Post by James Wolf on Dec 17, 2018 4:24:24 GMT -5
We're close to the destination of Slam where the WCF camera's are getting a view of the city for their ever present arena shot. To get people interested. However it would not be a good time to send the vans out to get a view of the city for this very reason. We see an old broken down hag that could be the twin sister of Bonnie Blue. She stumbles out of a meth lab thinking she is keeping the biggest secret in the world. Much like her counter part the real life Bonnie Blue who not only hits every meth lab before and after her title defenses, but she also solicits herself for prostitution.
The WCF cameras cannot turn away as they decide to follow Bonnie Blue's doppleganger and as they follow her they notice her heading over to a beat up pinto with spinners on it. A close up reveals the greatest of ironies because it looks like the twin of Alex Richards except for the fact that he looks like he is drunk off his ass, and he has pit stains all over his shirt. Bonnie's twin gets into the car, as the message please stand by hits the screens for a minute. We are thinking that maybe the WCF is think of the safety of these two people but as we know with the WCF that is not always the case.
Alex, there you go trying to prove that you weren't just leeching off of Bonnie's success, and in part you were trying to find your own. The sad part is that nobody believes you! Except maybe Bonnie Blue, and John Rabid. Two people who don't even fucking matter! I only bring them up because they would take your side. Because you need somebody to take your side because anybody disagreeing with you is like the world is coming to an end. You can't tell me I'm wrong about that either. A simple incest joke? This all started with Bonnie Blue because she couldn't think of anything else to say after I insulted her. Here is the thing I don't joke about incest. I find it ironic you mention that you were abused, and you actually condone the actions of your former tag partner. Or anybody else for that matter! Those are not the actions of somebody whose been abused Alex. I think you're a liar, and you're trying to get sympathy in this company. The reason you're trying to do this is because you want the win and the company giving you the win because you've been abused is seen as a victory for others who have been abused. It's a cop out and it makes me sick. I don't take anything for granted. I tried to keep this as business only but no Alex. You just couldn't help yourself could you? Even after I mentioned I was a happily married man the trifecta of comments had to continue as if I never said a word to begin with. That's why I'll never believe you were abused. Victims are not manipulated directing projected abuse toward another person. Even if it was false! No! Alex, you're a liar. It was never about me. If it was about me you wouldn't have made it about somebody else. You might be good at lying to yourself but I see right past that. And I thought for once you'd record a promo that was intelligent, and of some substance. But it's the same old shit with you. Blame others for your short comings! Alex, I'm not a bully. I'm a realist, and I see things for how they are. I am going to rub it in every chance I get because if I don't somebody else will. It's funny how when I do what's necessary to succeed in this business I'm a bully but when Bonnie Blue does the exact same thing lying her ass off at every turn she's rewarded for it. When I say its funny its not actually funny. If I don't explain it to you then you'll think I'm being literal when that's not the case. It's not funny! It's a piss poor excuse for running your career! You're no different either. You should have seen this coming Alex! Alex, I pride myself on being me. You don't have to like it or enjoy it. But, its quite obvious you have no problem compromising your morals even though you'd tell me that's not the case. It's true! You either compromise your morals, or you have none. Either way, I have a specific reason for why I use every approach I do, and I think I made my point. You're absolutely nothing without Bonnie Blue. You don't have what it takes to stand on your own! You blame me for all of your short comings because you can't admit to yourself that you know you're going to fail at One! I'm the scapegoat for all of your problems which is completely unfair when you actually sit down and look at how things are going! I'm a hypocrite?
Let's examine the meaning of that word for a moment Alex. A hypocrite is somebody who says one thing while doing another. Clearly, I'm no hypocrite! You should hold all the contempt for yourself! You claimed to be abused while joking about incest with me. Now you wouldn't want somebody to make light of your abuse while also doing something similar in regards to what you were doing. It's not my fault you can't grasp reality or the actual meanings of words. I don't respect you for not understanding you're the very definition of a hypocrite. It's right there in your little promo too. You just handed me the keys to your very weakness, and now that you hate me for being something I'm not I will make you hate me for everything that I am! I'm truthful to a fault! A man who fakes his abuse is a disgusting individual! You have every indication of being a fake. Hate yourself for opening that door Alex. You were bound to know I was going to analyze, and over analyze that statement, and then come to my own conclusion.
As it concerns my late sister her and I were estranged. You do know what that word means don't you Alex? It means that we were never close. So before you tell me I need to go look in the mirror I'm not responsible for her death so if you're trying to guilt trip me into doing something like leave the WCF you can keep throwing your little tantrums, and making up your little excuses because I'm not going any where! What you, or the rest of the roster thinks of me is of no concern to me! I'm back to what really matters. Business as usual! Fuck everything else!
