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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 9:17:15 GMT -5
12/28/18
This past week at the WCF Area, situated at the heart of Reading, Pennsylvania. Odin Balfore recorded an unaired segment for WCF's flagship show "Slam", where Odin and former WCF World Heavyweight Champion, now I.S. Spokesman, Bobby Cairo gave out a thousand dollars each to the fans in attendance. The footage was eventually leaked by Buddy Roman productions across the internet in an ill thought out attempt to garner support for Balfore, who in less than two weeks time is scheduled to fight in a fatal four way clash with Bonnie Blue, Noble Savage, and Alex Richards at the federations milestone event, ONE.
Suffice to say, the unaired recording, which on closer inspection has American citizens given "I.S. dollars" instead of actual greenbacks, has not gone down well with wrestling community. Dave Meltzer called the incident " A disgrace of the highest order" While Cultaholic and Wrestletalk have banded together to create a kickstarter for the victims of Bobby Cairo's terrorist activities. Wrestletalk's own Olli Davis has recorded a version of "Kiss from a Rose" with the proceeds going towards Cairo's victims, while the Pennsylvania fight commission are considering revoking Odin's licence before the 7th of January.
John Rabid, former leader of notorious wrestling stable, "#beachkrew" had this to say:
"We once invited Bobby to be part of our team, he betrayed that trust and soured his reputation forever by becoming a member of I.S. I can only offer now my sincerest apologizes to those in attendance this past week at the Reading Arena and will send those affected a thousand actual U.S. dollars each to make up for the distress they've suffered."
At the time of going to press, nether Odin Balfore nor Buddy Roman had a response to the allegations.
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Post by Kaz on Dec 28, 2018 10:31:59 GMT -5
@thegodson
Is THE SWERVE actually reporting or have they become a sensationalist news source? These the same guys that probably think they have gay Santa being forced down their throats.
Ay, if you’re actually wondering what that feels like then The Godson got a little summin’ for ya LOL.
Y’all need The Poondocks now more than EVAH.
#RessurectBobbyCairo #RessurectKazMazy
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 11:10:11 GMT -5
@thegodson Is THE SWERVE actually reporting or have they become a sensationalist news source? These the same guys that probably think they have gay Santa being forced down their throats. Ay, if you’re actually wondering what that feels like then The Godson got a little summin’ for ya LOL. Y’all need The Poondocks now more than EVAH. #RessurectBobbyCairo #RessurectKazMazy Sexual assault is not a trivial matter, Mr. Mazy. You may want to reconsider your bravado. Or perhaps you'd like to record your President Underwood speech now? Your choice. |
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Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 28, 2018 11:24:41 GMT -5
Cairo, Kaz and myself have diplomatic immunity and thus, don't care about what this fuccboi publication has to say.
The swerves just jealous sum fan made more money in a might with a thousand bucks than the swerves makes in a month but printing shabby and intellectually defunct stories about the THICK collective.
We used trumpian funny money, aka real American currency to give the people a head start on controlling their capitalist lifestyles
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 11:41:18 GMT -5
Cairo, Kaz and myself have diplomatic immunity and thus, don't care about what this fuccboi publication has to say. The swerves just jealous sum fan made more money in a might with a thousand bucks than the swerves makes in a month but printing shabby and intellectually defunct stories about the THICK collective. We used trumpian funny money, aka real American currency to give the people a head start on controlling their capitalist lifestyles Sides with a known terrorist, doesn't care about the implications. Your "hero" ladies and gentlemen. |
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 11:46:58 GMT -5
Cairo, Kaz and myself have diplomatic immunity and thus, don't care about what this fuccboi publication has to say. The swerves just jealous sum fan made more money in a might with a thousand bucks than the swerves makes in a month but printing shabby and intellectually defunct stories about the THICK collective. We used trumpian funny money, aka real American currency to give the people a head start on controlling their capitalist lifestyles "Intellectually defunct" is that Poon guinea for fake news? Was it "Intellectually defunct" to lose to Bonnie Blue? For a supposed "Norse God", you cry out a plethora of excuses. |
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Post by Kaz on Dec 28, 2018 11:47:19 GMT -5
@thegodson
Not “hero’s”.
Leaders.
Leaders of the locker room and the world.
You’re just some fish wrapper that has no use because you’re binary, just code on the screen.
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 11:50:18 GMT -5
@thegodson Not “hero’s”. Leaders. Leaders of the locker room and the world. You’re just some fish wrapper that has no use because you’re binary, just code on the screen. We are binary Mr. Mazy. We provide ANSWERS to questions. You provide smoke and mirrors. |
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Post by Kaz on Dec 28, 2018 11:54:32 GMT -5
@thegodson Not “hero’s”. Leaders. Leaders of the locker room and the world. You’re just some fish wrapper that has no use because you’re binary, just code on the screen. We are binary Mr. Mazy. We provide ANSWERS to questions. You provide smoke and mirrors. @thegodson If only that were true because so far all you’ve done is try and spread discord among the unthickni masses. You attempt to blind when we only seek to enlighten. |
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 28, 2018 11:56:04 GMT -5
We are binary Mr. Mazy. We provide ANSWERS to questions. You provide smoke and mirrors. @thegodson If only that were true because so far all you’ve done is try and spread discord among the unthickni masses. You attempt to blind when we only seek to enlighten. Spoken like a true cult leader, L. Ron would be so proud. |
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 30, 2018 16:52:40 GMT -5
@alexsplayground
The swerve hates Odin.. That means I love the swerve. Im getting me a lifetime subscription
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 30, 2018 17:15:09 GMT -5
@alexsplayground The swerve hates Odin.. That means I love the swerve. Im getting me a lifetime subscription Welcome aboard! |
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Post by THE SWERVE on Dec 30, 2018 17:20:35 GMT -5
@alexsplayground The swerve hates Odin.. That means I love the swerve. Im getting me a lifetime subscription Just to clarify, we do not hate Odin, nor do we take a partisan stance with any professional wrestler. We report the news as best we can, with an eye always on balance and impartiality. Vincent Cross - Editor. |
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