Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 16, 2018 12:09:59 GMT -5
WCF
Slam
Odin Balfore
Vs.
Jay Price
_____________________
Prologue
This could be seen as a clash of legends, it should be seen as a clash of legends, but Jay Price for all of your accomplishments, you’ve fallen off before you even got started. Remind me though about your super amazing rise in WCF in your first nine months, ten years ago. Tell me about your ONE, TEN and FIFTEEN main events and I’ll draw you a crayon map to your where you done fucked up. The way I see it, I got three weeks to ONE and three weeks to shoot on my challengers; the Jay Price jobber elite. It is funny because your career is oddly shadowed by Alex Richards. You havent done much aside from bang Seths sisters and have a dead baby with her.
Too soon?
Bah, shits never too fuckin soon.
Your career exists because you stuck around. Teo Del Sol and Alex Richards have studied your career like a hotel match leading them to that gloryhole bathroom. All they founds were cocks slapping them in the face and they called it success because they have nothing else to compare it too.
Jay Price, this too will be another brushed with success.Some would say that Jay Price is a golden bar of what success is here in WCF, I’m not sure says that but I’m sure theres some fan from 09’ that still tells the world that Jay Price has yet to peak. I suppose that's why ew have this match. Peak Jay Price LOL against the All Father. I dunno, Jay, you shoulda quit while you were ahead - the whopping 5 matches into your career. Funny, too, cuz I like you. I just don’t like what you’ve become. You aint hungry, you aint got no fire, you’re content wil coasting off of ten year old accomplishments and the scraps that were given to you. Much like Alex Richards. Content to get the scraps that were given to him by the guardians and Pantheon. Jay Price is what Alex Richards turns into when he’s given something to eat after Midnight.
Or is it the otherway around? Hard to tell in todays climate. I guess we’ll just have to see if Jay Price lives up to his name. Bah, see if he can peel himself off the floor.
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Chapter I: You too, Jay Price
Three weeks away from ONE, the biggest night in the career of three idiots and I’m right here putting myself back to work, doing rows with weight equal to that of two and a half Earths suns. Why am I rowing? Gotta get these shoulders strong if I’m expected to carry all that dead weight at ONE. Gotta get these shoulders ready all the keyboard warriors; to flick them off when they tell me that I’ve had my time. Its still my time. Its always been my time. WCF, talk a look around you, its always been my time. There is not a moment in my active career where I have not made history. I put myself in this position. No one else. I brought myself to this level. As I sit in this row machine with sweat dripping down my brow, pulling the weight of two stars, I know dragging the weight of those would be heros will be a piece of cake.
“ Jay Price, we havent fought very much over the years; Probably less than ten. However, I feel as though this is your way of trying to sneak yourself into a main event. Perhaps, ‘ oh, I fought Odin, so I should get a - ‘ BAH! Get the fuck outta here with that noise. I tierd of hearing that shit as an excuse. Alex Richards beat me. Hang on, lets go tell the papers. Lets run this as front page news.
NObody cares because who is Alex Richards to Odin Balfore. The Living Legend verse Bonnie Blue professional tit sucker - and not even in a good way. You see Jay Price, this is what a lazy career gets you. It gets you Alex Richards. It gets you some fluke win must take you a bad ass. It must make you a diamond in the rough. Its not that Alex Richards stock is rising, he just leveled off. Breaking even to him is success. By god, do you two have something in common. You both think getting out of bed and doing the bare minimum of your job requires you to get a title shot.
Congratulations to the both of you. You got something you don’t deserve. A match with me. I would say that Alex got a world title shot but that's pretty much meaningless when Bonnie Blue is holding the belt. Just a show of hands, anyone else just miss the boat how the other week they were best friends and Alex was trying to mack on that but now that Jay Rabod is suddenly around, its different? I’m sure that’ll be explained.
Spoilers: It won’t. It won’t and no one cares because Bonnie Blue won’t be around long enough as champion to care because I’m about to walk into ONE and fix all of this. This little bad dream that Rabid wants to cause because we all know that Bonnie Blue cannot do.