The WCF camera crew gets closer as their cameras zoom in. Once they do we see the car swerve until it hits a light post, and the two who look like exact dopplegangers of Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue, get out of the car, and continue on to find their next fix. Intrigued the WCF camera crew tails them but is careful not to get too close.
I'm not responsible for other people's actions Alex. It's not my comments that would kill Bonnie if she were really addicted to meth. It would be her addiction that did it. Sounds like you're devoid of common sense there Alex. You really should start using it if you do have any common sense laying around some place! Alex, what in the fuck are you talking about? Julia was abused? Are you some kind of all knowing fortune teller? We were raised by our grand parents after our parents were killed in a car accident. We later found out it was no car accident but they were actually murdered. But you know your grand parents are there to protect you. It wasn't until after high school that I was able to get custody of her. So let me make this perfectly clear I had absolutely no knowledge of any abuse my late sister may have gone through. You have to remember that I was going to school, and wrestling as an after school activity. I started working full time at eighteen. I never knew if she resented because we had to travel together until she got of legal age to go her own way. Life isn't always our best friend, and life doesn't always go according to plan. Hell, working for the WCF this lesson is something you should all ready know!
Why do you blame me? As I mentioned earlier your former tag partner started this whole thing. But you never worked to put a stop to it did you? See the dilemma we're in now? While you were enjoying your success you didn't give a fuck about me or the affect my family was going through. You still proved you don't give a fuck with that little production you put on. Right with more shots at me, and my late sister. You're the definition of a hypocrite, and now everybody knows it. Not only, are you a hypocrite, you're an unoriginal one too! You couldn't resist could you? Even after I made it perfectly clear I don't joke about incest. That is the worst form of abuse a person can go through. You claim to be a victim of abuse but all signs are pointing to no! We've all ready been over the reasons why. I just want you to understand there's no reason why you have to hide. It's a little bit like stolen valor, and you don't have some disorder that makes you sick either. You're the worst type of human being! You're the scum of the Earth! Yet, you have the audacity to point fingers at me for being honest, and straight forward! Alex, if nothing else you've simply motivated me even more! Your promo if you want to call it that was piss poor. It was so piss poor I'm surprised that the WCF aired it! Well Alex let's shift the subject here for a second. I know a victim of abuse wouldn't be making incest jokes. What makes a person commit suicide? When you find out the answer you can tell me? Until then just shut the fuck up, and listen to the dose of truth you actually need to listen too. That's the problem with you. You play around too much, and you don't listen. Because if you actually listened to yourself you'd be disgusted with yourself. And if you're not then there's something seriously wrong with you! You're trying to blame me. A victim. A victim of abuse shaming another victim. Wow! You're just hitting it out of the park tonight! You really shouldn't wonder why your credibility is called into question! Alex, just stop yourself from talking or else you're going to wander into not only another match with me, but a long term feud you don't want to be in! Because I have yet to see you mention family. Maybe it's because I got here late. But in all your time with The Guardians, and you know cracking those jokes a victim of abuse would never make toward a person whose never had a history of abuse you just love to blame other people!
I've got it pin pointed to a tee. Blame others, instead of taking responsibility for yourself! You really are the worst version of yourself Alex! Alex, let's get something straight anything I say to you is not to further my career. It's based on an outsider observing what you can't see. What you keeping failing to admit to yourself. How your actions don't really match up with what you claim! My wife, and my daughter support me. I don't need to tell you my daughter is in therapy because you saw it and you know that she was the closest to Julia. However, Mr. Victim of Abuse you condemning me for a matter you have no stake in is rather pointless. You sure were having the time of your life until I decided to share that very personal moment. Don't patronize me Alex! I did what was necessary to win. When you do what's necessary you don't blame yourself for doing it so I don't want to hear any comparisons for how I decide to do it. If Estrella Luiz is legal I can't throw her out of this nation. I can damn sure piss her off though! I can piss all over her heritage as a Lucha wrestler, and she can piss all over my American heritage too! So what? You're failing Wrestling Psychology 101! But of course for every mistake you make we've all ready learned that you blame me. Because taking the blame yourself is so foreign that you have to make up excuses for why you don't take the blame for yourself. It's a pattern that keeps repeating itself! I don't give a fuck about the parody you did! This is just another match. I don't know if you've been paying attention or not but let me let you in on why everybody here hates my guts. It's because the way I carry myself. Sure I may have been a World Champion a year before I entered the WCF. When I got to the WCF I was rusty. But I guarantee you don't have more imagination than me. That's just you being obnoxious when I've all ready owned you just for the sake of owning you. You must be really proud of yourself. Do a trailer park parody with the exact things you claim you don't do! Wow, that's the way to show me! Motivate me even further to prove your ass wrong! To drill it into your head because obviously there's a failure with a synapse in your brain when it comes to comprehension. So read this and read it over again until you understand! I back up everything. You saying I don't means nothing. I've proven you to be a big fucking fraud. You're on par with Frank Dux Alex! It's really pathetic! You really believe all the bull shit that comes out of your mouth!
