Cookie-less Cookie Stand!

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

WCF is like a cookie stand that has run alllllllllllllll outta cookies but for some super strange reason they try to stays open despite not selling anything else but the cookies that has already sold out!

So you goes in there and you is all like... ONE COOKIE PLEASE!!!

And they is all like... Nah sorry we already sold outta all the cookies! Ummmmm all we got now is empty cookie boxes and stuffs no bear would ever want!

...

So you is all like... WHAT THE HECK BEARS YOU DOING STAYING OPEN IF YOU ALREADY ALL OUTTA COOKIES?!!!

So then you just looks at them in disgust calls them a....

LOL FGT

BADGER BEAR STYLE!!!

And walk off outta there cos there is no point you even going to a cookie stand if they already all outta cookies!!!

And this is exactly what happened to lil Sethykins! Without Lilo and Logi Bear Sethykins couldn't bear to be in this place all the memories and stuffs of us just drove him into a deep, dark depression and that's why he killed himself

I am sooooooo sorry I didn't come to your funeral Sethykins but I was.... ummmmm... washing my hair and.... eating cookies. And Logi Bear probably just didn't wanna come cos he hated you for ever allowing Torture here

Funny stuff, funny stuff!

Anywayzzzzz has been super great fun catching up with all you jobber bears who for some reason are still at the cookie-less cookie stand but as you know my name is Lilith and that means that I am better than ALL of you... STILL bestest ever Champion and fighter to EVER step foot here! Check that stuffs out!

So in the words of Badger Bear...

LOL FGT

Byeeeeeeeeeee xx

[Teo Blaze]

@trailblazer

So that’s why there were so many razor blades in the donuts yesterday.

I assumed Price had a viral marketing contract with Gillette and had misunderstood their instructions, but this makes slightly more sense.

Either way, good donuts. Sense of danger.

See you next year Lil.