It is, Jay Price, a bad dream that all started with you when you showed a world of wrestlers that you do nothing, be nobody and put in all but zero effort and still find some sort of success. Look around from the current list of champions aside from myself and the picture is as clear as day. Teo Blaze is world champion and that's exactly what I fucking mean.
Perhaps, Jay Price, this is justice. Before I set Alex Richards straight, I must un bend and rearrange his predecessor- you know - unfuck his face then refuck it where it belongs. It certainly does not belong in the main event at ONE. Perhaps long ago but not now. Not men like you. Not men like Alex Richards So then here I am, again, cleaning up the unworthy and trying to keep the WCF Championship classy. I kept this company alive for all of 2018 when the Owner left, the world champion left, the acting GM left. They all left. Three world champions left. Two whole stables evaporated and yet WCF keeps on going because I keep on going.
It has nothing to do with Jay Price and whatever it is he has going on. Nothing to do with that. It has nothing to with Alex Richards actually showing up to work and doing the thing he’s supposed to do every week. Nah son, it has everything to do with Odin Balfore and the power that I wield. The gun that I wield. Monday night, that gun comes for you. Those bullets are ment for you, Price. For every one good thing you’ve done for WCF you’ve done thousands of terrible things. You breed contempt. You breed complacentcy. You tell people that if they just show up - look at Alex Richards, world championship match bound. We both know that Alex Richards has no place at ONE. He has no place anywhere. So Monday night, what I’m going to do to you is like what I’m going to do to Alex Richards. See, he thinks that he belongs in the ring with me. He feels as though his name can be spoken in the same breath as mine. He thinks that one win makes him a champion.
Bonnie Blue and Noble Savage could take notes. They could learn from the follies of Alex Richards. Follies that you started all those years ago. I say its about time you paid for them. Listen here, as I row these mighty suns, I think about all the damage that I’m going to cause. All the pain that I’m going to inflict and all the ‘rights’ that I’m going to wrong. Hell, Jay Price we could add you to ONE and there still wouldnt be world championship material between you four. Just a bunch nobodies desperately masquerading as somebodies. Monday night, you’ve seen the man that Ive become. The last time we faced off is far different from monday. I’m going to belt you sideways from sunday with these clobbering paws of mine because I jkust don’t give a fuck anymore. I don’t care about being a heel or a face. A good guy or a bad guy. I’m just THEE guy. I’m just the man in in charge of these plebs. I’m out there in the ring because someone has too. As much as they hate it, as much as they hate me, they need me and I’m going to crush them all. I’m going to start with you. I’m going to make an example pf Jay Price and all those like him that follow his example. The Alex Richards prototype; that I’m going to destroy. I’m going to knee cap you at one and powerbomb you til you meet you aborted child. Until you realize that they were the lucky ones in all this. If only you retired years ago this wouldnt have happened. Sucks to suck, I guess. Too late for them regrets, Jay Price. Too late to undo everything I’m about to lay upon you. Then you crawl back to that coma gimmick you had. Finally rest in fucking peace but not before you suck my dick.
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Chapter II: Not That Long
ONE is two weeks away. That's not far for immortality. That's not a long wait to be famous and indeed, I am the man to make them famous. They mock me on twitter but that's all the weak can do. They cower behind keyboards, emails and the swamp known as twitter. This isnt about doing the talking in the ring. Talk when you talk. Act when you can but they know that it won’t be enough. All this is, is them posturing to prop themselves up to show that they *are* champion. Bah, I spit at that. There is only one legend in WCF, me, and there is ONE champion.
ME.
Two weeks might feel like a long time but those bright lights at one will feel like forever and when its all said and done, they’ll forever be chasing the dragons of yesterday, trying to get that feeling back. Its not that long but they’ll kill themselves waiting as I reach up, grab that brass ring, regain the WCF championship and continue on this epic year that I have.
The year that will continue in 2019 and beyond.