The WCF crew gets closer to see the dopplegangers of Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue stop to get high. They're both getting high on meth, and one must think this is what it's actually like listening to them. You'd have to be high on meth to think either of them were talented or think their promos were actually good. They were probably getting their fix while creating something they thought would make their opponent shudder when in reality the opposite was true. It just made them laugh and see them for what they truly were. No threat at all!
The Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue dopple gangers then turn toward the cameras finally noticing them, and much like real life they just go back to getting high because that's what their lives consisted of!
Alex, what me being a World Champion before I got here means, is that I didn't need the WCF to be a World Champion. The fact that I'm proud of what I did before I got here must really burn you alive inside. But even with all that, and in dealing with the present. I'm the Main Event. People are here to see me! I'm so good I don't need a title to represent the WCF. My very presence is enough. That's why you're jealous of me! That's why none of the shit you spew from your lips will ever bother me. That's why your apologies are hollow and mean absolutely nothing! Because I can see right through that facade you put on for the WCF. I'm always the same person, and my family loves me for it. You claim to be same person but you're not! It kills you that you've come across somebody that just simply doesn't care. You want this to be my Main Event so you can shove it in my face on what I've lost but guess what? You're nothing!Our match means nothing! All you've tried to do is throw your weight around and people get tired of that shit fast! So when you see this put on your cape and get super mad!
Alex, I don't need you to tell me what I'm responsible for. After the way you've acted I'm surprised the WCF is ready to award you anything. After the way Bonnie has acted I'm surprised she's the WCF World Champion. She clearly doesn't deserve it! But she's like you. You don't listen to anything and neither does she! But you're going to be forced to listen to the truth whether you like it or not Alex. What do you with it I really don't care but at least the rest of the world will know what an entitled little shit you think you are!
Alex, you're not better than me! You can't even keep your actions, and statements lining up in a way that would actually match up with a victim of abuse! The thing you claim you are, and you don't act like it. Maybe you had enough therapy to get through your issues. Now those issues are coming back to haunt you in ways you never imagined! You're the one whose proven you're full of shit I've been working. Something you refuse to do! I don't give a fuck about the titles you've held. Go push that shit on somebody who'd be impressed like Jazzy John McCarty because to be quite honest you don't impress me. You never have! I only care about the World Title! That's no secret. I'm sure the rest of the WCF does too. Why should I care about the WCF TV Title? Tell me! I'm sure you'll find a good excuse while trying to again condemn me. You're really good at victim shaming. An activity you shouldn't engage in since you were a victim of abuse! You've been puffing on Bonnie's meth pipe for too long Alex. Time to put it down and face reality! I don't claim its a fluke. I just move on! Win or lose, I still win so where's the fucking problem Alex? There's no problem. You're talking out of your ass now, and I expected this would happen!
Alex, you're just embarrassing yourself by trying too hard now. Wow, hiring an actor and taking his word for something he's paid to do. What a fucking idiot! You're blowing smoke thinking of anything you can to hold my attention and man is it failing. Because when it comes to people paying attention to you people change the channel. I, on the other hand boost the ratings. Something you continually fail to do because you refuse to be honest with yourself! Go ahead and cry now! I want to see those tears of frustration stream down your face because I just won't play your game! I'm where I need to be! In this world you can't please everybody and I'll never please you and I'll never please the WCF so why even try? All I can do is be me which means I'm going to win by hook or by crook! With weapons, or without. Anything goes. A win, is a win! As far as my progress I'll get there when I get there! There is no set time table in this business. So if you're going to blame me for everything. Blame me! Won't be the last time. Just don't act like you care all of a sudden because of a family tragedy. It's clear you don't because you keep trying to lay the blame on me. I won't let you lay the blame on me and that makes you hate me even more! Now you resort to calling me names! Goddamn you're an epic fail! I mean I thought I'd all ready seen the biggest epic fail the WCF had to offer but perhaps I was wrong because clearly I'm looking at another epic fail!
The meth heads head over to offer the WCF camera crew some meth but they refuse as the two wander off in the distance. The WCF camera crew then drives off remarking just how much the two actually looked like Bonnie Blue, and Alex Richards.
