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Post by Buff Mustache on Nov 28, 2018 10:29:30 GMT -5
I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your penises while our family drama gets off on screen each week.
I just want to say that I'm proud of my Papa for what he did last week at Slam. not only did he beat Mama's one man bang, but he signed the papers anyway. mama has never treated Papa the way he deserved to be treated.
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Post by Papa Stache on Nov 28, 2018 11:19:30 GMT -5
Brother, your mama always took care of the family. I was the one that never treated her right. It wasn't an easy decision but I had to do what makes her happy for once. I signed the papers for her, brother.
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Post by Mama Stache on Nov 28, 2018 11:21:14 GMT -5
Stop trying to make yourself out to be the sympathetic one in this situation, you piece of shit. You haven't given me an orgasm in 20 years. You splooged your semen into me and gave me 3 piece of shit kids not including the ones I had aborted. You deserve to rot in hell while I give my One Man Bang all the STDs you gave me you cheating prick!
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Post by Ryan Joseph on Nov 28, 2018 11:26:51 GMT -5
Hey, I said I would SAVE this family, and I'm not giving up yet.
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Post by Mama Stache on Nov 28, 2018 11:29:51 GMT -5
I don't know who the fuck you are, Ryan, but I'm sure Price would be interested in a threesome match if you know what I mean... I mean you shoving that cawk up my ass while price pounds my pussy with his genetic jack hammer
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 12:04:00 GMT -5
I’m torn. Buff or Mama. Which side do I choose 😩😩
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Post by Mama Stache on Nov 28, 2018 12:42:20 GMT -5
I don't need no fawkin sides. I'm a strong and independent woman, I don't need no one standing up for me, ya hussy!
That being said, if you ever thought about travelling to the dark side gimme a call- of course by dark side I mean my vagina!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Nov 28, 2018 12:43:44 GMT -5
Mama, Papa, I don't care who you all think were at fault. I sat at home and was called an undeserving twat bucket for my entire childhood. Papa always supported me.
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Post by Mama Stache on Nov 28, 2018 12:47:01 GMT -5
I was jus' tryin' to keep you outta the business that tore your father and mine lives apart, you ungrateful piece of shit. You decided to make this decision, fuck, it's YOUR fault your father and I aren't together any more more than anyones!
and Jay Price's cause I ain't NEVER seen a dick like his, and I've been with Thomas Urinal Cakes, Mikey Sextreme, Drop a Deuce Murdick, and some piece of shit clown back when the Dick Riding Gang were riding their way through this pussy in 2014.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Nov 28, 2018 12:48:47 GMT -5
I’m torn. Buff or Mama. Which side do I choose 😩😩 Hey Liliana, don't think I forgot what you and that whore did to me at Revenge... I masturbate while thinking about it 3 times a day. Call me.  |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 12:55:26 GMT -5
@trailblazer
So does this mean the wedding is on? I need to know when to start bidding to secure broadcast rights.
I may have been thrown through a tremendous amount of electrical equipment, but I know ratings when I see 'em!
#MustSeeMatrimony #TweetingFromHospitalBed
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 12:59:54 GMT -5
@trailblazer So does this mean the wedding is on? I need to know when to start bidding to secure broadcast rights. I may have been thrown through a tremendous amount of electrical equipment, but I know ratings when I see 'em! #MustSeeMatrimony #TweetingFromHospitalBed @theserpent Don't worry Teo, I'm covering the medical bills. After all, we're in this until the end. Me and you. There's no turning back now. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 13:07:23 GMT -5
@trailblazer So does this mean the wedding is on? I need to know when to start bidding to secure broadcast rights. I may have been thrown through a tremendous amount of electrical equipment, but I know ratings when I see 'em! #MustSeeMatrimony #TweetingFromHospitalBed @theserpent Don't worry Teo, I'm covering the medical bills. After all, we're in this until the end. Me and you. There's no turning back now. @trailblazer Wait, he's what..? Oh, okay I'll- That's right nurse, a round of champagne for the entire floor. Wait, did I leave the voice to tweet on agai- |
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 13:12:58 GMT -5
@theserpent Don't worry Teo, I'm covering the medical bills. After all, we're in this until the end. Me and you. There's no turning back now. @trailblazer Wait, he's what..? Oh, okay I'll- That's right nurse, a round of champagne for the entire floor. Wait, did I leave the voice to tweet on agai- @theserpent Good job I had those pesky donor hearts removed from storage, otherwise we'd never get the Dom Pérignon '04 chilled. How does the old song go, "Kickstart my heart?" Oh, the irony. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 13:19:41 GMT -5
@trailblazer
If the champagne tastes irony that means you dropped a blood bag in it, John.