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
Slam
Odin Balfore
Vs.
Jay Price
_____________________
Prologue
This could be seen as a clash of legends, it should be seen as a clash of legends, but Jay Price for all of your accomplishments, you’ve fallen off before you even got started. Remind me though about your super amazing rise in WCF in your first nine months, ten years ago. Tell me about your ONE, TEN and FIFTEEN main events and I’ll draw you a crayon map to your where you done fucked up. The way I see it, I got three weeks to ONE and three weeks to shoot on my challengers; the Jay Price jobber elite. It is funny because your career is oddly shadowed by Alex Richards. You havent done much aside from bang Seths sisters and have a dead baby with her.
Too soon?
Bah, shits never too fuckin soon.
Your career exists because you stuck around. Teo Del Sol and Alex Richards have studied your career like a hotel match leading them to that gloryhole bathroom. All they founds were cocks slapping them in the face and they called it success because they have nothing else to compare it too.
Jay Price, this too will be another brushed with success.Some would say that Jay Price is a golden bar of what success is here in WCF, I’m not sure says that but I’m sure theres some fan from 09’ that still tells the world that Jay Price has yet to peak. I suppose that's why ew have this match. Peak Jay Price LOL against the All Father. I dunno, Jay, you shoulda quit while you were ahead - the whopping 5 matches into your career. Funny, too, cuz I like you. I just don’t like what you’ve become. You aint hungry, you aint got no fire, you’re content wil coasting off of ten year old accomplishments and the scraps that were given to you. Much like Alex Richards. Content to get the scraps that were given to him by the guardians and Pantheon. Jay Price is what Alex Richards turns into when he’s given something to eat after Midnight.
Or is it the otherway around? Hard to tell in todays climate. I guess we’ll just have to see if Jay Price lives up to his name. Bah, see if he can peel himself off the floor.
_______________________
Chapter I: You too, Jay Price
Three weeks away from ONE, the biggest night in the career of three idiots and I’m right here putting myself back to work, doing rows with weight equal to that of two and a half Earths suns. Why am I rowing? Gotta get these shoulders strong if I’m expected to carry all that dead weight at ONE. Gotta get these shoulders ready all the keyboard warriors; to flick them off when they tell me that I’ve had my time. Its still my time. Its always been my time. WCF, talk a look around you, its always been my time. There is not a moment in my active career where I have not made history. I put myself in this position. No one else. I brought myself to this level. As I sit in this row machine with sweat dripping down my brow, pulling the weight of two stars, I know dragging the weight of those would be heros will be a piece of cake.
“ Jay Price, we havent fought very much over the years; Probably less than ten. However, I feel as though this is your way of trying to sneak yourself into a main event. Perhaps, ‘ oh, I fought Odin, so I should get a - ‘ BAH! Get the fuck outta here with that noise. I tierd of hearing that shit as an excuse. Alex Richards beat me. Hang on, lets go tell the papers. Lets run this as front page news.
NObody cares because who is Alex Richards to Odin Balfore. The Living Legend verse Bonnie Blue professional tit sucker - and not even in a good way. You see Jay Price, this is what a lazy career gets you. It gets you Alex Richards. It gets you some fluke win must take you a bad ass. It must make you a diamond in the rough. Its not that Alex Richards stock is rising, he just leveled off. Breaking even to him is success. By god, do you two have something in common. You both think getting out of bed and doing the bare minimum of your job requires you to get a title shot.
Congratulations to the both of you. You got something you don’t deserve. A match with me. I would say that Alex got a world title shot but that's pretty much meaningless when Bonnie Blue is holding the belt. Just a show of hands, anyone else just miss the boat how the other week they were best friends and Alex was trying to mack on that but now that Jay Rabod is suddenly around, its different? I’m sure that’ll be explained.
Spoilers: It won’t. It won’t and no one cares because Bonnie Blue won’t be around long enough as champion to care because I’m about to walk into ONE and fix all of this. This little bad dream that Rabid wants to cause because we all know that Bonnie Blue cannot do.