Alex, did you cut that promo to bore me to fucking death because wins and losses don't matter. Somebody should have taught you this when you had your wrestling debut! But they didn't. Now you spend your time recounting other people's careers like you think its of some importance! It's not! Nobody gives a rats ass trust me on this! Alex, I don't give a fuck about Corey Black. You're forgetting that we came from different worlds, and when I got here I was still working the ring rust off but I'm sure you've never had that happen to you have you? You're so perfect right? Only you're not! This promo shows why you're not. You're too conceited to see it as well! Alex, get to the fucking point all ready! You're lecturing means nothing since we've established you're the worlds biggest, and most famous hypocrite! You had the nerve to call me one but you're going to be pissed when you find out that I don't just let things go that easily. Like anybody I have my ups and downs! You'll never admit that you go through this process because I guess you can't admit to being human! Alex, Alex, Alex, you're such a stupid bastard. The WCF, and its early champions have been scared of me, and would not put up their titles. They would not test themselves against me so its not as if I could bring my best. I'm not making excuses for myself, or for them however. Things are the way they are, and your opinion doesn't mean shit. We've also all ready established why this is. When you have no credibility you simply can't be trusted! Now that we now you can't be trusted the rest of your promo well let's just say its like smearing shit on the walls! That's how bad it stinks! But you know I still have to listen to you Alex. As much as I'd rather turn your promo off I feel its evident for when we go forward that you understand your efforts whether they go your way or not well they're just not going to work. Nobody owns me! I do whatever the fuck I want when I want! So at One where ever the hell I end up you just make sure you fail to your former tag partner since you look up to her so much. You two were at each others throats! Then you take a little detour over to face me and all of a sudden you're ready to make up. Just doesn't make sense but then again that's what you do Alex! You're all over the fucking place!
I know what wrestling is about. In wrestling things either go your way or they don't, and when they don't go your way you keep on working until they do! But of course you're not durable, and you don't understand how this business really works. I've seen and done it all! I know how it works. I can school you on shit you have no clue of. While you're trying to sell me on results you better worry about the results for yourself. Because I'm not changing who I am just because a match doesn't go my way. I go on to the next one. That's how it goes! But apparently you weren't paying attention when you debuted. Those promoters must talk too fast or maybe you were in the bathroom getting your dick sucked by that diseased infested hooker in the back alley. She probably gave you a good gum job but what the hell do I know. I wasn't there. You accuse me of using nostalgia and then when you do the same thing all of a sudden I'm suppose to be impressed by it? Guess what? I'm not. It's another instance of you being a hypocrite! You can't seem to keep your topics straight. I think you may have been a mental patient and they let you out of your straight jacket too soon! Alex, I've earned everything I've gotten here. I've had some things that didn't go my way. It's a part of life. You deal with it and move on. It has nothing to do with your wrestling career. That's your entitlement speaking! You're not entitled to anything. I'll go into Slam and beat your fucking ass. The match will go my way or it won't. Nothing to throw a tantrum over much like you do! Please don't compare me to that orange haired orangutan! We're nothing a like. You're more like him than I am! The sense that you're entitled to have everything handed to you is what makes you like the buffoon currently in the White House. But of course to hear to speak you have it all figured out! Well, I've given the WCF a lot to consider on the reasons why you don't have it figured out, and why they should pay attention. You should pay attention to it to, but I all ready know that you won't!
The WCF Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue dopplegangers high on meth then drift over to the doors of the The Big Sandy Superstore. WCF Security has to run them off. It's a good idea that they didn't come in contact with their actual counter parts or else there might have been a party that kept all of them away from Monday Night Slam. WCF Security then returns to the inside of the building.
Trust me when I tell you that the feeling is mutual Alex. I don't trust you either. I really just see this match for what it is. You'll either continue to be an entitled little prick or you won't! Your competition will know what the chink in your armor is however. They can easily combat that and although you hate it Bonnie Blue will know how to take you down because you refuse to change who you are, or your tactics. Yes regardless of what happens in this match your whole world will come crashing down in a fiery apocalypse. Let's face it too! You deserve nothing less than that. You need a fall from grace sooner than later because right now all I can hear is how your better than everybody but you don't have the World Title! Bonnie hasn't had it long enough to really make anything out of it so I'll be watching your match at One closely. But until then quit over thinking this like it will be the end of the world for me. It won't. Moving on from you will happen relatively easily. Working toward something else will happen relatively easily. The future is bright for me, and it's very dark for you! You're so entitled, and full of yourself you refuse to stop blaming the victim. The fake abuse victim. Your actions speak loud and clear Alex. I'm not making excuses for myself much like your shit parody with absolutely no truth contained inside of it! It doesn't surprise me you'd continue to show yourself as a fake. Even going so far as to say my late sister wasn't deserving of me. But that's what entitled fake pieces of shit do! Confusion always reigns!? What the fuck does that mean any way? Go join your former tag partner in Shanty town and get your fix before Slam. You're going to need something to hide the fact not only are you a complete farce, but also you're the one who gives real victims of abuse a bad reputation! For all your attempts, the only thing you proved is that you hate me which is no surprise, that you're a victim shaming hypocrite, and that even in your parody you couldn't resist doing the one thing you said it was never about. You're a goddamn liar, and your parody was in poor taste. I knew I couldn't expect anything intelligent from you because let's face facts that's the one thing you lack the most!