But we should not be distracting from the mustache family with our various barbs! We'll have plenty of time to kill each other as soon as I get the permits signed from the local wharf...Or was that also an elaborate joke designed to drain my bank account?
Either way, I have complete trust in these nurses. They say I'll be out tomorrow or sooner if the check bounces, in the meantime they gave me this lovely morphine driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 13:36:44 GMT -5
@trailblazer If the champagne tastes irony that means you dropped a blood bag in it, John. But we should not be distracting from the mustache family with our various barbs! We'll have plenty of time to kill each other as soon as I get the permits signed from the local wharf...Or was that also an elaborate joke designed to drain my bank account? Either way, I have complete trust in these nurses. They say I'll be out tomorrow or sooner if the check bounces, in the meantime they gave me this lovely morphine driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @theserpent Good. He's out cold. Now attach the IV drip marked "GD". Excellent. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Nov 28, 2018 13:41:40 GMT -5
@trailblazer If the champagne tastes irony that means you dropped a blood bag in it, John. But we should not be distracting from the mustache family with our various barbs! We'll have plenty of time to kill each other as soon as I get the permits signed from the local wharf...Or was that also an elaborate joke designed to drain my bank account? Either way, I have complete trust in these nurses. They say I'll be out tomorrow or sooner if the check bounces, in the meantime they gave me this lovely morphine driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @theserpent Good. He's out cold. Now attach the IV drip marked "GD". Excellent. @trailblazer Little does he know I haven't actually stuck the needle in my arm (say no to drugs kids) not actually being affected by Morphine since about mid 2016. Helps throw off enemies though. Just so long as the voice to tweet app can't pick up whispers, he'll never realize this entire thing has been a bit to hit him with a bedpan and go save those donor hearts. Rabid is a sucker for schtick. Man, this is NOT how i was expecting today to go! Note to self, pick up another pack of Oreos. What do you mean you can see my lips moving? I'm unconcious John, don't worry abou- |
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 14:02:53 GMT -5
@theserpent Good. He's out cold. Now attach the IV drip marked "GD". Excellent. @trailblazer Little does he know I haven't actually stuck the needle in my arm (say no to drugs kids) not actually being affected by Morphine since about mid 2016. Helps throw off enemies though. Just so long as the voice to tweet app can't pick up whispers, he'll never realize this entire thing has been a bit to hit him with a bedpan and go save those donor hearts. Rabid is a sucker for schtick. Man, this is NOT how i was expecting today to go! Note to self, pick up another pack of Oreos. What do you mean you can see my lips moving? I'm unconcious John, don't worry abou- @theserpent Hush now, let that last glass of OJ do it's work. Now, where were we? Oh yes. Insert the needle. |
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Post by John Rabid on Nov 28, 2018 14:08:54 GMT -5
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Post by Jayson Price on Nov 28, 2018 14:29:43 GMT -5
@realjaysonprice
The wedding of the century, nay, the millennium, is still on. The union of the two most influential and famous families in all of wrestling, the Mustache's and the Price's, will change the landscape of the business.
@realjaysonprice
Also I'm going to get trashed at the reception and fuck Mama Stache into a coma, so you can bet your ass the whole thing will be live on PPV.
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