Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 23, 2018 14:19:17 GMT -5
WCF
Odin Balfore
Vs
John McCarthy
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Chapter I: Cruise of Vik-Kings
* A week before ONE, Odin Balfore is taking a small vacation. Getting his head back in the game, getting into the headspace of going back to work and killing and killing and killing to get what he wants and wants the WCF Championship. WCF has teamed up with Carnival Cruise lines, a deal brokered by Odin Balfore himself. Odin was to sail with the cruise ship for five days, leading up to the christmas eve special of WCF Slam. Aboard the cruise, Odin was to serve as a host and a ‘good will ambassador.’ The cruise left from Miami and would travel to St. Martin and back again. Odin would host a dance night, a dinner event and a ship wide party.
We fade into Odins cabin, smooth jazz playing as Odin lays on his back, resting peacefully. His legs crossed and bent at the knees; one foot is twitching to the music as he hums to himself. There is a knock on the door as a worker has come to get him for this evenings event. *
Cruise Worker: Mr. Balfore, you’re needed to host the dinner event this evening.
* Odin kicks his feet up and springs off the bed. He picks up a suit jacket thatshung on the back of a chair. He puts it on, walks out the door and follows the cruise worker down and the hall and around a few corners towards the large dining area. He walks in through a side door as a small spotlight shines on him. He pics up a microphone and addresses the crowd. *
Odin Balfore: Folks, As you all know we’ll be leaving for Miami again tomorrow and after tomorrow you’ll all be going back to your respective comes across the country but we’ll all have these memories. Our five days together have been fantastic and a time that I will not forget. I came here with WCF. I signed autographs, I’ve been put in headlocks, met all you fine people and helped to forge these fantastic memories. We did that together and nothing can take that away. This is our last dinner together before we all go back home. It will be a buffet and we will all help ourselves. This reminds me of my match that I have at ONE, next week where I will help myself to my WCF Championship and history.
I have enjoyed my time, it has been peaceful and relaxing, being among you fine people, being able to mind my mind clear before one of the bigger nights of the year for me - where as for my opponents its the biggest night of their life. Its a night similar to tonight. A night that none of you or them will ever forget. With that said, on behalf of Carnival, WCF and myself, I want to thank you all from the bottom of heart for being here with us this week as some of us get ready to celebrate christmas and the new year. I look forward to doing this again in 2019. I’m positive 2019 will be a big year for me filled with many great things. That all starts as soon as we get back to Miami and I fly back to Reading. That's why, for anyone who is interested, I’m giving out free tickets to ONE, live from the Wells Fargo arena. I’ll buy three thousand tickets. Heck, I’ll buy everyone a ticket, a hotdog and a soda. I’ll pick this cruise ship up, carry it on my back, walk up the Apalachia and bring you all to Wells Fargo myself. That's the kind of guy that I am. I may hate my coworkers but I love the fans. My fans have been with me for twenty years and they respect me. You all respect me. They don’t respect me and that's OK. I’m not here to be respected by them. I put in the blood and the sweat. I’m respected by my industry. Enough about all that, though. Lets all eat and have a good time.
Thank you.
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Chapter II: A Year in Review
Bonnie, Savage, Richards - lets year in review.
Richards, lets start with you first. No title wins, one win of note, zero actual contributions to the world at large. Wow such a man of the people. You’re the guy complaining about life while collecting welfare because he slipped on a grape at the A&P back in 85. Trust me when I say the world will not miss you.
Savage; congrats, you won WAR. also congrats, you done fuck all with it. I feel as though I need to remind you as you claim you’re going to burn it down you lying sack of inert gas.
Bonnie: You win a tag title with a guy whose leagues ahead of you and when you had to toe the line, you couldnt drag Richards out of his bag of cheetos. So 1 tag win. 1 world title. Its not bad but lets face it, you’re just bad. Its going to get you some nice accolaids though.
1st woman to main event ONE. 1st woman world champion to main event ONE. Those are some nifty lifetime achievement awards. You get pity trophies because you cant go out there and get anything. Except these hands.
Then you go against me.