The following rolls across the screen: The following promo is intended for after Monday Night Slam. It absolutely does reflect what the WCF thinks of Alex Richards.
The WCF cameras cannot turn away as they decide to follow Bonnie Blue's doppleganger and as they follow her they notice her heading over to a beat up pinto with spinners on it. A close up reveals the greatest of ironies because it looks like the twin of Alex Richards except for the fact that he looks like he is drunk off his ass, and he has pit stains all over his shirt. Bonnie's twin gets into the car, as the message please stand by hits the screens for a minute. We are thinking that maybe the WCF is think of the safety of these two people but as we know with the WCF that is not always the case.
Alex, there you go trying to prove that you weren't just leeching off of Bonnie's success, and in part you were trying to find your own. The sad part is that nobody believes you! Except maybe Bonnie Blue, and John Rabid. Two people who don't even fucking matter! I only bring them up because they would take your side. Because you need somebody to take your side because anybody disagreeing with you is like the world is coming to an end. You can't tell me I'm wrong about that either. A simple incest joke? This all started with Bonnie Blue because she couldn't think of anything else to say after I insulted her. Here is the thing I don't joke about incest. I find it ironic you mention that you were abused, and you actually condone the actions of your former tag partner. Or anybody else for that matter! Those are not the actions of somebody whose been abused Alex. I think you're a liar, and you're trying to get sympathy in this company. The reason you're trying to do this is because you want the win and the company giving you the win because you've been abused is seen as a victory for others who have been abused. It's a cop out and it makes me sick. I don't take anything for granted. I tried to keep this as business only but no Alex. You just couldn't help yourself could you? Even after I mentioned I was a happily married man the trifecta of comments had to continue as if I never said a word to begin with. That's why I'll never believe you were abused. Victims are not manipulated directing projected abuse toward another person. Even if it was false! No! Alex, you're a liar. It was never about me. If it was about me you wouldn't have made it about somebody else. You might be good at lying to yourself but I see right past that. And I thought for once you'd record a promo that was intelligent, and of some substance. But it's the same old shit with you. Blame others for your short comings! Alex, I'm not a bully. I'm a realist, and I see things for how they are. I am going to rub it in every chance I get because if I don't somebody else will. It's funny how when I do what's necessary to succeed in this business I'm a bully but when Bonnie Blue does the exact same thing lying her ass off at every turn she's rewarded for it. When I say its funny its not actually funny. If I don't explain it to you then you'll think I'm being literal when that's not the case. It's not funny! It's a piss poor excuse for running your career! You're no different either. You should have seen this coming Alex! Alex, I pride myself on being me. You don't have to like it or enjoy it. But, its quite obvious you have no problem compromising your morals even though you'd tell me that's not the case. It's true! You either compromise your morals, or you have none. Either way, I have a specific reason for why I use every approach I do, and I think I made my point. You're absolutely nothing without Bonnie Blue. You don't have what it takes to stand on your own! You blame me for all of your short comings because you can't admit to yourself that you know you're going to fail at One! I'm the scapegoat for all of your problems which is completely unfair when you actually sit down and look at how things are going! I'm a hypocrite?
Let's examine the meaning of that word for a moment Alex. A hypocrite is somebody who says one thing while doing another. Clearly, I'm no hypocrite! You should hold all the contempt for yourself! You claimed to be abused while joking about incest with me. Now you wouldn't want somebody to make light of your abuse while also doing something similar in regards to what you were doing. It's not my fault you can't grasp reality or the actual meanings of words. I don't respect you for not understanding you're the very definition of a hypocrite. It's right there in your little promo too. You just handed me the keys to your very weakness, and now that you hate me for being something I'm not I will make you hate me for everything that I am! I'm truthful to a fault! A man who fakes his abuse is a disgusting individual! You have every indication of being a fake. Hate yourself for opening that door Alex. You were bound to know I was going to analyze, and over analyze that statement, and then come to my own conclusion.
As it concerns my late sister her and I were estranged. You do know what that word means don't you Alex? It means that we were never close. So before you tell me I need to go look in the mirror I'm not responsible for her death so if you're trying to guilt trip me into doing something like leave the WCF you can keep throwing your little tantrums, and making up your little excuses because I'm not going any where! What you, or the rest of the roster thinks of me is of no concern to me! I'm back to what really matters. Business as usual! Fuck everything else!
The WCF camera crew gets closer as their cameras zoom in. Once they do we see the car swerve until it hits a light post, and the two who look like exact dopplegangers of Alex Richards and Bonnie Blue, get out of the car, and continue on to find their next fix. Intrigued the WCF camera crew tails them but is careful not to get too close.