It is, Jay Price, a bad dream that all started with you when you showed a world of wrestlers that you do nothing, be nobody and put in all but zero effort and still find some sort of success. Look around from the current list of champions aside from myself and the picture is as clear as day. Teo Blaze is world champion and that's exactly what I fucking mean.
Perhaps, Jay Price, this is justice. Before I set Alex Richards straight, I must un bend and rearrange his predecessor- you know - unfuck his face then refuck it where it belongs. It certainly does not belong in the main event at ONE. Perhaps long ago but not now. Not men like you. Not men like Alex Richards So then here I am, again, cleaning up the unworthy and trying to keep the WCF Championship classy. I kept this company alive for all of 2018 when the Owner left, the world champion left, the acting GM left. They all left. Three world champions left. Two whole stables evaporated and yet WCF keeps on going because I keep on going.
It has nothing to do with Jay Price and whatever it is he has going on. Nothing to do with that. It has nothing to with Alex Richards actually showing up to work and doing the thing he’s supposed to do every week. Nah son, it has everything to do with Odin Balfore and the power that I wield. The gun that I wield. Monday night, that gun comes for you. Those bullets are ment for you, Price. For every one good thing you’ve done for WCF you’ve done thousands of terrible things. You breed contempt. You breed complacentcy. You tell people that if they just show up - look at Alex Richards, world championship match bound. We both know that Alex Richards has no place at ONE. He has no place anywhere. So Monday night, what I’m going to do to you is like what I’m going to do to Alex Richards. See, he thinks that he belongs in the ring with me. He feels as though his name can be spoken in the same breath as mine. He thinks that one win makes him a champion.
Bonnie Blue and Noble Savage could take notes. They could learn from the follies of Alex Richards. Follies that you started all those years ago. I say its about time you paid for them. Listen here, as I row these mighty suns, I think about all the damage that I’m going to cause. All the pain that I’m going to inflict and all the ‘rights’ that I’m going to wrong. Hell, Jay Price we could add you to ONE and there still wouldnt be world championship material between you four. Just a bunch nobodies desperately masquerading as somebodies. Monday night, you’ve seen the man that Ive become. The last time we faced off is far different from monday. I’m going to belt you sideways from sunday with these clobbering paws of mine because I jkust don’t give a fuck anymore. I don’t care about being a heel or a face. A good guy or a bad guy. I’m just THEE guy. I’m just the man in in charge of these plebs. I’m out there in the ring because someone has too. As much as they hate it, as much as they hate me, they need me and I’m going to crush them all. I’m going to start with you. I’m going to make an example pf Jay Price and all those like him that follow his example. The Alex Richards prototype; that I’m going to destroy. I’m going to knee cap you at one and powerbomb you til you meet you aborted child. Until you realize that they were the lucky ones in all this. If only you retired years ago this wouldnt have happened. Sucks to suck, I guess. Too late for them regrets, Jay Price. Too late to undo everything I’m about to lay upon you. Then you crawl back to that coma gimmick you had. Finally rest in fucking peace but not before you suck my dick.
________________
Chapter II: Not That Long
ONE is two weeks away. That's not far for immortality. That's not a long wait to be famous and indeed, I am the man to make them famous. They mock me on twitter but that's all the weak can do. They cower behind keyboards, emails and the swamp known as twitter. This isnt about doing the talking in the ring. Talk when you talk. Act when you can but they know that it won’t be enough. All this is, is them posturing to prop themselves up to show that they *are* champion. Bah, I spit at that. There is only one legend in WCF, me, and there is ONE champion.
ME.
Two weeks might feel like a long time but those bright lights at one will feel like forever and when its all said and done, they’ll forever be chasing the dragons of yesterday, trying to get that feeling back. Its not that long but they’ll kill themselves waiting as I reach up, grab that brass ring, regain the WCF championship and continue on this epic year that I have.
The year that will continue in 2019 and beyond.
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
