John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 14:31:02 GMT -5
 Hello Teo As you can see, your cell has been prepared for with provisions and a clean set of clothes, for I am not a barbaric jailer. However, I do expect compliance. Failure to do so comes with penalties. Your lower deck cell door has been wired to explode if it is tampered with in any way. The door has a timer, you will remain incarcerated for one full day. After which you will be released and taken to shore by my helpful personal. If I were you, I would use this time to reflect upon the decisions you have made over the course of your career. They have all lead you to this moment, the final match you will ever undertake. A fitting end for a man who has lived a swashbuckler's life. Death by burning pirate ship. Our match at ONE will be like no other, we will reconvene here, on board "The Hephaestus", the ship will be rigged as it is now, with an array of deadly C4 explosives. We will fight until there is only one survivor. You, of course, have no chance of victory and this ship shall become your tomb. Try not to look the rats in the eyes, they probably have rabies. And yes, that is ironic. Host the main sail. And break out the rum. adieu. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 14:52:28 GMT -5
Huh....who wrote "non" on this cannon?
Probably not important.
Well, lets see...I bet there's something to do around here...let's see...
Well, I can trust Rabid to lie about most things, so the ship is probably not rigged to explode.
But he would expect me to think that, so that means that it is rigged to explode.
Unless he expected me to know that I would expect him to know I would think that...
I mean, I could probably ask the guardians to rescue me with their time machine, but then Jay Omega would owe me a favor.
Unless Rabid has coated this ship with Omega repellant...that does seem a very him thing to do.
This could take a while...
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Post by Corey Black on Nov 28, 2018 16:02:15 GMT -5
@black
I don't know what you think you're doing here, but after your shit at Slam, I'm absolutely not shifting my card around to facilitate this nonsense. Rabid, you'll be lucky to be on the card at all, let alone battling one of our top stars.
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John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
Posts: 521
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 16:15:51 GMT -5
@black I don't know what you think you're doing here, but after your shit at Slam, I'm absolutely not shifting my card around to facilitate this nonsense. Rabid, you'll be lucky to be on the card at all, let alone battling one of our top stars. @theserpent I understand your concern, Corey. The idea of watching a beloved hero such as Teo Del Blaze, set alight on a pirate ship, it's too disturbing for your PG-13, "Once upon a WCF" ONE audience. So I purpose this... Teo and myself conclude our business aboard "The Hephaestus" the Slam prior to ONE. That way you can dedicate a Television Championship battle royal to his charred memory. |
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Post by Corey Black on Nov 28, 2018 16:30:52 GMT -5
@black
I will not sanction such a thing but if you fellas want to fight that bad.. fight.
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Post by Wade Moor on Nov 28, 2018 17:53:00 GMT -5
@godnilla
I remember when Corey Black would revel in this opportunity, but now look at him.
“This will not happen”
LOL
Maybe the metaphorical “ship” (WCF) is finally sinking (it sucks) and the literal ship is just giving him Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder.
See you at One, Black (that is if it’s still happening LMAO)
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Post by Alex Richards on Nov 28, 2018 18:16:55 GMT -5
@alexsplayground
#OneIsForPirates
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Post by Alex Richards on Nov 28, 2018 18:18:14 GMT -5
@alexsplayground
Umm.. WCFs legal team just contacted me and demanded I clarify that statement. Do not I repeat do not Pirate the one ppv broadcast
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Post by Jayson Price on Nov 28, 2018 18:19:18 GMT -5
@realjaysonprice
I don't know about pirates, but there will booty a plenty at One thanks to my wedding. #EverybodyGetsLaid
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Post by Corey Black on Nov 28, 2018 19:56:55 GMT -5
@godnilla I remember when Corey Black would revel in this opportunity, but now look at him. “This will not happen” LOL Maybe the metaphorical “ship” (WCF) is finally sinking (it sucks) and the literal ship is just giving him Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder. See you at One, Black (that is if it’s still happening LMAO) @black I know nobody is used to long term booking in this place or that place, but I'm way better than that shit. I have a plan and I'm sticking to it. Also I'm going to elbow you back to Mariana Trench, discount Aquaman. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 20:35:45 GMT -5
@trailblazer
Alright, quick update. I have managed to befriend the rat king through the use of several elaborate bargains. I won't bore you with the details but I had to give them free use of Singh's locker roo- you know what, it's not important.
They have thus agreed to bring me, hold on I hear them...
No, I said a phillips head screwdriver! This is clearly- oh, sure, scurry away!
Oy, hard to find good help these days. Surprisingly good reception out here though.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 29, 2018 14:43:52 GMT -5
@trailblazer
Update 2: We've managed to gnaw through the wall of the cell using the power of teamwork and cheese (Rabid was a fool to put it on my sandwich. Although I have to admit he does make a mean Monte Cristo...Wait, that was a reference wasn't it? Son of a-)
Unfortunately after breaching the cell wall we actually ended up in a different cell. So while I do have two toilets now, I'm not sure if this is an improvement overall.
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John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
Posts: 521
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 29, 2018 15:25:08 GMT -5
**Click**
BEEEEEEEEEEEP! Hello? Is this thing on?
(Yes, yes I know! Depress the speaker button? Thank you, now scoot!)
...I tells ya Teo, good help is hard to find these days.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, now as I promised, the timer on your cell door is about to expire. A rather delectable woman named Cassandra in a few moments will escort you via speedboat back to the Bolivian mainland, where a fueled plane will fly you directly to the Payback venue if you so desire.
I must say however, I'm a little disappointed you didn't discover the cell door key under the mattress. Although, watching you attempt sign language with a rat did entertain somewhat. Who knew it would be this easy to get you to crawl on all fours and squeak like a mouse? Incredible.
Now, onto business. As I surmised, broadcasting your incarceration over you tube has garnered interest. So much so that I've brokered a Netflix deal to broadcast our fight as an exclusive on their streaming service, thereby bypassing any need for the dolt, Corey Black to sanction this match.
Bad for Corey, good for your wallet.
On board the plane you will find a check made out for the sum total of 62 million dollars, to be paid into a bank account of your choice, once you sign a contract agreeing to the match of course. Just think of the orphanages that could benefit from your donations!
You're rich, Teo! Just remember to savor the days ahead as they tick down to your eventual destruction. Catch every sunrise. Kiss all the beautiful girls.
We shall reconvene here soon for your death.
Good Day.
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John Rabid
Mid-Carder
My new book, "How To Manage A World Champion", out Oct 12th. Twitch Prime!
Posts: 521
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 29, 2018 18:34:08 GMT -5
@theserpent So Teo, you signed the papers. Good, very good. Now prepare.  |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 29, 2018 18:59:03 GMT -5
@trailblazer
I mean...,was there ever any doubt?
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