I'm not responsible for other people's actions Alex. It's not my comments that would kill Bonnie if she were really addicted to meth. It would be her addiction that did it. Sounds like you're devoid of common sense there Alex. You really should start using it if you do have any common sense laying around some place! Alex, what in the fuck are you talking about? Julia was abused? Are you some kind of all knowing fortune teller? We were raised by our grand parents after our parents were killed in a car accident. We later found out it was no car accident but they were actually murdered. But you know your grand parents are there to protect you. It wasn't until after high school that I was able to get custody of her. So let me make this perfectly clear I had absolutely no knowledge of any abuse my late sister may have gone through. You have to remember that I was going to school, and wrestling as an after school activity. I started working full time at eighteen. I never knew if she resented because we had to travel together until she got of legal age to go her own way. Life isn't always our best friend, and life doesn't always go according to plan. Hell, working for the WCF this lesson is something you should all ready know!
Why do you blame me? As I mentioned earlier your former tag partner started this whole thing. But you never worked to put a stop to it did you? See the dilemma we're in now? While you were enjoying your success you didn't give a fuck about me or the affect my family was going through. You still proved you don't give a fuck with that little production you put on. Right with more shots at me, and my late sister. You're the definition of a hypocrite, and now everybody knows it. Not only, are you a hypocrite, you're an unoriginal one too! You couldn't resist could you? Even after I made it perfectly clear I don't joke about incest. That is the worst form of abuse a person can go through. You claim to be a victim of abuse but all signs are pointing to no! We've all ready been over the reasons why. I just want you to understand there's no reason why you have to hide. It's a little bit like stolen valor, and you don't have some disorder that makes you sick either. You're the worst type of human being! You're the scum of the Earth! Yet, you have the audacity to point fingers at me for being honest, and straight forward! Alex, if nothing else you've simply motivated me even more! Your promo if you want to call it that was piss poor. It was so piss poor I'm surprised that the WCF aired it! Well Alex let's shift the subject here for a second. I know a victim of abuse wouldn't be making incest jokes. What makes a person commit suicide? When you find out the answer you can tell me? Until then just shut the fuck up, and listen to the dose of truth you actually need to listen too. That's the problem with you. You play around too much, and you don't listen. Because if you actually listened to yourself you'd be disgusted with yourself. And if you're not then there's something seriously wrong with you! You're trying to blame me. A victim. A victim of abuse shaming another victim. Wow! You're just hitting it out of the park tonight! You really shouldn't wonder why your credibility is called into question! Alex, just stop yourself from talking or else you're going to wander into not only another match with me, but a long term feud you don't want to be in! Because I have yet to see you mention family. Maybe it's because I got here late. But in all your time with The Guardians, and you know cracking those jokes a victim of abuse would never make toward a person whose never had a history of abuse you just love to blame other people!
I've got it pin pointed to a tee. Blame others, instead of taking responsibility for yourself! You really are the worst version of yourself Alex! Alex, let's get something straight anything I say to you is not to further my career. It's based on an outsider observing what you can't see. What you keeping failing to admit to yourself. How your actions don't really match up with what you claim! My wife, and my daughter support me. I don't need to tell you my daughter is in therapy because you saw it and you know that she was the closest to Julia. However, Mr. Victim of Abuse you condemning me for a matter you have no stake in is rather pointless. You sure were having the time of your life until I decided to share that very personal moment. Don't patronize me Alex! I did what was necessary to win. When you do what's necessary you don't blame yourself for doing it so I don't want to hear any comparisons for how I decide to do it. If Estrella Luiz is legal I can't throw her out of this nation. I can damn sure piss her off though! I can piss all over her heritage as a Lucha wrestler, and she can piss all over my American heritage too! So what? You're failing Wrestling Psychology 101! But of course for every mistake you make we've all ready learned that you blame me. Because taking the blame yourself is so foreign that you have to make up excuses for why you don't take the blame for yourself. It's a pattern that keeps repeating itself! I don't give a fuck about the parody you did! This is just another match. I don't know if you've been paying attention or not but let me let you in on why everybody here hates my guts. It's because the way I carry myself. Sure I may have been a World Champion a year before I entered the WCF. When I got to the WCF I was rusty. But I guarantee you don't have more imagination than me. That's just you being obnoxious when I've all ready owned you just for the sake of owning you. You must be really proud of yourself. Do a trailer park parody with the exact things you claim you don't do! Wow, that's the way to show me! Motivate me even further to prove your ass wrong! To drill it into your head because obviously there's a failure with a synapse in your brain when it comes to comprehension. So read this and read it over again until you understand! I back up everything. You saying I don't means nothing. I've proven you to be a big fucking fraud. You're on par with Frank Dux Alex! It's really pathetic! You really believe all the bull shit that comes out of your mouth!
