last week against Odin and Alex. Man, nobody derived that shoddy performance I gave last week. Not even the gassed Beanman Lord Raab. That being said, nobody deserves to see this mess either."
Lifting his arms up, Matt gestured to the whiteboard behind him as well as the rest of the.....basement(?) that the video was being filmed in. Though the room wasn't nearly as much as a mess he claimed it was it was clearly not the place he wanted it to be. Suddenly, with a loud clap that echoed throughout the concrete room, Matt brought the attention back to him.
Matt Draven:
"Enough of the pity party, now it's time to have a wee chat about the opponents of the "Jazzy Devils"!"
After saying the tacky name that he had thought of, Matt fell into an awkward silence. Evidently it didn't hit him until then just how tacky it was.
Matt Draven:
"I-It's a work in progress. REGARDLESS! I got something to say to my opponents. First, how ya doin' Soctty? It's pretty clear that you don't know a whole lot, but let me break it down for your clout chasing ass. Kennedy Mathews dropped your ass faster then a two dollar whore for a five dollar bill. Ain't no way you can spin that to make it look like you did anything. Pretty sure I also wasted your emo ass over the internet before ol' Jazzy schooled you as well. The burns were real, just as real as the Draven Effect you're gonna be getting this Monday on Slam! BOOM! GET WREKTED SCRUBLORD!"
Clearly thinking he was doing better then he actually was, Matt began laughing at his own jokes. After several minutes of him just laughing, Matt settled down enough to continue on.
Matt Draven:
"That being said, I hope that doesn't mean that you'll take this for granted Stephen. I may be playing the fool for Scotty's benifent, but it's clear he doesn't know what the dealio is. However, you're the one that does and that is what makes your ass more of a threat. Make no mistake, I've got John's back and he has mine. This Monday we will overcome you and your dead weight."
Witht he smug as fuck look completely gone, Matt stared intently into the camera s the scene faded to black.
Matt Draven:
"Greetings and salutations W-C-F galaxy? It's the One and Only Matt Draven here to say a few things 'bout his upcoming match! However, I just wanna say that I'm sorry. About what happened last week against Odin and Alex. Man, nobody derived that shoddy performance I gave last week. Not even the gassed Beanman Lord Raab. That being said, nobody deserves to see this mess either."
Lifting his arms up, Matt gestured to the whiteboard behind him as well as the rest of the.....basement(?) that the video was being filmed in. Though the room wasn't nearly as much as a mess he claimed it was it was clearly not the place he wanted it to be. Suddenly, with a loud clap that echoed throughout the concrete room, Matt brought the attention back to him.
Matt Draven:
"Enough of the pity party, now it's time to have a wee chat about the opponents of the "Jazzy Devils"!"
After saying the tacky name that he had thought of, Matt fell into an awkward silence. Evidently it didn't hit him until then just how tacky it was.
Matt Draven:
"I-It's a work in progress. REGARDLESS! I got something to say to my opponents. First, how ya doin' Soctty? It's pretty clear that you don't know a whole lot, but let me break it down for your clout chasing ass. Kennedy Mathews dropped your ass faster then a two dollar whore for a five dollar bill. Ain't no way you can spin that to make it look like you did anything. Pretty sure I also wasted your emo ass over the internet before ol' Jazzy schooled you as well. The burns were real, just as real as the Draven Effect you're gonna be getting this Monday on Slam! BOOM! GET WREKTED SCRUBLORD!"
Clearly thinking he was doing better then he actually was, Matt began laughing at his own jokes. After several minutes of him just laughing, Matt settled down enough to continue on.
Matt Draven:
"That being said, I hope that doesn't mean that you'll take this for granted Stephen. I may be playing the fool for Scotty's benifent, but it's clear he doesn't know what the dealio is. However, you're the one that does and that is what makes your ass more of a threat. Make no mistake, I've got John's back and he has mine. This Monday we will overcome you and your dead weight."
Witht he smug as fuck look completely gone, Matt stared intently into the camera s the scene faded to black.