The All Father: 3 world title this year. Fight me, its three. Won Battle of the Gods. Won Fall of the Gods. Won Alternate Showdown. That's insanity. That's unprecedented. I set the benchmark for banner year in 2011. In 2018 I came back and did it again. I came back and pulled this company from the flames and you all want to take credit. Its the best year of anyone in WCF ever. Yah, I’d say that I’m having the best year in WCF. Shoe in for Wrestler of the year.
So to review - I’m God of WCF and you aint. You jelous bitches are going to humble and shaken to your core. Get ready. Prepare but know that it won’t be enough.
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Chapter III: Not about what I want
John, John, I don’t want to do anything rash. I don’t want to hurt you. I’m not looking at you and thinking, I gotta hurt this guy. I’m a week out from ONE. I’m a week out from hurting a lot of people who honestly, prolly deserve it. Scratch that, they do deserve it. You though, not so much. However, this is the biggest match of your career. I know you may not think highly of me because Odins taken a few L’s but you gotta take a few L’s if you wana go down in history. I know Alex is reading this and he’s getting a chubby because he takes L’s like Lord Raab takes beans.
Very homosexually.
In truth, John, this week isnt going to go very well for you. You see, after that attack last week, I’m kinda angry. I’m a little pissed off and now you gotta be the guy that I get to blow some of that anger off on. I would say that I need a tune up match but Odin Balfore doesnt require such things. It might be fun though; to have a tune up match. To get out there like you scrubs and ‘warm up.’ Really get limber before I go get lumber and smash the skulls of my enemies like this was Padres stadium. Do not take this personally. This is just business.
My business. This is what I do, long before you showed up. I’ve been in ONE’s and WARs and done so much in this company. Things people like you go their whole career without doing. Infact, I’ve won more world championships this year than 99 percent of all WCF talent will ever see. That's something right there. For all this talk of whose going to be wrestler of the year. I’m the only wrestler anyone should consider.
Think about that. I’m head and shoulders and tits and tail above everyone else in WCF, there isnt even a question about it in anyones mind. I’m not saying this to diminish you because you deminish yourself. I’m going into the record books while you’re just going into the book of 903. The book of who the fuck cares and where the fuck did he go? But I like you, JOhn; for whatever reason. Just know that I’m aware that you want this win but know that you arnt going get it. You aint even gonna come close to it. The closest you gonna get is sniffing my sweaty ass cheeks when I plop down on your face. Break out the running whoopsie.
Little bit of the richter scale to get things started for this christmas eve edition of Slam. That's another funny thing, we don’t normaly have a Slam this week. This is normally the yearly awards. Just my yearly award to Jazzy John is going to be a broken orbital bone and a crushed patella. Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
Some people are gettin cars, or bikes or nintendos and you’re over there in ICU with a broken pelvis and a ruptured esophagus. Oh, geez. I wonder how that happened rick? Its obvious that Jazzy JOhn just got completely fucked by the living legend of WCF.
I’m not here to please any of you. Far from it but Monday night, Christmas eve, ya’ll gonna wish that I was. Jazzy John, I’m the very best in this company. From miles around, the very best. Bonnie and a few others will try to tell you different but very few, mainly only 3 others in WCFs 19 years have done more than me. I’m top 3, all time WCF talent. Out of 17 hundred plus people. I’m third and only getting better. Do you know what that means? It means two more championships and I’m the all time World Champion leader. 20 years. 17 hundred people and I’m the best. Its laughable that the Guardians think that they are going to stop it. Three dudes are going to stop 20 years of inevitable progress?
Build that wall,WCF. Prove me wrong
LOL
Right now, Jazzy John and the super lame guardians are trying to ruin my legacy and prolong what they know deep down, can not be prolonged. On Christmas eve, I’m going to absolutely batter you, John. I’m going to stall you out, gas you out, lock you up and choke slam you so hard, it’ll turn your teeth to coal and then that coal into diamonds. I’m going to get my win back. I’m going to get my title back and 2018 is going to close as it started, with the looming presence of Odin Balfore and the shadowing of the Maverick Elite.
Oh, that's an old one. And oldie but a goodie.
Monday night, John. Pray if you have too. Beg if you must but know that I will not be listening.