The WCF crew gets closer to see the dopplegangers of Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue stop to get high. They're both getting high on meth, and one must think this is what it's actually like listening to them. You'd have to be high on meth to think either of them were talented or think their promos were actually good. They were probably getting their fix while creating something they thought would make their opponent shudder when in reality the opposite was true. It just made them laugh and see them for what they truly were. No threat at all!
The Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue dopple gangers then turn toward the cameras finally noticing them, and much like real life they just go back to getting high because that's what their lives consisted of!
Alex, what me being a World Champion before I got here means, is that I didn't need the WCF to be a World Champion. The fact that I'm proud of what I did before I got here must really burn you alive inside. But even with all that, and in dealing with the present. I'm the Main Event. People are here to see me! I'm so good I don't need a title to represent the WCF. My very presence is enough. That's why you're jealous of me! That's why none of the shit you spew from your lips will ever bother me. That's why your apologies are hollow and mean absolutely nothing! Because I can see right through that facade you put on for the WCF. I'm always the same person, and my family loves me for it. You claim to be same person but you're not! It kills you that you've come across somebody that just simply doesn't care. You want this to be my Main Event so you can shove it in my face on what I've lost but guess what? You're nothing!Our match means nothing! All you've tried to do is throw your weight around and people get tired of that shit fast! So when you see this put on your cape and get super mad!
Alex, I don't need you to tell me what I'm responsible for. After the way you've acted I'm surprised the WCF is ready to award you anything. After the way Bonnie has acted I'm surprised she's the WCF World Champion. She clearly doesn't deserve it! But she's like you. You don't listen to anything and neither does she! But you're going to be forced to listen to the truth whether you like it or not Alex. What do you with it I really don't care but at least the rest of the world will know what an entitled little shit you think you are!
Alex, you're not better than me! You can't even keep your actions, and statements lining up in a way that would actually match up with a victim of abuse! The thing you claim you are, and you don't act like it. Maybe you had enough therapy to get through your issues. Now those issues are coming back to haunt you in ways you never imagined! You're the one whose proven you're full of shit I've been working. Something you refuse to do! I don't give a fuck about the titles you've held. Go push that shit on somebody who'd be impressed like Jazzy John McCarty because to be quite honest you don't impress me. You never have! I only care about the World Title! That's no secret. I'm sure the rest of the WCF does too. Why should I care about the WCF TV Title? Tell me! I'm sure you'll find a good excuse while trying to again condemn me. You're really good at victim shaming. An activity you shouldn't engage in since you were a victim of abuse! You've been puffing on Bonnie's meth pipe for too long Alex. Time to put it down and face reality! I don't claim its a fluke. I just move on! Win or lose, I still win so where's the fucking problem Alex? There's no problem. You're talking out of your ass now, and I expected this would happen!
Alex, you're just embarrassing yourself by trying too hard now. Wow, hiring an actor and taking his word for something he's paid to do. What a fucking idiot! You're blowing smoke thinking of anything you can to hold my attention and man is it failing. Because when it comes to people paying attention to you people change the channel. I, on the other hand boost the ratings. Something you continually fail to do because you refuse to be honest with yourself! Go ahead and cry now! I want to see those tears of frustration stream down your face because I just won't play your game! I'm where I need to be! In this world you can't please everybody and I'll never please you and I'll never please the WCF so why even try? All I can do is be me which means I'm going to win by hook or by crook! With weapons, or without. Anything goes. A win, is a win! As far as my progress I'll get there when I get there! There is no set time table in this business. So if you're going to blame me for everything. Blame me! Won't be the last time. Just don't act like you care all of a sudden because of a family tragedy. It's clear you don't because you keep trying to lay the blame on me. I won't let you lay the blame on me and that makes you hate me even more! Now you resort to calling me names! Goddamn you're an epic fail! I mean I thought I'd all ready seen the biggest epic fail the WCF had to offer but perhaps I was wrong because clearly I'm looking at another epic fail!
The meth heads head over to offer the WCF camera crew some meth but they refuse as the two wander off in the distance. The WCF camera crew then drives off remarking just how much the two actually looked like Bonnie Blue, and Alex Richards.
Alex, did you cut that promo to bore me to fucking death because wins and losses don't matter. Somebody should have taught you this when you had your wrestling debut! But they didn't. Now you spend your time recounting other people's careers like you think its of some importance! It's not! Nobody gives a rats ass trust me on this! Alex, I don't give a fuck about Corey Black. You're forgetting that we came from different worlds, and when I got here I was still working the ring rust off but I'm sure you've never had that happen to you have you? You're so perfect right? Only you're not! This promo shows why you're not. You're too conceited to see it as well! Alex, get to the fucking point all ready! You're lecturing means nothing since we've established you're the worlds biggest, and most famous hypocrite! You had the nerve to call me one but you're going to be pissed when you find out that I don't just let things go that easily. Like anybody I have my ups and downs! You'll never admit that you go through this process because I guess you can't admit to being human! Alex, Alex, Alex, you're such a stupid bastard. The WCF, and its early champions have been scared of me, and would not put up their titles. They would not test themselves against me so its not as if I could bring my best. I'm not making excuses for myself, or for them however. Things are the way they are, and your opinion doesn't mean shit. We've also all ready established why this is. When you have no credibility you simply can't be trusted! Now that we now you can't be trusted the rest of your promo well let's just say its like smearing shit on the walls! That's how bad it stinks! But you know I still have to listen to you Alex. As much as I'd rather turn your promo off I feel its evident for when we go forward that you understand your efforts whether they go your way or not well they're just not going to work. Nobody owns me! I do whatever the fuck I want when I want! So at One where ever the hell I end up you just make sure you fail to your former tag partner since you look up to her so much. You two were at each others throats! Then you take a little detour over to face me and all of a sudden you're ready to make up. Just doesn't make sense but then again that's what you do Alex! You're all over the fucking place!
I know what wrestling is about. In wrestling things either go your way or they don't, and when they don't go your way you keep on working until they do! But of course you're not durable, and you don't understand how this business really works. I've seen and done it all! I know how it works. I can school you on shit you have no clue of. While you're trying to sell me on results you better worry about the results for yourself. Because I'm not changing who I am just because a match doesn't go my way. I go on to the next one. That's how it goes! But apparently you weren't paying attention when you debuted. Those promoters must talk too fast or maybe you were in the bathroom getting your dick sucked by that diseased infested hooker in the back alley. She probably gave you a good gum job but what the hell do I know. I wasn't there. You accuse me of using nostalgia and then when you do the same thing all of a sudden I'm suppose to be impressed by it? Guess what? I'm not. It's another instance of you being a hypocrite! You can't seem to keep your topics straight. I think you may have been a mental patient and they let you out of your straight jacket too soon! Alex, I've earned everything I've gotten here. I've had some things that didn't go my way. It's a part of life. You deal with it and move on. It has nothing to do with your wrestling career. That's your entitlement speaking! You're not entitled to anything. I'll go into Slam and beat your fucking ass. The match will go my way or it won't. Nothing to throw a tantrum over much like you do! Please don't compare me to that orange haired orangutan! We're nothing a like. You're more like him than I am! The sense that you're entitled to have everything handed to you is what makes you like the buffoon currently in the White House. But of course to hear to speak you have it all figured out! Well, I've given the WCF a lot to consider on the reasons why you don't have it figured out, and why they should pay attention. You should pay attention to it to, but I all ready know that you won't!
The WCF Alex Richards, and Bonnie Blue dopplegangers high on meth then drift over to the doors of the The Big Sandy Superstore. WCF Security has to run them off. It's a good idea that they didn't come in contact with their actual counter parts or else there might have been a party that kept all of them away from Monday Night Slam. WCF Security then returns to the inside of the building.
Trust me when I tell you that the feeling is mutual Alex. I don't trust you either. I really just see this match for what it is. You'll either continue to be an entitled little prick or you won't! Your competition will know what the chink in your armor is however. They can easily combat that and although you hate it Bonnie Blue will know how to take you down because you refuse to change who you are, or your tactics. Yes regardless of what happens in this match your whole world will come crashing down in a fiery apocalypse. Let's face it too! You deserve nothing less than that. You need a fall from grace sooner than later because right now all I can hear is how your better than everybody but you don't have the World Title! Bonnie hasn't had it long enough to really make anything out of it so I'll be watching your match at One closely. But until then quit over thinking this like it will be the end of the world for me. It won't. Moving on from you will happen relatively easily. Working toward something else will happen relatively easily. The future is bright for me, and it's very dark for you! You're so entitled, and full of yourself you refuse to stop blaming the victim. The fake abuse victim. Your actions speak loud and clear Alex. I'm not making excuses for myself much like your shit parody with absolutely no truth contained inside of it! It doesn't surprise me you'd continue to show yourself as a fake. Even going so far as to say my late sister wasn't deserving of me. But that's what entitled fake pieces of shit do! Confusion always reigns!? What the fuck does that mean any way? Go join your former tag partner in Shanty town and get your fix before Slam. You're going to need something to hide the fact not only are you a complete farce, but also you're the one who gives real victims of abuse a bad reputation! For all your attempts, the only thing you proved is that you hate me which is no surprise, that you're a victim shaming hypocrite, and that even in your parody you couldn't resist doing the one thing you said it was never about. You're a goddamn liar, and your parody was in poor taste. I knew I couldn't expect anything intelligent from you because let's face facts that's the one thing you lack the most!
The following rolls across the screen: The following promo is intended for after Monday Night Slam. It absolutely does reflect what the WCF thinks of Alex Richards.
